₦airaland Forum

ziqqz:
Some 4cuking fathers deserve nothing less.
I don't even wanna know what he did wrong.
They should just have castrated his azz already!

Just as they would have castrated you or ur guy own(if ure a girl)?

aguiyi:
you will look very foolish to believe that junk story from Nigeria media.

how many of them have a name and a means of livelihood that is not traceable to the state government.

who are this his faceless siblings that we dont see on tv but only hear about in print media.

Muazu sold out and that is a fact. this is the first time a PDP party chairman with all the available resources will lose his local govt to an opposition. Fayose is not the only one accusing him, he is the only bold and fearless of them all and i love him for that.

May I ask why Fayose waited till now b4 he voice out..i mean how can your party leader be talking to another party leader b4 the elections and u didn't address it only for u to now voice out now. #hypocrite

Hi house, please where and how can I download movies in avi not phone format. I'll appreciate if I can get different sites. Thanks

mabeni:
my list of favourite movies: octomber 1st, new jerusalem, 5o something of grains.... Keep it coming!

Hi, do u know of any site where I can download any of these movies?

Jklue007:
Up till now, the man face still de make
me fear

DEVIL my HERO!
GADAFFI my ROLE MODEL!!
ABACHA my GUY!!!

God bless Nairaland.

CORRECTED...UW BRO

UP SHOOTING STARS

#oluyolewarriors
#3sc

Lala247:
His wife looks abit older
Nice pic sha

Whose wife? Read well again o

FreeGlobe.......another mumu

iykofias:
A tribal legend! Nv knew d yorubas r buried wit their glasses on

Eediot. Anoda brainless fellow

englishmart:
stfu! who give a fvcking fvck about your dirty pictures?

Haba, can't sum1 make a joke again. Life isn't dat difficult bro

RedEboe:
Giving a woman an engagement ring does not make her your wife. FACT

Yes she doesn't, but b4 u marry her, u need to be engaged to her. So? U didn't even say bf/gf but fiancee. Haba? Fear God

No 5 is outta it, if u snatch a man's wife, what's d probability that such lady won't be snatched from u.

RedEboe:
1. Are you a fine boy? Forget all you've heard, the truth is NIGERIAN GIRLS LOVE HANDSOME MEN. Though many do end up with not-too-handsome dudes, and it's not their fault. A lot of good-looking Nigerian men rely more on their looks and invest little in character and other qualities. 'Ugly men' on the other hand invest a lot in character,wealth and other qualities unrelated to their physicaL appearance. If you are a good-looking guy,but also focused more on character, making good money, God etc, A Nigerian girl will pick you ahead others.

2. Be Bold and Blunt: This may sound ridiculous, but a Nigerian single lady will register a total stranger in her subconscious if he walks up to her from nowhere and says, "I think I want to marry you". This does not mean she'll say "Yes" or that you (the stranger) won't get a dirty slap (very unlikely though), she'll most probably laugh, hiss and walk away. This scenario is in the event that you met her at a random public location. If you met this Nigerian lady say in her office, and told her you want to marry her from day one...with subsequent, persistent and follow up visits, she'll say "Yes" in 3 to 6 months.

3. Let your first date be in her parents house: when you've seen a Nigerian lady that you want to marry visit her in her parents or guardian's house first before taking her out to cinemas, malls, beach etc. If she's not staying with parents or guardians, insist on meeting them first (even if dem dey village) . This move/gesture has a psychological effect on Nigerian ladies, makes them let down their guards and take you VERY SERIOUSLY.

4. Ensure your current house is at least a 2 bedroom flat with no male squatters. When a serious Nigerian lady comes to visit you, and she meets a mini-flat with mattresses on the floor and one or two of your guys wearing boxers and 'hailing' her, chances of her marrying you diminishes by 60%. If a more serious suitor walks into her life at that moment,and he lives ALONE in a 2 or 3 bedroom flat, SHE WILL MARRY HIM.

5. If she's already wearing another man's engagement ring then your chances are brighter: Yes, this is a very controversial point but Nigerian ladies that are already engaged tend to be very vulnerable, relationship wise; they tend to feel as though being on the edge of a cliff and waiting for a 'reasonable voice' to tell them "DON'T JUMP". You can end up being that 'reasonable voice' when you fall in love with a Nigerian lady that is already engaged to another man. Hey, she hasn't said "I do" yet, hence all is fair in love and war. If you really love her, take advantage of her vulnerable state of being engaged and sell yourself as a better product. SHE WILL LISTEN and there's a 49% chance that she'd say "Yes" to you. 49% is NOT a bad probability ratio at all considering the circumstances.

Comments and insults are Welcome.

