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hey wassup? |
Native doctor no bad too. . . ![]() |
In a biology exam,student were asked to draw the female reproductive organ, as the exam was progressing, a girl looked between her legs. A boy saw her and shouted "Excuse me, Sir! She's copying from the original copy, " ![]() |
This is the typical Nigeria case. . not surprised. |
A boy who had intentions of being a doctor got his WAEC result with two credits in Igbo and Agriculture. Luckily for him he had an uncle who worked in the medical college so he now embarked on a journey to secure an admission in medicine. The following discussion went on between the boy and his uncle. Uncle: - Jnr long time. How are you doing? Boy - I’m ok I came looking for admission in your faculty. Uncle - So how were your O' levels results? Boy - Fine oh. I really want to be the first Doctor from our village and with your help I can secure admission. Uncle - What were your results like? Boy - Two credits in Igbo and Agriculture Uncle - laughing said "you can still be a Doctor but a native doctor. You will use your credit in Agriculture to look for herbs and Igbo to chant incantations" |
A Nigerian mother asks her pregnant teenage daughter: ''Funke how did you get pregnant?" ''I told you, if a man touches your boobs, say 'DON'T' and if he touches your privates, say 'STOP'", The girl says "But mamma, I did, He was touching both places at the same time, so i said "DON'T STOP!" ![]() |
Hey Jokers, Welcome to Jokes Chronicle. Comments are not allowed here. Let's get all the jokes that has made you laugh on this thread. . both old and new ones to put a smile on the face of every nairalander. Anyone who is in a bad mood has clicked on the right thread. ![]() Let's entertain our guests. ![]() |
Some people just have to be ugly. iice: ![]() |
good joke ![]() |
lol what kind of head is that? Pharoh, Lysaa. . .hi ![]() |
only the likes of aki n pawpaw |
your line is switched off. . |
waste of cyberspace. Isn't it? ![]() |
lol wassup? . . are we still visiting Kirikiri? ![]() |
recycled, still funny though. . |
what's the latest brand in the bar? ![]() |
googles |
Xyne, you fit fall in UNILAG, let's rock. . you won't regret it o ![]() |
My loved ones have graduated from Nairaland. . . ![]() |
nich:Them don graduate for Nairaland sch ![]() |
recycled |
Joke of the week ![]() |
hi nich. . I've missed you o, happy newyear pls add moi on facebook, I spend more time there so we can play |
na real wah |
Thanks luv ![]() |
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