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LaconicINC:
An Emirates flight EK 262 from Sao Paulo, Brazil to Dubai, United Arab Emirates was Saturday forced to make an emergency landing in Lagos due to the deteriorating health condition of a passengers believed to have ingested cocaine.

After screening by anti-narcotic officials four other passengers are currently under interrogation after testing positive to drug ingestion.

One of the suspects was immediately hospitalised as doctors battle to save his life.

Chairman/Chief Executive of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA), Col. Muhammad Mustapha Abdallah (retd.) who said that the suspect is responding to treatment called for stiffer penalty against drug trafficking.

NDLEA commander at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport (MMIA) Lagos, Mr. Ahmadu Garba said that the Emirates flight left Sao Paulo, Brazil to Dubai but was forced to come to Lagos due to the health condition of a passenger on board who ingested cocaine.

“A passenger complained of severe abdominal pains and later suffered three recurrent seizures thus necessitating an emergency landing in Lagos.

“Upon arrival, four other passengers tested positive for narcotic ingestion. They are Okeh Desmond, Ezeanya Nnaemeka, Christopher Nonso and Chibusi Promise. All the suspects are under observation” Garba stated.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/emirate-flight-makes-emergency-landing-lagos-due-passengers-ingestion-cocaine/

Seyi signs in upbeat............... Attention, Attention, Attention. On behalf of the entire Name checkers association, Haiti branch, i apologize to all stakeholders for reporting late. Proud sons of Abraham, once again representing the Isrealite state absolutely. We are not dissapointed but awed that our Isrealite brothers' have taken their intelligence and wisdom to another level.............. Seyi signs out bored.

Oladat:
http://www.punchng.com/herbalist-marries-off-12-year-old-grandchild-drunkard-%e2%80%a2im-afraid-grandpall-give-another-man-victim/


Photo: Ugwu, Nneka

Seyi signs in expectant.......This time i was utterly dissapointed, i would have thought it was our saudi brothers, unexpectedly this is a strange development. But good news once again anyway, another isrealite son proving to be the true son of his father, they have shown, that they are very much capable of representing the Isrealite state in any field. I salute. On behalf of the National association of name checkers, Somalian branch. I hereby declare that this was not as anticipated, hence a detailed inquiry must be made into the case at hand. Probably the name was miswritten.I append this report in honour and without regret.
Sincerely,
............................Seyi signs in dissapointed.

missioner:
SMH for Nig media.
The word ghost should be in quotes. Can they jail ghost ?


This judgement sed get as e be.


" one year imprisonment on each of the counts which cumulated to six years that will run consecutively with the option of the payment of a fine of N40, 000 only on each of the counts amounting to N240, 000. "

It means he's to pay 240K or spend a year behind bars.
Mind you, a year is less than twelve months in prison.


Still a joke to me.

why u no go read and understand before commenting. 1year is for each count, amounting to 6 years for 6 counts. In the case where he pays the fine, he will have to a pay 100000 naira, bond fee indicating that, he will be of good behaviour for 1 year.

Islie:
http://dailypost.ng/2016/05/27/nigerian-man-nabbed-for-duping-over-90-people-in-india/

Seyi signs in with heart thumping............Proud son of the Isrealite nation, once again i am not surprised, but i am dissapointed. I had to run 10 miles to my apartment hoping that for the first time, it won't be our ever illustrious brothers. To my utter surprise, they would never fail us. On behalf of all members of the National Association of name checkers,Haiti branch , i confirm that this case has been confirmed and requires no further investigation.
Sincerely,
...........................Seyi signs out relieved

eseosa77:
I ve always wonder each time I spray my house with insecticide,on most occasions I normally discovered that the cockroach would die with their stomach facing up.Have any one notices this or is there any scientific explanation to this.


Below is the pics.

