₦airaland Forum

Lalasticlala on the beat.

This thread must reach the promised land.

fidelmarshal199:

If the decision is mine to make, I would have commanded that every snake on this earth should be slaughtered, They have no domestic value.

As for you,

Because lalasticlala can only imagine the snake inside a pot of soup.

DJ please play me 'Snake Soup' by Chris brown ft Lalasticlala

Her type will do well in church...

She will be a professional speaking in tongues

Both in church and in the bedroom

Pecky123:
And who told you they'll never make a good wife ? You love bashing women online why...

Who called you here?

fati2001:
I have big tummy because I brought someone to continue the Human Race..

And his name is Greattestman.

when will you get pregnant again?

You people hatch children like chicken.

I would be surprised if you still only have 2 kids.

Machalla:
This right is how women should dress.
IG slay mamas and i-can-do-anything-with-my-body girls have left the group chat

Are you talking to Siofra and Jennyclay ?

What about.

Bura

Duri

Gutsu

Gindi

maniyyi ??

Mastakija:
Reason why some ppl dey always do yahoo

The girl for this drawing go Sabi suck dick oh!

Parachoko:
The person who sent a 17 years old girl from VI to Ikorodu needs to be arrested and prosecuted.

Remain few months she go ripe for the taking

Her toto no go rest

xeratek:
How many rounds she collect

I go ask fati2001 to train her

This is Rape

fati2001:
You know we came from poor background, don't let your mom and I down. Please be serious about your studies so that you can save us from poterty,especially your mom who sells pepper.

See who the talk

Do you know what we see in the background of some of your pictures and what it depicts?

Onucs:
You have lost over five million in six years to betting, yet u can't afford to buy lubrication

You mean soap or Vaseline ?

Unyimekelvin:
I'm totally down,i mean emotional damaged by All this acts of mine.

I started masturbation at 16, now it is up to 6 years i could not stop it ..also betting .. I'm a strong addict on this..... especially virtual game this shit has eaten me deeply, plus masturbation i can't understand anything in life again...i tried stopping it but I couldn't...

Note i does this gambling online... this how its always goes, when I fund My bet wallet,i will start playing virtual games( in the space of 6 years i have Lost up to 5million naira) ND if I don't winn ;i will divert to porn from porn to masturbation...

I got My dick injured through masturbating some one should help out please... just drop your advice biko...

I don't even know how to write this, cos I'm crying now

go to rehab

citygarden:
The man deserve a reserve place in hell. Your fellow human, what a life. If it Africa Man that did this, the white will hype it like it what the whole country is doing. But na oyibo

That guy suppose don dethrone Satan for hell

EmiDior:
who be virgin?

As for me, I am a virgin.

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Blessiing:
I don't feel comfortable wearing those,it will look as if am naked and all eyes on me

Please feed the eyes of men.

I love lusting after such women

ravensckar:
I can't even remember. Perhaps it's from their minority tribe. Till now, I don't understand how people came to rate Calabar & Akwa-Ibom ladies as 'fuckists'. Benue girls gangan na machine. I have dated both tribes in abundance and the difference is clear. But I don repent sha. Marriage don make me faithful, loyal & honest (Marital Anthem).

Then it's either Igede or Etulo

ravensckar:
Same here too bro! I have dated more than 4 Benue girls (2 Idomas, 1 Tiv and another tribe that I don't know). So, I agree 100% with your assertions. E be like sey dem dey teach those people sex education from adolescent age. I still dey miss Cynthia till tomorrow; fine girl wey sabi knack.

Is the other tribe Igede ?

ZUBY77:
I promised to name him after Peter Obi for giving us a glimpse of hope that Nigeria can be wrestled out of the hands of the political bandits and be salvaged.
It doesn't matter if he wins or not, but atleast he gave people hope to fight for Nigeria in future.

What are dey installing inside the baby via the hand?

fati2001:
.

e pain am

[quote author=fati2001 post=116090424][/quote]e pain am

dettolgel:
I hope say aboki never chop her tire

She is very ripe for fati2001's people.

Aboki go chop am sure.

Civilianarmy:
Thing's dey occur ooo. Abi na hookup gone wrong make i stop here....

Fati2001, where were you at 17?

The gods rejected her as sacrifice because she is not a virgin.

Candidlady:
What is this chinchin writing sef

I want to eat your chin-chin

Rozross:
And you? That’s how you talk anyhow to someone?

Just someone like you.

Just saying the truth

BigCowHornn:
I hope he finishes you so you will know how one helpless young felt the other day.
Kama no start to be a bitch today

So you agree Fati2001 was helpless

Fabulouslouie:
Good evening everyone.

I've been having this sudden increase in heart rate since morning and I don't seem to understand what's wrong.
Is it a common problem or should I be worried?

You may be suffering from atrial fibrillation

Knew someone who was suffering from palpitations for 20years but was Asymptomatic of atrial fibrillation any time an ECG was done until recently.

If ECG shows no result.. you should be put on 24 to 48 hour monitoring with a holter device.

And the last is a stress test while taking your ECG.

Hope it helps.

One the even pose as Military Police

Him get luck say na police catch am..


If to say na army catch am..you know the rest of the story