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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 7:12pm On Feb 06, 2019
oyetpel:
Everything is not all about money.

Neymar cried and wish to have a brand new metatarsal yesterday during his birthday, even with all his money.
Don't be fooled by his speeches. Ask him to swap all his money for a brand new metatarsal and see him slap you so hard your jaws will pulverize. undecided
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 6:48am On Feb 03, 2019
BlackManta:
The thread has lost its sanity.

The way they spent time here arguing over superheroes....it almost makes it look like other movie genres like horror, action, comedy, drama don't exist anymore.

Can't these people talk about something else other than DC and Marvel stuff...

I'm looking for good romantic comedy movies...
Someone should recommend something for me abeg.
Check out The Big Sick if you haven't seen it.
TV/Movies › Re: Slay Queen Climbs Fence At Big Brother Naija Audition by Beorn: 8:39pm On Feb 01, 2019
Hundreddegrees:
See the leaders of tomorrow cry cry.. This picture just explains the rate of unemployment in this country.
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Phones › Re: Nokia Users, Get In Here!!! by Beorn: 1:43pm On Jan 29, 2019
Phone gurus in the house, please help my friend decide between Nokia 6 and Samsung J6 plus, which one is the better phone. Any valuable inputs will be appreciated.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 5:16pm On Jan 25, 2019
JeromeBlack:
Seriously, any sensible person would wait for the gauntlet to be removed before killing Thanos.

I mean, if a robber shot your friend and other people are in the process of disarming the robber, wouldnt the normal thing to do be to wait for the robber to be disarmed? Would you disturb the people disarming the robber so that the robber can shoot you?
It's just common sense. The producers wanted a sequel that's why the Avengers were made to make stupid decisions just to make sure Thanos lasted till the next sequel.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 5:08pm On Jan 25, 2019
oyaskii:
Still can't get over how rubbish BvS was...even with the extended Version...alter poo, if zack synder had completed justice league, it would have towed the same line.
I watched BvS at the cinemas, I remember coming back feeling massively disappointed. BvS, though DC recovered their money back, was a hot pile of crap. The most annoying thing about BvS was the director made it to be long knowing fully well that the movie was a little above average.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 9:56am On Jan 24, 2019
MJBOLT:
DC Tards logic

"black panther is an overrated average movie that displayed ugly black culture"



"batman vs superman is a masterpiece,a film too deep for shallow minds.it has a cult following"
There's no sane human that knows his onions when it comes to movies, that'd call BvS a masterpiece. You're just trolling. BvS was generally accepted to be a disappointment.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 6:24pm On Jan 22, 2019
mekaprime:
Bumblebee..8/10
Genre:Action, Adventure, SciFi

The best thing that happened to this franchise was getting rid of Michael Bay. The movie was very heart warming on a grand scale, it reminds me of the Sam/Bumblebee relationship in the first transformers movie. This has to be the second best transformers movie after the very first one. The storyline was decent, the fight scenes were awesome & the acting was near perfection, even John Cena who I earlier expressed my fear, that he was gonna ruin the movie, actually did very good.

The only flaw of the movie was the CGI. The CGI wasn't that good, the Autobots especially Optimus Prime looked like a power rangers megazord & Bumblebee, he sure looked like a kid bot in that movie(are they trying to tell us that the Autobots experience growth). This in my honest opinion is what Travis Knight ought to learn from Michael Bay, as his CGI are always top notch.
Michael Bay was not gotten rid of, he just wasn't the director this time around. You can research about it.
Celebrities › Re: Falz Changed His Look As He Shaved Off His Beard. Photo by Beorn: 5:24pm On Jan 10, 2019
YomzzyDBlogger:
Baba wants to look like Adekunle Gold but its too late grin grin
LMAO. grin
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 3:42pm On Jan 06, 2019
ibkayee:
I want to watch King of Boys but I'm not close to any of the cinemas they're showing it at over here and I can't find any link cry
Relocate to Nigeria.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 2:46pm On Jan 06, 2019
JeromeBlack:
2019 is going to be a great year for movies and TV

Infinity war part 2 (avengers endgame)
Glass
Captain marvel
Shazam
Game of thrones new season
Billions season 4
Future man season 2
Us
Dark phoenix
Stranger things season 3
Men in Black

