₦airaland Forum

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chatinent:
It irks me to realize my weak carpenter grandfather in the village who buys trees and turns them into logs, then to chairs used for public schools will have to be paying taxes...after he pays taxes indirectly by buying the trees, transporting himself, buying machines, buying fuel, paying rents, and feeding.

In another news, after Ndubuisi gets a car for Uber on hire-purchase, after he pays taxes buying fuel, buying tickets, bribing soldiers and policemen on the road, evading accidents, and dodging more portholes than roads...he will still have to pay the extra taxes for bearing the appellation of being a taxi driver. However, those having about fifty cars for entourage alone are called senior citizens.

In saner climes, the rich understand that he pays more taxes because of more assets. In Nigeria, the rich rejoices that the poor augments their assets with their taxes.

Welcome to a country that releases budgets every year but doesn't balance accounts after the financial year.

Welcome to the Fraudral Republic of Nigeria.

is your mum still alive? If yes, please let her be the one to tell him so that the shock will not be devastating

Juliusmomoh:
Oga sonnobax...
I just receive the new yesterday... And guess what, all what they told me is true... They can't tell my father direct. Since am the first born, they had to let me know first... They said i shoul get back to them before sunday.

Tiwa Savage no join the challenge

Thumbs up bro, your manhood shall remain standing

Finally Tinubu boys don cash out for SA

Ah even alfa Sule that was begging her for HEAD join dey beat her some people only know how to treat women like property sha.
Afghans on da beat.

Emu kpakè wàa

fourboys:
I watched the video earlier today, danm they nearly killed those guys.... Islam na cancer to humanity, if they are not killing dey are bombing, now dey don include serious flogging

OP you mentioned video but na only writeup I see, abi na audio video??

I had to feed on raw cassava and water for 5days.

I nearly slapped one in Uyo back in 2015 when they made me took excuse from my place of work thinking it was an interview for the post of QA manager I applied through an advert I saw at the post office notice board. The fool was busy showing a cheque his boss earned

FalseProphet1:
GNLD marketing jobs where you see someone who poverty has dealt seriously with his destiny telling you how he's going to make you a millionaire in dollars overnight, I see Nigerian youths rising up against that company, I see their briefing outlets across Nigeria being set ablaze.

This I have seen.

;Dwith 250k you can have 2 hot rounds from them if you follow who know road

Iamicekid:
Omo make I sha get this money sha, all this celebrities go know how far

Wasted youths counting scores with himan lives instead of academic and carrier achievements.
Anyway inbox me for the full videos

FTC no dey easy àgain ooo

dying without making Jesus Christ your saviour

Mangekyo:
This guy just steal my FTC

Meanwhile, those dismissed final year senior cadets would find themselves in deep depression. After 4 years of enduring Brutality, then you got dismissed. I doubt if there's anything that could be as painful as that.

Aboki no dey tax him brodas ooo

Amotolongbo:
How come the IGR generated by the same Kano State seems so small?

what of Sudan or Zanzibar?

Antoeni:
HOW TO LEAVE NIGERIA WITH N3,000

OPTION ONE

Step 1
Dangote trailer �from kano to Lagos is 2k

Step 2
From Lagos to seme border is 500

Step 3
From seme border to cotonou town is 500

OPTION TWO
But if you want to go to Europe�****_

Step 1
Kano to Jigawa is 500

Step 2
Jigawa to Maradi by donkey � is 500

Step 3
Maradi to Sahara by camel is N500

Step 4
From Sahara to Mediterranean sea is just N1000

Step 5
From Mediterranean sea to Spain by canoe is N200 via flying boat is N1000.

So the choice is yours
We move

Republique du Niger is the capital of Arewa Nation, so don't exprct aboki to mount border or checkpoints there.

Baawaa:
What happen to nothern borders,Aboki and wayo

Price control policy
Foreign reserve
Inflation
GDP
Balance of trade( export/import)
Security
Government policy

With the way them arranged their sleeping space eh! Omo no space for knacking oooo

i pray that day comes soonest

Fahdiga:
What an embarrassing statement. Still searching for a jet six months after it went missing. As if they don't know where it is. One day Aso rock might go missing and will never be found. Shameless bunch

;Dyes oo for free

Vinnie2000:
You wan view free Towtow, abi?

;Da typical Nigerian with low battery

inspbado:
Redmi 8- smart launcher

Boiled yam and cabin biscuit

Mai gida want fortify himself for the upcoming LGAs election

realstars:
Any Body with that name, Muhammad allways do wonders and act extra ordinary stupid. his village pipo has gone over power him.

The future is indeed female. That's how their gender goes berserk when it comes to collecting aboki gbola

Romanoff:
This is shameful and a waste of adultery.

If you go even chop frog, you no go chop the one wey get egg?

Olo'kada is what will reduce this woman's life to nothing. I guess she has no ambition sha, cause an ambitious woman would have been about her job or her business.

You just nailed it bro, BHT are called bandits when they operate outside tje Northeast

Charmingrascal:
We called them Boko Haram before now but they kept calling them bandits.

Fact is Boko Haram have infiltrated Southern Kaduna for a long time but the Buhari led administration and Hell Rufai have been denying it.
They called them bandits.


I doubt they aren't in Plateau State as well

OP why u come censored wetin Angel no censor?

Please do not provide any medical assistance to him for the rest of his life.
Allow maggots to eat him up

This Uche guy looks sick like our economy

My brother you forgot to mention DSS training school, Airforce base and Army reserve depot that are all around the vicinity. As for the Airport, commercial flights will soon be directed to DANA airfield around Kawo.

Maxymilliano:
The presence of NDA should ordinarily elicit security assurance to the dwellers of that particular area including the airport but that is not the case.

Oga you don play call of duty too much

Explorers:
Rather than the typical Salwar Kameez and AK-47 slung over the shoulder that has become synonymous with farmer-turned-terrorist Taliban fighters.

A member of the Pakistan Defence website told the news outlet that it showed the Taliban are no longer a bunch of farmers, but a professional paramilitary force, with one experts suggesting they were even better equipped that Pakistan's army.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9905305/The-Taliban-special-forces-Heavily-armed-fighters-American-equipment.html

Legend talking from experience

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright....I don't belive this gadmnnn story though

But even if it is true...Then the resemblance is not only because they are siblings

It is as a result of the constant sex....without condom

Bang a woman constantly for more than four years...and you and the woman will start to look alike