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@mohawkchic You sure, abi the secret service don kill the small pikin ??

@Ituen So how did you know this, if you are a guy >?
Or do you swallow ?? damn !!! I can't believe Ituen does guyz.

Oh i see.

Add a driving instructor to the crew, The driving instructor will lap the old lady.

@mohawkchic You don't get it, I was attacked.
But guess what, i enjoyed every minute of it.

LMAO Oh my God, this really got me cracking. . . Refreshingly Original.
@Poster Thumbs up!!!

I don't how many of you shop at Shop Rite, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me,as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Accra Town here in Ghana, and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts


It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them payment, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another supermarket.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs MouthAction on you, while the other one steals your wallet.


I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday.

Saw this online and decided to share it. . . .

During a propaganda tour through the US George Bush stopped off at a school to lecture the kids on the administrations policies. After he had finished he asked the kids for questions.

Young Bob jumped up first, "Mr President, I have three questions.
1. How did you manage to win the vote for the presidency when you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without any reason?
3. Don't you think that dropping the A-Bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest ever terror attack in history?"
Just at that moment the school bell rang for the break and the kids all walked out.

When they got back from the break George Bush once again asked the kids for questions.
This time young Joey jumped saying, "Mr President, I have 5 questions.
1. How did you manage to win the vote for the presidency when you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without any reason?
3. Don't you think that dropping the A-Bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest ever terror attack in history?"
4. Why did the school bell for the break go 20 minutes earlier than usual?
5. Where's Bob??"

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car. Think before you continue reading.

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer.

What did he say?
He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend, and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams!"
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.
Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

@dreeldee Talk true, you sure say na your papa born you, or dem win you for bonanza ?
Because you just dey talk like wetin dem pluck from tree.

@Ituen I believe you don get enough experience from the female folks.

@dreeldee Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Have you ever considered suing your brains for non-support?

@Poster Let me guess, For your mind now, you be fine boy ?
My Advice: Get yourself a mirror.

Lets just say Princesa was feeling my KOKO and just cudn't control herself.

@Jeovy You don't have to be jealous, shit happens.

@Kay$ I guess i have seen you somewhere, No be you act KING-KONG ?

didn't get the humour

@dreeldee I thought of you all day today. . . . I was at the zoo.

hahahaha lazy man.

What a pity.

TRUE TALK, CREDIT CARD, REAL BAD FOR BUSINESS.
LITTLE WONDER JEOVY ALWAYS DEY COMPLAIN SAY TIMES ARE HARD THESE DAYS.

Jokes apart, this is really touching and inspirational.

@Poster Never seen them before, really got me crackin.
Thumbs Up.

Na wao, even if na Jamb exam person dey take.
@Poster If you can't drive your point home in very few lines, don't bother.

Very stale

Nobody tell you say na dreeldee dey feed the dog.
Infact, dreeldee feeds thru the dog.

You need to speed to my public relations manager (Clem)
She will be in better position to tell you how much.

@princesa No be say we dey mention your name,
dreeldee here was only asking for a possible name for his new Dog, so i was only helping out.

Dream on *hiss*

@419er with your nick, adding any more comment to your posts is a risk.

why didn't you just say that before ?

**hiss**

@dreeldee Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Sorry wanted to say something, but can't remember it anymore

@Jeovy You bang cats ?? Damn !!!