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The other time while I was passing, their Sheik told them all Christians would rust in hell fire because they don't do ablution whereas Christians don't preach against their religion.

That's why I want SIEC to be scrapped. The govs determine local govt election results.


Too bad!

Manuel69:
Can a Snake walk on walls?

Yes, some specie do, especially this cobra. They're so fierce and poisonous. They like sneaking into residences. They enter homes through waste pipes.

People should be careful this hot season

Yar'Adua was the first Nigeria's democratic president who never lived to serve the second term since democracy returned in 1999. He had good intentions, he never lived a double-standard life. He was honest, real and focused, He was never a zombie like Lagata.

May his soul continue to rest in Al-janah!

Nigeria is a shithole for real. Our leaders are comedians. I expected more seriousness than what I'm seeing, especially with this corona virus. Thought the immigration polices would be strengthened in order to forestall likeliness of the virus here.


Nigeria, I hail thee!

One bottle of Orijin for you, Mr Lecturer. Send her away so we may rest from stories that touch the gall bladder.


50 Gbosas for you, Sir!

We killed exactly this type in front of our office yesterday. It's a crossbreed as the head and neck differ from the body. It's snake season. It's not edible!

'...has announced the taken over' or taking-over? Many times I wonder why the post ain't well-edited before posting.


Lemme go sip Vodka

Heavenly Father
As we commence this fast
May we all receive strength and grace
Light to brighten our paths
Joy that fills our innerman
We don't want to fast as a routine
But truly wait on you till our souls are lifted
Give us the heart that loves
Mind of yours that live in peace with all
Make us instruments of your peace
And cause our light to chance our blurred, dark world
Above all, receive our souls in Paradise
When we bid this world goodbye

Amen!

I wonder why weird and absurd news are coming from OAU lately. If not rape, it would be suicide. If not biting off the ear, it would be chopping off the trunks.


I recommend seven-day dry fasting for its workers and students, followed by 'iwedo' at River Osun.

BTW: God bless legit hustlers, God punish scammers and dupers.

Shout-out from Don, Ashiwaju of Afonja!

He died in active service. RIP, Mr Knacker!

This is an example of women who don't go to their husband's house with only genitals. They contribute to the family. They ain't just baby-making kits

So what's the difference between half a dozen and six?
Did he push himself to a speeding car to be knocked down?

Nigeria is in a big mess!

I'm not sure his death has anything to do with his scheduled deliverance. Anybody can die anytime, anywhere. If he was a believer, death is a gain for him but if otherwise, he's so miserable and unfortunate to have died in such a stance.

To my readers, be prepared. Heaven and hell are real.

Where will you spend your eternity?

Ghosts of many Nigerians that were killed during civil war are haunting the house, no wonder it's fast crumbling. If you like build a museum, it will still collapse.

Sir Lord Lugards!
Sir Lord Lugards!!
Sir Lord Lugards!!!

Lemme no talk sha

moscobabs:
Gourd( Ado)

I won't say more than that cos it's spiritual

Eskis me, Sir. They're talking to medical doctors not traditional doctor like you.

Aboru boye o #lmao

Which is Hanan again? How many are they sef?
Fulani dey born plenty sha, make I no talk.

Zara I know
Yesufu I know
Who eez Hanan?

Oya shepe if any producer hasn't press the bress.

Blessing kor, bressing ni

#roborebe

englishmart:
You don't own them, you're just a caretaker of those boobs. The real owners know themselves. My advise is that you ensure they don't develop low self-esteem soon.

Meanwhile, I can't marry a lady with such size of boobs it's capable of suffocating my unborn child.

This one loud gan an.

Okokomaiko!!!

Juwon!
Juwon!!
Juwon!!!

You disappointed me,...

RIP tho

May his soul RIP. Accept Jesus today, tomorrow may be too late!

While she was busy shouting 'kill me', 'murder me', 'harder please', 'Bleep', her innocent kids were writhing in pains till they passed on.
Me: Law should kill the foolish brain of hers that the concubine forgot to kill.

RIP to thd poor children!

Isn't it too early for that? Why are these poliTRICKians always like this?

It's absolutely wrong for someone of her calibre to live alone. Does it mean she had no nephew, niece, cousin or siblings that can stay with her? One reason why it's always good to be good. If you have issues with men, you shouldn't with your family members. I think people should learn from this;

* Make yourself available to your family members, regardless of your status, position or influence

* Live in areas that match your status, position and career

* Don't be too chosy when it comes to marriage, you may miatake your hubby for a boyfriend.

I pray her soul find eternal, true rest.

What a tragic incident!

Was he sleeping while the bitch butchered his nose, upper-lips? Women are fast taking over domestic violence lately. I guess the men are now on recess

#tueh

She would have taken the snipers alone, why giving innocent baby the poison? Was s/he the one that told her to spread her legs for Fatai Mechanic?

Mad people everywhere.

She's guilty of suicide and homicide; double impacts.

RIP to the innocent, poor child!

Cook up lies and vacate your apartment for just three days. Stay with a friend who lives a bit far from where you reside. Don't forget to lock your doors and windows. The eedihot would find his way.


Knotty marlian!

May her beautiful soul rest in perfect peace. What a loss!

May his soul rest in perfect peace. What a tragic incident!

Insurgents are killing your constituents while you fight over car models.


SMH

It's disappointing to see folly where one expects wisdom. What if these guys weren't learned, they would be worse than mumu.

Remove their left testicles and send them to gaol