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Someone should plz advise this guy to take one note from the third picture buy...

*Vaseline (at least)

*Powder

*oral B

And most especially #20 tom tom

Ecclesiastes 10:5-6 KJV
There is an evil which I have seen under the sun, as an ERROR which proceedeth from the ruler: [6] FOLLY IS SET IN GREAT DIGNITY...

abc115:
You are covering ground for GEJ.

GEJ was approached.

He agreed...but wanted consensus, backing and anointing of President Buhari that was why he visited APC Chairman.

PDP Miscreants and wailers were confused, obtained BMC forms... suddenly stopped criticism of APC.

President Buhari said, he is not a Pastor and has no Anointing Oil.

GEJ backed out

Plz brother how can one obtain this BMC form, is it true that the stipend have been increased to 35k.

Just asking for someone tho

Realists:
What an illiterate ulterance you made, do you people define christianity with Judas Iscariot, if you say no, why should you define Islam with few, incidents.

You said 'few incident'

These few incident have reach many incident, so u still identify as a Muslim till date?

[quote author= post=112797269]The True and Real Muslims (the ones we know and have as friends, neighbors, clients, Should always preach this message to the fanatics, the animals in human skin among them, they make people say rubbishabout their religion.
Do not be like the Muslim on the image below

Quran tells us to ignore Blasphemy because in Islamic law, there is no punishment for blasphemy.

 
“And when you see those who engage in making fun of Our revelations (Blasphemy), stay away from them till they turn to another topic.
And if Satan causes you to forget, then after the remembrance sit not you in the company of those people who are the Zâlimûn (polytheists and wrong-doers).


Quran (6:68)

 
From the above verse, the stance of present-day Muslims goes totally against the teachings of the Quran. Whenever anyone in their judgment commits an act of ‘abuse of the Prophet in speech or in writing, they instantly demand that all those who insult the Prophet be beheaded.

 
This verse of the Quran makes it plain that it is not the task of the Muslims to establish “media watch” offices and hunt for anyone involved in acts of defamation of the Prophet, and then plan for their killing as in the case of what happened in Sokoto.

So where did this thirsty animals got their own doctrine from.
Something URGENT needs to be done to STOP this act of BABARISM.

[/quote]Do you know you are deluded, so you don't know that theres difference between what's written and the demonic powers behind Islam

The demons behind Islam are blood thirsty violent demons, stay there and be deceiving yourself with what's written.

Despite all that is written in their evil book that seems to talk peace while is the world scared of islam

Farid24224:
As a humble Muslim, I truly condemn this completely..
The Holy Prophet (SAW) was insulted throughout his life time and he never once killed or punish his enemies for abusing him .It wasn't written in both the Qur'an and Hadith to kill whoever insults the Prophet (SAW). So bad ignorance have overcomed the Muslim Ummah!! May Allah SWT guide us to the righteous part..Ameen

My beloved you may have a good heart but the truth is that you don't know Islam, I pray God guide u aright one day.

musicwriter:
That's one of the reasons I don't pity Northern Nigeria for the woes that befall them in the hands of terrorists in the name of religion. They created their problems themselves. I have no single pity for them and if they're stupid enough to continue this way, I wish them good luck.

However, anybody exclaiming Islam should understand that Christianity has committed more crime than Islam!! The only difference is that Christianity has relatively reformed.

I beg to differ

Did men commit evil in the name of Christ? Yes. But you agree with me the evil they committed was from their evil nature, the bible never permitted such, contrast that with Islam from the beginning the pedophile called Mumuhad was a murderer, rapist etc, Martin Luther called him the first son of Satan.

fluffybaby:
Islam is a peaceful religion. No Muslim on earth has ever killed anyone in the name of religion ie blasphemy. Muslims love everyone and are peaceful. Ask around the world for confirmation

Exactly, our prophet (saw) never killed anyone, never raped any child or children, wasnt interested I'm other women apart from his wife.


Oh Islam the religion of peace and of God.

rejoice4eva:
Correct!
Hypocritically Peaceful, when they are the minority,
Terror, when they are simple majority
Deadly, when they are the majority

Exactly
If you see how these people are peaceful in places like America ehh but see Pakistan, Iran Sokoto Kano

Islam is inherently demonic, it takes a spiritual eye to know these, all these head slamming 5 times daily na invocation of dangerous demons.

