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He's just forming maddness :-D e never begin pick sontin from ground or enter market naa so he's not yet a certified Yaba-Left Honorary Fellow

OK

What does he do for a living? Na all these kain things the vex those xenophobe SA boys

This is has been available though as an optional plug-in from the Google labs back then. Thank God it's finally out in the open.

Same people complaining about the phantom news of Boko Haram inmates being transferred to Anambra prison carrying out similar act popular with the BH ...classic case of 'What you're looking for afraid of is right there in your corner'

[size=5pt]He will get a wif of it soon[/size]

SuperSuave:
but does he know this??++

Hmmmm source pls

With ten thousand men sef, judgement day will not evade him

That's exactly what am saying, using his hands rather than his feet to jab open the door is risky and would not give him enough recovery time to swing back into action.

PerfectlyPerfect:
Babe when breaching a door, the person who opens the door isn't usually the person who goes in first. you open from the side while your colleague who has been standing in front of the door goes in first. standard military tactics. if you go in first, you're more likely to take a bullet if theres a hostile in the room

E go come out finally naaaa except hin nor wan work again

Lol

Exactly my thoughts too ....you jab the door open and with a 2nd soldier ready to shoot not use your hand and expect to open the door and attack when confronted I now see why many Nigerian soldiers are fallen

LeOstrich:
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This is plain retardo.

How do you use a sniper rifle for CQB?

Please anyone noticed that since Spectranet began the data bundle roll-over, they've been throttling the bandwidth? Very slow now

Na today? We know they always do just that we nor get any other credible news source for Naija thats why they still get patronage

Bank Verification Number
Sounds funny (from what I gathered) that after June 30th 2015, many bank account holders who failed to carry out the 'compulsory bank Verification Exercise, stand to lose their account and funds therein

This leaves one wondering what the so-called technocrats running our financial policies smoking at a time when governments round the world are looking for ways to increase the number of 'banked' and looking out for ways to woo the 'unbanked' with innovative solutions, Central Bank of Nigeria is rather looking at ways to 'unbank' the 'banked' depriving them of their lifetime earnings while wooing the 'unbanked' ....so funny!

Btw, did my BVN at Zenith Bank and the customer service agent is unaware of the fact that I'm entitled to a BVN card as being issued out by UBA ...or may be its a bank's choice?

Linking the BVN with my other bank accounts was not a walk in the park as I expected, FCMB took ages to get me enrolled in the first place complaining of 'no network' ...this or that (that took me to Zenith Bank and I was done in minutes) I had to call my account manager to help verify if my account has been linked to my submitted BVN ...it was finally after several attempts getting them to do same and I received no notification or alert letting me know it was done

At Diamond bank, it was seamless ....I had to be verified through finger print matching and was successful. GTBank was a whole different ball game, at my branch close to the Palms, the BVN enrollment officer was no where to be found as at noon on the day I went

I've not been able to link my account but while playing around with the bank's Internet Banking, I saw a link allowing me to submit my BVN and confirm same using my security question answer that was smart of the bank after all.

I wonder why the 'bankers committee' never looked into the possibility of using other channels to submit BVN via a web service connection to the central database until the last minute. For customers with multiple accounts, its always a struggle leaving your home bank to play away against the other bank's home customers (home as in the bank you did your initial enrollment Vs those doing theirs where you go to link account).

National electronic ID
I must have been lucky, during the botched National ID drive in 2002/2003, I was successfully captured and issued with an ID which I was amongst the fortunate few not to have theirs sent to a state other than that they were captured.

This time around I was lucky, lucky in the sense that I stumbled on the enrollment process 2 years after it started when I went for a new International passport at Alausa, Lagos last year April (NIMC office just a walk away from the Ikeja City Mall), did my capture and was issued with a temporary slip which had my National Identification Number (NIN) ...some 11-digit number. Two weeks ago, June 12 2015 to be precise, I got the SMS requesting me to report at LASO for my card collection (I remembered being asked to fill in my desired dispatch address/location ...obviously that changed overnight).

Now where is LASO? I had to call the NIMC call center in Abuja I guess, and after like 3-4 calls due to poor network reception, I was finally adviced to visit the office I did my capture at Alausa. Last week, I also called to find out if they operate Saturdays (I work in Lekki so it was going to be a long journey) to which I was assured they operate 10am to 3pm or after Sanitation to 4pm.

Saturday I went there only to be accosted by the Civil Defense staff that they NIMC staff don't work on Saturdays. After arguing and calling back the call center in Abuja to explain to them and get the agent speak to the Civil Defense Staff, I finally went to the office and met the NIMC Maiguard who confirmed same.

