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can't u see ur luv is laffing at your present job dat puts food on her table

where u learnt how to pick pocket

hmmm

100 metres

wetin venom dey yarn by this time of the day? what da heck is capitan?
By.dot ya doctor too dey lie

corrupt by.dot, wetin you don see?

come down to your level, pls.

race cuz

Thank gawd you never said it's yours. . . .shiooooor.

what of flips?

Crazykid is crazily confused.

huh

that's a good start, bouncer.

Godmother:
Romade, dont be childish. I neva said it took just one person to make it interesting. If you noticed I said you guys are doing a good job, you are just being one-sided aboutit. Try broadening the jokes. That will make it interesting

He earlier said we're not employed to satisfy the needs of u; so what else are you saying? "We are not comedains" are u deaf?  

really? 

not my own ben

Nope! It's not right.

Instead of watching so many Nollywood movies, I'll watch one Hollywood seasonal films for a whole year like The Seeker, Dark Angel, 24hrs and the rest and not get tired of watching even if it's up to Season 10.

some 16year old gurls are bursty. so @topic: yep.

manikki:
Earning salary is living a life of a slave, no matter how much you are earning.

Salary earners do not often know this fact or fails to accept the truth of it.

There is nothing like working for yourself.

That is when you can say you are truly living.

I am a testimony because I have tasted the two facets of life.

God help us.

Everybody cannot work for themselves. It's just impossible.

hungry sweetliet can't chaut

His name summarizes the thread.

That's why Judgement will start form the House of God.

When political leader are allowed to rule the Church. The servants of God give chances, high respects and honor to mere humans because of their personal status and ranks in the government.

Special seats are even given to them near the alter with special securities, like they are more special than others in the presence of God. They don't even fear God the way they exalt these people.

The problem of Nigeria started from the church. We've got Men of God, servant of the Most high who has the power to dictate to the presidency and the entire government on what to do to make things work and they will respect and obey them. But instead they look for fame and riches from these corrupt politicians.

How on earth will a member (irrespective of his position in the sate) get to the pastor standing on the alter of God praying for the well being of the state, collect the Mic and change the prayers against the will of the servant of God. This can only happen as a result of no respect to God. We don't fear God in this country.

The governor seeing this in the P.M news will be very happy that he has acheived something by letting his enemies know that he prayed against them. But forgot to understand that he has gone against the will of the Father that made him be on that position.

May God have mercy on us.

I would like to have a look

huh. . .NL eczema?

It aches

minus me plus u

If you have the spirit of God in you, you'll be able to know the Truth. You'll have the power to discern. That is the function of the HOLY Spirit.

There is truth in dat piece.

The caretaker

"I am the way the truth and the Life no one cometh un to the FATHER but by me" John 14:6 That is God the Father.

When Jesus was leaving HIS apostles, He told them that He will ask His Father to send them a comforter, that the Comforter will be with them forever. The Comfrter which is the HOLY SPIRIT dwells in our heart right from the day we receive HIM.

Hope you understand now. It won't be good if you still ask a funny question concerning this.

humble Chi