Seyi signs in thinking. ...................Simple, as a physicist, i would say the back of the cockroach has a lower center of gravity and a greater stability. When a cockroach dies, the lower end of the cockroach behaves like a table. When a table with dostorted legs is supported on its legs, what happens, the table flips over and stops when it attains stability. So when a cockroach is alive, it is always sensitive to stability, so it always moves its limbs ensuring stability as it does it.When it dies, the cockroach cannot respond to stability any longer, so it behaves just like any other non-living thing. When the center of gravity falls outside its support, there is a moment about its support, hence it flips over. To the lame man, there is a part of the body where the mass of the body can be said to be concentrated, just like when you place a uniform ruler on a support, it keeps turning toward one end until unless the ruler is supported at its center. This occurs because, the mass of the ruler concentrated at its center is just vertically inline with the point of support,as i observed in the previously stated clase, when the center of mass and the support are not inline, they flip over. This same anology can be drawn from the example of a table with wobbled legs, and a death cockroach. So if i am able to hit a cockroach from above such that, all its limbs crushes underneath it at once, it might die without flipping over. But this case is less likely, cockroach no go wait make you hit am, so u might never be able to achieve this action.You can ask any further questions on this. Proud Physicist..................... Seyi signs out in satisfaction.

centvin008:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/nigeria-sign-visa-free-pact-8-countries/

With concerns that trading among african countries is very low theym ost probably are african countries, but do they expect us to accept this as an achievement? Seyi runs out confused.

Faremisodeeq:
.I thought it will be like these

hehehehehehehe, but the second one though, does not look authentic

I am sure they don't do it often how much more do it in public.See as wife carry hand for front, you no fit hold am ,abi you no dey see how obama and omama dey do am, ''two strangers kisisng by chance'' is my conclusive impression of that. Dem fall my hand i beg. before you see am, this will spread like wild fire, another stereotype emerges upon all the ones wey full ground. ''Nigerians are not romantic at all''. Did i just say this. Seyi throttles and presses submit.

rapistbuhari:
Na to stock garri .......

Or relocating to Ghana


Thunda must faya Buhari insha alla

my guy, u better pack ur load and leave now, before border go close

kropotkin2:
The Federal Government has appointed new heads of Nigeria Telelevision Authority (NTA), Voice of Nigeria (VON), Federal Radio Corporation of Nigeria (FRCN),News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) National Orientation Agency (NOA) and Nigerian Broadcasting Commission (NBC).

A satement released by Special Adviser to the minister of Information and Culture, Segun Adeyemi, said Alhaji Lai Mohammed announced the appointments in Wednesday.

The new Chief Executives are:

1. Mr. Ishaq Modibo Kawu - Director-General, Nigerian Broadcasting Commission (NBC)
2. Mr. Mansur Liman - Director-General, Federal Radio Corporation of Nigeria (FRCN)
3. Mr. Yakubu Mohammed - Director-General, Nigerian Television Authority (NTA)
4. Dr. Garba Abari, Director-General, National Orientation Agency (NOA)
5. Mr. Bayo Onanuga - Managing Director, News Agency of Nigeria (NAN)
6. Mr. Osita Okechukwu - Director-General, Voice of Nigeria (VON)

Former heads of the parastatals were sacked in February.



http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/fg-appoints-heads-of-nta-nbc-frcn-von-noa/148331.html

As much as i support this government to root out corruption, i detest this trend that is beginning to lay bare, i am beginning to imagine the manner in which appointments would have been made if this government was not the result of a merger.I am beginning to doubt if my confidence will be rewarded by this government,is the president claiming that Northerners are the only trustworthy people in Nigeria, or those that served under him during his regime, are the only ones that can serve Nigeria right, or is he saying that those crop of people would not have turned to monsters in human skin, given that the economy of Nigeria in this period is larger than it was then(a higher potential of being able to steal money courtesy of the precedence set by our generous looters).I hope in all his wisdom, he doesn't think he can trust his strategy in the 80's to work now-i do not rule out adopting some of them though if they remain relevant in this era.I do not know if i can trust this government any longer. The current situation makes me assume that , i am still dreaming, always hoping to wake up to see a better Nigeria. The lamentations of a concerned Nigerian. Seyi storms in frustration.

Readonee35L:

Nawa

which one be this, i no know whether make i laugh or frown.hehehehehehehhehehmmmmmmmm

Omotayor123:
Greater reward for those who takes care of their parents especially their mother. One of the surest way to build your Paradise.
BTW...

This one na confirm husband material
Cc. Future hubby.

Take away the especially i beg, it is the only slight in ur sentence.

ever811:
pls op don't forget to post when Lionel mercy pound akpu for him mama..as everything don become news for Una..

