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jaymejate:
Hi everyone, good morning and happy Sunday.

Please, if I go to the Lastma office tomorrow to get the Lasdri card, will I get it the same day?

You replied would be appreciated.

If u pay 3k, u will get it in 30-45 mins. Just go early

Wawu!!! This driver fit make am?

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Felicity0001:
My man said he enjoyed the ride.

Nice one bro. Hope you got your 1star

U mean a bottle of star? No oooo

My experience with lastma this morning

I was taking a rider to adeniji/ apongbon area. I heard costain was blocked, decided to use 3mb. When we were approaching carter, my map was saying continue straight (naso I fire down speed lane). 150m from the bridge, rider said I should use carter. Naso I enter all the mathematical formula wey I sabi inside my head. I needed to be fast too. I watched my mirrors quickly, slowed down a lil, on trafficator (cars and buses werent making the switch easy for me). I managed to enter 3rd lane then moved to exit with full speed ( that was scary tho, brt was at my tail and too close). I finally succeeded in making the exit. Na so I see lastma with iron and phone jumped up to block me.
Officer: park
Me: okay, what’s my offence?
Officer: u don’t know how to drive, where is your licence?
Me: I get only soft copy for inside phone, the main one no Dey( my original copy is always in the car).
Officer: u no get licence, we go tow u (van done already show from no where oooo)
Me: Oga, why do us want to tow me? What’s my offence? I didn’t do anything wrong (knowing fully well that I did wrong but why lastma go Dey threaten driver anyhow na)
*in my mind I de think of post wey people say them climb that iron, abi make I follow try am? No. I fit loss*
Officer: give me your key and come down
Me: why? I didn’t do anything. Please, I’m in a hurry. Okay, shey u recorded me, show me. Make I see my offence for your phone.
*Lastma checks phone � I think he couldn’t find anything*
(I remember reading post about sura lastma naso I say make I settle am comot before matter go plenty)
I gave him and his 2 guys 1k, rider added 1k.

Make I go pick @felicity001 �

Emimaeyor:
Dear seniors in the house, my 06 Corolla has refused to start after it entered flood today at Ikeja. What do i do to remedy this situation? I just parked on one side of the road.

Seniors in the house

Hello comrades, avoid anything that will take u through lawanson road, leading to Ijesha. If u most follow that route: use Aborishade- durojaiye- itire(mushin road)- Abeokuta street then u can cut to Ijesha. If u attempt the lawanson straight route, u might require the services of a towing van to help u out( I even saw one towing van trapped ).

Ikorodu road from fadeyi all the way down (inwards Anthony) is on stand still!

4 trips came in with 20 mins pick up back to back. I done kukuma go offline, make Uche go pick him people

Ochima75:
When it's raining and you are going to the island.
1. Avoid berger-inward iyana woro- inward third mainland. Rather use ikeja, gbagada and continue.

2. Avoid mile 2(I don't even go there no matter what), festac, Ago, surulere (aguda & so on), traffic & water in these areas are like 5 & 6.

3. Avoid ketu, mile 12 on ikorodu road.

4. Be wary of ogba. Latter rain axis

5. Be wary of agege, abule egba interiors(its either traffic or flood due to bad roads 5&6)

U just mentioned the whole of Lagos state bro.

North west Gbagada express is still selling at 123/litre

Petrol is now 143/litre �.

Hi guys, Make sure u receive a credit alert when a rider transfers to you. It is preferable to have ur mobile app. Yesterday, I transferred money to my care taker for utility bill. It showed “transfer successful” , it showed in my app too. This morning, it was reversed. If na rider wey done go how una wan take settle am?

samobaba4u:
The first time I sat to drive auto I didn't know how to put it in drive. . My friend was like, you see your life, you no fir even put am for drive. I was humbled and beg him to teach me the he told me to match the break before putting it to drive and that's all. Bro if u no know something, u know know ni ó until someone teaches you

Bros, if u sabi drive manual well, auto no go be issue. Which one is u didn’t know how to move?

eyinola:
I set , I wait, ino see, the fuel I burn pain me oooo, ajah to berger

After setting, u come enter 3rd mainland bridge abi �. Set and still chill where there’s activity. U might not see Berger, but u go see places wey go lead you to Berger. Abeg, any whatsapp group Dey wey person fit join?
Zero seven 0 six three two zero three two nine zero

eyinola:
I just they ignore the grin grin

Haba! Go offline if u aren’t ready to work. After all, bolt doesn’t pay for time spent online.

Meanwhile, my ratings flew from 4.85 to 4.90 �. Make I order casket

eyinola:
I resume my normal working hour today 8am -4pm, I decline so many request ooooo, bolt get customer oooo . The only thing dat pains me is that i couldn't get trip back to mainland, local man blow empty reach house

Setting destination would help you get a ride that’s going to the mainland.

Vio officers are currently at empire way, before the road that leads to murtala Muhammad way. I was stopped, they asked for lasdri and hackney. Well, guess who didn’t have lasdri? Las las, I talk say I forget am for house. I’m going to oshodi before to weekend to get it done ✅

Omo people wey Dey shuttle Sango axis Dey try poooo. Shey na pot hole Dey there, abi na konga full road?

kodred:
Mjosh1000 sorry for your ordeal brother. I can imagine how you felt those days you were not with the car to ‘move’ lagos. Anywhere you see lastma bro no even try that one way. If you see police, you can risk it. Be wise bro.