LOL!!!

barcanista:
WTF? I hope we will not be seeing this kind of barbarian punishment under the APC led FG?

Last time I checked, PDP is still in govt!

DaZion:
If the thread no make Front page, I go deactivate myself from NL.

Am following, u better do as u say

dunkem21:
GEJ MY HERO ..

..Who is my Role Model? ..

Sick man

temitemi1:
Toy ameachi, I need to get one for my unborn children . GEJ my HERO! FAYOSE my ROLE MODEL!!

GEJ is even pardonable, but using FAYOSE as a role model!!!

Bekwarra:
My friend who's a worker in a new generation pentecostal church (I won't mention names) invited me to his church. Although I don't normally go to church VERY EARLY, he succeeded in persuading me to go early with him because as a worker, he should be in church very early and he knew fully well that if we didn't go together, I wouldn't go; so he succeeded in dragging me along.

When we got to church, they started their normal Sunday School like chit-chat and later praises, worship songs and the service started proper. Born into an Apostolic-inclined orthodox and later crossed over to RCCG, I wasn't at home with the mode and method of their service. I was getting bored and feeling out of place while silently praying for the service to end. Then it came to things like "run to five people and tell them greater things are coming your way this week, you must run o", "grab the person beside you and shake him happy sunday". I was getting tired and shaking my head in despair.

The worms in my stomach were not helping matters, they launched a massive #BringBackOurFood protest because I couldn't take breakfast before leaving for church. The only thing that kept on pushing me on was the hope that the pastor would soon say "run to 5 people and hug them happy sunday". I would gladly and patiently look for 5 beautiful sisters with their killing mini/pencil skirts and tight-fitting shirts to hug but unfortunately, that command never came. All those times, I was feeling frustrated already and whenever my eyes meet those of my friend where he was standing with the engines and mixers, he gives me that "padi no vex we go soon finish" smile.

Just as I was resigning to fate and hoping that the service would soon end and I would bolt home the worst of it happened. The pastor had been preaching for close to 45mins harping on the need to give and sow as good Christians. He gave several examples in the bible of people who gave and later reaped God's blessings. He urged us to give and test God. After that, it was time to give offering. The offering was going to be in two parts; normal Sunday offering and the commitment towards the church building because their auditorium is under construction. We gave offering and afterwards the pastor came back on the pulpit and started complaining why people refused to give generously despite taking us on a journey through the word of God about the essence of giving in a Christian life. He preached for another 10mins. I wasn't even listening to him again because I was gradually dozing off.

What actually jolted me back into reality were these words "now it's time for operation search your neighbour". I sat up immediately to listen well and that was when I heard the pastor saying

"this is time for operation search your neighbour, search your neighbour's bag, wallet, purse or pockets as need be and bring out the contents, if there is no money there return the bag but if there is money bring it out, we must learn to give to God. He gave us the money and we must return it to him".

After all those words, people took the bag of the person sitting beside them while the pockets or wallets of brothers were being searched.

The brother beside me was taking his hands towards my pockets about to begin his own search when I said with venom in my eyes and in a Russian mafian voice

"What do you think you want to do??"

He replied me

"You heard what the pastor said brother".

I told him not to even contemplate trying it. He was then trying to pacify me and cajole me telling me there is no harm in giving towards God's work. I told him I'm not against giving but I'm against collecting by force. This is no more giving, this is collecting. He smiled at my words and said

"My brother it's the same thing, God's blessing awaits the two"

and he made for my pockets again, I felt that my phonetics were not having any effect and I replied with

"Bros abeg no try that thing o, I swear I go change am for you".

He was shocked.

One usher noticed us and came to us and he was trying to calm me down because my voiced had changed as my face too.

My friend remained where he was to avoid being seen as the person that brought Orubebe to church. I don dey para for them like mad and the people sitting around us were trying to pacify me. I said "Okay, no problem," carried my bible and.............................with one last Dracula look I told the usher

"Please don't even try to follow me".

He remained rooted to the spot and I made my way out of the church and straight home.

There should be a special he'll fire for these Yeye pastors using d name of GOD to swindle people. God will judge then soon

ozoigbondu:
How exactly does senate presidency,does the senate presidency feed me or pay my bills

Den I don't expect u to poke ur nose in ameachi vs obanikoro matter.

ozoigbondu:
The Judas of Ubiama .This angry dog is still barking up a tree.My good people of Rivers thank you for proving that back stabbers are not accpected in Niger Delta.

APC the party full of sore losers learn from uncle Jonah.The guy should just park to abuja and start driving people around his home has rejected him.

And ur people get to lose senate presidency seat Becos of ur ego.

PointB:
No please I don't expect him to line up the cows, I'm as stu/pid as you sir!