This is going to be a good year.
Men In Black will suck. Watch this space.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Beorn: 12:02am On Jan 03, 2019
hensben:
Baba now I see why you call Rudiger kpom kpom defender. The guy Na man united Bailey with German passport. Bailey worse pass am sha.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 11:42am On Jan 02, 2019
mekaprime:
At the bolded, you are 100% correct & really took the words out of my thumb, the expression & the tone with which the jokes were said also makes it funnier.
Exactly. The tone really matters. Nkem Owoh was my stand-out performer in the movie. He made me laugh all through the movie from his grand entrance till he left. The man is a natural mehn!! I've re-watched the scene he exchanged greetings with Pete over 10 times. So much swag in the greetings. grin grin
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn:
For those that rated Lionheart 3/10, it's perfectly understandable as none of you understood majority of what was spoken in the movie which was Igbo. That for me was the major downside of the movie even as an Igbo boy that understood everything in the movie. Genevive goofed big time when she ignored subtitling the Igbo-spoken parts of the movie especially when Netflix bought the rights, which meant millions of people from different creeds and walks of life would be seeing it. It's a major turn off that'd reduce the success of the movie.

Even if it's subtitled, it'd take an Igbo person that understood the nuances of the spoken Igbo languages to really appreciate the movie and words. For example when Osofia told Phyno; "ifuro k'iru gi di ka mmiri omugwo" which loosely translates to "See how your face looks like the water used to bathe a new born baby during a mother-in-law's visit," someone that doesn't understand Igbo would've gotten the joke and probably laughed, but a full fledged Igbo person that understand the nuance behind the 'njakiri' (diss) would've ROTF when he heard it. The movie is nice.

Using Naija standard, I'd give it a 7/10.

My best Naija movie of 2018 still remains King of Boys. Planned on seeing Aquaman on the first of this year but we arrived late and King of Boys was the one showing and we settled for it. At the end of the movie, I was not left with any regret, plus my date enjoyed it as well. Win-win for me.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 10:39am On Jan 02, 2019
Happy New Year JeromeBlack, Kaycee and all the followers of this thread. May all or most of what we set out to achieve this year come to fruition.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 12:20pm On Dec 27, 2018
alexistaiwo:
Biko where can I get the subtitle.

I have abandoned the movie after 10 minutes of watching because I no be deaf and dumb.
Subscene.com

With the subtitle, you'll enjoy it
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 11:21am On Dec 27, 2018
Kemyem:
that's the way the movie is.. . you won't get any subtitle for the sign language... its a very interesting movie..
Oga, there's subtitle for the sign language. Without subtitle, you won't ever understand A Quiet Place.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 1:16pm On Dec 26, 2018
AHCB:
I'm sure that came out of your damaged rectum, right? Talk about farting in the wrong place.

Anyway, since you belong to many anime groups like you so rightly said, let's read the names... and hey, hope this groups don't exist on what'sapp and telegram with many male looking for rectums to damage. grin
Can't you take a joke or something? Don't be too eager to go to war over little jokes.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 5:44pm On Dec 21, 2018
troubleseller:
Never knew Black Panther was drama. Maybe next year they will nominate Aquaman for best drama at the Globes too. It has action and is also political .
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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 5:29pm On Dec 21, 2018
BlackManta:
Saying 'BEST' Transformers film makes it look like there have been good Transformers films but Bumblebee was the best.

Actually Transformers films are all rubbish and over hyped CGI fest except Bumblebee.

I don't like calling Bumblebee a Transformers film due to how useless that franchise is.

Bumblebee was amazing.
The only good apple in a pile of rotten ones.
I beg to differ. Transformers 1 & 2 were quiet dope_.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 3:06am On Dec 20, 2018
Moneyboyz:
Bird box 5/10 - A Quiet Place remix

Trash
oyaskii:
somone rated this 7/10 here...already downloaded the 10bit at 1.04gb...i don waste data cry ?
omoowhe:
Bird box
2/10
Very rubbish movie......I had to forward it cos i was fed up with the shit
mosho2good:
when someone mention he said he had never comment on this thread before because of the movie he had to comment that it worth it and I rush to download the movie

