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RomanceRe: Inside The Factory Where Sex Dolls Are Made (Photos) by billyG(m): 8:52pm On Jan 16, 2018
Akika!I hope dey hav diff.varieties of labium which customers can choose frm?how do 1 sneek 1 those life-size doll in2 d house without any soul knowing,that will b a hard nut 2 crack in 9ja,do dey hav detachable pussycat that can b remove for washing?
CelebritiesRe: Davido & His Girlfriend, Chioma Avril Rowland At Owerri Club (Photos) by billyG(m): 1:04pm On Jan 16, 2018
Y are Afonjas always having a free ride on SEastern horses Y?
CrimeRe: Woman Arrested For Impersonating Aisha Buhari (photo) by billyG(m): 12:20pm On Jan 16, 2018
dis ugly woman won impersonate our beautiful 1st lady?
PoliticsRe: Corpse Of Hosea Ibi Who Was Killed By Kidnappers, Dumped On The Road (Graphic) by billyG(m): 12:06pm On Jan 16, 2018
SalamRushdie:
Nigeria under Buhari is now an abattoir , I am sure just two years ago this gentleman was chanting change and today change has change it for him and his family ... For those still supporting Buhari remember bad governance is never a friend of any man . RIP Sir
why u always bring buhari & politic into everything?will buhari do d work of police?
EducationRe: What Was Your Nickname In Secondary School? by billyG(m): 10:00am On Jan 14, 2018
Schwarzennegar
CelebritiesRe: Pretty Mike Dressed As "Angel Michael" To Attend Wedding In Lagos (Photos) by billyG(m): 9:32am On Jan 14, 2018
This is madness!fine suite though .
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LiteratureRe: The 48 Laws Of Power- Which Of The Laws Is Your Favourite? by billyG(m): 8:07am On Jan 14, 2018
law 5,27 & 28 is my favourites
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Reacts To Fulani Herdsmen Killings, replies El-rufai by billyG(m): 10:18pm On Jan 13, 2018
A7:
El-Rufai made it loud and clear there wont be sacred cows. The law is supreme, there is going to be repercussion for impunity.
that 1 na political talk na no b solution.
CelebritiesRe: Omawumi Steps Out For Her Traditional Marriage In Warri (Photos) by billyG(m): 10:16pm On Jan 13, 2018
laudate:
Who told you Olu Jacobs is Itsekiri? Or Segun Arinze? shocked
then where d hell are they from?
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim: "How Iceberg Slim & I Met And Fell In Love" by billyG(m): 10:15pm On Jan 13, 2018
[quote author=LesbianBoy post=64172007]Some ladies give birth and their pvssy is still tight! cheesy cheesy[/quotena true sha!
BusinessRe: Inside Ezego Victor Okafor's Graveyard, House, Palace, Property (Video) by billyG(m): 10:14pm On Jan 13, 2018
Y wont he die d time dey gav him is short & due,he will enjoy remendous wealth but will be shortlive.lesson money is not everything.he took no kobo with him to d grave how is he gon buy his freedom frm hell?
BusinessRe: Inside Ezego Victor Okafor's Graveyard, House, Palace, Property (Video) by billyG(m): 9:57pm On Jan 13, 2018
9jaDoc:
It was not ritual. Otherwise there would be many Ezego's in his area. Besides he had no money to pay for ritual.
where u there?are u his advocate?do ritual cost much?
BusinessRe: Inside Ezego Victor Okafor's Graveyard, House, Palace, Property (Video) by billyG(m): 9:53pm On Jan 13, 2018
BankeSmalls:
Please explain, one minute Asiwaju was pushing white powder and a wanted man in the USA and the next minute he was a Governor and political godfather?
common boy!are we discussing Tinubu here?
PoliticsRe: Presidency Alerts On Fake Tweet Making The Rounds ..femi Adesina by billyG(m): 9:42pm On Jan 13, 2018
ezenwajosh:
I have it come and beat me.
....from the thieves make it fake..who are d thieves or this mischiefmaker meant tivs.
RomanceRe: "I Dated Her For 8 Years, Never Had Sex With Her, After Her MSc, She Dumped Me" by billyG(m): 9:17pm On Jan 13, 2018
d guy na confirm Mugu,he deserve a certificate in Muguology,see him beard like a bushy kunt!
PoliticsRe: Riot Ongoing In Makurdi, Benue State (Photos) by billyG(m): 8:55pm On Jan 13, 2018
SouthEastFacts:
Nnamdi Kanu is a Hero!
wher d hell is nnamdi kanu when we needs him most?
