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Oritsemaundede:
I need all the encouragement I can get now. That shii was hard mehn!

I almost forgot I applied for the Ernst and Young Grad trainee until yesterday when I received the mail.
Just be calm, what will be will be. All the best to you.

ges2019:
No..But for this yes

Goodluck on that.

Fumns:
Can anyone please answer this question?

Logical and verbal reasoning basically. It was for 20 mins.

Hardeybolarh:
Can it be done with a phone or a laptop is advisable?

I used a laptop with google chrome browser and it was smooth. So, I'd reckon you use same.

cutebobo:
Just did the test. It was difficult but the Grace of Christ says I passed.

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Lol. Same here. I am not even disturbing myself.

Just did the test now... Silly questions I must say. I'm doing this with so much indifference.

What is Ernst Young about ?

I discovered Nairaland the same year I opened my facebook account - 2009. I opened one Nairaland account with my first yahoo mail account then in 2009 and I forgot the password. So I opened this account I'm currently using in 2016.

But, but....but... He is right.

paddyofboss:
Yen yen yen like u d only person that has monopoly for stupidity..Cant u see Ur lots already in Efcc custody (Naira Marley n Zlatan). Those ones are more stupid than u. So stop trying to outshine them in your quest for 'the most useless person on earth'

How stupid can you be?

paddyofboss:
Your diagnosis is as useless as your hopeless self. And yes I won't modify choke on the typo stupid.

This is a thread you created about how you supposedly raped a girl of 17.


https://www.nairaland.com/5069205/feel-disgusted-myself

It's okay to question your sexuality, but then I think you're just an attention seeking troll.

paddyofboss:
The always that useless animal that don't mind his biz.

Read what you wrote again. You will confirm my diagnosis of your hopelessness.

Focusmind:
This is what some Jobless Nairaland user do most of the time. They will go to someone's Facebook or other social media, copy some pictures and comments and bring them to nairaland with a caption, " A Facebook user"

You discuss things with your pal, next, he would go to social media and start with, "one of my friend", and start talking what you never discussed with him just to attract comments and traffic.

I believe that student must have discussed his project ordeals in an informal setting with that his supposedly stupid friend but the friend will couch the story somehow to suit his taste and post online without even informing the friend he was going to post the story online.

Social media is causing a lot of havoc and people need to learn.

Spot on. Was it not how the LAUTECH story trended? A story I had seen like 4 years ago, popping up again by another twitter user telling tales that never happened. Why? Just to garner followers and become useless media 'influenzas'!

Filmewell:
I didn't read the first thread. But immediately I went through this post is so glaring that this is damage control.
All theses stupid lecturers should be jailed.

It doesn't end at accusations, do you have proofs to back up your claims?

Nairalanders are quick to believe any posts, some idióts would have rained curses on the lecturer, as well as the university by just holding to the claims someone put up on Nairaland. Nairaland! Naira-fùcking-land! Like it's a news source.

Another trend is what people now do twitter, they get 'bad' services from companies and instead of following the proper channel (complaining to customer service) they resort to defaming the company's name. Shame!

paddyofboss:
Y are they always commuting suicide in the east

There's always that one hopeless tribalist.

Toyota has assembly parts around USA, does it mean they're not manufacturers?
Name one car 'assembly plant' in the southwest, just one?

Nothing intellectual yet you call it a theory? Do you even know the meaning of Theory?
If you had said hypothesis ehen...

badboymase:
CAN WE JUST VISUALIZE THESE 2 (ALIENS)ON THE SAME TEAM

I was just thinking about this.

Messi and Ronaldo in one team. OMG!

[quote author=fecta post=78196280][/quote]I'm very sorry, I just saw this, it seems my account got hacked

Today na today.

We will beat Liverpool as if they stole the corner flags at Camp Nou

elvisco10:
afta dem go come give am as tithes or seed

Let's be honest, in church market women rarely (never) pay tithe. I personally have observed that only 'monthly salary earners' (mostly) actually do come forward to pay tithe.

