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JeromeBlack:
I've seen crazier parties in the USA.

Great Gatsby called. It wants it's opulent party theme back.

Even in Nigeria where Ferraris and lambos race to party destinations.

What was really outstanding about any of the parties? Nothing.

The only thing cool was the helicopter to the ship party.

I've not seen The Great Gatsby. I know it sounds shocking, but it's what it is.

No matter the kind of lavish parties you've seen, the display of wealth in the movie was impressive, you can't deny it.

DannyKoice:
Owu ite ajoka.

Osi je buburu.

Nwanne, oburo ma ikwuru, owu ite joro ezigbo njo. Chai!!

DannyKoice:
Don't overestimate yourself.

Which of your babymamas seized your phone/laptop?

Crazy Rich Asians 7/10

The most impressive thing about this movie for me wasn't the storyline or the acting; but the unending display of opulence. Shit_ was so impressive I wished I was a billionaire.

JeromeBlack:
I was joking ooo!

I was pointing to the fact that you called it "antiSPERMbot" instead of "antiSPAMbot"

LOL. You got me there. Mehn, I'm all hyped up to see Aquaman on Christmas Day. I hope it lives up to my expectations.

JeromeBlack:
Vaseline crew also have a problem with the antispermbot. It bans them for rating a curvy lady on fp.

Are you serious? Seun_ for kukuma disable comment option since people can longer air their opinions anymore.

A Simple Favour 6.5/10

ibkayee:
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LOL. In the previous page where I complained that I was banned for rating a movie, you remember, right? The movie was what I rated that got me banned. I insulted the living daylight out of it and Antispermbot banned me for it. I hissedALL through the duration of the movie.

JeromeBlack:
Nice review. I cant wait till 21st when it comes out in Naija and other countries. The movie is not yet out in many countries (US Nigeria, Canada). I am guessing that you're in the UK.


By the way, I am quite foolish. I never realised the connection between blackmanta, our colleague and black manta of aquaman.

Same here.

Goosebumps Haunted Halloween 3/10

Useless movie.

Night School 6/10

Mowgli Legend Of The Jungle 6.5/10

JeromeBlack:
Micheal Jackson

BillGoldberg:
The op using his blog to promote himself. Editor indeed. Remove this your Isosceles triangle head make we see road jare.....Isi Ukwu.

You used Filter and Photoshop to remove all the errors on your face. In your mind you look good... Good indeed.

Which pictures got people talking? Is it your shovel nose? Sufferhead shoe? Oily face? Dried lips? Isosceles Triangle head? Over edited pimple face? Caftan looking senator wear? Elephant ears or Mgb**ke wife.... Am certain your wife has yam legs too. Thats why you cut the pix. Shift one side make I see road jare.

Try and change shoe this Christmas Jare. No be you e worse pass for Naija.

JulietteO:
So you've not ditched it yet. I ditched it a long time ago

I was hoping it'd get better but it turned out I was being delusional.

JulietteO:
So you've not ditched it yet. I ditched it a long time ago

I was hoping it'd get better but it turned out I was being delusional.

sod09:
i enjoyed season1, others were crap

This is likely my last season.

bolu96:
I don't get. What exactly is wrong with blindspot? It is okay for me.

It's now boring to me. Same shit_ season after season.

Ishilove:
Where is Koice my love, btw?

If you ask me, me who I go ask? The matter wey we see so, e heavy for eye.

I don't know about his whereabouts, I just hope he's perfectly okay wherever he is. TBH, I'm concerned as well. It's not known for him to hibernate this long.

No improvement from Blindspot yet. I hope it ends this season so I can move on or I'd be forced to ditch it like I did to The Walking Dead after last season.

olu4life:
Just finished it. Cool movie Plus cool songs too. Fleem is a phooollll
My Rating - 7/10

The songs are way too cool. I must download all of them. Fleem reminds me of Eddie Murphy in Mulan.

mekaprime:
I have it already, tnx to koicereloaded & one other guy who recommended it here, I will probably see it tonight.

I was the one that recommended to Koice. I await your review tomorrow. You go shock.

TheKingIsHere:
Lol, I warned you guys.

The reason why I gave it a 5/10 rating sef is because I like the actor Jack black if not, na 4/10

LOL. There are some movies even with low ratings, I'd to watch them because of one reason or the other. In this case, it's because of Cate Blanchet.

mekaprime:
identity remains the best psychological thriller I've seen so far. With all my self acclaimed investigative & deductive reasoning skills, I wasn't still able to decipher the .......................... let me stop there so as not to spoil the movies for others ( that's one thing about psychological thrillers, just one word & you've spoilt the whole movie) .

Watch Mindhunters. Just like identity, you won't be able decipher the................. You'll be shocked when you find the truth. Both Identity and Mindhunters are siamese twins.

JeromeBlack:
Okay, I deserved that. I just want to make amends.
Sorry

Ishilove:
You have a strange way of making amends.
Apology accepted

JeromeBlack:
Thanks. I feel good!

Awww. Love nwantiti.
I can't hold this tears of joy, someone get me a hanky.

Ishilove:
Thanks for the heads up. I definitely do not have data to waste on shitty movies

Here's part 2 of the psychological thrillers list. I haven't seen any movie from this list, so I can't spot the mindfucks or shitty ones among them. Download at your own risk.

KoiceReloaded:
Psychological thrillers with plot twists (Part 2).

- The Void
- Phone Booth
- Green Room
- Gerald's Game
- Locke
- Moon
- Wheelman
- Hush
- 127 Hours

noob03saibot:
so you have not seen devil? If not, please try and do. As for identity, the shock for me wasn't at the very end, it started.... Wo! Let me not spoil it for those who are yet to watch it.

I haven't seen it due to some distractions from work and other TV series, but I'm very sure it'll be interesting from the reviews I've read. I'll watch it soon.

Identity had several twists before the big reveal. The movie is very interesting.

olu4life:
STranger Things released a new season? Done with GOT, currently on Empire (watched the last episode last night)
Beorn, whats the update

The movie is interesting. It's worth your MB.
Smallfoot 7/10.

The House with a Clock in Its Walls 5.5/10


I find it too childish.

JeromeBlack:
Why? So you will come back and misinterprete them with inaccurate ratings?


Anyhow, please watch:

Timecrimes
Predestination
Coherence

They will blow your mind.

You too like wahala.

Ishilove:
Please I need mindfvcking thrillers. Any suggestions? I'm starved!

Beorn_, olu4life_, KoiceReloaded_

Below is a list of psychological thrillers, basically mind-fuck_ movies, that Koice suggested before his hibernation.

KoiceReloaded:
Survival movies with plot twists (and download links).

- My Little Eye
- Exam
- Triangle
- Time Lapse
- Hunger
- The Game
- Unknown
- Coherence
- No Safe for Work
- Identity
- Would You Rather
- Side Effects
- Fight Club
- Devil

Enjoy.

Not all are mindfucks, though. Amongst though I've watched; Identity, Unknown, Coherence, Triangle and Time Lapse are mindfucks. Coherence in particular has a simple but very convoluted plot and twists. Identity will shock you at the very end. My Little Eye, Hunger and The Game are not mindfucks. My Little Eye is very Shitty. Don't watch it.