₦airaland Forum

haywhy59:
Abeg this Lagos state government body badge of a thing,me I no fit paste am for my car,car wey I dey use do fine boy sometimes

lol. Many people won’t paste. I’m included!

CharmingJob:
500k is much self.

Go to Island or send someone.

Bride's outfit plus shoes 20k
Your own outfit plus shoe 15k
DJ 5k
MC you suppose get friend wey fit help you na or highest 5k
Rings 10k
Cake 11k
Photography 15k
Chairs and all 15k
Foods 50k


You will still have plenty change left.

Kukuma say make he bring him home theatre from house.

Make we open new thread wey car owner and their drivers go Dey settle dispute.

Today is blessed.
Those dragging themselves should please off their mics.

Why are they forcing her to say yes? Na all of them go Dey when the guy start to give am wahala

SHOOPSYN:
Please, anybody with Lag/Ib express road situation this morning?

Na only ur gmap fit do am for u

Most clubs on the mainland opened last night. Make una quickly go position.

eyinola:
give them my number, I will take them for free

You done join lighters association?

eyinola:
No go kill ursef oooooo

I swear, my tyre sef done here am. I know Sunday’s bonus can be achieved so make I no too stress for Friday.

Bolt weekend bonus is back! But how person wan take complete 22 trips from Friday to Saturday? Nawa ooo

Yesterday for yaba, council boys see as I Dey drive, them say make I park. For my mind, Wetin concern me, concern them? Naso I don Dey drop voice for them ooo (I still Dey middle of road) (AC on, central lock activated). As one of them approached, I asked what I did wrong.
Baba said : “if it’s not that u are a young guy, i would have parked you”.
Me: Park me? Wetin happen?
Baba: next time, if u want to pick a call, clear well.
I just laughed. Which call? I wasn’t pressing my phone. My phone was just hanged and my last call was about 20mins ago. Naso I hiss, zoom off


Even if I’m talking on phone, I haven’t committed any crime because I wasn’t holding the phone. It would have been on speaker �

Ikorodu road towards Anthony is ice blocked

deedee44:
And I'm also hearing revising revising upandan, the car wan write exam ni
Which part of the vehicle this bomber dey sef, make I begin dey bomb lastma and local govt touts for road

Lol. U for just correct them na�

ncnerio:
Na kuku there I park. There was a fallen container there loaded with some kind blue stuff wey don spill block the entrance of the filling station reason why police they tear make we leave the filling station.

The day I carried 2 boys from Ikorodu to ikeja. I knew I won’t be able to park at computer villa, On getting to ikeja, I asked them to send my money. I ended trip 4km to destination, added 500naira on the price that showed. Before I got to destination, money drop.

ncnerio:
Somehow I fall for this again Sha. Yesterday end ride before getting to ikorodu bustop cos rider said na transfer and no card ATM or cash with him. He do the magic transfer to me nothing show for my app police men dey tear for me to leave were I parked so no much choice. Till today other transfer don enter my guy own no enter even though he do every for my eyes. And pickup na iyano sashi road to ikorodu bustop 5450. He drop 1450 cos I say I get to to buy fuel going back. 4000 enter voice mail. Bolt.
The guy number even though I feel na confirm dagbo the guy do me. +2349036572117

There’s a filling station at the roundabout, why you no clear there?

1daboi:
he no get data

God no go shame us ooo

Where is felicity?

Since morning, till now receipt never comot. Posting receipts shouldn’t even take that long. Even if u no dey house, your wife fit snap the receipt send give you.

Meanwhile, I can’t judge what I don’t know but I feel the child’s care comes first before account funding. Mr vision, there’s no need for plenty reply, just clear the air and let’s move on.

Babadee1900:
Thanks for this mix man! Na your mix make me comot house late this morning, my neighbors sef collect am for body as I unleashed my bodyguard on them.

They think say Na only them sabi play loud music, small light like this Na ‘gbugbu gbugbu’ everywhere go they vibrate
When I come back from work them go hear am . I owe you one crate of your fav beer.

Thanks boss. That one crate go make my belle shoot out like sugar daddy ���

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Luxurydriverng:
Who has experienced this on bolt app?

Cant accept incoming requests despite having good network. See screen shot

If your phone is hot, put it close to the vent and turn ur AC on.
-Close apps
- reboot phones

LASG hasn’t still said anything concerning this matter. Why will they ask for lasdri and hackney if and still ask for this one? Make we Dey look sha

Abeg, which Uber inspection center Dey around surulere?

Anyone here that deals with seat cover? Shoot me mail before 10am, please.

Please help!!!
Got my etag yesterday, loaded 2000. I have just used it twice on the vi toll, my balance is 1550. It means more than 200 naira is being deducted. How I wan do this one?

Just finished an annoying delivery trip.
When I got to pu, the girl that ordered brought a cake that was to be taken to cmd . I started the trip in her presence to confirm the address. A mosque was used as address *maybe for landmark*. I moved, immediately. Got to the mosque, called who I was to deliver to.
Me: good morning, ........... I’m to deliver a cake and I’m at the mosque.
She: look for number 8
I looked round and number 8 was just after the mosque. I told her I was in front of number 8. 10mins after, I called again to inform her I haven’t seen anyone.
She: what are u saying! U are not in number 8.
Me: ***surprised** ***abi no be number 8 I Dey see? And I already ended trip ooo.
I had to call the lady that ordered to explain. It was then I discovered I was a street away. immediately,I drove to the street, after getting the name.
Called on arrival, she was too harsh. Hian!
I saw someone come out to carry cake.

Me: my money is 2250 *showing her on the app*
She: ok, lemme take the cake and collect money from madam
Me: go and collect before you pick the cake.

As if I knew something was about to happen*

When she left, madam called and said she can’t pay 2250 and will pay 2k.
I just locked my doors and was chilling. I guess people around noticed and came to ask wassup. I explained and someone paid the 250 for her.

Crvrider:
I doubt if its truly optional. Though the uber app says both are optional. I have done everything including the character test, yet I am still stuck here (see image). App keeps telling me they'll let me know when its time to take a trip.

Did u do vehicle inspection too?

My gf took bolt from Aguda to Obanikoro. Driver asked her not to pay, because he likes her ��.

Aksnoopy:
Seriously! I thought it's 30k weekly?

It’s 45k sir. Some drivers will do 60k ��

pope191:
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Thank you. How I fit WhatsApp u, boss?

Abeg, who get AFFORDABLE painter wey go spray my fix and spray my bumper