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Mercisharelove:
Based on what I wrote up, you have refused to see your error

I am not disputing ur opinion.
But I am telling you why I am still not married.

Mercisharelove:
My God, if you don't go through the 🔥 how would you be refined?

I've seen enough 🔥 already.
Money solve bullshits

DonBenny77:
I won't marry a lady that can't afford her body cream.
Most ladies do contribution without earnings from any job.
Pure magic!

True. Most men spend from their savings while women rarely touch their own.
Even the so called weekly or daily contributions they do are gotten from billings here and there.
Believe me, if a girl is claiming broke it means she doesn't have cash at hand.

Mercisharelove:
Because you don't see your own fault, but always the error and unforgivable, unforgettable blunder of your partner's.


There's no perfect person on earth! You are because I am.

So open your heart and live and let live!

I need a secured money to prevent "see finish".

This man is a rare gem. Thank you Honorable minister for coming to the rescue of that innocent man that was unjustly brutalized by the police and incarcerated in nasarawa state for four years without a court hearing. We want to see all those involved brought to book and the victim duly compensated by the govt.

Both of you are still teenager

Aboks:
if dem share this 300 million for the whole Nigeria change go remain


naija population is 200 and something million

Mathematician

Skyview01:
How would you know!

The day a mad man knows he is mad, that is when the madness is cured!

I am sure the buzu may not even recognize Aisha, his wife.

Even after his failed tenure, he is still not AWARE

MyAmericandream:
Old gist...No be this olu them call out for IG say him no dey take care of the pikin wey the girlfriend born for am for naija? Nigerians with eyeservice sha

Honorable, please off your mic 🎤

illicit:
I no go lie

Even though I am Yoruba

Open defecation worse for Ibadan

So many homeless immigrants therein

Shit for roadside kerb, shit for underbridge, ontop bridge, motorpark
Shit everywhere

Too many people in Ibadan, half of them homeless

🥴

No be lie bro. Even in the north, open defecation has become a norm especially by the migrants. The govt and NGOs need to step up their games in this regard.

Risingblue008:
Thieves,
See another pattern to move such a huge money
When government starts to dey pay fines for law breakers?
Pensioners are dying
Put the money in rehabilitation of federal roads.
This government tire person
Till this old fool think say everybody dey daft just like him pple,
Till next year ending,
We ni go see anybody wey Dem bail,
Put it as a reminder

The minister added that the ministry pulled the funds together through “dealing with the private sector in terms of CSR”.

oluwaseyi0:
Fine paid to who?
It's just like 'god' claiming he sacrifice Jesus to himself for our sins

Oga release them on compassionate ground since the money still goes back to FG albeit with 50% missing due to corruption

The minister added that the ministry pulled the funds together through “dealing with the private sector in terms of CSR”.

fykes:
You want Massive wealth and only spit from your wife wey you dey kiss everyday you no fit swallow.?

Me I go like to borrow the wife for just one month

funkemary:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chai, Daddy wa 😁
This is funny I swr

Aswear the first time a girl called me daddy while nacking, I began to suspect like was her father sleeping with her?
It took a while for me to realize it's just a pet name or a sign of respect. But it kinda made me feel old.

Severally. Especially if the feeling isn't mutual.

Rubbish post. One man's terrorist is another's freedom fighter. One day the table will turn and you'll start seeing different comments.

JAPAHTML:
Thunder fire u bastard, me wey love woman pass ur papa, idiot like u i just finished fucking 1 girl nw anu ofia, onye iberibe like u, me wey love juicy pussy u are shallow minded bastardize individual 4 calling me a gay, this just shows the average stupid mentality of the black man

E pain am

KingCold:
Waiting for them insults..like 1,2,3
It's a South Africa themed thread afterall

Why harboring negative thought
I cherish and wish for this type of serenity.

JAPAHTML:
I dont know why i just love this nigga so much, i just cant tell bt i love him so much 4 this nairaland

So make he open yansh for you to fvck,.. gay!

Inspirer1:
The part "helping his immediate family to travel abroad" is somehow o, owing to the status of Ighalo...

Don't you understand that part when women will say "after all i did for you".

Kushites:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-11-11/banking-tycoon-wigwe-invests-in-new-500-million-university-in-nigeria

He can do more with the illegal withdrawal of our monies.

Do i give a flying fvck?
NO!

TMKsouth:
South African rugby player, Siya Kolisi, is among the athletes with the highest possible earnings from OnlyFans (porn site), with a monthly maximum of £588 346 (R13 million / N570 billion) after captaining South Africa to back-to-back rugby world cup victories in late October.

To determine how much the sexiest rugby players could potentially earn if they dropped the ball and picked up the camera, experts at Live Rugby Tickets assembled a seed list of the top 100 players in the world and examined Instagram and Cam Model Agency.

It is revealed that if Kolisi were to set up OnlyFans, there could be an astounding 4528% increase in monthly income.

