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They will remove it before 3am today
Borrowing Hausa cap from their colleagues who came with extra

All I'm saying is that doctors who are experts in emergency resuscitation should be handy oo at the venue.

E get why

naijaguy1234:
I love this man die. He’s the only one I believe will represent my best interest and meant well for me and my family. If you disagree don’t insult me, just promote your candidate.

I like your civility, same way I'm civil by saying he can be president of your family tribe and village

All the five groups are binder by the cord whose name is...


ISLAM

sammycipher:
I won't lie the subject post was catchy, I thought it was a real problem.... Little did I know it was a case of an underaged boy with 2 confused creatures
It is as if u are the one who is more confused sef

Underaged boi with two confused creatures

My belle ooooo

Someone should plz tag
Boredberry
MadamVanessa

Kizyte:
some fact about Peter Obi.
1. The only governor that refused to use bullet prove cars as a governor.
2. He refused to collect pension after ruling as a governor till date.
3. He refused official car and allowances as SEC chairman.
4. He was impeached as a governor for being stingy .
5. He paid all gratuity, pension, salaries all his tenure and cleared backlog.
6. He paid #50,000 to 70years and above monthly in Anambra.
8. He gave #1m to every first class graduate in his state.
9. He travels round without police till today.
10. When he was about to hand over he called ICPC and EFCC to audit his account.

He is a human, and no human is without stain but honestly I never see a politician like him.
Please get your pvc. He is the hope of the youth presently .

I stand for Obi

I am Obi-dient

Copied

That no 9 he should reconsider it oo especially now

Rashkeed101:
Must you bring religion into everything?

I have had free sex that are 100 percent free and nothing happened.

That you thought the sex you had were free didnt make them free

The payment is coming...

kimco:
Let me ask two questions.

1. If I have no money to get mrried till Im 40, should I stay a virgin till I indeed get money to marry?

2. If God wanted us to not have sex till marriage, why activate our sexual libido and abilities before marriage? Wouldnt it have been smart to activate it upon marriage instead?

This repression might be a big issue towards the way we reason and we must take it serious.

Many men with higher libidos than yours have stayed through out their lives without sex willingly.

God gives grace to wait till marriage ask for his grace

God expects his children to exercise restrain

Kelvin3476:
AT JUST 19 U DN LEARN MASTURBATION LIKE HANDWORK.

My dear problem dey o

Gatekeepers:
With the way Your Virgina is scratching you for conversing with this guy, for just few hours of the day. Maybe next thing now na pregnancy, then your eye go clear.

Just 19 years old, your mate is thinking of how to proffer solutions to issues of the world. Yours is to nurse a sleepless night for a certain 'Mummy's boy.

What bleeds my heart is useless adults here cheering this teen on, a girl that should be focused on her studies purpose and God. Kai

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 KJV
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, [10] Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

MadamVanessa:



You already felt something for him girl. Make sure you ride that dick soon.


That was how I ride my Landlord brother that year. Dude was so cute and very good in bed, he was the one that opened my eyes to the pleasure of tongue fucking, because anytime he grabbed me, na endless head he go give me before sex. That guy blow me off I swear.

Farming tool you don come again

definitelyME:
One idiot doctor abi Na pharmacist here on nairaland was asking for which computer skill do doctors and pharmacist's need
A course that most of you use to look down on and the people who study them as people who won't amount to anything in life. A course that you all would say is a course for rejects and people with poor academic skills. A course that my dad refused me to study in school because of your pharmacy (now I'm a dropout because I couldn't continue the stupid pharmacy at 300l and the man has been insulting me ever since and reminding me how my mates are graduating next year and how everything is my fault )..is the same course that you want to acquire a skill in.. Thunder fire all of you idiots. Go and do your doctor or pharmacist work and leave computer skill alone, you don't need any of them. Mind your business, bunch of idiots... Don't worry, shebi it's this doctor and pharmacy work you all and your mumu parents are praising and worshiping? Don't worry, computer scientists that you and your mumu parents look down on as rejects have started building robots and artificial intelligence that would replace all of you in the near future and render you all jobless.... Rubbish. No be only computer skill for doctors and pharmacist. Rubbish... Oga face your doctor and pharmacy abeg... And I'm talking to all of you doctors and pharmacist alike. Idiots


Rubbish

U desperately need a therapist, the bitterness in your soul is raw

heydays:
Ghen Ghen....

Morally Buhari should not renege on the bond and deal he personally had with Tinubu but on another thought Nigeria is not a personal business construct.

I don't know how Buhari intend to go about this but he should not do what will leave the country on a precipice.

So in your moral view democracy is a president having agreement with an individual to hand over power to him.

What happens to power belonging to the people.

Why waste our time with PVC and inec

'Even this one sitting behind me' De fear

I repeat

The most important material at the Primary.

First aid box
Ambulance

E get why

malakaimoscondo:
this is the Intolerance I do point to about Christian's....this is the same way they go about making blasphemy .....if not that am educated in my own bit,,I would have been clashing with my Christian friends.. during Ramadan they always attack saying stuff like ..u guys will eat in the morning Its only lunch that u guys do skip....they can just concentrate on what concern them only and leave others with their believe....why will someone go and burn another's person shrine....for heaven sake..guy u just corroborate my point about intolerant among some Christians...let pass anti blasphemy law,,they will be the one to kick..then I asked,,anty/oga are u planning to blaspheme ,why are u so critical about this proposal......God guide us Sha.

Oga Muslims shouldn't comment here, cos they are worst culprits in this, how did Islam spread?

