Which kain thread b dis?? She had d power 2 secure her properties, lands,houses . . .(big big things) but when its time 2 simply keep her thighs closed,somebody rushed 2 open up a thread here. Infact, d story lie. Next

C4? Hell no!! Infact the companies' acquisition ogas should be arrested asap. Who told them 2 use c4? Whatever happend 2 dynamite!

When he 'came back' he ran straight 2 kano with a pocketfull of 100m naira. Bloody liar! We already know all fanatical bigots . . . More are coming 2 fore

*Runs back in with 3 whistles in mouth. Blows a long shrieking burst, * 'ok kids, game over. U can go home now, moma's worried sick'.

*enters d room and hears all the noise* *runs off 2 get a wistle* 'this game needs 2 end, d kids are getn 2 emotional'

Inked_Nerd:


Because I'm not a huge fan of Christmas or Valentine's Day, that means I'm way to serious? Is it by force that a person must observe that holiday?  
I'm just being candid here. Since I was a kid, I've never really been too thrilled about Christmas. I'm really not sure what else to tell you. That's not to say all holidays are not of interest to me. I just don't hold those these holidays in the same regard as other people. As for what tickles my fancy, it depends--for starters, I really like sports.

Please don't use this one view on holidays as a means of establishing how serious I am or can be. You'd be surprised to know that I like to play pranks on people and at times I have no problem making a fool of myself in public. Rest assure, my biological clock is fine

Will I get a receipt if I place an order? And what your return policy?

did i sound a bit judgemental?? Sowie, nt my intention. BTW, u can create ur holidays and even fun spots. . .happiness is d end game

Inked_Nerd:



lol no I don't have glasses [I used to though], but that is a tale I will tell some other time

well, u r way too serious and trust me, that has a way of fast tracking ur biological clock. Damn! U dont giv a duck's ass abt xmas? Ok what in d world tickles ur fancy then? Bull fighting?

uniqueren:

^^^^ haven't u heard of the new biz village, it affected franco, the bush arund works still dey, for santa villa i no too knw, i no dey for that side again

new biz wetin! What else could b more profitable than 'santa' in franco? Heard d bartho dude's doing some serious reconstruction. Just tell him 2 let franco alone. . .d heart of unn. I still do miss d DEN u kno. . .

Inked_Nerd:


Honestly, I've never really been a fan of things like this. I can barely stand Christmas talk less Valentine's Day. I said it before and I will say it again, I'm not one of those robotic drones that feels that they need to go along with all these Valentine's Day shenanigans. I'm know the advertising and marketing effects such hyped up "holidays" have on how people act and I have no intentions of feeding into it. I will admit, every once in a while I do join friends or a male companion if they choose to partake in the overall observance or celebration of these things but I can do without them. I know some people use it as a day to express their love to someone or engage in some kind of intimate encounter with someone but for me, that is not necessary. If a guy needs to wait for this one day of the year to tell me he loves or cares about me, I really should question the nature of our relationship. As for those who use it as an opportunity to have sëx with others, I personally don't need this one day of the year to do such things. What makes having sëx with a guy on that day any different from any other day? As a whole, the overall concept of proclaiming your love to someone is nice but this "holiday" is highly unnecessarily in my life. Yes, as a whole taking part in these things can be quite fun and entertaining but its just not a self mandatory thing for me. As for you asking me if my post is a reflection of my real self or my online self, I must tell you, that they are one in the same. Perhaps other people on Nairaland enjoy coming here and putting on some cyber bravado but I don't and to be quite honest I find it to be quite odd that people even take their time out to do such things. I am who I am, and what I present to you and everyone else is the person that I truly am. So I hope that is enough to answer your question.

very true 2 ur handle. Please dont tell me u also dorn coca cola bottle 4 eye glasses

uniqueren:

lol able lion!!

E be lyk say bartho don bulldoze dt site, so no more free gist

what!! All those bushes around franco? Bhind transit camp(around water works)? Dont even tell me he also touched bhind santa villa cos dat'l amount 2 sacrilege

SimonAndal:

Man that's disgusting. A community of defecaters.

 yea man, just played our litle part in d ecosystem or how did u think d plants were able survive? Lets nt even talk abt d microbes

U could wake up by 3.am,barge into d next room and boro a copy of a software dat sells 4 5k out thr. Dude,d hostel rocks! U meet guys wt all kinds of xpertise. . .learn whatever u wana learn free(b careful wot u len tho'). Any demerits??. . . .uhmmnn, Ok mayb d toilets bt we got around dat too. Dude,eva had a 'bush method' on a windy night??trust me,i stil crave 4 dat feeling. If u r in 1 of doz tiny schls wtout bushes in d schl u'l hav 2 mek do wt d general toilet. Back in schl(unn) we loved a particular shyting spot 'cos u get 2 jist wt d chics while u shyte(yea, d chics used 2 vsit thr too). Lawwd! E was so fun!!!

