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Jokes Etc › Re: My Collection, Enjoy, by benjay1(m): 11:56pm On Jul 07, 2008
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wow shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: My Collection, Enjoy, by benjay1(m): 10:27pm On Jul 07, 2008
huh shoooo . . . .
Jokes Etc › Re: Equilibrum, Our New Ig Of Police by benjay1(m): 10:27pm On Jul 07, 2008
You need to see the amount of N20 i got on my first day. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Gas Flaring by benjay1(m): 10:26pm On Jul 07, 2008
@ituen OL boy, you dey see as jeovy dey give me chewing gum macking ?
Jokes Etc › Re: Mind Ur Language! by benjay1(m): 10:23pm On Jul 07, 2008
My broda, you have a point there.
Jokes Etc › Re: My Collection, Enjoy, by benjay1(m): 10:22pm On Jul 07, 2008
@Jeovy How did you know i was watching grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by benjay1(m): 10:20pm On Jul 07, 2008
Gbam !!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by benjay1(m): 7:51pm On Jul 07, 2008
@Lolabbey Its been a while now, where you come out from >?
Jokes Etc › Re: My Collection, Enjoy, by benjay1(m): 6:51pm On Jul 07, 2008
@jeovy Gbam !!! She don speak her mind at last.
Jokes Etc › Re: Mind Ur Language! by benjay1(m): 6:49pm On Jul 07, 2008
@Nautillus Then get it back on track, I.T.K. angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Gas Flaring by benjay1(m): 6:45pm On Jul 07, 2008
After Kola's emergence into the pesticide industry, their share index just appreciated by 70%.
So all sisters looking for a [b]STINKING [/b]rich guy, here is your chance. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Quickies! by benjay1(m): 6:41pm On Jul 07, 2008
@All make ona no blame Clem, Na wetin too much movies dey cause.
Jokes Etc › Re: Equilibrum, Our New Ig Of Police by benjay1(m): 6:38pm On Jul 07, 2008
All of ona don mad finish for this thread. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by benjay1(m): 6:37pm On Jul 07, 2008
princesa:
because i love all my papalets equally kiss
@All Ona see as princesa wan turn female solomon ?
Jokes Etc › Re: Quickies! by benjay1(m): 2:17pm On Jul 06, 2008
You no know say ituen follow act Police Recruit ?
Jokes Etc › Re: Equilibrum, Our New Ig Of Police by benjay1(m): 2:14pm On Jul 06, 2008
LOL look at [b]congynus [/b]himself talking.
**jeovy tries to sneeze and sperm comes out from his nose**

OL boy na so the thing hold you reach ?

@Princesa abeg help my man ooo.
Jokes Etc › Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by benjay1(m): 2:12pm On Jul 06, 2008
@Jeovy Allow the babe speak for herself naaa.
Y you dey act like serious bad belle naa ?
Jokes Etc › Re: Equilibrum, Our New Ig Of Police by benjay1(m): 6:29am On Jul 06, 2008
Na waoo see wetin congy dey do my man.

Bros you dey vex quick ooo.
Jokes Etc › Re: Mind Ur Language! by benjay1(m): 6:26am On Jul 06, 2008
@Jeovy No be today i know say you want my down fall.
Jokes Etc › Re: Equilibrum, Our New Ig Of Police by benjay1(m): 6:23am On Jul 06, 2008
@Jeovy Which ones naa, why are you seriously player hating ??
Jokes Etc › Re: Mind Ur Language! by benjay1(m): 6:20am On Jul 06, 2008
@ituen Thanks for the advice broda, Little wonder i no dey see Migines again. shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: Gas Flaring by benjay1(m): 6:19am On Jul 06, 2008
LOL grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by benjay1(m): 6:17am On Jul 06, 2008
@Ituen, she dey form beyonce'

@princesa swthrt, take all the time you need.
Jokes Etc › Re: My Collection, Enjoy, by benjay1(m): 8:39pm On Jul 05, 2008
@princesa Now why are you acting like a wet blanket ? angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Gas Flaring by benjay1(m): 2:02pm On Jul 05, 2008
@kayowalemi No mind dem, dem no know the advantages wey you get.

@All The other day kayowalemi visited my crib, all the mosquitoes died instantly.
I have never seen a more effective insects and bugs pesticide all my life.

Thumbs up bro. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by benjay1(m): 1:30pm On Jul 05, 2008
Is this a toasting competition ? If it is, then i think i am down.

@princesa From the first time i laid eyes on you, my heart contrast.
Babe girlu, i dontu breathi again, all i do isi thinkin aboutu U.
I have four containersi ontop River Naija.
I willi give your father 1,
Your mother will also take 1
Your blothers and sisitas willi taki 1
Then you and i willi start life witi 1
Baby girl, i want to make you my last bus stop.
All thisi i willi do, If you only say[b] I DO[/b]


grin
Jokes Etc › Re: My Collection, Enjoy, by benjay1(m): 1:20pm On Jul 05, 2008
Then your are down in the mouth. sad
Jokes Etc › Re: My Collection, Enjoy, by benjay1(m): 11:37am On Jul 05, 2008
U want to give me a head ?
Sure thing. . . Unzips zipper. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Gas Flaring by benjay1(m): 9:54am On Jul 05, 2008
@Jeovy My father owns a church, so what do you expect ? grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by benjay1(m): 9:52am On Jul 05, 2008
ituen:
Na im make me focus on increasing my family database
Nice Idea.

[size=8pt]WARNING !!![/size]

To all the female newbies on NLD,
If you want your legs to remain straight, and not curved like Tessy's, Naigagurly's,Nightnurse's, Clem's etc.
Stay clear of the reknowned cassanova called ITUEN.

Gbam !!!

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