Have u heard of the only prophet on chariot with a sword b4?

Abeg leave Mata for matais

MadamExcellency:
I did the same in 1994 as a one-man squad during one of my morning cry Gospel outreaches.

Forget this nonsense. She didn't do it under the influence of the Holy Spirit.

I burnt our Kamanu (God of Thunder) Shrine in 1994, and I am still alive. Nothing happened and nothing will happen.

Exactly

Such things are done under the directive of the Holy Spirit

Candidlady:
It is your gender that needs special intervention from being irresponsible and fruitless.
Iam beginning to think the fig tree jesus cursed in the bible was MEN

WERE MEN

NOT

was MEN.

BRIGHTER GRAMMAR B4 NAIRALAND ABEG

Nigerialabalaba:
country must be hard for hateful bigoted omo ibo online troll like u. U neva see shumtin.

Na u be confam ashiere wey dey jinx anytin u touch and every one u support with badluck.

Life must be hard for a bitter pesin from owerri barrenland until dey repent o. shiorr

Are u OK so, even if I don't agree with the Ibo its pure madness to equate them with poverty and suffering, such an industrious people, have u seen them b4 begging, a beg be reasonable, they may not get it politically, but oga ibo can't b poor

MadamVanessa:




Beautiful and adorable.


I hope this hansom man is not a glutton, he looks like one

I will post mine soon here let my nairaland family congratulate me. I know my man is on his way.

I pray o

oz4real83:
24hrs was even too long for FFK to change his opinion. FFK is supposed to have eaten at least 3 times within those 24hrs and anybody that provides the necessary nourishments within those hrs will get positive reviews from him,. Obj once said that FFK's stomach determines his direction and opinion and his latest action exemplifies that.

My belly ooo

So you're 18

No wonder children fill this forum, one will be arguing thinking he's arguing with a mature person not know na 16 year old keyboard warrior.

Nairaland should do something about this...

MrAnele:
Why do I find this funny.. 2 weeks sit at home.. Kukuma call am Quarantine

But jokes apart tho. Why must the black man choose the hard way all the time. Why must the black man always choose war, why must he always choose death, why must he always choose stupidity over common sense.. These guys don't want to be part of Nigeria anymore.. All what they are asking for is simple referendum. Just referendum, nothing else. I just tire.

So any group can wake up and demand anything, are they ohaneze

ZirdoRoray:
Why the marriage no go hang? See the sooner we stop lying to ourselves about the polygamous nature of men and accept reality if it, the better. The wife shouldn't feel bad if he has been performing his duties has a husband. Ladies should allow men express themselves truthfully about what men want so that their marriages can last longer. See 95% of men want a sidekick, this backed by scientific data. Nature, reality and your feelings are not the same. The ladies who exposed such are at fault. See what I'm saying everyday? We are decieving ourselves that men are naturally monogamous but the sex Industry and extramarital affairs keep blooming everyday. The day we stop lying to ourselves, that's is the day we will reach true compromise and accept the way reality and nature works. No matter how much, you cage a man in a monogamous marriage, he will either cheat or become a temperamental. You ladies keep complaining that men are not treating you right but are ready to understand that what really men want is that you be the main lady and have the legacy and all the benefits but allow us to be men and have sidekicks. That way you will always a loving a caring man who will be more affectionate. Men are polygamous, believe me, the reason that marriage was going well was because the man had those sidekicks. If not that woman who have an angry husband at home. I doubt he has ever been abused her.

Plz reread the news
Now slowly

lessonotes:
Good gesture if it's not from the state funds, but if it is the state's funds, this is wrong on another level.

Those staff are already been paid from state coffers, which includes tax taken on kogi residents.

I repeat, if this is from her personal money then fine, else, I don't think is is ideal.

Helping people is good, but not on the collective revenue base of a set of peopl noe without their permission.

Some of you saying personal money

You mean a human being will share his personal money gotten through hard work 1m to different people, even Elon musk no fit.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Why compare Zamfara to Lagos? What's the correlation? As long as you live in Lagos, PH or ABJ, your 500K earning is a joke.

I like the way you sound like a classic lady.

Plz aunty m how much do u earn

Just a hint

UyaiIncomparabl:
This is no argument, so forget it.

As I said before, 500k is an average salary. And what comparison does 50k have to do with 500k? When you are calling monthly stipends? 50k follow?

Na average money, biko.

I wonder how much you're currently earning.

If 50k is nothing what of married men with children collecting 15k from sec schools

UyaiIncomparabl:
Of course, I can. But, I just made him to understand that a 500k earner can't be called rich in present-day Nigeria.

500k can feed and cloth small community weekly in Zamfara state.

Oga 500k whether present tense Nigeria or past tense Biafra na big money

MadamVanessa:



This shows people no longer do.political parties politics, but a person who's in the party who the see as the best. Very good development and commendable.


It's only Peter Obi that can have this unconditional love free of charge without paying or give a dime. The likes of brown teeth drug baron must give out millions upon millions before people can look at his face twice. Using money to buy love or support is just like a wife using jazz to make the husband love her. She knows the love is not real and one day the jazz will expire and the love will wax cold.


Every Nigerians need PETER OBI, give us the man we love with all our heart.

Aside your sexual perversion methink we agree on most things

Realist12:
If them tell you day he easy na set up , it saddens me to see educated Nigerians gathering their resources to travel out of the country only to do menial jobs they can't do in Nigeria.

...and get paid what they can't be paid in Nigeria