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Properties › Re: Can The Nextdoor Neighbor Harvest This Plantain? by beejay85: 10:39pm On Oct 08, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:
Oga
Plantain leaves don't fall off totally when they dry up, they rest on the stem

Na thief you wan thief so


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here
Who clearz whatever falls off?me!!
If pests or reptiles are conveyed to my abode thr d branches, who foots d bill for pesticides?
Humble me!!!
So banana come ripe ...u want deny me !! Wahala go set ooo cool
Properties › Re: Can The Nextdoor Neighbor Harvest This Plantain? by beejay85: 9:17pm On Oct 08, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:
It belongs to who planted it
If I planted it and my neighbor harvests it, I go beat crase commot for him head, tgats
Thats thiefery nau


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here
Whose compound got littered with dried up leaves before the banana got ripe for harvest? grin
Your honest answer is the answer u seek...
For the avoidance of doubt..IF I clean d trash...the bananas are mine cool
Education › Re: Zulum Embarrassed As JSS Students Can’t Write, Read. by beejay85: 7:07pm On Oct 08, 2022
obyrich:
Peter Obi has a lot of work to do in the North if he wins. These are talents wasting away. God help us.
Pres Goodluck Jonathan burnt millons of $ in the name of almajiri schs....still nada!
The north is very very hard to please..
Immunise their children...u ll be told it ll make their male child sterile grin
Go to school..they ll tell u boko haram...arabic first.
Business › Re: Can A Woman Who Runs Beer Parlor Business Still Be Faithful To Her Husband? by beejay85: 5:47pm On Oct 08, 2022
Fiscus105:
To commit fornication or adultery has nothing to do with profession, but,it can influence the person.


Selling beer is a kind of dirty business because u are dealing with customers who are mostly men, and they are men who know how to waste money, not only that, who will be drunk as a result of products you sold for them and they can start misbehaving. Mind you, you can't fight them because of this behaviors, though, you can caution them, if you choose to fight, they run away and it will affect ur buz.

Meanwhile, women in general are easily deceived and fell for flashing of money and spending money recklessly.

The question now is that, how a woman will now run a business in which her 99% customers are potential skirt hunters and not still fall for their gimmicks, is the biggest problem o?

Delicate answer I can proffer.

1. Employ beauty girls as ur sales girls.

2. Make sure you are a type of woman who priorities complacency ultimately.

Dnt be *toooooo* playful with them (let them know their boundaries)
The real profit in d business is in d pepper soup...
Of course beer can be bought in any corner of the city but u cant get delicious spicy soup everywhere grin
So if a lady resist her randy customers, the customers wont flee cos the pepper soups on d menu- if its truely worth its price...
Though it a very challenging biz line bt it requires being on ur toes...least of ur worries are randy men
Politics › Re: A Tale Of Two Presidential Candidates (PHOTOS) by beejay85: 9:28am On Oct 02, 2022
Belluski:
Naaa... thats not the point bro, you are not getting it......it is the most sensitive time to show your supporters and Nigerians at large you are capable of leading dem ... when dey need his presence, that’s when he is going to rest... is dat d kind of leader u want ?
If it wasn’t an emergency(sick), but a scheduled recess.. he would have done it before d commencement of the campaign. Stop fooling yourself
The campaign season is very long!! If not well managed the candidate will suffer burnout at a point- mind you, they will tour 36 States and campaigns commenced 4days ago...so its you who shouldnt place unreealistic expectations
On your candidate of choice
Politics › Re: A Tale Of Two Presidential Candidates (PHOTOS) by beejay85: 6:56am On Oct 02, 2022
byteem:
Jgnorance.. suffer never do u abi
Am not to blame ur parents made "suffer" your middle name..reason u cant think clearly and out of d box undecided
Politics › Re: A Tale Of Two Presidential Candidates (PHOTOS) by beejay85: 10:57pm On Oct 01, 2022
Brimstone77:
...

Obi bought his London home years before before you were born,so why will he sell it?

Besides he based and do his business in Nigeria..
He could have brought it from his mum womb...its ur headache...the fact that he own a home in london means he "rests"..there...
So if he deserve rest in his london home...why complaining abt others? hypocrite!!
He is based in nigeria while BAT is based in Jupiter grin
Politics › Re: A Tale Of Two Presidential Candidates (PHOTOS) by beejay85: 10:33pm On Oct 01, 2022
Brimstone77:
...

