₦airaland Forum

CondenseMilk:
Why are you not happy?

Maybe her mama no know who give am belle

MechanicMike:
Really?
Son I hav fokkk 19 outter 27 female I have met from nairaland...Google me nigggga, go ask about me.ask siofra, ask NMEZOR,ask Nickymezor & others. Ask any of your girlfriend on nairaland. I been there, don't dat!!(real talk)

Now i blame myself for arguing with you

MechanicMike:
So u hug men difarently & Yor gay friends difarently... corrrrrrrection? Shame on you for being black & shame on u for disgrassssing Africa sir...& Shmae on u for Yor gayness..gay people have aid!!!sir!!(no offenscce)

Small boy with small brain if at all you even get any,.. I don't think you even have male buddies, cus your homosexual nature would be exposed if you do. Senseless closet gay.

obailala:
So he wants the Nigerian govt to openly protect idiots who were openly involved in rigging elections?.... This FFK guy na real animal....

Pls quote where he stated that

I once had an experience when i was still in primary school. Saw my dad slamming my mom, and since then that memory is still with me. Damn nasty!

Persephone1:


Mexican Men all the way ✈️✈️

Soap opera don mess up dis one brain

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
The sex part is what baffles me

How do I continue to bang one particular pussy for years
Will my dickkk ever get excited the way it was from the beginning for my wife...over familiarity of her kpekus will weakened my dickkk

You so much have the same mentality with one of my paddi. This thought is beginning to affect me .

siofra:
So, yesterday was my friend's birthday and we went to swim.

Everything was going fine until three guys joined us. They bought us drinks and we started gisting. At the end of the day, when it was time to go, the bill was brought. The bill was ₦9000 and they started shouting.

Like it was super embarrassing. Three grown Nigerian men shouting because of ₦9000 bill. Gosh! I feel like throwing up 🤮

That's the most embarrassing thing ever. Eeeewwwwww!!!!!

How will a man above 18 complain about a ₦9000 bill Common ₦9000.

Nigerian men are so broke it's embarrassing. Like you want to flex with girls but you can't spend ₦9000. WHAT!!!! And there were THREE of them.


Please how do I avoid these broke men. It's not like we even invited them to our table

I wonder what types of guys you attract to yourself soifra. Like the saying goes, "you are what you attract".

MechanicMike:
GAY!!!!! ((Wtf)))
NO MAN SHOULD HUG ANOTHER MAN....NO EXCUSES.....PiRRRRRRRRIOD!!!!!!

Very useless topics we read on nairaland these days,.. guy men hug differently. Except the ones that hug like women which i find weird .

Divoc19:
When I use to have sex in the dream, I use to be attracted to success and rich people. I hit my first millions in naira at 22 and had travel to 5 countries. I stopped having sex in the dream about 16 years ago and that was when all my problems in life started. Had financial issues, job and business weren't going well. And all life helpers disappeared until I started begging for favour and money. Even though they hardly come through, was still surviving.

Now for some strange reason, I believe things will get better because I just had sex last night after 16 years and am feeling like things are going to get better than even before.

Funny enough I can't seem to remember the face but am always happy and satisfied. Wonders

Cons
Sex in the dream makes the opposite sex less important to me physically but I get to succeed.

I sometimes don't have control over my body in the dream.

Who else have had this experience

Sex in my dreams usually occur to me whenever i take sometimes off from sex physically.

Feintline:
He shows up to support her now that she is making a name with her God given craft.

But when they were to vote, you chased them out, caused injury and destruction because they look like ibo

This is disgraceful and disgusting pretense and hypocrisy.

Sense is far from you

doggedfighter:

Alcohol

Just focus on making it in life bro

Useless girl. If she like make she no get Sense after this.

By the grace of God, Nigerians will never wish for a Buhari again. Our future shall be better.

ipobarecriminals:
after washing their blokos with kettle water,the next is to drink blood. To think that this vampire just finished his fasting oo


No need to waste time. Find person to cut him into piece too

I am sure you know Muslims don't bear the name John. Or are just displaying ur ignorance as usual.

[quote author=Racoon post=123091008][/quote]May it be the best government for everybody that is optimistic 🙏

Did you die

Katsina Ala local govt of Benue state.

Advertising needs to be thoroughly regulated to discourage some fraudulent ventures. These days you will see well recognized and celebrated personalities promoting fraudulent businesses.

Zonefree:
So, what will she give him in return?

Whatever you give to a wife, she will return it in double or more. Just don't give her problem 😔

This man get sense at all?

kyber:
I toasted this Girl and she says she will think about it, so since then I have been constantly in touch with her. Texting and calling.
I don’t know if this girl used 3months of her life to think about dating me only for her to tell me no later. Like I was so infuriated, why did you waste my time?
What was she thinking that she could think and give me a reply that day?

Any girl that tells you I’ll think about it , forget she won’t accept you .

Ladies Why Do You Always Think about it When Men Ask You To Date Them ?

If you had impressed her with money or gifts, she wouldn't have hesitated. Who dey toast girl this days 😏

Fascism

Rokiat:
Hahaha mnainlanders are comedians…… I luv this place ya all too funny rofl.

I always have a profile pic since I been a member here.


Ya all making all this noise because a curvy lady open the topic so y’all feel “wtf this bitch think she’s all that she ain’t even all that we need to humble her.” Men are funny.

How about we address the topic on a general level.

Ok. Now that we've seen the back, turn let's see your front 😄

1950Mack:
Sorry o... but wetin de wonder me be say why irate youths wan kon lynch security personnel dem because dem come late to the scene... shey na dem cause the accident ni... all these almajiris and their reverse gear mentality sef

So they should be applauded for not responding to emergency situation on time. Just imagine accident of such magnitude with no fire fighters to respond. What a country 😮