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Jokes EtcRe: Stop Copy And Paste by benjay1(m): 2:59pm On Jul 12, 2008
Idea dey that talk grin
Jokes EtcRe: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by benjay1(m): 2:59pm On Jul 12, 2008
And if you dey ok, wetin you dey always look go there ?
Jokes EtcRe: Jeovy Weds Princesa by benjay1(op): 2:58pm On Jul 12, 2008
@Jeovy What house ? Guy Ituen dey squat with thuggy, under mile2 bridge.

The venue of the wedding remains the same.
Jokes EtcRe: Burial At Sea The Irish Way! by benjay1(m): 2:56pm On Jul 12, 2008
She is doing well for herself there, considering the fact that she is self employed. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Mind Ur Language! by benjay1(m): 2:55pm On Jul 12, 2008
What a pity. Take heart bro
Jokes EtcRe: 710 Cap by benjay1(m): 2:54pm On Jul 12, 2008
Throw what away ? Your brains that you forgot at my place last nite when you and princesa visited ?
Jokes EtcRe: Gas Flaring by benjay1(m): 2:53pm On Jul 12, 2008
If yaba left dey sell shares, dreeldee for be one of the biggest share holders.
Jokes EtcRe: My Collection, Enjoy, by benjay1(m): 2:52pm On Jul 12, 2008
u and cats .
Jokes EtcRe: Who Else Can Beat This English Expertise In Naija? by benjay1(m): 2:51pm On Jul 12, 2008
Now what are you guyz DOING ?
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh Out Loud by benjay1(m): 2:49pm On Jul 12, 2008
Now whats nice huh
Jokes EtcRe: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by benjay1(m): 2:45pm On Jul 12, 2008
@Ituen Broda, why you dey like open my yansh like this ? embarassed
Jokes EtcRe: Sports by benjay1(m): 2:44pm On Jul 12, 2008
Now i see wetin make ituen dey trip.

@Nightnurse That your backassi still dey sell IPO ? I no mind become an investor. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Equilibrum, Our New Ig Of Police by benjay1(m): 2:43pm On Jul 12, 2008
No wonder
Jokes EtcRe: Burial At Sea The Irish Way! by benjay1(m): 2:37pm On Jul 12, 2008
Rumour has it that clem is now workin full time as a barber at yaba left.
Jokes EtcRe: Jeovy Weds Princesa by benjay1(op): 2:36pm On Jul 12, 2008
@All Ona dey forget say na today be the wedding we've all been waiting for.
Jokes EtcRe: 710 Cap by benjay1(m): 2:33pm On Jul 12, 2008
The shit no even show for my PC angry
Jokes EtcRe: Love by benjay1(m): 2:32pm On Jul 12, 2008
@Princesa Why shud i fear crabs ?
Jokes EtcRe: What A Sweet Life 2 by benjay1(m): 2:31pm On Jul 12, 2008
Ona go soon begin pay for all this free laugh.
Jokes EtcRe: Stop Copy And Paste by benjay1(m): 2:30pm On Jul 12, 2008
Quote "THE LORD MADE ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE"

Unquote " Wetin this one come mean now ?"
Jokes EtcRe: Gas Flaring by benjay1(m): 2:28pm On Jul 12, 2008
LMAO grin
Jokes EtcRe: Mind Ur Language! by benjay1(m): 2:27pm On Jul 12, 2008
@Ituen The guy came in the nite, and considering the fact that he was too black, I guessed that why we didn't see him huh
Jokes EtcRe: Nothing Here, Dont Click! by benjay1(m): 2:25pm On Jul 12, 2008
@All Guess what ??
Jokes EtcRe: Nothing Here, Dont Click! by benjay1(m): 12:01am On Jul 12, 2008
strolls in beer in hand,
"All this while i thought i was drunk".
shakes head, **hiss**
strolls out.
Jokes EtcRe: Burial At Sea The Irish Way! by benjay1(m): 11:42pm On Jul 11, 2008
I pray so my broda.
Jokes EtcRe: Love by benjay1(m): 11:38pm On Jul 11, 2008
My own love dey see road well well.
because if you practise, " Love is Blind " with typical naija babe [i](i no wan mention names),

Na your pocket/bank account go tell you whats up.
By that time self, you fit don dey your Village.
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Jokes EtcRe: Jeovy Weds Princesa by benjay1(op): 11:29pm On Jul 11, 2008
@All After waiting for the couple [i](jeovy and princesa) to come up with the date and venue of their wedding,
       It has come to our notice, the elders of NLD that the couple are either broke or want to do a solo wedding.
       Hence, we automatically came up with a venue and date for the wedding.[/i]




      VENUE:  MUSHIN CENTRAL PARK  (where jeovy plys his trade)
       DATE :  12-07-2008
      RSVP :   Ituen - Eze umunwanyi 1 of NLD
                   Clem -  CEO,  Bla Bla Bla Inc.
                   Seun -  Admin  NLD.


BRIDAL TRAIN : Temivict
                        Nightnurse
                        Abbygyal
                        ibkaye
                        mohawkchic


BEST MAN :       Tufe

Dress Code : Strictly baggy shorts, white singlet, and Slippers.

Signed : Ben  grin  (for the elders of NLD)
Jokes EtcRe: My Collection, Enjoy, by benjay1(m): 11:11pm On Jul 11, 2008
**hiss**
Jokes EtcRe: Stop Copy And Paste by benjay1(m): 11:11pm On Jul 11, 2008
bibs:
he who live in glass house throws no stone!!!
Meaning if you break glass, you will pay for it. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Jeovy Weds Princesa by benjay1(op): 4:44pm On Jul 11, 2008
@All I am really confused as to the reason why i am still calm with this guy angry
Jokes EtcRe: Imagine Yourself In This Position by benjay1(m): 4:42pm On Jul 11, 2008
@coolykdat wetin come bring monkey enter the matter ?
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh Out Loud by benjay1(m): 4:41pm On Jul 11, 2008
@Jeovy Yet i dey sponsor your wedding .
Jokes EtcRe: Jeovy Weds Princesa by benjay1(op): 3:30pm On Jul 11, 2008
Kai I will deal with Jeovy. . . Guy just wait for me. I dey go reinforce.

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