₦airaland Forum

Whoknow:
May God hear your first prayer Amen.

Exactly

OhGeeBee:
I'm unable to get my PVC cuz the useless paper given to me is as plain as an empty sheet. The ink disappeared.

Go to inec website and access their helpline contacts!
It will be sent to you!

ghiloman28:
LP can win any state in Nigeria election. The election is between APC and PDP.

ASIWAJU will win with wide margin

At the highlighted,you are right!
In ur error,you affirmed he will win in all the states!

Benwallt:
Seems "clap back" is a new addition to your mental lexicon. You are using it very poorly.

No elder you are pained that it was counterproductive to you hence your uncommon wailing!
Learn to give a better response with better spelling!

Benwallt:
I can't deny the hilarity carelessly embedded in this load of trash that if it comes from a child, he or she should be thoroughly spanked.

Once again learn how to spell properly!
For an elder that makes horrendous blunders you may still need adult school to be better acquainted with your spellings!
Its not my fault that you were playing ludo when English language was taught in class!

Benwallt:
I know you aren't a child but a misguided adult with a todlar sense and mind. My advice is that you eschew sentiment and embrace reality.

Misguided is a tag bestowed on most urchins but yours has attained an A-level in utter do.piness!
An elder who worships a dementia stricken candidate is an epitome of benightedness!

Benwallt:
Nothing to take or hold on to from what you typed up there. I am Yoruba and I'm not voting Tinubu on tribal inclination but on antecedents, competence and performance. Period. Nothing more.

Alas you just confirmed it!
Yorubalokan is your reason!
You cannot be an urchin without having an ethnic embalmed mindset!
Any other addition is irrelevant and not related or associated with such candidate!

Benwallt:
And I always said it that I will only vote obi on the card of stylish and brazen marginalization as he possesses zero antecedents, competence and performance. Mr clap back, rest.

Wetin this one dey cap?
Check if your encepthalon and tongue are properly connected before you type!
Has being an urchin quenched the little functionality in your encepthalon cells?
Ohh please turn off that trash....even the blind and the deaf can see that the man called Obi embodies the very essentials far beyond the criterion you had listed!
He is the epitome of the requirements needed to not only represent the most populous black nation but also take naija away from the massive poverty and implosion that the country is submerged in no thanks to the most ineptitude president ever in the history of nigeria..imagine balablu going to spew gibberish in front of UN...Chai God forbid BATin
And to add,he has got the capacity and mental strength which your 89 years dementia stricken and recently recruited AYlive comedian aka bitumen of farabona can only dream of!
Yeah I am Mr clap back...thanks for the compliment and acknowledgement! Anything else?
Now go back and get a superior response from your WhatsApp group...you are embarrassing your paymasters with this weak and infantile replies and might likely get paid half of your stipends or nothing

blaise26abj:
True. Even Trump that did not serve before his i term has a track record in business. He built something . Sowore’s track record is in activism outside politics . That usually doesn’t know put you in the grace of most people because you are always seen as a trouble maker . Even during endsars that he tried to join he was chased away because people felt he was trying to hijack it for selfish purposes .

Lastly in 2019 , when most Nigerians wanted them to give us a consensus candidate to support , they showed how selfish they all were . From moghalu to Sowore to fela durotoye

Exactly!

Just watching the APC campaign in Enugu and tinubu is busy talking trash in front of them!
Something he can never try in the north!

Benwallt:
I tried to take any meaningful message from the Jorgons you typed but sadly I couldn't find any.

How could you when you cannot even spell 'jargons' correctly and your encephalon has been conditioned to think through agbado?

Benwallt:
You were expecting a clap back? From who? Me? No, na. Levels dey, Stages dey and platforms dey. You don't measure up. Not one bit.

Yeah even flat nyash dey shake!
Measure? I didn't know you were a tailor in yabaleft?
No wonder you could not find data to watch your bitumen of garataga spewing endless gaffes!

Benwallt:
Just keep typing. As for me, I see good, think better and act best from a progressive point of view not from that of a drowning man that will hold on to a straw.

