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enemyofprogress:
a night with me will do it for you. I no go even enter(unless you want me to)na the cap I go take rub am

With that scary do of yours... Na u dem send come?

boiwithswag:
HIV , am not planing to sleep with her sha, i only approaached her cos of her innocent looking apearance...

If you can't keep yourself in check, just decline her visitation... No be by look o

SycophanticGoat:
How will I be one of them when I never see your punaní before! SmH..

By the way, I don't like sharing my pie..

kontinu!

IamRaizo:
you shouldn't have advices him on that, he's playing a tune already, it would be best if you let him dance to it the way he deemed fit.

Better let me be his guardian angel, if he becomes a carrier now, here will be the next place he'll come to mourn,... The ways peeps bleep around this days ehn... I wonder if the doom of Sodom and Gomorrah won't fall on them... Thank God we're under grace sha

RationalTV:
Lets talk about how God have blessed us this week.
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Me: he escaped me from kidnappers

Do you know the cost of oxygen nowadays?pink of blood nko? Have you been to the ICU.... I've many many reasons to be thanksful...
It's just God... I went to deliver some home services and when one of my clients who happened to be my dad's old colleague saw me, she was like... 'Mayowa... Omo kekere ana?.... O ga o'.... God have always been faithful to me....


"bí ìgbe aye mi to lè kun fun ìpèníjá, o gbé mi lekè,
Awon ta Jo bí wa ní'gbàkan náà to Ku.... È mi n be láày3è...

I love twins

boiwithswag:
This new innocent-looking girl I just met told me she's coming to spend the nite in my house- no be me invite am oo..Weting she really mean self? Am confused.. Matured explanations needed ....

Hope you've read about the guy from the other thread whose friend got HIV from a girl...think twice Buddy

Try it on google... Maybe your 6yards wife material is around the corner.... Watch

SycophanticGoat:
Lame and overused inarticulateness...

That's what you get when you ask lame questions... Why asking me the number of boyfriends I control ... Sheybi you're one of them

SycophanticGoat:
How many guys do you have?

Ask google... It has answers to all questions

ThatFairGuy:
Achievement I don die

...what's funny? hBD tho

Jcob:
It's opposite the Falomo bridge....Ikoyi.

After spending 10 years on Nairaland this my first to Comment. Dedicated to all the females on Nairaland.we love you.

Congrats on your achievement... We love you more

May God bless your Union

Officialkenshin:
Thank God. I now have only one gf o. I nor they wahala.

What if your girl has another guy

MrFly:
I once loved a girl who was on IT in a firm i was a manager, we both went along until her ex came back in full swing to whisk her away from me. I pleaded her not to leave me but she did, I went ma way, later found a girl who i felled for, I went for her marriage introduction on 1st october this year. She's currently pregnant for me but ma ex on getting the news of my introduction has been on my neck, she calls and text at night and has vowed to destroy ma marriage claiming i dumped her which is not true. Two days ago she called and embarassed my wife calling her "a husband snatcher" and treatening thunder & brimstone. I have calmed down my wife but am still confused who gave her my wife's number. Am i being betrayed? What should i do?

Just ruin her!

PrettyCrystal:
There was a mild drama in Koluama 2 in Southern Ijaw Local Government Area Of Bayelsa state as five Secondary school students wrote a commitment letter to their their sponsor, Dr Nimibofa Ayawei, promising to be of good behavior . In the letter, the students pledged not to indulge in anti social vices such as drugs, prostitution and cultism. They went a step further to vow that they won't get pregnant till they graduate and properly get married.

The letter was delivered to Dr Nimibofa Ayawei by the students who went on a visit to his country home.

In his response, he thanked the little girls for their courage and commitment and also pledged to take care of all their academic expenses to their university level and advised them to take their studies seriously.

