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na me you dey talk to? you wey ya head big pass blackboard

hmmm . . we pray so.

It shouldn't be a thing of surprise cos Yaradua is also living and ruling in/from Naija; and he isn't blind.

Lol poster must have found a wife in the eastern part of Naija and they nearly cut off his neck with the price

Don't be afraid; at the end of the ceremony they'll return almost half of the money to you.

Besides the pride price in what they might have quoted to you is just 100naira or 75naira. What you're paying is called something else that I can't really remember now.

but Ctrl V is easier than Ctrl C

why the double topic

Seun don make the teeth emoticon white, that's why una dey misuse am na 

if na brown, everybody for dey wink. .

It doesn;t matter It's ya girlfriend we're talking 'bout,

why are you exposing your teeth?

Anambra will shed blood again whose father was recently kidnapped?

This kidnapping is a good business now o  who will I kidnap?

hmmm. . .still loading till now.

Yaradua never take slap before abi?

pikins are not allowed hia

A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets.

"Who's the other ticket for?" the ticket girl asked.

"For my pet chicken." He said, pointing to the bird.

"I'm sorry," the girl tells him, "but we don't allow animals in the theater."

The man walked around the corner of the building, and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down.

The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark, unzipped his pants and let the chicken stick its head out.

The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!"

Amanda replied, "Oh, don't worry about it. Just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all."

The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!"

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the ti me that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas

Not all women! Not all are soft hearted.

Happy Birthday

LOL where is madam rebrand

Was it that ASUU was sleeping all this years

lol

ban 'eth you?

hey! you don't talk while eating

even the poster don tell you "YES You can"

you no want get sense abi? I be like OBJ family

all of the above

see eazy things

Na lie! you and am na partners in crime