Somebody said "she will eat the fruit of her labour..."
Is she a cannibal?
So when she goes into labour and gives birth, she'll eat the baby? Oh no!

Grafixnuel:
Anything Ronaldo do, he copies it and does it better...I respect you Messi #RonaldoFan

That Ronaldo's dog looks hungry.

Dottore:
I tell you most solemnly, you don't know the angst and secret pain an unmarried lady in her 30s passes through let alone the ones being experienced by the ones in their mid 30s and above..

The pain is more when they come across their married mates, the pain is even worsened when they encounter their younger folks who are married with kids

Do u know that even the ones that married in their mid 30s are well aware of how their skin and body are less attractive when compared to ladies in their 20s not to talk of the fact that they are still apprehensive over their ability to conceive.
Compare the laps and arms of any lady in her 30s with the ones in their 20s and you'd understand what I'm talking about.

Forget about the social media smiles and so called feminist propagandists. These ladies are going through emotional hell.

Only gynecologists, priests, spiritualist, pastors and prophets can relate to this.
Argue with your keyboard

I was tempted to call you a misogynistic arse.
Who says marriage brings happiness?

ogbonti:
My brother you said it all
Argentines are naturally thugs, from Mario Kempes, to Daniel Pasarella, Diego Maradona, Baptista, Pompido, Ortega, Diego Simeone, to this midget MESSI

BUT here is another thing no one is talking about

MESSI is the biggest scam in the sporting world. When the history books are written and certain matters are declassified, it may take 50 years from now, we will know the powers in world football who aided Barcelona to pull this scam, just to create the classico rivalry between Madrid and Barca.

SO WHAT IS THE SCAM?

Do you know that Messi was diagnosed with growth deficiency at a very young age of 6, and Barca medical team fed him on human growth hormones until the age of 15? Think about it, that was hyper steroid taking into his body for 9 solid years which altered his natural pace and energy level. So at 16 and 18, he cheated to win the U20 world cup twice because One Messi was equal to 4 players in terms of speed and stamina. No wonder even the energetic Flying Eagles defenders like Adeleye and Taye Taiwo couldn’t keep up with his pace in the finals. That's went on for so many years giving him the Ballon D'Or for 4 or 5 time's before he even clocked 25 ( A record)

Agreed, the hormones did not make him skilful, but at least, without it, he would have been just another averagely good player. Think about the times he out ran everyone to scored so many great goals that were breath taking? Are u guys getting it now?

Lance Amstrong took steroids a few times not up to one month in all his career and won a few tour DE France, and all the yellow jerseys, medals and endorsement and even money were striped off him and made to pay back.... just for a few intake here and there of steroids.

Even Ben Johnson was stripped off an Olympic gold medal for it. Currently the US Athletics federation is considering banning transgender athletes from competing because a man becoming a woman was unfair to compete against naturally born women because of the huge testosterone she has.

And Messi was allowed to get away with this?

I wish the US was much interested in soccer like they do with NBA or NFL, they would have exposed Messi a long time ago. MESSI IS A FRAUD!!!!

So growth hormones is now equal to steroids? You're a bloody conspiracy theorist!

dantajay:
Check your mail and follow the links

Thanks again.

dantajay:
Send me a pm

Already did. You could reply my mail with a link or any useful info on how I can go about it.

dantajay:
Guy don't mind this people apply for scholarship in Russia, Russian government is giving Africans especially Nigerians scholarship. I am processing mine. no agent no fee. Though I have 2.1 but they accept 2.2 also. Don't b discourage.

Should I send you a pm?

harry2sexy:
My advice,when you need real help,use linkedin or reddit,for jokes and other nonsense,nairaland is your best bet

Chai.

Admitwithschola:
No talk am. He can get a FULL scholarship at an OK school in NORTH AMERICA.

One of my research assistants has a profile similar to the OP. 3.4/5.00 BSc, 3.33/4.00 MSc....We sent him to PhD in Canada

We're saying the same thing... Except, you must explain why you had such CGPA and why you think you're a perfect candidate.