Check the problems in the world this 'peaceful' religion is at the root.

If you are a Muslim reading this I'll advise you to ask God to obey your eyes about the things I say and to lead you aright

hopefulLandlord:
Inside the coffin

and you're full?That you shout to your imaginary friend anytime something bad is about to happen doesn't mean everyone does. understood?
the reason might just be everything is random and there's no god or at least if there's one he doesn't interfere in our lives the way people thinkbut if this person were a popular Nigerian atheist you can bet you religious people would've talked about how this wouldn't have happened to him if he believed in your god and god would've saved him forgetting the chibok girl who's going to mark a decade in captivity soon


Christians keep preaching about how prayer is solution to every problem. how god saves his own. testimonies of people being saved from captivity when they shout "Jesus!". But once in a while stories like these pop up and when people like Doggedfighter takes time to remind you guys to see reality you get angry then insult and scream but the reality is very simple. there's no physically observable good thing that can only happen to someone who believes in your god and there's NO observably bad thing that can only happen to someone who doesn't believe in your god. simple! know this and know peace

When Jesus hung on the cross it was folks like you that were mocking that if his claim to Godship was true he should come down from the cross

doggedfighter:
No father no matter how powerless will watch his son or daughter killed without lifting a finger.


Men have been known to die while protecting their daughters from rapists.

But everyday we see terrorists overpower almighty and all powerful God , take his priests, prophets, Alfas , pastors, Imam and even God's children slaughter them while he looks on.

Maybe it's all Hollywood movie for him !

All religious people do is make excuses for him and insult anyone who points out his failures


God doesn't exist. He's imaginary !

Rest on, priest !

Your foolishness have no level, if Seun have put standard in this forum underage like you shouldn't be here. Common sense would have tell you that there's a forum for everything, a painful thing as this occur instead to condole with the bereaved and move on, you start your senseless argument.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Can't you see her different account up there?
She own that other account..she's here..

Is it your friend MadamVenessa

Animegirl:


Recently, I realised men don't want feminist or an independent successful woman who earns more than them. I also realised that rich guys give money and buy stuffs for a lady whom they like without complaining.

A rich man in love will always spend on his woman.

God bless all the legit rich guys, especially those in tech, professionals and owners of big companies, may their pocket never run dry.

What do you do for a living

MadamVanessa:



How has the post related to religion. Some people stupidity is inherent.

Chai

Drop out and learn a trade after 7 years your oga will settle you handsomely

[quote author=FatherOfJesus post=112649346]personal testimonials are not evidence. Believers are so uneducated that they don't know what an evidence actually is.

What if I tell you that flying spaghetti monster sent a phone for me from the skies? Do you accept my personal testimony to be true?

That's how we feel when you people talk about your testimonies, it's funny because they are unverifiable and we are not going to bel9yoi just because you said it [/quote

Atheist say Jesus is fiction, I gave him many historical evidences, I even told him that I've not seen any professor from ivy league universities who disputes the existence of Jesus, but your flying spaghetti has no single scientific or historical corroboration, at best its an analogy to spit the story of Christianity, I believe we should be objective in these discources and not take them as though we are protecting our investment, let's follow evidences where they lead.

Eriokanmi:
My mum was terribly afflicted in the early 80s with a strange ailment. My dad spent and spent, no solution. She was admitted in hospital for weeks, alas! One elder now late, suggested we move into a mission house where prayers were being offered morning and night and in the process, she got healed. Her head would be making noise like when you're near a generator even in a very cool silent environment. She'd even asked if we heard such sound and we'd say no. She got healed completely and that's how we became born again. She's almost 90 years old now.

One day, after a send forth service conducted for a pastor who just got promoted with transfer elsewhere, he was praying for people as they knelt before him. He had the gift of prophesy. When it got to my turn he said to me that I had great journeys ahead of me. That I'd travel a lot and then I was in JS3. Today, I had touched the length and breath of the earth, to the glory of God.