Yawn...U are giving up already?
Seems my jabs indirectly hit your 'spinal chest'
This is more like the last kicks of a dying horse!
You can do a better wailing!

Benwallt:
The best candidate this time is Tinubu by any yardstick you want to use to measure. Vote Tinubu and make your vote count.

Your choice and your vote...which you are entitled to!
However,I would need to find out the criterion used in coming to the 'illogical' conclusion that an obviously sick looking dementia stricken man with no info about his age or background and a controversial dealings with drug peddlers would turn out to be the best candidate!
Same balablu instead of using his campaign that is erroneously and laughably centred on 'renewed hope' to talk about the viability of his manifesto and how the country can get out of the humongous mess he and his incompetent president has plunged Nigeria into is dissing and cursing his opponents using derogatory and ethnic words!
Is that the kind of candidate you haplessly claim to be the best thing since sliced bread?
Oga you are either supporting tinubu because of he comes from your region or because of the pittance you get at the end of the month as stipends!

Benwallt:
You can find your mate that can give you the kinda clap back you envisaged. As for me I discuss real issues not fabricated shit.

Elder BenwailingT,the fact that I exposed your poorly conceived clap back should not make you wail and complain like a troublesome market woman in oshodi!
Your clap back was terrible and in poor taste!
Go and come back with a better response if you can or ask your WhatsApp group captain Festus keyamo SANta to assist you with what to say since that coconut shaped cerebrum is bereft of little or no functioning cells!

Benwallt:
They see you as a lazy youth, you see yourself as hardworking person
They don't feel shaken, you feel you are shaking them.

Unrelated and a stale narrative struggling to make sense!
Is that your best clap back?
Go and get updated!

Benwallt:
Tinubu said it openly that it is an insult to mention obi's name where he is not to talk of drawing comparison.

Pa gazelle garagata aka bitumen farabona used Obi to sing like chorus in front of a bewildered ondo crowd to the extent that most of them thought he was the DG campaigning for Obi
Because you don't have TV or data to watch una campaign doesn't mean you should spread ignorance here!

Benwallt:
I have decided not to comment on anything politics here but when I see people drowning in ignorance by the virtue of their post. I try to give them a little jolt of reality.

Maybe you should have remained silent while keeping the small sense. you have but the urchin in you with a dose of ina.nity could not hesitate to spew balder.dash and further deteriorate the remaining cells in that skull your shoulder carries in discomfort!

Benwallt:
My brother whether you like it or not, Tinubu is your next president.

Yet your perplexed party is running helter skelter seeking to form an alliance with mushroom parties who have reportedly rejected APC as bad news

Reality is now apparent to APC and by extension balablu that their usual pittance may amount to nothing when the real people finally go out to vote for their preferred candidate instead of a druggie who said he will continue from where the incompetent and ineptitude Buhari stopped!
Omor this election go choke!

Meanwhile,I hope you have received you factory fitted ajeepee tanks to insert you premium tears!

yarimo:
operation fire for fire. If you know you know

At last,a chief urchin finally admits and confirms what I have always known and said abinitio

But why would a mod be partisan and even politically affiliated to the extent of making it obvious

Benwallt:
Same way Obituaries follow Tinubu about like flies despite the fact that he doesn't care.

Obi is not a threat to our Jagaban the incoming president but to Atiku.

You boys just want to belong by writing about Tinubu and his supporters and leave Atiku and atikulates that have your time.

I knew my cyanide of a post will make some benighted urchins wail like their elchomchom paymasters this beautiful morning!

Its expected that the ruling party and by extension tinubu receives the attention they deserve because they have not only failed the country woefully but always claim to have mega structures that most deluded urchins believe can never be shaken....
So it becomes preposterous and provokingly hilarious when a mega structure party will turn into 'James bond' on top an LP party they keep considering structureless and inconsequential!

U have made so many claims about Obi
Una say nah just four people twitting,those 4 turned into millions and all of a sudden,the inconsequential party turned a main opposition even if you are fruitlessly trying to deny it!

