₦airaland Forum

Animegirl:


Yes, if the man isn't BROKE with protruding stomach, I go marry.

If I see a white old man with ten wives I will marry sef, one ticket to oyibo country

So you don't value yourself

Bluntdude:
Hello guys so I moved into a new apartment late last year which cost 300k - a mini one bedroom flat in Abuja. I knew I had to become more serious about saving or else me and landlord go get problem at the end of the year ....

Just like always, I do my calculations before taking any step and then I start saving. My former place cost 140k (a self contain) I needed more space so I had to move into my current place. Although it's not too big but since na only me, e dey ok.

However before moving in I calculated how much I'd have to save to meet up because I don't like the idea of having to run around like a headless chicken when my rent is due so I always start saving the very day I renew my rent anywhere. It has really helped me.

My calculation was that if I could save 1k per day I'll definitely meet up by God's grace before the year runs out. Some days I put in 10k or 5k or even 1k depending on how much cash I have at hand while the money transferred to my bank account remains untouched except for important spendings. I still have a month plus before my rent expires but I just started having this strong feeling to break the box open and I did tonight. What I got when I counted...... N343,500

I spread the money for people wey wan count. Although there was no space enough to properly spread so some are ontop others in twos and threes. I couldn't capture the whole money well because space no too dey and I'm not a professional photographer

I'll be sealing the box to begin saving from today again if I get cash. It's fun but very stressful and draining. Not for people without self control. Lol

Lots of people don't know the power of consistently saving in bits for a long period of time. If you're in that category, I hope this helps.

Guy where u De live for abj

Address plz

MadamVanessa:



My sugar daddy then get jealous because I dumped his fucken ass and dilapidated body to a more young and rich dude, and he tries to embarrassed me by collecting the car he got me, the next two days after collecting the 2010 model Toyota Corolla, I got myself 2018 model Lexus 350. He ended up so embarrassed and so pained.

MadamLinusVenessa

kennyade3h:
Is muslim fast still on ?

Don't be surprised that these two are seriously on the fast even as they are holding that head, they will break d fast by even, after ifhar prayers.

Muslims... Fear them

Kajaard:
Where we the ones that advised you to use your house rent money to gamble? Betting is nothing but gambling. You have a son and an unpaid house rent and you still had the effontery to gamble away your savings.

What exactly do you want us to do for you now? You are even threatening to take your life, how childish. Man up and carry your cross.

Exactly what I wanted asking him, does he expect us to contribute for him, this guy deserves 2 by 2

If Christians retaliate and compare the raping of poor Aisha by Muhammed to anything now, the peaceful people would have been up in arms but we are not them.

MALIGNANTGuest:
The BIGGEST INDUSTRY in Nigeria.
Never employs but charges members to offer themselves until it materialises, however reaps from many! Very stress free.
No cognitive input required.
No Business design. Easiest business to set up.
No Tax returns, no operational permits.
Never subjected to reviews or appraisals
Just constant communication & Lording over people are required to keep them in fear.
Ask pertinent questions & be threatened/ promised with Hell, Anguish, & Armageddon.

Tomorrow, the Pastor owner turns around claiming the people never made him Rich. That he was wealthier b4 he was called up.
Finally ,Keeps Nowadays YOUTH in perpetual incommunicado with pulseless brain activities.

In summary, I rather set up a CHURCH in Nigeria, employ a vibrant pastor, place him on payroll and housing allowance than set up a Factory.
D People have clearly stated their interest.

With all these your ideals why not open a church ASAP

Any girl opening her body to someone who hasn't paid bride price is bringing herself low, and loses respect. Fact

Islam

Why I don't take all their preaching serious

Hawkish religion

friendlyadvice:
see Jesus ppl, this na why I no dey go church

Take a deep breath

Calmly

Take again


Now reread
But now

Slowly

Straight to pot mbok

From toilet bowl to plastic bowl

We moveeeeeee

MadamVanessa:



Poor helpless cobra being killed for nothing. something I would've nurture and train and keep it as pet. Cobra performed wonders in bed during sex.

I already know we have geeks and oddities here, but you are taking this stupidity to another levels, I've watched you always talking about having sex with a snake, aint you ashamed of your old age, a single mother for that matter, is that what you will teach your dota?

Katcall:
how do you Bleep?

Am not a dog


Sex isn't a necessity

4words:
See how empty the whole place is. Senate and just a handful came.

Even the camera man tried to get perfect angle to make it look like the whole place is filled up. Funny bunch.

Go compare Tinubu's meeting pictures with the senate to this charade.

He even had to force a picture with 4 southwest senator. Just 4 ... see this joker.

Anyways all I know is let the man that has sown reap and let the man that hasn't sown get ripped. The judas shall hang

Fake pastor.