Went back yesterday Monday and after a some 30 minutes wait was issued with the card by staff who were using that period to be trained on the issuance process thereby exposing ones 4-digit PIN to their clear view ....thought it was supposed to be your secret number Anyway, I covered mine to the chagrin of the issuing officer (lady dressed in pink) hahahaha.

They tried to activate the Master Card applet to no avail and took down our phone numbers so they will contact us to come and activate it later ...like seriously? I can't activate via Access Bank branch except making the journey back to Alausa from Lekki?

They did call me later requesting for my 'Card's document number .....foolish people forgot to document the card number when issuing out nor did they ask us to sign out card collected as the banks do ofcourse I drilled them a little before giving it to them.

Lastly, about the card? Its just a glorified National Master Card (with signature and Nigeria Coat of Arm emblazoned on the chip . Card did not display my address, occupation or state of issuance and to my greatest disappointment ....my National Identification Number (NIN) was not displayed so HTF am I going to keep or remember my 11-digit NIN?

Or better still how can the old woman I saw struggling to inquire if her card was ready, would remember her 11-digit NIN? Yet its going to be enforced September 1st 2015?

Nigeria a land of multiple Biometric Identification Cards - National Driver's Licence, National Voter's Card, National eID (Master Card), Bank Verification Card, Lagos State Resident Biometric Card, Lagos State Biometric Tax Card ....I'm waiting for the National Biometric Pensioner's card as that would be next .....did I forget to mention that some professional bodies now have their own Biometric cards too?

All the best peeps!

For foreign VISA applications, the Hijab is allowed as part of dressing. You can't tell an Indian Sikh to remove his head gear @OP ...if they too insist, file a law suit ...I see many law suits emanating from this sham of an exercise

sped1oro:
Hello All,please does anyone knows the statutory rule as regards the data capturing for the Bank Verification Number exercise? My wife tried to register for the BVN at a First Bank Branch and she was told to remove her Hijab which she objected to. Since the deadline is today, does anyone knows a contrary position on the issue of removing the Hijab for BVN?

Take a selfie with the calamine lotion and showing your pox covered body and email same to the address inviting you for interview explaining you could have attended but do not want to infect your esteemed interview panel. I'm sure you will get the job. All the best and get well quick.

Abegi ...he was probably in the hold-up too and not him causing it else the others would have by-passed his car

lalasticlala:
Driver leaves his vehicle on a major road, goes to urinate on the roadside, causing traffic at Ekoro rd Abule Egba, Lagos.



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Toyota Crown

Make den try am naaaa

Maybe den wan add Control Tower for Helipads abeg na joke ar de o

Ochiske:
op please STOP deceiving gullible Nigerians!!!

The photo you attached to the Buhari's helipad is a more sophisticated one!
Helipad are generally NOT expensive to Build!
Except unless the Helipad is to be suituated on a building or yatch, oil platforms etc, Helipads are generally built on bare grasslands!

Below are photos of helipads. You want to tell me ordinary drawing of the H on the ground and peharps surrounded by paint is what will gallop millions of Naira?

You should even be thankful for a President that tells you he plans to build a helipad

Una for show us the Before and After photographs naaa :-D or wedontbelieve

The NUC sef are to blame .....all this and many more passing under their thick noses without them voicing out. Now that clu*****ess has left and Baba don show everybody de scamper for safety #mtscheeeeeeeew! God go hammer dem all

Knocked out of politics for now until he apologizes to the Ebora of Owu I guess

otokx:
Where is Bankole sef?

Dimeji Bankole found himself in this same shoes (UK citizen) and scaled it ....wonder why people never de wan learn! This is no biggie

How dis take de strange? Would only be strange if in the middle of dry season rainbow appear for Maiduguri .....then it shall be strange not now dear

Good so make we sidon de watch his next and every move ....na change we want naaa

biafrasun:
As if he is going to nominate angels no be naija we dey

Basically involved with developing solutions for customers using an organization's available products or resources. More like marketing but on a higher level.

ceezah:
Hello guys,
I just received an SMS inviting me for an interview for the post of a Business Development Executive.
I want to find out what are the actual duties of a Business development executive. It is a career development, human resources training firm.
Please your advice would be greatly appreciated

Which do you prefer ....speed in nominating criminals as Ministers or slow in nominating honest and diligent people as ministers?

Thank God ...Korede nor sag trouser At this rate we might soon be seeing Wizkid and Davido on stage altar in churches The That moment when Korede shouts ......Its DON JAZZY AGAIN....church members not following would respond 'HAAALEEEELUUUUUHIAAAAAAAA! ....you know its time to return to Roman Catholic and Anglican

pure2012soul:
Hope you also noticed the transparent skirt Chindinma wore on an Alter Of GOD ? I prefer to be labelled as old school rather than endorse such nonsense