The one I will not forget is when one glorified urchin started spying on whether LP have prepped their PU agents and I keep wondering why are they bothered?

Finally,if you think atiku aka mikanitos is a threat and not Obi aka ikuku,why not focus your attention on atiku and his perplexed party and leave LP nah
Even your bitumen farabona aka balablu master is now consistently calling the name of Obi as Obi stole his placenta or girlfriend
Una never chichomchin
I await more sleepless nights pain induced replies and undiluted premium tears galore

yarimo:
Op point of correction, OBI is being look at by IPOB terrorists not Nigerians

Yet you follow him everywhere as if you are the LP camera man or the main event planner!
Awon monitoring spirit!

Trollronaldo:
I am voting for Sowore but I wonder why Nigerians are notooking at him with the same vein they look at Peter Obi.

Someone like Sowore is going to clean this country, why can't we give him a chance?

He has no political track record that we can scrutinize!
Macron served as minister under former France president Hollande and Obama served in the senate!
Secondly,his campaign just like that of the Bitumen of farabona aka elchomchom has been spent on insults towards other candidates!
As a candidate who intends to lead a nation,you must spend more time campaigning about what you can offer and your manifesto's viability!
My advise for him is to go through the senate or national assembly route and try to market himself politically!

tinsel:
Governor of Anambra State, Chukwuma Soludo has reacted as he watches Obi's display in Anambra State today.

What you are actually portraying can be likened to a guy who keeps telling his friends that he is not into a pretty babe but always monitors her new pics anytime she makes an update on SM!

You cannot refer to a candidate as inconsequential and yet you turn into monitoring spirit on top their matter by creating thread after thread all because of Obi!
The fear is all too evident!

One thing is crystal clear,you urchins and even your bitumen of farabona paymaster sees Obi and LP as a formidable force to reckon with!
See how balablu kept mentioning Obi like a primary school rhyme during the ondo rally!

You may deny it here but its quite obvious that LP are now the main opposition to APC and that gives most of you urchins including mikanites sleepless nights!
Simple!

Jones4190:
obi might end up not campaigning some of the northern state like borno, kebbi etc nigga no want go far north

...and what if he does?
Will that assist in increasing your blood pressure?
Why are you monitoring a candidate you urchins tag as inconsequential and structureless?

Well the information is REPORTED DEATHS!
If we were to carry out UNREPORTED DEATHS that dont reach the media,almost all the states will be included with startling numbers than the ones listed!
The truth is that there were lot of killings in 2022 spread all over the country which will let you know that the current administration has failed woefully to create a proper structure that will aid in tackling insecurity in Nigeria!
Lets get one thing clear,insecurity doesnt know tribe or religion or status!
If the issue of security is not tackled holistically and properly at its infancy,the entire country will soon be engulfed in anarchy!

It annoys me when I hear people esp government officials claim we have the cheapest fuel...that's insensitive!
Firstly,subsidy and importation of PMS is primarily consistent due to the failure of the present and former administration inability to fix 4 refineries and even build new ones as promised!

Just a state in USA specifically Texas has a whopping 31 refineries.... Just one state ohh
Saudi Arabia started building three refineries in 2016 and completed it in 2021....but this administration used that same 2016 to consistently blame their predecessors and also declare subsidy as nonexistent!

Now some of the modular refineries have been completed but cannot access crude oil because the FG want to sell it to them at international price....the same crude that is in abundance in Nigeria and the nnpc wants to sell a raw material gotten from Nigeria at international price

Yet they still want the refineries after purchasing at international price,then distill with zero electricity provided,then still sell their finished products at a reduced cost?
What then is the difference between the imported products and the local products?
Does the nnpc not have provision to sell refineries that domicile in Nigeria at domestic price?

Finally,the narrative that Nigeria sells cheaper PMS compared to USA by government officials and so called experts of the petroleum industry is rather unfortunate and preposterous!
USA sell a litre at 0.96 dollars and that of Nigeria is 300 with subsidy!

