₦airaland Forum

Classickj:
Oga return back to Nigeria
Stop complaining

I'm not complaining

And I'm looking forward to visit in the near future...so it's not like I'm running

InfernoNig:
Women in force are actually brutal and wicked than their male colleagues.

No doubt abt that

InfernoNig:
Look at some of the with big Nyash, if kidnappers kidnap this one's, no mercy ooo for them oo.

Na Haram, they won't touch any

people still date Dis days?

Mercychen:
Imagine... When with N200, guys don cut hair for here.

I hope you're skilled in it though. so you don't cut off your ear .

I once had a colleague who traveled to the UK. For the two years he was there, he couldn't get a haircut or even Clean shave. He came back home looking like king jaja of Opobo.

I don't envy certain things about you guys. Biko.

I'm living alone so I have to run it maself

It was far from neat the first time
But with time...it's looking better

Tho I love those Spanish guys hair cutting...they hav PhD in barbing but it's too expensive especially when the Nigeria exchange rate won't leave your mind...

Your friend should have gotten himself a clipper while his friends or roommate barb themselves all-round...

Mercychen:
After they'll say abroad is better. A place where you can't afford simple things like haircut, is that one better?

Pray to make it here in naija, you'll enjoy life to the fullest.

No place like home abeg.

Just got an electric clipper too and I'm barbing maself...$50/2weeks no be joke

So is now Taliban all the way from afghan that came and kidnap people ba

Nigeria is one of the richest country in the world no doubt about it...

A country an average civil servants can acquire about 6-7 houses before retirement

While in the US it will take you lots of effort and decades to pay off a single house mortgage...

I remember a guy here having a fun discussion with his landlord...the dude was like it's funny I came here paying for house rents... In Nigeria I owned 3 houses...the landlord was shocked...

HenryDion:
I'm not a Christian.. An atheist in fact. So there's no hope for me?

Your Destiny will speak for you bro
Just chill


In the meantime, Where Do You Believe the Universe Came From?

HenryDion:
I've watched upload, but not Raising Dion. Looks promising.. Thank you

Try it...you will love it

HenryDion:
Doesn't look like a sci-fi

Upload
Raising dion

HenryDion:
Big boss.. show me the way nah

John 14 vs 6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Find Jesus today broda...and he will show you the way

Stay blessed

Musk Elon

HenryDion:
Can someone please recommend a good sci-fi to watch on Netflix?

It feels as if I've watched all the good shows there

Follow Banshee

Achilles100:
Omo, this Maya and the three is not it for me abeg. The voice, the graphics, isn't my calling at all. The painful this is that I didn't watch the trailer to see if I'd like it. I just rush download like that.

Inside Job on the other hand, I love. If you like conspiracy and shit, it is very interesting to me.

I love this conspiracy series...
Sometimes I want believe the theories are real

One Day I will Have A Dinner With Dangote

I reside in the US

if I was giving a free ticket to migrate...I will only change my state... I'm not going anywhere else

Johnmusa2013:
Hello Nairaland,

Pls can someone with experience advise?

My passport was seized in U.S Embassy Abuja and I was referred to NIN for further investigation..

Reason for the seizure was my journey to Ghana in 2018..

During the secondary interrogation at the Embassy I was asked evidence of my journey to Ghana unfortunately,I didn't carry them along..

I appeared at NIN Abuja with all my documents before board of senior investigators and interrogators..

After showing evidences of my trip to Ghana the head of the panel asked me to appeal my case that he will personally assist me..

Unfortunately he died on the process..

Since then I have been going to NIN ABUJA HEAD OFFICE,BUT MY EFFORTS HAS YIELDED NO RESULTS...

The above experience, as narrated, has caused me unimaginable trauma and costs....

Any helpful advice will be appreciated....

You probably have a fake Ghana pof stamp on your passport....it's a serious offense bro

Yea, nah normal thing over here ..but it must not pass 2 sec

Just quick hug...and must start with a guy shake

It's very rare to exhaust my data

But sometimes I may experience empty data..it won't last 4min before network is restored so in that little space of time...I may probably run some scan on my phone....

I don't even have single game on my phone
Since I can access my playstation 5

Your son needs lots of water time to time

You may add some beans to his diet

yunqdady:
Those ceo messages are more like spam messages. Not like they see your profile and then decided to message you

It's broadcast messages

Minamino 2goals
Origi 1 goals

starbuck:
I have been taught this but yet I still don't know my bra size .. My late mom tried her best but I refused to learn...

Right now, whenever i go shopping for my bra size and that my daughter, I call my sister in law to help me remind me of my size and whether I should get a fully padded or lesser �‍♀️..

Can you allow the bra sale rep guy to confirm the size by measure-touching

You don't have to answer... I'm just asking...

Your Ex must be a Samurai

Its a good thing

Protein+ Viber

Bet I pity ue babe cus u gonna look like a cogoless

Finally

Now we can lift the cup without stress

bigcee:
Go and watch '360Jeezy' videos on YouTube. Thank me later. The guy is a wizard. He has about 3.1m subscribers.

Thanks ma nigga

bigcee:
Oh yes

You have done a great job

Hav been learning recently to barb myself with wireless clipper...

I'm trying to save cost

Jasmine17:
I want to briefly share my dating experiences with Nigerian ladies in the North American sphere. I have also asked several of my paddies and it seems like a norm amongst our Nigerian sisters.

Once you ask a Nigerian lady out in this space, 9 out of 10 times, the first question you are going to get from her is “when did you arrive here?” Once you are perceived as a newbie, you will automatically be blanked out. Hence most times, you will have to lie in other to continue the conversation.

Unfortunately, most guys who arrive single are normally serious at first, as they feel that one hurdle (relocating) has been solve and the next hurdle after getting a good paying job is of course to settle down with a Nigerian sister.

But this mentality of looking for old comers with the mindset that those are the only ones who are comfortable enough has robbed many of our sisters great opportunities, and continue to push black brothers into the arms of non-judgemental white ladies.

Another funny question you will get is “are you mobile?”
A “No” to this question will automatically earn you a blank.
A such ladies are so shallow minded not to think that there are several reasons why a serious minded guy will not want to buy a car yet in his first years living in the west.

Cars are very cheap unlike in Nigeria. A very good high value toks will cost you far less than what you pay in Nigeria. But there is the issue of insurance, parking space payment, parking tickets, traffic violation tickets, etc. Hence if you buy are car just of ownership sake, you are only getting another human to take care of. And when you compare the transit system and its reliability, you will find it is only sensible to own a car if it is being used to make more money.

Now, why would any right thinking person feel a guy with a car is the key to her happiness if it is not the olosho mentality? Then when they hit 35-40years, they start crying that there is no Nigerian brother available.

I think we should change this mentality in other not to cry foul when black brothers run into the arms of respectful white sisters

Bye for now

You are right

But here we hav some ladies in Nigerian church that won't think twice to have you as their wife...

They are cute and dey definitely need husband in their life...
I know a guy that just arrived...
He got married in few months...

Anything else apart from churches...you must get a paper, good job and great personality to hang out with a Nigerian ladies here

bigcee:
I made a very big improvement.


Check out my last thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/6779283/rate-haircut-gave-myself

I keep getting better on it. Consistency is the key

With clipper abi?

I pray naija men...
God will bless you all financially

Without this money na to simp remain

How many times Former president Goodluck Johnathan went for a trip outside the country during his term as Nigeria president?

I want to check something