#PastorTheJudas

Are you Yoruba Muslim

Peace081:
The most important thing is that she is getting married n pregnant at the same time..
He (God) makes all things beautiful in his own time

God made her become pregnant b4 marriage or what... I don't understand

Daniel7543:
Quite unfortunate that many people are battling with brothel addiction. I was once like you op. I never had a girlfriend back then, I was always visiting a brothel.

But since when I met my girlfriend, everything changed. She was like a divine therapist assigned to me by God. It wasn't easy but I fought my way out of my addiction.

Fighting such an addiction is not a day job, you need someone to guide you through. Do you have a girlfriend? If No, then look for a decent girl who truly loves you.

She will do all her best to get you out of the addiction. You can't do it alone, you need someone to guide you.

I'm over 30 I don't have a gf I don't masturbate, you guys should stop making premarital sex look compulsory.

Carcholce:
Stop bringing Jesus into it. We Christians makes everything about Jesus. You see people blindly fast and pray and think Jesus will take it from there. The OP is a man like Jesus, tell him he can do it even if he’s a Christian or not.

We will call Jesus a million times, Jesus is the WAY OUT OF ANY ADDICTION AND SIN, I was also an addict for yrs the moment Jesus came into my life the power of masturbation was broken, so why shouldn't he refer him to Jesus.


OP your solution isn't in fasting and praying it is in Jesus, the moment he comes into your life that yoke is broken

Nigerialabalaba:
Mr Poor & Proud, I sabi employees like u, lazy bones wey go blame everyone except hinself like say hin perfect. abeg if u no want any superior to hold u to account, go start ur own company and do anyhow. shikena. Shiorr

For this economy the excuse 4 losing your job is insult? Hmm

I know d kind of indirect humiliation I get on my job as a graduate, but oga when u see responsibility, u put that pride 4 pocket. God help OP

Iyaebe:
I can’t marry a pastor, they are no fun

So righteous89 is already a pastor, because he shares his faith

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Grab my weed to learn....


Who knows a real niggar might decide to quit keyboarding in the future and get a nice paying job

Does yahoo plus give you up to 500 000 a month.

saphiere:
. Who does the penetration?

Kai plz let's use our common senses so if a woman drugs a man and there is sex involved or uses a gun and coerces a man. It won't be called rape because it was the man that (unwittingly) penetrated


Kai sense highly needed o

Iyaebe:
Men no do me anything for past Oga, I don't keep boyfriends , I'll keep only fiancée at the right time but that does not stop me from saying the truth all the time

I'm in sync with your values but your take on this issue is incorrect, erection is involuntary

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram I 4 like put small disco LITE 4 dis MATTERZ but I no get ENERGY DRINK to CAPRISUN 4 dis MATTERZ now..


because the ASHAWOO BANI wey I NACK dis morning really do me justice!


She nearly CHOP off my PREEK wit her TOTTO..


She use her too legs take tie me!


but the NACKING SWEET Shar!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

U ain't funny one bit stop making yourself a clown trying to imitate others, show yourself a little dignity

[quote author=TruthTella post=111671640]I need the herbalist number[/quote8]

Na email dem they use contact am

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

As a real niggar

I will support igbo presidency anyday anytime twice on election day

So you can be this reasonable


Kai

Foolish boi

U want to add murder to fornication

At 21?
Kai

For your info she's birthing twins


Papa ejima

LeoDeKing:
I still don't understand why the no work no pay policy is optional. I think it should be automatic, regardless of whether the strike is justified or not.

Why will sectors of the economy be left at the whims and caprices of some people?

I think the regulation should be such that if there is a strike, all parties involved must lose something, and that is why efforts will be made to avert it making it the last option.

A situation where workers are free to just go on strike and all their salaries paid at the end of the day is a very wrong practice because they have nothing to lose.

Infact, they even enjoy more benefits because they don't go to work and might have used the opportunity for some side hustle.

Eggzactli mia tot

My case was worst than your, I masturbated until my laps and groin area came down with sore pain.

I tried everything nothing worked

I tried Jesus, Jesus came into my life


From 2008 to 2022 thats 14 solid years I'm 100% free from masturbation, I don't have a gf nor a wife.

I live by the word of God

It may look stupid but try it


Tithe

Knows12:
I need work pls.. hunger want kill me here. and if u no get work, pls bless me with anything, I will appreciate it.. I'm a beggar, yes I know, just forgive me..

One bag of pure water is 200 naira

Carry it on your head

After one hour you have your cool 400 naira

Continue like that for a day, you have your dinner money

Househelp:
Please my fellow nairaland. dell London used laptop for sale in Abuja, please quote me if interested. Pictures loading shortly

Interested

Where u De 4 abj