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Jokes EtcRe: Animal Control by benjay1(m): 3:13pm On Jul 03, 2008
lol
Jokes EtcRe: Moral Lesson: by benjay1(m): 3:08pm On Jul 03, 2008
Y of all pple to borrow from Jeovy ?
Jokes EtcRe: Quickies! by benjay1(m): 3:04pm On Jul 03, 2008
OK found it grin
Jokes EtcRe: Kiss Me by benjay1(m): 3:03pm On Jul 03, 2008
I guess you just coming then.
Jokes EtcRe: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by benjay1(m): 2:57pm On Jul 03, 2008
ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkk angry
Jokes EtcRe: Quickies! by benjay1(m): 2:51pm On Jul 03, 2008
Looking for my beer huh
Jokes EtcRe: Moral Lesson: by benjay1(m): 2:50pm On Jul 03, 2008
@Clem, you sure say na the boxers or you don carry ?
Jokes EtcRe: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by benjay1(m): 1:31pm On Jul 03, 2008
I thought they said seeing is believing huh
Am i d confused one here or elementus huh

I think i need a bottle of beer.
Strolls out.
Jokes EtcRe: Gsm Oh Gsm! by benjay1(m): 1:27pm On Jul 03, 2008
Gbam !!!
Jokes EtcRe: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by benjay1(m): 1:24pm On Jul 03, 2008
Taps princesa on the ass head.
Mind the way you talk to elders.
Jokes EtcRe: Animal Control by benjay1(m): 12:45pm On Jul 03, 2008
olulu:
u wan make i force elephant tusk down your anus?

grin grin grin grin
What The F*ck !!!

@Poster, Nice one.
Jokes EtcRe: Quickies! by benjay1(m): 12:42pm On Jul 03, 2008
Everyone has spoken, now i no know wetin i go talk again.
cry
Jokes EtcRe: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by benjay1(m): 12:35pm On Jul 03, 2008
princesa:
ben
u sure say u ok angry
Me self dey ask myself the same question here. huh
Jokes EtcRe: Gsm Oh Gsm! by benjay1(m): 11:54am On Jul 03, 2008
Guyz ona dey hear?. . she don get bills down waiting for the next mugu.
I pity your mugu sha.

As for me, I be NaiJa Boi to the core.
NO DULLIN. . . wink
Jokes EtcRe: Gsm Oh Gsm! by benjay1(m): 11:35am On Jul 03, 2008
@naijababe2 Pray make you no jam guy like me. . .
I go set you up like i did that b*tch.
Jokes EtcRe: Gsm Oh Gsm! by benjay1(m): 11:25am On Jul 03, 2008
I think its the insatiable lust for money to buy cloths and look like their friends.

Take for instance, during my 3rd Yr in skool,
My girl friend then asked for money to buy skinny jeans (that tight jean wey dey gum dem body show d whole curves and geography)
I told the B*tch i didnt have money.
Guyz you won't believe what she said next.
"but you still have your school fees with you ?"
Imagine, make i give am my school fees, make she use go shopping.

Guyz check this talk naaa . . . angry
Jokes EtcRe: My Collection, Enjoy, by benjay1(m): 11:15am On Jul 03, 2008
Now them don begin drag Dog, wetin person no go see for NLD ?

Drags them all to Clemcy Supremem bla bla bla Court.
Jokes EtcRe: Gsm Oh Gsm! by benjay1(m): 11:11am On Jul 03, 2008
Typical example of a true naija babe. shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Gsm Oh Gsm! by benjay1(m): 11:07am On Jul 03, 2008
@least we have one clear minded sister in the house.
Jokes EtcRe: Gsm Oh Gsm! by benjay1(m): 10:56am On Jul 03, 2008
@mohawkchic But i dey lie ?
Jokes EtcRe: Super Granny by benjay1(op): 9:36am On Jul 03, 2008
Now this is wickedness in lower places.
Jokes EtcRe: Kiss Me by benjay1(m): 9:27am On Jul 03, 2008
Still having this dual personality problems eh clem ?
Jokes EtcRe: Mind Ur Language! by benjay1(m): 9:26am On Jul 03, 2008
handles the newbie an ointment balm. oya rub your head.
No vex, na so clem be.
Jokes EtcRe: Gsm Oh Gsm! by benjay1(m): 9:22am On Jul 03, 2008
Na this oshofree babes dey pain me ?
Jokes EtcRe: Wife Vs Husband's Diary by benjay1(m): 9:09am On Jul 03, 2008
Which person goat dey miss again >? huh
Jokes EtcRe: Super Granny by benjay1(op): 1:32am On Jul 03, 2008
Pushes folahann down a 5 storey building.

I believe that does it.
Jokes EtcRe: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by benjay1(m): 12:32am On Jul 03, 2008
That na true talk.

deletes clem from the list.
Jokes EtcRe: My Collection, Enjoy, by benjay1(m): 12:25am On Jul 03, 2008
Yeah because we dey rep Unicef for NLD. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by benjay1(m): 12:19am On Jul 03, 2008
Opens his jotter

1. Tessybaby

2. Nightnurse

3. Naijagurly

N.B Clem name fit dey there self if we check well undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Mind Ur Language! by benjay1(m): 12:17am On Jul 03, 2008
ROFLMAO grin
Jokes EtcRe: My Collection, Enjoy, by benjay1(m): 12:16am On Jul 03, 2008
I knew their was something wrong with that guy. . . . hmmmm.

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