PoliticsRe: Riot Ongoing In Makurdi, Benue State (Photos) by billyG(m): 8:49pm On Jan 13, 2018
tiredoflife:
There are about 8million fulanis in Nigeria
3million are Nigerians and are the super rich
Who no matter their wealth must acquire a fleet of cattle
To show their traditional status
These need the 5million Fulani who are the super poor of the tribes from mali, Niger, Burkina Faso, Chad, central African republic to tend these herds of cattle.
Inside these 5million you ve the militia
The killer squad
They come in as stealth eagles
They kill and maim
They usually are not seen nor heard of
The do the dirty jobs
They come in whenever the sickly looking herdsmen complain about your people not allowing them free passage to your farms or rivers
Now they are calling for colonies
They want to live side by side with your aged parents
In the village
While you sit in Lagos
Abuja
London
Amelika
Paris
Showing us your Gucci bags
And all your ivory league certificate
Telling us how civilization has moved the west
How they ve done away with tribalism
But you forget to note that most times the western nations you quote are a people who ve more in common before they became nations
Yes they were little tribes with no pollution
Almost free of multitudes
But they fused you with 360 tribes
Asked you to love each other
As one nation
Oh oh you are seeing how foolish you are
Anyway back to the colonies
They will take land under the evil land use act of 1979 which they made a fool from the south to decree
Yes a Yoruba man called obj
You see these aboki as we call them
Think ahead
They are not as stupid as you think
They think 50years ahead
Now they will ask for water
The best lands will be given to them
Yes cattle eats grass
Were u expecting the worst lands
And when your wife and theirs meet in the market
And they ve a fight
They go home to report to the sickly looking husband in the colonies
Near your father's compound
And the kolanut is passed
The militia moves in at night
You make your last phone call home
And by morning
CNN picks it
BBC shouts it
Aljazera plays it
Your village has being wiped out
You ve no one to go home to again
No one to shine to
No one to show all you achieved in obodo oyinbo
And in Lagos and abuja
Your civilization has become your undoing
Welcome to the civilized Nigeria. angry
exactly d fulani herdmens who attack,kill & main are hired mercenaries who operate like ninjas with stealth,invisibility,swiftness even with jazz,yes jazz some of them moves around heavily armed with cattle but u cannot see them b/c they appear like cattle to you,hav u pple seen who herds cattle those days just 2 small boys barely 10yrs with sticks but challenge them on your farms & see cows metarmophosize into killer herdsmen with "odeshi" who leaves sorrow,tears & blood on there path.we must all go d traditional way to tackle them,where are d sorcorers,witches & wizards,ifa,juju,okija priests in d land this is d time to put yur negative energy into positive use...Let us all join hands to liberate our land frm those mauranders,barbarians,jajaweeds frm mali,niger,chad.
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim: "How Iceberg Slim & I Met And Fell In Love" by billyG(m): 8:00pm On Jan 13, 2018
why juliet,slim is like an average guy on d street,why not don jazzy?
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim: "How Iceberg Slim & I Met And Fell In Love" by billyG(m): 7:56pm On Jan 13, 2018
LesbianBoy:
icebergslim dey enjoy o! So naim go dey fvck this girl tight pvssy angry
tight pussy?pussy wey don born big head baby.
CelebritiesRe: Omawumi Steps Out For Her Traditional Marriage In Warri (Photos) by billyG(m): 7:17pm On Jan 13, 2018
congrat!ishekiri with misleading yoruba names sef,i remember oritshefemi,ayo orishejafo,mofe damijo,olu jacobs,segun arinze.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Reacts To Fulani Herdsmen Killings, replies El-rufai by billyG(m): 6:37pm On Jan 13, 2018
A7:
The useless vindictive weakling has issued yet another derisory statement reeking of daftness in an attempt to leverage on the current crisis to demonize El-Rufai.