They want to force another disaster down our throat just as they did in 2015 but we must resist with everything we have..

Image someone that is to become the president going to London to rest..

God forbid!!
Tell whoever you are supporting to sell his London house first of all ( cos obi n atiku ) also own London homes, then return to type the trash above
Food › Re: My Perfect Concoction Rice Recipe, You Will Finish The Whole Pot (Photos, Video) by beejay85: 10:15pm On Sep 30, 2022
mariahAngel:
Actually, what I don't like about iru is the pungent smell.
Or is there another type without the smell?
Use maggi cube as seasoning...its made with fermented soya (iru) and it doesnt have a pungent smell...win win for u grin
Politics › Re: How Tinubu And Atiku's Activities & Parties Differ by beejay85: 9:42pm On Sep 30, 2022
duality:
Can you list 10 ten things people have said about Obi that's really good. Just anything.

You could read the opinion of Ben bruse about him. just find out. There are so many, out there. I don't have to copy and paste here.
He is asking about you!!!!
Not bruce...you you...answer
Agriculture › Re: If Banana Grew & Entered Your Compound Like This, What Would You Do? by beejay85: 6:20pm On Sep 30, 2022
Shawl001:
Did you plant it?
Is the root established on your soil?
If No, then you are not the owner pls.
If it has leaves that dried up and littered my compound...who does the cleaning? Me
Now the time to reap....it belong to someone else grin
We read something similar back then in sch in one of the english textbooks..
Similar senario was used to depict the "law" being an ass
Family › Re: A Week After We Got Married. by beejay85: 7:49pm On Sep 29, 2022
ManofgodJnr3:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02oSUJFq3YT7QLVEcYw8uGFZwMgPyHTn8hyN4kGHhyJDkAv89741j9PW5SY1QbZTyhl&id=100037871582590
First of all i wish u a happy married life...I pray ur marriage is filled with joy and happiness ..
On a funny note, bros shey matter don cast? grin
While dating...side chick will cook...
Bros go use d food form for main chic say he sabi cook grin
Now after marriage oga come dey fry akamu grin
Food › Re: I Just Bought This Animal From Some Boys, How Do I Prepare It? by beejay85: 10:16pm On Sep 28, 2022
EmekaStanley:
Really?

Jeez.

I feel cheated right now
Not expensive....its not easy catching this animal young or old alive
Politics › Re: Court Orders Obi’s Supporters Can Pass Through, not converge at Lekki Toll Gate by beejay85: 2:04pm On Sep 28, 2022
KanwuliaExtra:
Which kain judgment be dis?

Can they really “pass through” without “converging”? grin
Bros no let Mopol baton your head before the answer "converge" in ur brain grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Jets Out, Group Plans One-million-man March by beejay85: 10:57am On Sep 26, 2022
CaptainAyub:
Took a break to the hospital to recharge his lifelessness.
If u like,be there and be struggling for elective post with your children's age mates.
Ndi ara.
Work never start,e done de go break.
70yr old fossil
I pray God grant u long life to attain 70 and become a living fossil grin
Politics › Re: Commuters Commend Tinubu/shettima-Nairaxi Transit Card Initiative by beejay85: 2:30pm On Sep 25, 2022
immortalcrown:
Free and discounted for how long? For just campaign period?

If it will continue for at least the next 4 years irrespective of who wins the 2023 election, then it is somehow good.

But if it is just for campaign, it is the same as the ridiculous agbado and dodo they normally share, and those celebrating it are just suffering and smiling.

Remember that the cost of providing the card is less than 1% of what Oluomos snatch from commuters in Lagos alone. So, it is even worse than robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Cowry card has been in use for years in lagos for affordable transportation in lagos..
So the issue of continuity after campaigns doesnt arise my friend grin
Politics › Re: Obasanjo: Nigeria Has No Business With Poverty, Insecurity by beejay85: 2:19pm On Sep 25, 2022
Honestfrend:
If u re not indomine generation u will know it.. “It was under Obasanjo’s watch that Nigerians were defrauded of $16 Billion Dollars meant to fix the country’s power problem, Ex-President Olusegun Obasanjo offered the sum of N50m bribe each to members of NASS to secure a third term in office, His administration claimed to have spent over $4 billion in construction and repair of federal roads. This spending claim is completely contrary to the conditions of the roads they claimed to have sunk the money into... Google is ur friend bro..
You are derailing off point!
Your initial point was the high cost of staple food "garri"...and i highlighted that farmers prefer to sell their cassava to d highest bidders (chinkos) than to sell to garri n akpu processors...
Obj's policies may not be excellent to infrastructural dev..
But u cant fault him in agric and economy...
U can be ancient of days but i just placed d fact at ur doorstep..chikena
Politics › Re: Obasanjo: Nigeria Has No Business With Poverty, Insecurity by beejay85: 12:00pm On Sep 25, 2022
Honestfrend:
OBJ is just talking trash... Was it not when he came into power that the price of Garri went up?

