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MALIGNANTGuest:
The BIGGEST INDUSTRY in Nigeria.
Never employs but charges members to offer themselves until it materialises, however reaps from many! Very stress free.
No cognitive input required.
No Business design. Easiest business to set up.
No Tax returns, no operational permits.
Never subjected to reviews or appraisals
Just constant communication & Lording over people are required to keep them in fear.
Ask pertinent questions & be threatened/ promised with Hell, Anguish, & Armageddon.

Tomorrow, the Pastor owner turns around claiming the people never made him Rich. That he was wealthier b4 he was called up.
Finally ,Keeps Nowadays YOUTH in perpetual incommunicado with pulseless brain activities.

In summary, I rather set up a CHURCH in Nigeria, employ a vibrant pastor, place him on payroll and housing allowance than set up a Factory.
D People have clearly stated their interest.

With all these your ideals why not open a church ASAP

Any girl opening her body to someone who hasn't paid bride price is bringing herself low, and loses respect. Fact

Islam

Why I don't take all their preaching serious

Hawkish religion

friendlyadvice:
see Jesus ppl, this na why I no dey go church

Take a deep breath

Calmly

Take again


Now reread
But now

Slowly

Straight to pot mbok

From toilet bowl to plastic bowl

We moveeeeeee

MadamVanessa:



Poor helpless cobra being killed for nothing. something I would've nurture and train and keep it as pet. Cobra performed wonders in bed during sex.

I already know we have geeks and oddities here, but you are taking this stupidity to another levels, I've watched you always talking about having sex with a snake, aint you ashamed of your old age, a single mother for that matter, is that what you will teach your dota?

Katcall:
how do you Bleep?

Am not a dog


Sex isn't a necessity

4words:
See how empty the whole place is. Senate and just a handful came.

Even the camera man tried to get perfect angle to make it look like the whole place is filled up. Funny bunch.

Go compare Tinubu's meeting pictures with the senate to this charade.

He even had to force a picture with 4 southwest senator. Just 4 ... see this joker.

Anyways all I know is let the man that has sown reap and let the man that hasn't sown get ripped. The judas shall hang

Fake pastor.

#PastorTheJudas

Are you Yoruba Muslim

Peace081:
The most important thing is that she is getting married n pregnant at the same time..
He (God) makes all things beautiful in his own time

God made her become pregnant b4 marriage or what... I don't understand

Daniel7543:
Quite unfortunate that many people are battling with brothel addiction. I was once like you op. I never had a girlfriend back then, I was always visiting a brothel.

But since when I met my girlfriend, everything changed. She was like a divine therapist assigned to me by God. It wasn't easy but I fought my way out of my addiction.

Fighting such an addiction is not a day job, you need someone to guide you through. Do you have a girlfriend? If No, then look for a decent girl who truly loves you.

She will do all her best to get you out of the addiction. You can't do it alone, you need someone to guide you.

I'm over 30 I don't have a gf I don't masturbate, you guys should stop making premarital sex look compulsory.

Carcholce:
Stop bringing Jesus into it. We Christians makes everything about Jesus. You see people blindly fast and pray and think Jesus will take it from there. The OP is a man like Jesus, tell him he can do it even if he’s a Christian or not.

We will call Jesus a million times, Jesus is the WAY OUT OF ANY ADDICTION AND SIN, I was also an addict for yrs the moment Jesus came into my life the power of masturbation was broken, so why shouldn't he refer him to Jesus.


OP your solution isn't in fasting and praying it is in Jesus, the moment he comes into your life that yoke is broken

Nigerialabalaba:
Mr Poor & Proud, I sabi employees like u, lazy bones wey go blame everyone except hinself like say hin perfect. abeg if u no want any superior to hold u to account, go start ur own company and do anyhow. shikena. Shiorr

For this economy the excuse 4 losing your job is insult? Hmm

I know d kind of indirect humiliation I get on my job as a graduate, but oga when u see responsibility, u put that pride 4 pocket. God help OP

Iyaebe:
I can’t marry a pastor, they are no fun

So righteous89 is already a pastor, because he shares his faith

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Grab my weed to learn....


Who knows a real niggar might decide to quit keyboarding in the future and get a nice paying job

Does yahoo plus give you up to 500 000 a month.

saphiere:
. Who does the penetration?

Kai plz let's use our common senses so if a woman drugs a man and there is sex involved or uses a gun and coerces a man. It won't be called rape because it was the man that (unwittingly) penetrated


Kai sense highly needed o

Iyaebe:
Men no do me anything for past Oga, I don't keep boyfriends , I'll keep only fiancée at the right time but that does not stop me from saying the truth all the time

I'm in sync with your values but your take on this issue is incorrect, erection is involuntary

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram I 4 like put small disco LITE 4 dis MATTERZ but I no get ENERGY DRINK to CAPRISUN 4 dis MATTERZ now..


because the ASHAWOO BANI wey I NACK dis morning really do me justice!


She nearly CHOP off my PREEK wit her TOTTO..


