₦airaland Forum

Lionize:
hmn, what is 'lemor' he kept saying? Leaving Nigeria has actually gotten to the point where you have to almost do anything to get out.

Lemor means Stamp it!

I pray da Lord answer his prayer

If our gov haf sense... Nigerians won't need prayer to travel overseas

BloomingDale:
They don't bathe even in the summer either lol. Maybe when they go swimming. When I lived in the United States, I bathe 1-2x a day during winter.

But you are right about the clothes and shoes. They don't get old or dirty. Lol.

Not everyone dear
During my masters days... my roommates are Caucasians and they take dia bath 6 times in a week.. Carlifonia is a Tropical States.. my roommates shower
atleast 6 times in a week... They usually skip 1 day a week, usually sunday, as they don't go anywher.. just home watching games or resting...

But during winter.. maybe once a week or 2 a week

BloomingDale:
I don't know how blacks married to oyinbo people cope. They don't bathe often and they will proudly and bodly tell you they bathe or take a shower once a week, month, several months etc. Even their Hollywood elites and stars no dey baff.

Football fans will be shocked that Messi or Ronaldo bathe or take a shower once a month even with all the sweat from playing football.

They don't bath that much during winter... it's very common... the weather maybe -20 and you want them to baff??.. even with warm water can be dangerous for some...

No Sunlight
No swet

Dere cloths rare get dirty

But they never miss daily bath during summer... not really about staying clean but they bath in summer to keep them cool...

AdeWire001:
ameen

big bag talk

Amen

saintkel:
God bless u if u do dis.....I pray I make it one day too....my primary, secondary n university plus my PPA will enjoy me

Amen

Mayokun2019:
Brossssss!
However sha, may your dreams come true and God be glorified. Amen.

Amen

captainbangz:
Am I the only who have observed this about most Indian YouTubers with web development tutorials?.
They'll just be typing code on their text editor as if they crammed it or they are copying from somewhere. No live server for their audience to be seeing the effect of each line of code on the webpage.

I don't know how others see it, but to me, it's a very bad way to teach someone. They'll finish writing the code under a selection before showing you how far the work has gone. They'll be like- padding, this, margin, that, width, this, height,that.lol

They are naturally gifted so most of them don't know how to teach a novice...

You hav to be at least midlevel to understand an Indian developer on YouTube...

I hav one as my Supervisor at work place.. omo before me and this dude click... I had to put on more extra work... the accent self no be here...

But this guys sabi sha

I will do this one day...

My school should prepare because they will be getting gadgets and $2m

Goodluck to the consumers

How can you toast a girl?

Na bread?

Avoid inactive political party in Nigeria

An average Foreigner will think Nigeria is a full Muslim country with our official dressing here.

At this time let them put the country on Amazon..

2 decades ago... an average Nigerian guy cannot even spell the word Y.A.H.O.O

This country has finish patapata

God's own country

TNORWAY:
how can.i get the documentary?

I'm writing a personal documentary for my self... I can only Publish everything to the public when I'm done

Few years back I traveled out of Nigeria with my family


A dream I hav been chasing for over 2 decades...

That moment has been documented and he made a frame of it

ChronicGp:
I don't want to get married or have kids, just want to enjoy life to the fullest.

Don't marry... I love your idea! But pls I beg you... have kids... you dont hav to marry to have kids... surrogates are ready to help u out....

It's very important to come to this world and multiply... give your personal generation chance to exist

Mostly Sex may occur but you can control yourself tho

I was inside a Metro bus some months ago...

This black man suspected to be a Nigerian just dey shadow my fone as I dey browse Nairaland...

I just swip up go the Moniker area... he comot face when he released I was surfing the page as a guest

ObamaMessi:
Why I ask this question is because today I went to shop in Jalingo market so I decided to get my favourite snack awara, I was discussing with the fulani girl and it was becoming personal. We were geasting and laughing but what suprised me was that both Christians and Muslims who happened to see us kept their eyes magnated on us as if it was something strange.


Finally, we exchanged contacts and she promised to come and hawk her awara in my area tomorrow. I promised to buy more and to take her around. She kept her eyes on me as I whisked away like wind. I'm thinking
of dating her.

Why should people be suprised? Has religious sentiment eaten us deep that we can't discuss in a friendly manner?

I think it's verily rare in the North that's why you got many eyes on you...

You guys can marry if you click well

Landlord: I don't want to see local dog in my Compound

Me: That time, money never day sha

Coke and Betting

Which one dey addictive pass

Congratulations

They don't really need it but I still send it anyway

Wow beautiful

辣汤 Suān là tāng.

TollMind:
That boy is learning from his dad, by the way what is “Ugba”

I never hear ham before

Owen247:
based on ur reply, the usa failed in those countries,thank u.

thanks for ur ans even though u subtly agreed.

They failed! I agree!! But they won Korea, Vietnam, the Gulf War, Iraq and rescued a citizen in Nigeria...

So yes, I believe if they setup a base in Nigwria... they will win the war and take back what belongs to Nigeria and its innocent citizens...

Promosaver:
No be only Grammy na gram food
This your comment just made my day

Have faith bro

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