He'l even shave d villi around his intestinal walls if they ask, dude sabi fear pass anything! He couldnt talk in abacha's face, na boko mumuram una wan mek im defy. Mek i hear smtn jor

Against same opposition 4rm last year, i will even campaign 4 him

How old??

bashr8:

you are mad for posting those poverty infested states and state withalmost 100 percent illiteracy, i wondr what you call development you shamful animal. imo state is a south east state so rule that out, anyway that leaves 4 states left am waiting for more states even thought th 4 states are not beter i would rather put them on the same level with anambra even with the amount of allocation they get. in as much as we from the south east are not satisfied with the performance of southeast governors abia and anambra remains in the top ten performing states in nigeria.

i will ask you again to provide states performing better than imo, anambra and abia.

nwokeoma, let's not in a bid 2 promote 'our own',condone evil. Abia has been d worst governed since d inception of dis republic. If u'v nt vsited in a while,come and i will take u around. . .d situation of d state will make u wana cry 4 months on end. When asked what he did dat'd warrant his return 2 office,d heartless old man said 'i liberated abians'. He claims he liberated abians 4rm d shackles of o.u.k and 'mama'. Ironically,ds same man was d same electoral comissioner who rigged kalu into office in 99. He hasnt done a single thing in 5yrs(prove me wrong sir) and in my very lenient opinion,he should b castrated without anaesthesia. . .

Hmn. . .senility is alredy trikkling into dat tired brain,mayb he should go find out what soyinka graduated with. Does he even know i made 2nd class Ehh??'lekwanum anya bikonu' .btw,who made a virologist minister of power Smh

pukkagroup:

what are your yardstcks for measuring best governors?as long as i am concerned ochendo remains the best in nigeria, i am very sure u guys are not are not in abia!have u really gone round to do assesement or u sit at a place to draw  conclusion.we all voted ochendo so we cannot be wrong he has his role to play and abia will continue to move on!

   com 2 abia and repeat dis, see if u'l go back wit dat ur 'vulturistic' bald head (no offence).

Valon4ego:

How Ghana take overtake us for this one huh?

                         we r still tops. Most of those guys playing the game in ghana are nigerians. My cousin was one of them till they poked at his bubbles recently

Why would a people hate their president this much? People who took time to read the sahara junk report saw how speculative it was. U guys just need 2 look without ur hate glasses 4 once, maybe u'l realize what a GOOD president u have. SMH

Another junk journalism from saharareporters. They aint even sure he contested. Mscheeewwww! Next

Yea 'quiet' sure pdp declared hm winner

Well,good news 4 Timipre d junkie. If according 2 d apex court he should hav left office last year,that means also that the primaries he worn last year subsists. Confuse 'gaduma' .lol

Hmnnn, silvinho d junkie!why u de scampa nah? Bt thr's another dimension 2 ds whole situation o. If court says sylva shuda stepd down last yr,dat also means d primaries he won last yr should subsist. Bt i'm quiet sure efcc won't allow him dat privilage and rightly so.dat man izn fit 2 lead any group, militants maybe

U must contest 4 something o! How about vieing 4 a post in kirikiri! 'prisontics' might just be d best 4 u.

@poster: where in particular is ur man from(ie state,local govt.)? U shouldnt get disturbd about security and some other trivialities. If u r sure this dude loves u,den just respect him,feed him well and GO TO SLEEP. He'l catch bullets 2 make u happy. D pride of an average igbo man is his wife, he'l wear rags 2 make sure u wear dem best designers. My only fear is, he migt just b pretending 2 love u and wen he gets ol he came 2 d states 4, off he goes. Anyway,i cud help u run a background check on him so u r sure u aint dealing wt a married man, 4 free ofcourse. Another important question, have u been speaking wt his mum over d phone??

Netsare u kidn me 4 real??mosquitoes down in rivers have a way of lifting d nets 2 gain entrance. D weak ones drop 2 d floor,crawl around d nets til de c an opening, and please dnt go thinking going 2 bed on jeans will save u o cos they have hypodermic syringes 4 proposcis. We understood how hopeless it was when as a corper,we discovered these vampires could penetrate d yellow part of doz ajuwaya boots. If u r in rivers,treat d mosquitoes lik d terrorists they are.b4 u go 2 bed tek 2hrs 2 hunt dem down physically, dnt just knock dem down,crush them cos de dnt die easily. B4 i 4get,dnt even tink abt insecticides, makes dem HIGH and ANGRY and trust me people,u dont wana c dem angry!

@Jmain; great team but u left out orji uzor kalu, the only player who was lockd in a ferocious tackle with OBJ and survived 2 tell tales. This player, considered by many as an all time great, is a clinical finisher with 143 count charges (sory goals) to his name in just 2 caps. His private trainer (his mother) is known 2 be the best in raising amazing young talents, only compared with arsene wenger. More on the prolific finisher- orji kalu to come,

Hmmnn, the ijaw youth council is seriously mobilizing in ph as we speak. The isaac boro park is swimming wt people, d president of iyc says its 'occupy ur resources'. 4rm his speech ds morning, the'l take 5days 2 'conscientize ol niger deltans' and den d mega protests will begin. The iyc says no going back on true federalism. Yea, b4 i almost 4got, he also said they are also mobilizing 2 go and pay tribute 2 ojukwu who he refered 2 as 'd 1st person who fought 4 true federalism' , says d igbos are already waiting 2 recieve them. Hmmn, are we looking at a SS/SE alliance here?

Has d strike been called off then?