The question that should be asked is....what is the purchasing power of a dollar compared to the purchasing power of a naira?
Can a Nigerian go to the market or kiosk and purchase a product or commodity at one naira just the same way an american can walk into the same supermarket and get products at one dollar?
Let us stop allowing these people deceive us....getting fuel at a cheaper rate is possible!
It starts by allowing refineries both public and private to access crude oil at domestic prices!
Then provide them with reliable power supply instead of allowing them power their refineries with alternative power source!
Let them be given the liberty to fix prices based on the production cost that was incurred in getting the distilled products from the refineries!
Price of the commodity will initially be high but sooner,the prices will start going down as competition within the public and private refineries will commence just like what happened in the telecommunications sector!

Tinubuadvocate:
The body language of Biden and Obama seems backing Bola Ahmed Tinubu aspiration. Bola Ahmed well connected a great leader indeed.

Even the body odour of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un dey back the butumen of furubona aka balablu bulaba

BATified2023:
Noise makers


Dey play ooo

U say they have no party structure but you keep monitoring them more than you track the supposed main opposition PDP...No be juju be that?
You claim they will eventually come out a distant 4th behind NNPP and yet you follow their campaign train and dates as if you are their camera man or event planner
Why would anyone be obsessed about a party they label as structureless and inconsequential?
Now LP is yet to send their agents to INEC and yet e dey bother urchins pass....More like crying more than the bereaved...nah wa ohh

vhykeeytor:
In 2different city in Delta. No Ovie omoAgege, no Ayeri, no asari Dokubo, no extra schedule visit to Tompoloin the creek. The joke is on you guys bro. The people that attended today's rally are people within Asaba...no vehicle mobilizing anyone to and fro any local govt area...where they would be paid 2k. You see these states.... Rivers, Delta, Edo, Plateau, Benue, Akwa Ibom. Peter Obi is winning these states hands down. If you go there and pay people, you are only wasting your money....because they would chop and clean Mouth. 50% of people from the above mentioned states, vote with their conscience and not based on tribal or religious sentiment. I would have added Lagos to that list, but urchins too many for Lagos. You can see the way the littered the street of bourdillon on Christmas Eve...waiting for a bag of 5k rice.

Oga Neckpresser add Anambra,enugu,calabar,taraba,imo,abia,ebonyi and abuja to your list!
I for put kaduna but urchins and mikanites plenty for kaduna north....nah kaduna south way christians borku way Obi get hope!

Which kain double combo be this nah?
Delta una wan outmuscle Edo state rally kwa
One urchin see the first pic go enroll for one private hospital after e hold chest like this....

Warri make una take am easy nah...see as pharmacy full as urchins dey order for pandol extra

SM now make some 30k stipend urchins to think they have sense
Mumu illiterate

Manny21:
Where do you want the directors to take their side chicks to if you close it? There's God o

Yeye

Wickedfact:
Before saying someone should vote Peter Obi, why don't you go to Anambra, spend a month there and enjoy Peter Obi's legacy in Anambra?

Talking about debt, are you aware that Peter Obi left a debt of 185 Billion Naira for Obiano?

Talking about police brutality, are you aware that Awkuzu SARS under Peter Obi's administration killed more than 1,000 Igbo youths in Anambra.

Talking of Poverty, Soludo just confirmed that Peter Obi is exceptionally gifted in multiplying poverty. Obi increased poverty in Anambra by more than 100%.

Most of those from the East shouting Peter Obi, put election today Monday and see if any of them would be able to come out to vote. Yet, the UGM killing these Igbos, Peter Obi is yet to condemn them.

Since you believe in Peter Obi's administration, may your life be like Peter Obi's administration in Anambra.

I wanted to ignore your rantings as one of the propaganda machines that keep spinning endlessly on nairaland with no verifiable stat to backup your claim....however for the benefit of the undecided voters,let me manage to comment on your consistent tale of misinformation!

