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Make these criminals take am easy Na beg we dey

The earlier you start to learn a skill (hand work) the better for you.

Truly Okowa is the road master.

Make dem use d bride price help dem self

I'm happy Arsenal are currently topping the league. This might be their year.


Bros no kill me with laugh abeg

Bros na lie things never bad reach as you dey paint am so

Anthony Marshal need to start thinking of his next move

Make una let us hear word

We dey here dey watch d drama

Kill her

U never start work ur head don dey big

We are investigating the case as soon as we are done with investigation justice surely take its course.

Na dia usual story b dat n d case go die. Trump no lie dis country na really shithole

Be like na d back of the TV u watch/ listen
See wetin baba talk here no go confuse people



Based on the above and in line with the recommendations of the Presidential Task Force on COVID nineteen, the various Federal Government committees that have reviewed socio-economic matters and the Nigeria Governors Forum, I have approved for a phased and gradual easing of lockdown measures in FCT, Lagos and Ogun States effective from Saturday, 2nd May, 2020 at 9am.

Instead of FG to be looking inward, they are expecting China and other foreign govt to help them.

I once mentioned here that government should place testing centers in all local govt and one imp here was insulting me telling me its not possible. I wish that person would see this thread


If FG try to look inward there will be no money to steal. Bunch of wicked people.

Leaf wen dey sweet goat 9 dey kill goat

Lockdown him penis

68 years, y she decided to put responsibility on another person

After your naming ceremony

Your girlfriend must also be "MAD"

Ur husband plans don fail, God pass am

Buhari God pass u, ur plan don fail

God pass dem

This 1 weak me

Stay at home! Stay at home!


Finally e don happen o
House girl just mistakenly called Oga Baby in front of madam for my estate... I dey come I go give una d full gist




The tin wen stay at home dey find e go see am

305? Wahala dey

Una won carry another tin come now abi

2050 far far far, who dey give us hopeless hope

I have fully convinced that China knows what they are doing.

Them jux won crash d world economy

All dis virus don turn scam

Who dey find free food go jux come out say him test positive to covid19.

Wen una dey Commit fuckry una no tell us, now yawa don gas u dey tell us.



Anyway my advise




Kill ur self

Drink sniper or go 3rd mainland bridge go jump

These guys just want to make sure their companies are running.

They aren't interested in the disease control just after their selfish interest.


In America even UK, they were told to stay at home and worship at home....Isolate yourselves.

Why can't these churches obey simple instructions for safety of the people.

Greed is real.



Not the churches but d government who is give d directives that gathering should not be more than 50, so the church acted according. We expect the government to give directives for all to stay at home n worship.

Make una let us hear word with all dis kind tin