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OL boy i dey Accra ooo. here call me +233248677320.
I just say make i come here come play small.
But with the way this babes here take dey give d koko freely, I neva know when i dey come back

saucekid:
i give am one dankwa join

@saucekid hahaha, bro wats up, longest time.

hands gunpoint two balls of kuli kuli oya take before you begin dey cry.

;d

Nella:
"What do you call that red flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"

LOL This one got me cracking.

@Clem Wetin you mean ? say her brain dey cut like mtel network ?

Y me come be free

^{**strolls in and catches jaymobb n naijababe2 gossiping**}

Oya both of u kneel down, raise up your hands and close your eyes.
Infact naijababe2 , go and wait for me in my bedroom office, i will discipline the two both you today.

Why won't i speak my mind ? Abi kayowalemi smoke knock-out ?

For the love of beer

@Jeovy Slow down broda , No carry am enter quarrel.

@All Remeber anything for a good laugh. No quarrels.

The cow was wearing a TESBIR.

@Jeovy Unless you are new on this thread. Clem and MIGS are a celebrated couple here on NLD jokes section.

Likewise ITUEN AND TESSYBABY and Nightnurse and NAIJAGURLY (POLYGAMIST)

naijababe2:
@benjay
i prefer to kiss HOT IRON, than those horrible, disgusting, dehyradrated lips.

You sure Think am over ooo.

@ennyluv_6 Abeg where your kiosk dey ? I wan buy N750 recharge card.

@olulu Na NLD you wan start your own music career ?

Serious, I caught a muslim cow the other day drinking beer

@ALL Clem has lost it again. . .
YABA. . YABA . . .YABA . . . .

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it!

Get out of the car you scumbags!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.

She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station.

The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than 5' tall, glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.
(True story!)

@folly Now thats very bad.

clemcykul:
hmm watch my back i beg.

shey u knoe my sweetie no dey to watch over me

@Clem that i will do with all pleasure . watches as clem walks away shaking her booty like a peacock.

For your left auricle padded mind now, you know maths?

Whats with the picture ??

folly69:
that is what i call a fast food.

ROFLMAO

Just the other day, i was at a joint, and a female friend called.
I quickly lied that i was at home. Not knowning the yeye girl saw me at the joint.

Guyz ona know wetin follow naaa.
She just walked up to me laughing, "ben, you lie too much." as i was trying to fake a smile, the next thing i heard was;

"Waiter, I will like a bottle of Gordon Spark and Isi Ewu."

beer !!!

Now thats what i call a joke, short and rib cracking.

Now you don begin form beyonce'. No come begin complain later oo.

@mohawkchic Haa pls don't, that thing dey pain.

@mohawkchic So now who we go ask to be sure ?

You mean his monthly rent @ YABA left

@Clem, Its not like he doesn't like having his bath, the guy is allergic to clean water. thats all.

I just need a brain booster. Have anyone tried this software www.trygetsense.com ?
Anyone wey don use am b4 abeg tell me wether i go download am now.