He now talk like he is clean, when old age don come and no position to fight for they start showing care... Nigerian politicians en.. Even Jonathan the other day was saying the almost the same thing.. Tomorrow now this living dead that has made the country as lifeless as he his will come by 2025 and start saying the same thing. Useless thieves.
You got it all wrong....
OBJ made agriculture very lucrative that cassava farmers prefered to sell to chinese buyers then and earn decent pay for their venture than sell to locals to make "garri"...
Obj also proposed the usage of 10% of cassava starch for industrial processes for making of bread and other daily use comodity GEJ implemented..
So the policy fully benefitted nigerians unlike what we have now
Politics › Re: Why I’m Encouraged About Peter Obi Movement – Charlyboy by beejay85: 10:52pm On Sep 24, 2022
Elyonwings:
Second civil war loading. Sponsored movement towards a breakdown of law and order. We shall recount the story from outside the Nigeria, if it will ever exist or survive the horrific period. Obi is not just a presidential candidate, he's a spiritual sacrifice on the altar of Nigeria politics. Accept the sacrifice, you are doomed, reject it at your peril. A word is enough for the wise. My solemn advice to my Yorubaland. Don't just support your son, Tinubu. Prepare for war, they have a plan. Lagos is their target.
Chill bruv....Lagos is patiently waiting grin
Politics › Re: Why I’m Encouraged About Peter Obi Movement – Charlyboy by beejay85: 10:41pm On Sep 24, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
DAILY POST
In all your gettings, Baba get wisdom ooo
No carry campaign reach Wuse market..
Make u no collect from Abuja boys as u and adeyanju collect during #resume/resign protest in Abuja..
The beating still dey resonate... baba run kaba kaba grin
Politics › Re: President Buhari Attends Lunch Meeting With Investors (Pictures) by beejay85: 9:16am On Sep 23, 2022
SlavaUkraini:
Waste of Time

No serious Investor would pump money into a Failed State like the present day Nigeria.

Foreign direct Investment and Insecurity do not go with each other
Real investor are smiling at your ignorance cool
Politics › Re: FG Approved AK47 For Katsina Outfit, Ondo Will Buy For Amotekun - Akeredolu by beejay85: 9:34pm On Sep 22, 2022
Deprofessional:
Obi is coming
Yinmu undecided
Politics › Re: Throwback Video Of Obasanjo Appreciating Tinubu's Achievements as Governor. by beejay85: 2:12pm On Sep 22, 2022
Tochi3:
Tinubu acheived practically nothing in Lagos..

The job was done by Jakande, Buba Marwa, fashole the rocket science Minister, Ambode, other Military administrators of Lagos , FG and Nigerians. .

Only a political statement from OBJ when they were trying to settle their differences then....

That man Tinubu did nothing except increasing tax for his bullion vans and empowering miscreants [quote author=ADO2004 post=116909466]So APC and Tinubu don't have anything to show or campaign with rather than Lagos? Are they aware that lagos was developed long before Tinubu became human being? Please give us Peter Obi my fellow Nigerians, and if he fail, we will also remove him until we get it right in this country.
BAT and Obj settling diff in 2001- 2yrs into democratic dispensation grin
Surely u were still sucking ur thumb in 2001 grin[/quote]
Politics › Re: Ikorodu Cocaine Seizure: You Are Doing Well - Buhari Tells Marwa by beejay85: 9:06am On Sep 20, 2022
Generalwoodz:
Everything gonna be alright. That's what the guy in black and akimbo is saying.
I think he is 1 of d NDLEA agent...but posing with hiest isnt too smart..he ll be haunted...
Abba Kyari comes to mind..
Politics › Re: Photos Of Osinbajo At Queen Elizabeth’s Burial; Wishes King Charles Well by beejay85: 1:53am On Sep 20, 2022
Kenmatt:
Why won't he be there?