In my undergraduate days, as I was sleeping in my hostel one night, God showed to me some things...He had always done this severally before then. He revealed that I was caught in an exam malpractice. I don't joke with whatever He reveals, regardless of the nearly impossible circumstances around me. God respects His words even more than His name...the bible says so. I was vibrating within me. I used to be one of the best students in my set. How would I now be caught up in such a mess? I didn't take it lightly. I prayed violently and rebuked it.

Lo and behold, on that fateful day, it was our last paper. I had even forgotten. The revelation came to pass. God is my witness to this. It was the exact location as seen in that revelation, on the same desk, I was seated by same window, in same exam hall and same lecturer stood beside the window. Then I quickly remembered. It was as if I once watched a movie which was being replayed. There was a course mate by the name Demola. He had problem solving one of the questions. I told him I hadn't gotten to that number. This guy was disturbing. He said please let me send you the ones I had done maybe in exchange for those questions I had solved. Suddenly, this guy sent me the expo. I was restless. All of a sudden, invigilators entered the exam hall, about 5 in number. I quickly hid the expo inside my booklet and suddenly, a lecturer appeared by the window near me, observing things, same man as seen in that deam wearing same clothe. I said, mogbe ooo. The invigilators started checking booklets from page to page. I was 5th on that row and the first row for that matter. It was as if all eyes were on me. By the time they got to the 2nd student, I pretended as if I was reviewing my work, suddenly I squeezed the expo and violently threw it behind underneath the desk.

They quickly rushed to me and asked what happened. I told them my pen dropped and I was trying to look for it. They asked me to step out of the desk, searched everywhere, up to the 2nd student behind me, they searched my booklet page by page. They found nothing they now asked me to sit down. I'd have been rusticated that day. But because God had revealed it earlier and I had prayed against it, it was someone else who was caught.

My brother travelled to America for the first time in 2003. On getting to POE in America, after he had been admitted, a CBP accusted him and asked for his passport. He said the picture wasn't matching his identity because his real look didn't match the pic on the visa sticker and the one on his profile page. He laughed hysterically because he obtained his visa by himself , got interviewed in Lagos and nobody assisted in filling-in his DS160 form. The man said he wasn't kidding. He was interrogated at the secondary inspection side . He was asked to place his fingers on the screen which revealed all his biodata as recorded in the American consulate in lagos and his visa details still they didn't velieve him...hard to believe right? Village people are real. Na that day I know.

In short he was locked up in the cold cell and deported 2 days later. On getting home he called my sister who took him to the pastor of their church. The man said as soon as he obtained the visa, he was showing it to everyone instead of hiding it and be praying for success of his trip. He said there was one woman who saw it with her evil eyes and cancelled it spiritually. He said he was going with an empty passport unknowingly. He said the woman was saying so, you want to go and make it abi? He said the man would pray hard but he wouid have his visa restored as God had said. But he will pray very hard cos of his image that had been dented. He also told him that when the time was ripe he'd see signs. Truly it happened. When he reappeared for another interview a few years later at us embassy in lagos, the visa officer said he had seen all that happened on the system but he wouldn't give him visa but would apply for a waiver of ineligibility which he's seeing on his profile and the application could either be granted or rejected by one and only attorney General of the United States, that he should be checking his mail frequently. One day they mailed him that his waiver had been granted and he should send his passport to us embassy for his visa via a designated DHL office. No interview conducted, no additional fees charged. That's how God restored him. He's one of the popular figures in Nigeria today...a successful businessman.

At times, God would just reveal to me some things about my neighbour which would eventually happen. In fact, I can't remember one-tenth of my encounter with God. This is just a few. Cheers.

Kudos

One thing with Nigerian atheist even if u like give them trailer load of evidence you are wasting your time

AntiChristian:
Impacted Nigeria positively?

List the impacts and how it affected Orlu LG not to talk of Nigeria.

And the man is source of hatred not me.

many Muslims like you attend his university

2. He treats accidents victims free even Muslims in his hospital

3. Thousands have been healed in his church,

4. He employs thousands of people and pays them promptly.

5. If he visit your state your entire traditional rulers will sew emergency new attire to welcome him.

With all due respect list just one from your great grand father 4th generation

virginprincess:
Yes baby girl, flaunt what God has given you , nairaland redpillers can die of hatred and bitterness no one cares .