He also promised to send them laptops to expose them to be computer literate before they write their WAEC/JAMB in few years time.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/10/secondary-school-students-promise-not-to-get-pregnant-till-they-become-graduates.html

One is pregnant already....
Laptop will be the Genesis of their problems

WebSurfer:
Yes.... i am done...


Ever got approached by white/European ladies on Facebook?

Sending you requests to messaging you with the efforts they put into talking to you without you attempting or reciprocating.... and then you ask yourself why our own dont value us that way.

Why ?

Nigerian ladies are so full of pride and misplaced priorities even while we do almost everything for them

Very annoying one can hardly find a Nigerian lady whom can really be supportive and appreciative or at least be independent or hard-working without wanting to put all her troubles on a man

we give up on you too

Is she fromEdo?

Don't fall for their cheap pranks.... If it had been successful nko? His charm worked on her plus her family

Choi

solochris:
In anambra it was a mere rumour by illiterate ipobs, Ok. I'm Rivers, same thing, we agree. In ogun, same ibob? U people will still do another one and come up with yet another disclaimer notice.

Even in Ekiti.... Conan see those students yesterday

brandonobi:
ostriches are land animals, they don't fly.

Okay... Thanks

see his bleached ponran... That's how they will take ponkiriyon and start disturbing your video call upandan.... But Op no get joy... Na ur friend suppose upload am.... Y u con put another person matter for head con dey drag your own for floor...I pity you o... All this fake pastors no fit gather wara but then fit throway am for floor.... Warn yourself

sureteeboy:
How come the ostrich is not on this list? The bird runs on ground at an average speed of 45mph (72kmph) and can attain a top speed of 96.6kmph

Land animal... Not birds.... Maybe op will talk'bou birds

LadyGoddiva:
Chop chop toto and remain blessed. Pussy eating releases divine blessings.
But keep eating every pussy that comes your way until you catch throat cancer.

....and until he eats the one with 'active' red oil....

lefulefu:
if na husband material u dey look for here i can summon dem
DeadRat
hungrynigerian
iamairforce1
thepussyhunter
ashewoboy
moaby
oya make una show
let this op choose a husband amongst u

...and IamJ

jordyspices:
cool very educative see bingo dey the list too chai my ak city friends which type of dog meat is the sweetest

lol

Kindly send me a mail @firstdota27@ymail... It's urgent

andersyn:
Hello Nairalanders

With a joyful heart, I write to you today. I am a young architect from Edo state who graduated 2015 but still awaiting service in the NYSC. I have made some money working as an architect even while in School. I graduated September 11 2015 but still no service as at July 2017. I became very confused on what to to. I love business but I didn't want to venture into it and then only to be called to service.

I was confused on what to do. I visit nairaland everyday and it just happened that some motivational topics about business kept on hitting the front page that period, saying that it is never too early to start up. I became inspired after reading this particular article https://www.nairaland.com/3860484/5-habits-kill-entrepreneurial-dream it really inspired me.

So I started my search online on sneakers, pams and sandals. I wanted to go into footwear sales as this kind of shop will be unique in a town with so many boutique stores but no footwear shop. I started downloading images of different sneakers and identifying myself with them. After enough research online. I decided to get more educated about business so I traveled to see a friend from edo who now lives in kaduna. My motive of visiting was to see how business was over there and to learn everything I could. To cut the story short, I had my mind completely made up when one day I saw a man selling mangoes under a tree. He was so happy and I thought to myself, '' if this man can start from selling mangoes, then who I'm i to say I don't have enough to set up a business. I came back home and began my search for a vacant shop. I couldn't get one on the ground floor so I took a spot upstairs. It was a new building so I tiled te floor, painted and made some shoe shelves.

I'd like to show you pictures of the development of my shop and encourage youths that whatever capital you have, it is not too small to start up, remember that some people are doing business with less than you have. Please moderators should help edit this post and also encourage young ones out there, please help out this on front page.

Welcome to Lux Astoria Footwears

congrats dear