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On Monday morning after the ordeal brother decided to brace up and go online. Picked a rider and sees terrible traffic on their route.

Mjosh: There’s traffic on this route, I think it will be better if we use an alternative route.

Rider: No that route is too far, I’m quite late for my meeting. Can’t you just blow one way?

Mjosh:

Lol! The meme mad

Do you know that some drivers do not know how to use their GPS properly? Sometimes, your map will take you through a longer route, when your pickup is actually close by. Sometimes, your gps doesn’t respond (noticed this last week). “In 100 meters, take the ramp on the left”- some people will still pass the ramp. “At the round about, take the 1st,2nd, 3rd, 4th exit”- this one Dey confuse me sometimes sha ���. Once you get your request, take some seconds to study the pickup location before u move. Some times, the pick up is just behind you but Mr google map wants you to make a turn in 600m (it could be because your car was facing the wrong direction as at when the request came in). Also, ask questions when u aren’t sure, it helps.

Have a great day guys.

1daboi:
so it happens to you too?

Yes. once I drive for even 5 mins, it normalizes.

1daboi:
mine goes off every 5mins or so. But once I receive any request, it would stop going off for the Day. I've changed phone . Still same thing

If u stay long on a particular spot

eyinola:
Leaders in the house , sheyy bolt app get issue today ni? I on it in the morning drive round no grin grin at all, trying to go online this afternoon is not even opening

Check your mobile connection, check for data.

dckng16:
if you want cash trip, go and pay and clear your debt. I am owing too and nah card trip I dey do for the past 2 weeks. No cash to clear my debt for now. But with card trip my outstanding don come down small. From 8k to 4k

You don’t have to owe before u get cash. Some days are just like that

Na so so card trip Uche just Dey gimme since morning. No be say I get negative balance. Msew!

Police stopped me in Ajah on Saturday. My rider was seated at the back. They asked me to clear, entered the back, spoke with the guy and then asked him to come down and enter their mini van. Naso the guy Dey shake ooooo. We were 500 meters close to destination sha so I ended trip, went to the van, collected money, didn’t have change so I dashed him 100 naira. Went back to my car, I tried to follow them but they didn’t even drive far. They just parked on the road and wind their glasses up. Naso another request enter phone; I had to leave him there. After close of work, I called him Nd he said they checked his account and asked him to go and withdraw half of the money.

eyinola:
Which kain wahala be dis, so i got activated on bolt yesterday and this morning i got my first trip within my estate to lekki, on our way before berger police stopped me and ask my rider to come down for searching behold my rider took off , ideas shocked now police are dragging me to produce him. Na the station i dey now.i end the trip at 2600..shey na me go pay bolt this gbese ni?

Lazy pot bellied men couldn’t chase the guy. Na you come pay the price. Anyways, u can still call him up and give him his bill. Taxify no go pay shimgbain.

Felicity0001:
Brother man you don drag me follow body ooh. Bolt just block me today to low rating of 4.23.

But I'm not giving up easily on them has I just replied to one reply sent by one Patience saying my account has been suspended indefinitely that I will be notify when they consider unblocking it again. I replied by infofming how much I dislike her for her irrational thing and decision making.

You need to see my reply to her I swear if na u you go make sure my account remains block. But seriously, that woman or lady deserves what I replied her. She was thr same person that blocked my account the other time asking me to make a refund if an offline trip of N1500 i did with a girl from Egbeda to Igandu. I picked thus girl from Sangotedo, Aja during the first phase when the lockdown was eased and her destination was Egbeda junction, due to hibernation of the app at 6pm in which we arrived Egbeda few minutes to 7pm so we couldnt update or make further request that was how we arrived at the offtrip, a risk on my part.

After about 3weeks bolt suspended my account and on mailing them it was this same Patience that first responded to my complains. She said I should go and reply to the quarry on the app I then ask her how do you expect me to do that when I cant even log in. The next mail sent I made sure I copied all their emails in which I told her in one of my mails to instead refund the rider from the commission since the original trip ended N8500.

The next day one guy attended and unblocked my account.

Today now that witch girl called Patience has come and block my account. I ended my last mail by telling her it's a ling waited opportunistic reverenge.

Like this now enh I'm just planning on returning my car to my Madam because I can afford to drive on uber @25 commission.

Imagine doing a trip on uber yesterday N5100 uber collected N1275 I almost ran mad, untop of that I'd flat tyer with my tyer picking up two nails, the rider up till now is yet to pay balance of N2100. Fix my tyer 1k, wash motor make I go online only to see say bolt them block me.

Local man just weaklow

Sorry man. God will continue to provide

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Ask for much?

Abi they will have to let go.

If the case gets to court, I doubt if that driver will go to jail, or if he does, get a heavy sentence

There's a pedestrian bride at Marwa. Why did the deceased cross the road?

If the driver has a good lawyer, the deceased family go drop the case sef

May God comfort the family and see the driver through[/color]

The case won’t smell court. But the driver will be asked to settle with the family of the victim first.

Msew