She use her too legs take tie me!


but the NACKING SWEET Shar!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

U ain't funny one bit stop making yourself a clown trying to imitate others, show yourself a little dignity

[quote author=TruthTella post=111671640]I need the herbalist number[/quote8]

Na email dem they use contact am

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

As a real niggar

I will support igbo presidency anyday anytime twice on election day

So you can be this reasonable


Kai

Foolish boi

U want to add murder to fornication

At 21?
Kai

For your info she's birthing twins


Papa ejima

LeoDeKing:
I still don't understand why the no work no pay policy is optional. I think it should be automatic, regardless of whether the strike is justified or not.

Why will sectors of the economy be left at the whims and caprices of some people?

I think the regulation should be such that if there is a strike, all parties involved must lose something, and that is why efforts will be made to avert it making it the last option.

A situation where workers are free to just go on strike and all their salaries paid at the end of the day is a very wrong practice because they have nothing to lose.

Infact, they even enjoy more benefits because they don't go to work and might have used the opportunity for some side hustle.

Eggzactli mia tot

My case was worst than your, I masturbated until my laps and groin area came down with sore pain.

I tried everything nothing worked

I tried Jesus, Jesus came into my life


From 2008 to 2022 thats 14 solid years I'm 100% free from masturbation, I don't have a gf nor a wife.

I live by the word of God

It may look stupid but try it


Tithe

Knows12:
I need work pls.. hunger want kill me here. and if u no get work, pls bless me with anything, I will appreciate it.. I'm a beggar, yes I know, just forgive me..

One bag of pure water is 200 naira

Carry it on your head

After one hour you have your cool 400 naira

Continue like that for a day, you have your dinner money

Househelp:
Please my fellow nairaland. dell London used laptop for sale in Abuja, please quote me if interested. Pictures loading shortly

Interested

Where u De 4 abj

Ephesians 5:28,31,33 KJV
So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself. [31] For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh. [33] Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife see that she reverence her husband.

MadamVanessa:




Is there anyone both male and female that doesn't have a reckless past? personally, if I love , I love, I don't believe in the philosophy of digging one's past before settling down with the person; because to be very candid, there's nobody past that's palatable.

Na sex she had no be say she kill person, or no be say she give you disease. Na knack she knack, u been de knack too before u even meet am. The abortion she committed, even house wives of today , commit abortion too. So It's an old story.

Meeting you , means starting afresh with a new chapter. people with trust issue have the time of going back to dig at one's past and if look closely their past too may even be more messy.




Look for more justifiable reason to jappa after knacking the poor girl, don't come up with this childish and RECKLESS excuse.

Hanty sorry NOT everyone has a 'past' I'm not saying we shouldn't give people chance to change bit saying everyone has an ugly past its a big NO for me. Dont use yourself as a standard (I know sin likes company).


Some of us have never committed fornication b4 talk more of abortion and we are over 30.


Thanks

DoctorOlasDesk:
to avoid being on the front page of Nairaland.

Maybe as jet li

musicwriter:
You certainly don't know the type of person I am cause if you do, the last thing you'll discuss with me is your yeye degree. Just by your writing I can tell you have little so called education, though you may have large degree.

Everybody that follows me knows that I am an auto-didact which I've stated so many times here on Nairaland and in my writings, and your childish nuances already tells me you've read my book. And I am writing more. Get ready!

Your professors have quoted me all over the place without even realizing my background. But some of them do.

Shut me down with that your enlightening education. You have your doctorate degree. Right? Disprove the following:-

Nobody in history said I was there when Jesus turned water to wine.

Nobody in history said Jesus healed me or some I know.

Nobody in history said I was there when Jesus fed 5,000 people with fishes and bread.

Nobody in history said I lived in the same village, town, city, country with Jesus.

Nobody in history said I was there when Jesus resurrected to heaven.

Nobody in history said I was there when Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead.

In fact, nobody in history said I knew Jesus.

Nobody witnessed anything about Jesus because it's not a real event. Jesus is mythology.

I'm sorry

You've won

Congrats

musicwriter:
Stop the noise and instead present the historical proof for existence of your Jesus.

After ur waec exam

musicwriter:
The birth of your mythical Jesus was actually formerly based on the birth day of Diocletian who was Roman Emperor from CE 284 to 305 CE. So, AD used to be called "Anno Diocletian" which means the year of Diocletian not Jesus. But it was changed later

The current AD timeline, "Anno Domino" meaning the year of our Lord was invented recently by a clergy named Dionysius Exiguus a.k.a Dennis the Small. The first time it was mentioned was in 525 CE. That's one thousand four hundred and ninety seven years ago.

The BC timeline was invented recently by a clergy named Bede of Northumbria. The first time it was mentioned was in 731 CE. That's one thousand two hundred and ninety one years ago when Bede wrote a book: Ecclesiastical History of the English People.

Date keeping is more than 5,000 years old, and in ancient Egypt there had been kept with the Stella calender thousands of years before the fraud called Jesus.

Your Jesus is not based on history. It's an invention. It's a complete fraud.

The great philosopher Francis Bacon said ' A little philosophy makes a man an atheist the dept makes him a saint'.

U are a rookie milenial atheist, ive watched many renowned atheist from Harvard and other Western Universities debate, NONE of them have I seen deny the existence of Jesus, they may hate him but one thing that is generally accepted by those atheist was that he lived and died, so I don't have your time, maybe you just finished ur waec and then came upon some blog on the net with opera mini free data, go read ur book biko