₦airaland Forum

KingCold:
Waiting for them insults..like 1,2,3
It's a South Africa themed thread afterall

Why harboring negative thought
I cherish and wish for this type of serenity.

JAPAHTML:
I dont know why i just love this nigga so much, i just cant tell bt i love him so much 4 this nairaland

So make he open yansh for you to fvck,.. gay!

Inspirer1:
The part "helping his immediate family to travel abroad" is somehow o, owing to the status of Ighalo...

Don't you understand that part when women will say "after all i did for you".

Kushites:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-11-11/banking-tycoon-wigwe-invests-in-new-500-million-university-in-nigeria

He can do more with the illegal withdrawal of our monies.

Do i give a flying fvck?
NO!

TMKsouth:
South African rugby player, Siya Kolisi, is among the athletes with the highest possible earnings from OnlyFans (porn site), with a monthly maximum of £588 346 (R13 million / N570 billion) after captaining South Africa to back-to-back rugby world cup victories in late October.

To determine how much the sexiest rugby players could potentially earn if they dropped the ball and picked up the camera, experts at Live Rugby Tickets assembled a seed list of the top 100 players in the world and examined Instagram and Cam Model Agency.

It is revealed that if Kolisi were to set up OnlyFans, there could be an astounding 4528% increase in monthly income.

The Sharks rugby team star presently captains the South African national team (Springboks), which he led to victory in the 2019 World Cup final, making him the first black captain of a World Cup-winning team in the tournament’s 126-year history.

He did it again at this year’s Rugby World Cup (2023), leading South Africa to its fourth overall triumph.

He also has an incredible 897 768 Instagram followers and has been selected by the New African magazine as one of the most prominent Africans.

The OnlyFans platform has seen sports stars such as Diego Balleza, extending their income to six figures a month, but how much could the top Rugby players across the globe earn if they joined the platform, and could it be more than their current club salary?

https://www.iol.co.za/the-star/news/siya-kolisi-could-earn-over-580k-if-he-started-onlyfans-f61b2bcf-661b-4f98-91b1-db3de10334b2

Common bro! I know that our naira value has depreciated but the exchange figure you put there is totally incorrect.

Text her to send account number

What if he dies

taylor89:
Oga forget about the fraudulent Supreme Court victory



The problem is what’s the way forward



No be victory we go chop



People are committing suicide because of hardship una still dey talk victory

Taylor! We are waiting to hear your suicide.

stellahamechi:
Your comment is baseless here my dear, in a country run by infidels, man must create his or her own path, if you can't create yours, my brother or sister, you are the mumu

You must learn how to ignore negative comments or else they would drag you to the mud which is their dwelling place.

stellahamechi:
I have been speaking on a platform after a met this guy who blew me away, I am a law graduate with interest in tech, but not so much jobs after i served a firm during NYSC, so all this legal knowledge was just wasting and it was something i am very passionate about until this guy Mr Isaac used swag to sweep me away.

I met him by the road side while i was waiting for my bolt to pull up at Akoka chicken republic, he confidently walked up to me and said that his name was Isaac and he was watching me from afar and didn't want me to leave without being told how gorgeous i was, well i hear this alot so i simply said thank you Sir, he asked for my name and if i was in a hurry, and i said yes my bolt is 1 min away and my name was Stella, He then said put your number here i want to send you something that will put a smile on your face tonight, In my head i said "well i didnt ask him for anything so if he sends me money and i don't pick his call, otilor for him" so i smiled and asked him what do you want to send to me with my number, it is not on opay or all these apps abi na new format. He said not to worry, all he wants is for me to continue smiling, I became more curious because me i want to always to smiling in this country, i put my number in his phone and he left with a wink, All the way home in my ride i kept wondering wetin this man wan send me so.

Around 6pm someone called me, i thought it was him, the person said it was regina from speak4me.ng and Mr Issac booked her as his assistant to enquire my sleeping time so he know when to send me my surprise, in my mind, i said see efizzy, Oga can even afford to book a female assistant that was even sounding like she was prettier than me, the entire package got me more curious and excited on what was gonna happen next, then i told her around 9:30pm

Lo and behold around 9:30PM another female called me that she was sent by Mr Isaac, with a very soft voice i am sure will make some men rock hard if they heard, I said to myself, is this man running a love-vendor organization, She then told me that she was booked to sing Queen Stella a lullaby, that after such a stressful day, royalties deserve royal treatments, ahhhhhhhhhh! i just started laughing and the girl said it was her pleasure to be the lucky one to end my day, I could not resist anymore, then she started singing a song i did not even know who sang or if she wrote it specially for me, but she included my name in the song and at the end i am sure i felt goose bumps, i kept remembering this guy's face when he told me that he just wanted to put a smile on my face, at that point money didn't matter to me, i felt he spent over hundreds of thousand for all this packaging, i felt like a queen and slept like one, woke up very special and expectant for oga to call me, he didn't call me almost all day, then i called the girl to ask for his number to say thank you to him, they said they had done their job and the sender or platform will reach me with more details, i got curious and went on the platform myself, to my surpise, this guy only spent less than 2k to book these two fine girls to deliver this luxury packaging, i just burst laugh but still could not get over how he made me feel, i tested the platform myself then saw i can also start speaking and getting paid like the other girls as there was slot for legal speakers, me and this guy didn't date, but my bf surely knew that i was catching feelings for someone, as that one doesn't know the queen he had, alot of pleasurable things came out of that relationship eventually Glory to God.