Sorry but you are a little foolish

So to be naked online is flaunting what God gave her, why then did she put d clothes on, she should kukuma remove all.

Weyrey

Morenikeji090:
And some folks gonna tell Yoruba rubbish lolz some folks don't know that we Yoruba are so powerful in this country... Nigeria flag was made by Yoruba even NYSC still Yoruba too...

Is it Yoruba Muslim?

EMILO2STAY:
don't be silly. read your own write up and notice that you emphasized more on sex. you started by talking about sex and ended with sex. as a matter of fact one can see that your only reason for marriage and why you can't wait is because you want sex.

Brother

You have won this contest

Now go celebrate

EMILO2STAY:
so your main reason for marriage is sex, if that is the case , oga you don't know what marriage is about and your still reasoning like a kid.

When a madman is told to catch the music he goes instead to catch the musical instruments.

Read my writeup again

But now slowly..

1 Timothy 4:1,3 KJV
Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; [3] FORBIDDING TO MARRY[color=#006600][/color], and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.

Nazgul:
Marriage became useless to men because we abandoned our culture and tradition and embraced that of the Western world.

When you start sleeping with girls from the age of 16 and have a body count of close to 50 girls by the time you're 30, what usefulness do you expect to get from marriage? Truth is even you the man wouldn't value the marriage and would immediately resume your sexcapade after your honeymoon

The only way to restore decorum in African marriages is to embrace back our culture.

Pre marital sex must be seen as an abomination, those who practice it would be banished from their community.

Virginity test should be one of the requirements a girl must possess before marriage can take place, this will reduce promiscuity in girls.

A law should be passed that ràpists would earn in instant death sentence upon conviction. This would reduce promiscuity in guys cos no one would be willing to risk his life for a few minutes of pleasure.

Also there should be laws governing marriages that would make unfaithful partners risk jail term.

Once this measures can be put in place, I strongly believe that marriages would become as rosy as it was meant to be. And wouldn't be useless to both men and women.

Your words are wise, when kids start having sex by the time marriage ought to be expected and enjoyed you hear these kinds of stuff.

I'm 31 I can't wait to be married, its like everything to me WHY?

I left off premarital sex and focused on building myself and now that I'm ready godly dating and marriage is exciting me.

Harvard


Igbo language

PerfectStranger:
The thought of eating same egusi till infinity makes is boring

Do you breath same air everyday?

So na Olodos dey this forum, this one everyone dey vex for intelligent people, so no intelligent person here?

Who mentioned Tonto Dikeh here...

A beg ooo

You guys no get problem o

Of all the problems in Nigeria this nonsense making FP


Chai

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Kiss Daniel is not a real niggar

Real niggarrrrs don't quit puffin the smoke

Hell is full of real nigarrs who don't quit

Smoking
Fornicating
Keyboarding
And other vices... When there's opportunity to embrace Jesus

MadamVanessa:



YUL still love and respect his first wife , just that the first wife is just being jealous and bitter because someone else is coming to share that glorious dick with her. I don't blame her, by default that's how we women are . It's not easy seeing your husband you've to yourself alone now being shared .

But for this matter people were funny me pass, be people were their mama na second wife, third wife , fourth wife , still get mind choke mouth for this matter.. imagine? People get mind o. Even my friend that I know her mum is a second wife and it was because of her mum that the first wife painfully leave the marriage after giving birth to six children , get mind yap Yul yesterday, I laugh.


Another close friend of mine who we have been having series of threeesome with married men rushed to Yul page on Facebook to dropped her insults..I shocked


I will be so foolish and stupid to join the bandwagon of emotional women to dragged Yul. Who knows I might fall in love tomorrow with a married man, but God forbid! But who knows? Yul second wife never envisaged or believed that she will end up as a second wife today..If care is not taken she was one of those that swear that she can never be a second wife or look at a married man twice, but today what happen?

I've always known you to be irresponsible and foolish girl(or even boy).

Little did I know it has reached this level