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Oya wey clem, I want my own dosage.

^{**with arms outstretched.**}
I no know ooo

@Ituen Na you personally i make that statement for.
Cos all of a sudden, u become lover boy. No longer the violent Ituen with yabz.

Yo Poppa so ugly he turned Medusa to Stone.

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

@jaymobb Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
See as you just rush out from your cage, begin insult person for no just course.
You sure say your brain dey okay ?
Come when was the last time you had pawpaw ??

^{***goes into serious prayers***}
Father i begin to delete. . . Every feminine spirit,
Be it those with heavy backsides, confusing attacks, low waist, or sumptous tempting lips.
That want to turn me into an ATM.
And make me forget that i need to send money to my mother in Naija.
In the name of Jesus.
I say fall down and die !!!!

@naijababe2 Abegm, wetin wan make im sister mouth twist ?

@princesa So na your plan be that ?

Seriously, its been long we had a real duel on NLD.
I remember the times of Suga_Lips aka Rebellious, NaijaGurly, Showbobo,thuggy, Prof Migines, the old Ituen (not this new woman wrapper) et al.

Infact the next person wey show imself here, na me and am.

Whats up with the holes

@princesa Shun say crowd dey here, which position you go like ?

You know say i no dey like lie. Thats why.

I swear, i trip. "enemy of love" Indeed.

@EFOSA No jeovy is a local champ.

@princesa You got it all wrong, I will be the one doing the sticking. . .
If you know what i mean

wetin u know say dem dey use calculator do ?

Neva heard of that before

Clem don begin pay you as bodyguard ?

Things we do during our leisure time.

We dey worry abi ?

Man you no trust me again ?

Man i no really know the names of this areas.
Make we just use fone make the controls.

Yeah man, I dey Ashongman Estate.
Where you dey ?

Leave am, she wan play guessing game. Na when she reach here, she go get the message.

My broda you dey feel my pain ?

Abeg person been whisper ?

@folahann My broda, na so we see am ooo.

Supported!!!. Abeg for the sake of everyone here, abeg stick to pidgin.

@studio Have you ever considered suing your brains for non-support?

Personally, i think she is relieved to have gotten rid of you.

@Jeovy, y i neva knew you to be nice ?

Finally he decides to use pidgin

@studio Man you are a big Joke.

studio43:
u do whatever u knew how to do best. i'm a rugged man and i no fear you!

Ona sure say this guy English teacher no bi deaf and dumb ?
I been wan follow you dey exchange words before, but on a second thought,
I think you shud use that time to learn your tenses.