Firstly,you said Obi left a debt of 185billion for Obaino but you have also failed to provide evidence to prove your claim and the Obiano has not even made such complaint!
Is this a case of crying more than the bereaved?
The only complaint Obaino made was that he could not find the 75billion that Obi saved,he later went silent when Obi brought out evidence through bank details to prove there was indeed such funds which Obiano later used in building an airport in anambra!
I challenge you to provide evidence that Obi left a 185 billion debt for Obiano...if you cannot,then stop spreading beer parlour gist!

Secondly,U made mention of Akwuzu SARs which had existed before his administration and after his administration... Akwuzu SARs is still in existence as we speak and belongs to the police!
Now if you are knowledgeable enough to know our constitution, you would know that no Governor is in control or in charge of the police in their state or even the state commissioner of police...the one in control of the police and other security structures has always been the federal government!
The 1999 constitution makes it explicit that...
'There shall only be one police which is the federal police controlled by the commander in chief of armed forces which is the president'
Let's even assume that there was an akwuzu SARs and Obi was aware of what they were doing,Obi doesn't have the powers to stop them since he is not in CONTROL of the police and also from a minority opposition APGA!
What happened and still happening at akwuzu SARs was unfortunate and the federal government should ensure that police post is not only shut down but investigated while the perpetrators are prosecuted....but blaming the actions of the police on the ex-governor is complete ignorance!


Thirdly,you claimed soludo 'confirmed' that Obi gifted the anambrians with poverty but you never asked him to provide stats or proof to validate his claims...This was the same governor who during a guber debate used NBS and UNDP stats to indicate that Obi administration actually brought down poverty to 11.4%!
Well,UNDP brought out a report from 2004 to 2014 where the poverty rate as at 2014 was 11.4%
Between soludo's falsehood and double speech claims with zero evidence and UNDP stats on anambra poverty rate,which one would you likely and sincerely believe?

Lastly,this is another barefaced lie that has been unending because most of you urchins eat ignorance for breakfast!
Obi has condemned the killings in the south east but Obi cannot stop the killings with his mouth!
That's the responsibility of the federal government who is in charge of security in all the entire states!
Its yet another proof of the failure of this administration to deliver its elementary duty which is to protect lives and property!
Governor zulum of Borno state cannot fight bokoharam or send people to do so because he lacks such powers or responsibility as a governor!
That's the job of the federal government!
Next time get the right information before you embarrass yourself in a public domain!
I await your rebuttal!

potent5:
During APC's campaign at Ondo state, Tinubu started calling out to Obi. Akeredolu was looking unimpressed and almost disgusted the whole time. It was all Akeredolu could do, standing there and maintaining his decorum.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgJr9T6UZQg

Even the crowd was unimpressed with his frequent chanting of Obi as if he is obsessed with the guy like urchins do every hour!
This was another opportunity to tell the people of ondo what plans he had for them but instead he used it as usual to taunt and mock his main opposition candidates esp Obi!
When he finally decided to talk about his plans,he starts speaking in tongues

Nwaetche:
Even if he rents a sitting room, we go vote for him!

Even if he no pay shishi to rent crowd to fill the sitting room, we go vote for him!!

The only condition we will not vote for is if he licks his microphone to test it.

Father lord

SilverOrLead:
Is this not waste of money ?

See as dem pack canopy for one side inside big stadium like say dem dey do obito.

Obito black outfit for obito gathering for the obito career .

Why are you so bothered about where he uses for his campaign rally since you have discarded him as irrelevant and inconsequential?
Rather than market your butumen furubutu balabluist principal you are preoccupying yourself with an opposition candidate!
Obviously,Obi lives rent free in your subconscious...

Nigerians should henceforth disregard drug-induced statements propelled by Ikebe super likes of the online medium.

I nor like dino but the highlightwd almost make me choke with laughter

Butumenum Frunbonatica

Roboto11:
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Does that look like a media outlet to you?
Are endorsements suppose to come from someone other than the personality?
Butumen frunbona urchins