Ha
work from the devil
they finally waste my data
i download the movie immediately
file size 1.8Gb

did u now mean I just waste my data like that

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 7:43am On Dec 19, 2018
ibkayee:
Lol fair enough. I actually genuinely liked the movie sha, but I think the hype came from it being a defining moment for black people (Black Americans in particular) in cinema, which I understood
True that. I remember few weeks leading to the release of the movie, black American celebrities were campaigning seriously for the movie. Chris Brown was on Instagram telling blacks not to buy the pirated/bootleg version of the movie. That blacks should come out in droves and support the movie. So, it's more about its cultural significance. The movie was okay.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 5:00pm On Dec 18, 2018
Fantastic Beasts The Crimes Of Grindelwald 7.5/10

Still at loss as to why it got such a poor rating on MC and RT.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 4:59pm On Dec 18, 2018
ibkayee:
You people didn't like Black Panther? shocked
We love it but the hype surrounding it was excessive.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 10:43am On Dec 18, 2018
MJBOLT:
if BP was released in 2016,it would be in the top 10 cheesy
So, It's no longer about 'total grossing' but the 'year it was produced'? Maybe if Crazy Rich Asians was released in 1997 it'd have bested Titanic's total grossing. grin grin grin
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 10:39am On Dec 18, 2018
BlackManta:
I won't be surprised if Black Panther gets nominated for Oscars.

Anything to appease the black race and avoid getting called racist.
Some sites even rated it 97%. Clowns everywhere.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 10:37am On Dec 18, 2018
In 2016 TDK was voted 33rd among 100 films considered the best of the 21st century by 117 film critics from around the world, and someone is unabashedly rating one of the most overhyped movies of all time above TDK. SMH!! BP was overhyped based on its significance never about its average plot.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 10:30am On Dec 18, 2018
MJBOLT:
so stating facts is now trollingundecided GTFOH

Black Panther $1.3billion,97% on RT

Case Closed
all it needs is one Oscar cool

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 10:14am On Dec 18, 2018
MJBOLT:
not even the TDK is on Black Panther level,next joke pls grin
You're senselessly trolling, no offense intended. Are you taking a piss or what? Putting Wakanda on the same level with TDK should fetch you a ban. WTF?!! angry angry angry angry angry
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 10:05am On Dec 18, 2018
DannyKoice:
I say this as a Marvel fan, Black Panther is an overrated crap.
The high rating of Black Panther was hilarious. It was never for the movie itself but by paid critics and blacks hyping a black superhero movie. the plot of BP was just there. Nothing in the movie can justify its 90% rating on some sites.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 9:59am On Dec 18, 2018
JeromeBlack:
We are saying the same thing.

Where we differ is the issue of displaying wealth. I believe that it was not displayed enough.

I wanted to see fleets of supercars and classic cars. I did not get to see that.

I wanted to see mansions that are monitored and run by extensive operating systems.

I wanted to see exclusive nightclubs with madd attractions.

The wedding was underwhelming to say the least. People get married on mountainsides, islands yatcs and elaborate stage sets. This wedding just had some water tricks that didnt even make sense.


Oh, and rich young guys tend to wear T-shirts and hoodies when they are not in serious occassions.
The water trick didn't make sense to me as well.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 6:46am On Dec 18, 2018
JeromeBlack:
The greatest asset anyone has is land/house.

Did you see any outstanding mansion in that movie

Do you know that a lot of Asian billionaires speak with Asian accents and not British/American ones? Crazy rich Asians makes that mistake.

Even in Nigeria, the billionaires and their children, how many speak with foreign accents? They speak good English but not foreign accents. David who live in USA comes to mind. Even Cuppy has a Nigerian accent.

It's hard for me to be impressed by Crazy Rich Asians when I know the good life.
Now this your criticism of the film comes from the mistakes of the producers/directors, using the casts for the wrong role. Rachel's role was not the wrong choice, though, because she's born and raised in the US. If you could still recall my earlier appraisal of the movie, I stated it clearly that I wasn't impressed by the movie's storyline or acting, that's because the if I'm to critique the film properly, I'd give it a 6/10. The storyline was cliche, and I wasn't wowed at any point by it; rather the wealth was the only thing I really enjoyed seeing in the movie and maybe Akwafina's performance. So, I agree with you on other aspects of the movie, but I still insist the directors did no wrong on showcasing the wealth to portray how rich those Asians were.

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