But even a 2 year child will tell that the sick looking cows in the picture are not even up to 20, despite the best effort of the photographer! Where are the remaining over 130 cows? Did Buhari lie about the number of cows he has, as he lied about the where-about of his certificate? What other lies have buhari told?

Mumu, even a normal fulani man has up to 50 cows roaming the street. If u wanna hate, hate well. Take it or leave it, he's now ur president and if ure not comfortable with it..deport to congo

PointB:
By the way, I thought they say this semi-illiterate had up to 150 cows!

Did he exaggerate or he doesn't know how to count? I can see less than 20 cows despite the best effort of the photographer to make the cows appear more than they are!

Do u expect them to line up the 150 cows for picture. Buhari is a semi illiterate, how abt u- the literate but dumb and silly.

U just prove that book has nothing to do with common sense

EUROBOMBER:
Everything that happened in the Oba's palace was rehearsed and well planned by the APC, Oba and the Igbo Ezes in Lagos. The only way Ambode could beat Agbaje was to pitch the Yoruba against the Igbo and that is exactly what happened. Who recorded the whole thing and why was it leaked to the public? If this whole Oba episode had not happened, a lot of Yorubas would have voted for Agbaje and it was common knowledge that the Igbos would vote in block for Agbaje being their party man. The APC saw this and decided to play the ethnic card which worked perfectly. They know our people well and that we will shout and bring down heaven when we see the video just like we reacted during the deportation saga. Alot of Yorubas who initially wanted to vote for Agbaje ended up changing their mind to vote for Ambode because they saw it as Yoruba vs Igbo and they wanted to prove to the Igbo their dominance in Lagos. The whole drowning in Lagoon speech was a carefully written and acted script. The governorship election in Lagos turned out to be about proving who owns Lagos and this alone pitched almost all the Yorubas against Agbaje whom they saw as another Afonja.

All this was part of Tinubu's game, wake up! Don't be surprised to go to the Oba's palace and find him drinking with those Igbo Ezes.

They successfully labelled Agbaje as Okeshuku.

You get brain

mtim14:
Lie! Fayose NEVER joined Acn. He only helped their candidate Fayemi to emerge.

Ohhh, and also said he needed the senatorial slot under their party and also to nominate commissioners, but when APC couldn't agree to his demands especially the senatorial ticket he wanted, he decided to stage a come back by going back to pdp and wit the help of his rogues at the top, they cheated on who was their intial candidate and came up wit one Yeye primary.

Fayose is sum1 I like especially during his first term as governor, but for this second coming - he's becoming to get it wrong

I WANT TO BE LIKE FATHER ABRAHAM - A MAN AFTER GOD'S HEART.

ilovecritics:
If they impeach Fayose; the PDP will impeach the next governor, if he's APC!

Ure on a longgggg thing, seems ure not a Nigerian. Have u heard of 'cross-carpeting'. Don't forget Fayose himself left PDP for ACN one time like dis.

#wake up bro

luvinhubby:
He is entitled to his political affiliation & has never hidden his choice for the pdp.

Shioor. Birds of the same feather!

luvinhubby:
Please shut up.
Tinubu met APC chairmen yesterday & Goodluck has committed a crime by meeting PDP chieftains today.

Hypocrite.

I never knew the coordinator of OPC; Mr Gani Adams is now a chieftains of PDP!

MuguliciousMUGU:
It is not that oba akiolu does not have sense oo, it is just that the price of sense was very high and instead of him to buy the sense with high price, he went to the black market to buy the cheap sense, now see what cheap things can do. Am still wondering if there is any difference between him and a psychiatric patient.


akiolu has been added to the english dictionary

akiolu - means to throw someone or something into the lagoon, especially the igbo tribe.

For example, the robbers akiolued the baby for no reason

the fishermen akiolued the fishing net and caught lots of fish

Ur name shows who you are.

boolet:
Meanwhile, take care of ur staff. Do not emphasise the poor economy to justify the favour you are doing them by giving them a job; without the fear of God, they could fvck you up immensely. I hope the kids will be safe.

Did u read the part where they said the maid just resumed work yesterday (less dan 24 hrs). That means she came purposely for that

Misogynist2014:
All this while, I've been supporting APC, but not Ajimobi because he is a big disappointment, no second term. Ibadan doesn't serve a head twice and certainly not Ajimobi, even Bola Ige tried in futility, I prefer Ladoja of accord party.

Ladoja, Ajimobi, Akala......which of them won't u serve twice now?

As a matter of fact, ure serving Akala for d third time if he wins.

Suspect33:
God this is unfair.....

U made igbo brain wit gold,

You made hausa brain wit bronze

nd you made yoruba brain wit orijin

Thunder fire u, omo Iran ki ran