The Sharks rugby team star presently captains the South African national team (Springboks), which he led to victory in the 2019 World Cup final, making him the first black captain of a World Cup-winning team in the tournament’s 126-year history.

He did it again at this year’s Rugby World Cup (2023), leading South Africa to its fourth overall triumph.

He also has an incredible 897 768 Instagram followers and has been selected by the New African magazine as one of the most prominent Africans.

The OnlyFans platform has seen sports stars such as Diego Balleza, extending their income to six figures a month, but how much could the top Rugby players across the globe earn if they joined the platform, and could it be more than their current club salary?

https://www.iol.co.za/the-star/news/siya-kolisi-could-earn-over-580k-if-he-started-onlyfans-f61b2bcf-661b-4f98-91b1-db3de10334b2

Common bro! I know that our naira value has depreciated but the exchange figure you put there is totally incorrect.

Text her to send account number

What if he dies

taylor89:
Oga forget about the fraudulent Supreme Court victory



The problem is what’s the way forward



No be victory we go chop



People are committing suicide because of hardship una still dey talk victory

Taylor! We are waiting to hear your suicide.

stellahamechi:
Your comment is baseless here my dear, in a country run by infidels, man must create his or her own path, if you can't create yours, my brother or sister, you are the mumu

You must learn how to ignore negative comments or else they would drag you to the mud which is their dwelling place.

stellahamechi:
I have been speaking on a platform after a met this guy who blew me away, I am a law graduate with interest in tech, but not so much jobs after i served a firm during NYSC, so all this legal knowledge was just wasting and it was something i am very passionate about until this guy Mr Isaac used swag to sweep me away.

I met him by the road side while i was waiting for my bolt to pull up at Akoka chicken republic, he confidently walked up to me and said that his name was Isaac and he was watching me from afar and didn't want me to leave without being told how gorgeous i was, well i hear this alot so i simply said thank you Sir, he asked for my name and if i was in a hurry, and i said yes my bolt is 1 min away and my name was Stella, He then said put your number here i want to send you something that will put a smile on your face tonight, In my head i said "well i didnt ask him for anything so if he sends me money and i don't pick his call, otilor for him" so i smiled and asked him what do you want to send to me with my number, it is not on opay or all these apps abi na new format. He said not to worry, all he wants is for me to continue smiling, I became more curious because me i want to always to smiling in this country, i put my number in his phone and he left with a wink, All the way home in my ride i kept wondering wetin this man wan send me so.

Around 6pm someone called me, i thought it was him, the person said it was regina from speak4me.ng and Mr Issac booked her as his assistant to enquire my sleeping time so he know when to send me my surprise, in my mind, i said see efizzy, Oga can even afford to book a female assistant that was even sounding like she was prettier than me, the entire package got me more curious and excited on what was gonna happen next, then i told her around 9:30pm

Lo and behold around 9:30PM another female called me that she was sent by Mr Isaac, with a very soft voice i am sure will make some men rock hard if they heard, I said to myself, is this man running a love-vendor organization, She then told me that she was booked to sing Queen Stella a lullaby, that after such a stressful day, royalties deserve royal treatments, ahhhhhhhhhh! i just started laughing and the girl said it was her pleasure to be the lucky one to end my day, I could not resist anymore, then she started singing a song i did not even know who sang or if she wrote it specially for me, but she included my name in the song and at the end i am sure i felt goose bumps, i kept remembering this guy's face when he told me that he just wanted to put a smile on my face, at that point money didn't matter to me, i felt he spent over hundreds of thousand for all this packaging, i felt like a queen and slept like one, woke up very special and expectant for oga to call me, he didn't call me almost all day, then i called the girl to ask for his number to say thank you to him, they said they had done their job and the sender or platform will reach me with more details, i got curious and went on the platform myself, to my surpise, this guy only spent less than 2k to book these two fine girls to deliver this luxury packaging, i just burst laugh but still could not get over how he made me feel, i tested the platform myself then saw i can also start speaking and getting paid like the other girls as there was slot for legal speakers, me and this guy didn't date, but my bf surely knew that i was catching feelings for someone, as that one doesn't know the queen he had, alot of pleasurable things came out of that relationship eventually Glory to God.

So men, don't be boring, there are amusement parks, nerf gun centers, special ways to make a lady feel like she is wearing a crown, if you can't afford them, use speak4me.ng and if you have legal issues, book me "Stellah101" for few minutes and i will do my best for you.

Thank you for patronizing working Nigerians

Wow! What an interesting write up! But i got to realize at the end that it's just an advert. Well, I hope I get to try it someday with someone worthy.

Abolodje:
Big man doings go shock you

Abeg make one of these men come adopt me oo. I be orphan but am almost 40

Botragelad:
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/08/us/politics/us-iran-airstrikes.html

Countries are taking the bull by the horns and all Nigerians know how to do is comment as if their lives depend on it.

chopnaira:
Source: Reno Omokri on Twitter.

I love the wars in the forum