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U self check am, what's more to this life than Booze, flexin and women ?

@studio Its been long i had a fight on NLD.
You want a duel ? Bring it ON.

My Broda, that will be a disaster

@Jeovy U mean her nervous system dey lack pawpaw ?

@studio Why i no go believe myself naaa ? see ooo.

LMAO @studio You mean say her clit get razor ends ?

princesa:
boyz a new mission for ya all

What smelly mission are you talking about ?


@Jeovy Did i hear you say BEER ? Abeg where e dey happen ?

@princesa Incase you haven't noticed, this is the jokes section of NLD.
Anything or Anyone can be used to make the whole thread lively.
If you no take time now, u go become d source of laughter here.

Abi Jeovy wetin you think ?

Looks down @Jeovy

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

princesa:
^{this guy go see him eye for him hand}

Wetin that one mean now ?

Look at confussion in human form saying someone is confused.

@Jeovy I have met fools on NLD but you stand out.

Come wetin this studio guy dey try talk self ?
On a second thought,. . . Keep talking,maybe someday you'll say something that will finally make sense.

As long as i am dying Untop, No wahala

Driver, Fire on .

Ona two dey try serve me Piss

Taps princesa. . . . come who dey deceive you ?
No bi only fight.

**hiss**

studio43:
long life my dearest princess




@benjay,
princess consider princess a military zone! so keep up

@studio43 770 posts, and you cant make a correct sentence ?. . . I'm disappointed.

princesa:
u sure say you ok reach your head

Try drinking 7 cartoons of Beer per day and tell me if you are okay.

. . . .haves a second thought. , . Miami ? SHUTS car door, to avoid any unwanted NLD crowd.

Mo and Jo are sitting in a boat fishing, drinking BEER [/i]and chewing tobacco when out of the blue Mo says;
“I think I’m gonna divorce my wife" …… "she ain't spoke to me in over a month.”

Jo sips his [i]BEER and says;
“Better think it over, women like that are had to find".

cries out for help !!!! HELP !!!!

@All She is becoming dillutional and paranoid.

YABA . . . YABA . . . . . YABA . . . . . . .

My address you mean ?
I dey Ghana you fit take bike come here ?
I promise to make it worth your while.

@All I think princesa is confused .

U want some >?

I shud be asking you the same question ?

@mukina2 You neva see who dey blow nose before ?

Nella:
lol, nobi u dey speak french 4 her say u rovv her? Soo she wan dig your pocket small before your rovv 4 her go finish naa, .
_{Reminds me of an argument I was having with my girlfriends d other day, : "date a guy 4 money or love"}


But, u no go completely blame d girl sha, if her popsi no dey give her money to buy "Skinny jeans"_lmao, then someone has to do it wether na 4rom your school fees abi life savings! lol! lol! lmao,

Thank goodness i serve a living God, that protects me from all the sharks around, wey call themselve Naija Babes.

Found it, but its empty.
and na clem been pass where i keep am.

Anoda clear minded sister. . .
Abeg help me ask am oooo, wether na she been give me admission?
Abi i resemble her papa ?

@Nella No don't.