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, noooooooo, na bag him go carry for him mama

marvelck:
Since women naturally age faster than men, its not advisable for a guy to marry a girl his age or within his age range. Guys need to marry girls they are far older than with at least 10 years, so that when she's aging everything will still be balanced. You can still be enjoying her breast, and also admiring her full waist line for a long time to come. Compare to when you marry a girl that's only 3 or 5 years younger than you. Before you know it, she'll start looking older than you apart from adding weight anyhow after giving kids. So, let there a space of like 10 years between you and the girl you want to marry, just like fathers used to do it in the past.

I expect that all women nearing their menopause, will not by any means swallow this pill.

Adaure4ever:
85% of Guys do it.
Psychologically, Men are egoistic being, so bragging about sex exploits boost their ego.

Ma'am why now, the content of your sentences already creates a distorted impression of you, do me one favour, modify this post, it even depends on the kind of guys you are talking about, we all come from different backgrounds, we were brought up differently and i wont be surprised if you are a victim urself but the thought of feeling insecure stings you. It is understandable though, if you deny it, you do not need as there is no evidence for it or against it. But there is only one way you can dispel the supposed egoism characteristic of men. Do not give them just that thing that would make them feel more important. Period. In fact i charge all women to the court of humankind for facilitating that egoistic feeling in men. You are accountable for our failings, and we are accountable for yours. My piece. am out.

calliope:
Name Checkers association hilltop Branch nsk reporting for duty
And ooh!! we were not disappointed!

Comrade, name checkers association member, soviet union branch reporting, i almost thought otherwise, but the facts dont lie. Our brothers have been representing the Jewish state since 19kokoro. More grease to their elbow.

sixtus3606:
O boy...all I could find in your picture are;
COUCH
CORD
TILES
STRAW
MIRROR.


I still dey find the last 1,

you try Cat, my brother

alatbaba1:
1. Story
2. Words
3. Page
4. Novel
5. Cook
6. Read



Make una try dis one too.

Mirror
Straw
Cat
Tiles
Couch
Cord

cruzita:
2baba the legend both musically and the other way round

hehehehehe, the other way round.

frubben:
Long talk
Ur parent saw he was rich forget all dis love u dey yan. U see money period.

Who will marry a poor papilo with heart condition.

hehehehehehehe, gbam.

Elebiju:
you're definitely a learner, come to my parish then maybe you will acknowledge your ignorance of celestial churches.

I beg just leave this guys jare, they do not realize this is one of cele's message to the world, music, this is where you see members mastering every damn instrument to the highest level without visiting any music school. Spirit-inspired, i call that.

So OP, i would like to know, what is the essence of this post?

masseratti:
they dont clap in cele, for your info they have the best musical choirs and instrumentalist, most of the instrumentalist you see in other churches have cele background.

tnk God you corrected that notion, why would any educated person form an opinion without getting well enlightened

hot9jaman:
you said it all. Catholic church the only church that can be trace to the bible.
There is only one church.
I am proud to be a Catholic.

are you ok, catholic is the only church that can be traced to the bible!!! how do you mean

Chrixtopha:
The only man that speaks like an English man....he does not pulse will speaking as many of us does

as many of us does indeed

olokeded:
This has been trending on Instagram and Twitter. It's s woman and her flamboyant head-tie (popularly called Gele) at a Wedding in Lagos.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/05/owambe-photo-of-day.html

but wait oo, which kind style be this, horn?

Ahmed0336:
To be honest, i have returned over 4 lost phones to their owners. Whats d fuss about?

So wetin, you dey take style dey tell us say you too do am but nobody recognize you. Ok oo, you have done well keep it up.

firstolalekan:
Oloriburuku omo ofo jatijati

Easy bros now.

iamord:
the last time I checked ked all his baby mama are Nigerians.. Why don't you do yourself a favor and receive sense. It's free

i previously lived in Ghana, so i understand the Ghanaian way of life. So you see, u jumped into a hasty conclusion, receive sense too jo.

reportnaijanews:
Flavour who is in Ghana, shared this photo of himself & a beauty queen on Instagram and asked his fans to share an appropriate caption. He wrote

"Oya, caption this!".

Remember that Flavour's baby mamas are former beauty queens,

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFn6gqBQh8P/?hl=en

What is it with this guy and beauty queens, dem take swear for you!!! See the girl too, as she open mouth dey smile, i just pity you, anyway he no be today Ghanaian women dey practice baby mamarism, its in the blood.