Just tell me why?

Housas and Yorubas should or must even be there, Londoners are their mentor, god and what have you.

UK aided them as East was impoverished.

Any day you show me any man from the East there, I'll seize to be a member.
Buhari is already at The UNGA in New York. Most leaders u see in London will head to New York ..
If he didnt delegate authority to the Vp and share the engagements, na una go still complain... cheesy
Politics › Re: FG Grants N16 Trillion Waiver To Dangote, Honeywell, 44 Others by beejay85: 9:26am On Sep 19, 2022
havenz:
16 trillion grant to one part of the country, Buhari is evil and full of nepotistic character.



I can't wait for Buhari administration and the whole of APC to rest in exile.
Is Honeywell also owned by a Northerner?
Its not compulsory to comment...if u got nothing to say- simply zip up lipsrsealed
Family › Re: Flogging Toddlers- Is It Really Necessary? by beejay85: 9:35pm On Sep 18, 2022
Prism:
Hello nairaland family

Before I begin let's define toddlerhood;

Toddler: 1-3 years. Preschooler: 3-5 years. School-aged: 5-12 years. Teenager: 13-18 years.

Is it necessary to start flogging toddlers?? I married a yoruba man And I noticed his sisters like flogging their kids including their toddlers. I'm not used to seeing little children being flogged not to talk of toddlers and I get this cringe feeling when I see it. Is it a cultural thing? Is that how the whole tribe Is like? Does flogging a child actually make him or her betterhuh Or is it not just child abusehuh
I do feel somehow seeing people flogging 2yr old, 3yr old kids. I feel somehow. What do you guys thinkhuh
You are married to a Yoruba man...Great!!!
Some of the attributes he has that endeared you him were shaped by the early discipline he got..
Dont get me wrong...i detest abuse of children and openly confront parents when i see one- even when am not related with them in any ways.
Occassional slap on the wrist does magic to keep toddlers in check...
But you allow them to grow without d time to time check n balance...
Its become harder,now they are at the mercy of their teachers in school.
And we still scream hard when d teacher does d discipline grin
So its better done by u in a mild and loving way...if not , d society will do it for u and u wont like it grin
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Exposes Crude Oil Theft In Nigeria - How Government Steals Oil (Video) by beejay85: 5:03pm On Sep 18, 2022
Stanleyq:
Do u know that even when u dance in a river side, Ur enemy will tell u to stop dusting him.
huh
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Exposes Crude Oil Theft In Nigeria - How Government Steals Oil (Video) by beejay85: 3:34pm On Sep 18, 2022
Hndrrxxx:
So you’ve known all these for a while now and you keep quiet??




Why?? Because you are part of them and now they don’t want you anymore
Dont mind the hypocrite liar...
As if crude oil wasnt stolen during Jona era by Diezani boys- Kola Aluko, Omokore etc..
Yes PO has a point about heavily reduced daily oil output...
Highlight d issues causing the reduced quota and ways of improving..
Not just Vague reason of "Government stealing"....
Ask him to detail "How its done? Who are responsible- navy army nnpc ? Him go start to chop tongue... grin
Crime › Re: This Man Is Ready To Help Dorothy Dike & Son (picture) by beejay85: 10:25am On Sep 17, 2022
IamAtikulate:
Taking away someone's means of livelihood is never the way to punish traffic offenders.

Fine is an appropriate measure.

LASG is just overbearing.
Taking their vehicle is a slap in the wrist...
For any traffic offender that kills any Lagosian via plying one way route- the fellow deserve the death sentence...Chikena
Foreign Affairs › Re: UK Publishes Names Of Dead Nigerians With Unclaimed Estates, Assets by beejay85: 11:40pm On Sep 16, 2022
georgeakins:
Who is the author and where can I get it, please?
Samuel Sevlon ....u can download its pdf online for free
Travel › Re: Victims Of One-Way-Drivers Speak, Share Their Pain by beejay85: 11:49am On Sep 16, 2022
NohurryInLife:
Naso I dey stroll for one road like that wey e sure for me say, no car fit dey come 4rm behind. Something just say make I look back...naso I see one mad driver dey speed dey come from where e no suppose pass. Omo, the guy 4 kill en papa that day mehn.

I shouted God will punish you. The mad man replied "and you too".
grin grin

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