So men, don't be boring, there are amusement parks, nerf gun centers, special ways to make a lady feel like she is wearing a crown, if you can't afford them, use speak4me.ng and if you have legal issues, book me "Stellah101" for few minutes and i will do my best for you.

Thank you for patronizing working Nigerians

Wow! What an interesting write up! But i got to realize at the end that it's just an advert. Well, I hope I get to try it someday with someone worthy.

Abolodje:
Big man doings go shock you

Abeg make one of these men come adopt me oo. I be orphan but am almost 40

Botragelad:
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/08/us/politics/us-iran-airstrikes.html

Countries are taking the bull by the horns and all Nigerians know how to do is comment as if their lives depend on it.

chopnaira:
Source: Reno Omokri on Twitter.

I love the wars in the forum

UselessBuharist:
Is there war in their states, what is the need for the peace accord and what’s the punishment for violators?

After signing the useless peace accord, the same politicians that signed peace accord will unleash terror on the people

Make all there supporters and party members sign peace accord also.

The mom is still looking great

Preciousgirl:
Am a Christian

Then find other solutions or continue living with it.

Preciousgirl:
Whenever my husband wakes up, his mouth smells bad. It is better after he brushes. Is this normal?

Not normal. Divorce him outrightly.

When she said she want a baby girl's treatment, what she meant was someone to spend money on her. Open ya eyes

turmacs:
I kind of find this awkward
My boyfriend prefers to have sex in the shower. If i can count the number of times we fûcked last month, out of ten, seven were in the shower while the rest were on the bed.
Is there something about shower sex that makes it sweeter than bed sex

Maybe banging in the shower gives him the groove. But do you find it sweeter?

Authoreety:
The girls toxically violent

She has been brave.

victorclean:
Which activist?. Na terrorist. Every Muslim is a potential terrorist. It's just a matter of time.

True. But most persons in similar situation would develop her mindset.

itsValo:
As a young guy, you had a sexual relationship with a girl and you wake up to find out she is dead, what will you do??


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQD7RCLhg1s

Na to continue the nacking na

Westerhoffe:
That was how China developed, and today, you can't push them aside when it comes to technological advances and innovations.

Buy it, dismantle it and reverse engineer it.

And concerning the state of Nigeria roads, I think they really do not need to be fixed according to our Reps… but left to become more deplorable while stronger cars are required to access them, to the extent that boats and canoes will be needed in the near future to access them.

And these are the same people asking us to patronize made in Nigeria goods…

What a country.

Hypocrisy of the highest level

Racoon:
https://leadership.ng/dhq-naf-mum-over-indian-fugitive-clerics-fraternity-with-personnel/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Everything una dey take make noise for this country. Make una go ask Dr Naik why him say Muslim Airforce abeg.

Very ugly way of eating our foofoo

CasNova:
Let's just say I am never 'desperate' about sex.

If men should stop the desperation, I think the table would turn,.. but maybe na so God create man .

OneCandleAway:
There is always crude surplus for bunkering and stealing.

Aptly put

pocohantas:
Yea right! They should even bring it down to 4. I mean, you can't wait to ravage their vaginas. Senate should sit and review the age, just so you can fck women earlier. #Spits

The world would one day pause to accommodate y'all sexual urges.

Forgerrit! Some 16 yr old these days don masure fillish.

4[b]. Saying she will be leaving in an hour time

we are actually telling you to make a move but someone guys don’t get it. Instead they will be begging us to stay a little longer. Durr if I have somewhere else to go that evening, do you think I will come and spend time in your house?[/b]

Gbam! Once i am with a girl and she says this, I'll know that the time is ripe to make the killer move

meobizy:
This guy has said the truth. This realization kept me off dating for the longest time. I decided to Bleep oloshos only because it was straight to point. With time I started taking note of signs that a girl wants the deed. My mind is still not settled on handling relationships yet.

The reason why things end after sex? It means the chase is over and she hasn’t put forward any qualities which show she’s a keeper. Last last both parties will date for three months to one year but anything longer na marriage or wasting-time territory.

Oga! Have you forgotten you are female