It is on record Jonathan has never been decisive in tackling any form of insecurity, at his watch the now dismantled Boko Haram metarmorphosizes from ragtag insurgents to fully fledged sophisticated foes that brings disrepute to the Nigerian army, attacking at will, displacing millions and forcing our brave soldiers to desert battlefields wearing women wrappers. All because of the ineptitude, incognizance and Dumbo's unwittness that pave way to unprecedented level of gargatuan pilfering by hordes of unscrupulous vultures on our common wealth.

Just see this quote from above pitiful statement:



Imagine the bolded, yet the useless fool went on to claim he has done well in tackling the menace.

The El-Rufai he loves to loathe and pathetically trying to pass the buck to has done amazingly well in tacking insecurity in his state, El-Rufai has not only device a solution to the problem by initiating a thorough investigation to the root cause, he has since embarked on implementing it heads on as well, and it is bearing fruit, insecurity in Kaduna today is receiving bloody nose and crime is no longer attractive.

If Jonathan had any sense/shame left he should advice Benue government to adopt Kaduna's method of addressing the farmers-herders strife Just like the Plateau government did.

Peace is not a priviledge it is a fundamental right, no man shall be killed because of the leaders shortcomings. Enough of the blame game and instigations. I hope the perpetrators and those fanning the embers receive the worst comeuppance in million folds.
pls i want 2 know d kaduna solution,pls vomit it.
PoliticsRe: Senate Intervenes In Benue Crisis, Meets With Ortom, Traditional Rulers(photos) by billyG(m): 6:08pm On Jan 13, 2018
longlong:
We need to wake up ,this politicians don't care about us,only their political ambitions.if you stay in Benue you will understand.this killing have been going on for so long .the media neglected it ,now opposition are using it as a tool to fight for the coning election.we have been crying hear in Benue,from agatue to tiv .why is the media just carrying it.even that jar head drone ortom ,has his house destroyed by them some months or years back.he is now crying on tv. I just pray we start thinking in this country
What we need right now is a military rule.democracy has not favoured us at all
i support yur last statement 9jerians are to uncultured to practice democracy,we need military koboko till we get sense.
Foreign AffairsRe: AU Reacts To Donald Trump's "Shithole Countries" Comment About Africa by billyG(m): 4:23pm On Jan 13, 2018
Trump is a pfucking Bull in a China shop.
Foreign AffairsRe: AU Reacts To Donald Trump's "Shithole Countries" Comment About Africa by billyG(m): 4:11pm On Jan 13, 2018
The day america appoint a madman as potus.
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Shy Guy by billyG(m): 9:03am On Jan 13, 2018
infant:
EPISODE 12


T he following week, I
made sure that I woke
up very early in order
to get to school on time.
I knew I had a lot to cover.
Sharon gave me her notebooks
for me to go through all what
was thought in class the
previous week. I didn't go
home immediately after
lectures. I had to cover what
was thought the previous week
before going home. I located
an empty class where I could
sit alone and go through all
what was thought the previous
week. I busied myself
immediately.

After 10 minutes of reading, I
heard someone calling my
name. my heart missed a beat
when I realized it was a
familiar voice. I prayed
silently that it shouldn't be
who I was thinking. I slowly
raised my head to see Sylvia
standing at the door. my eyes
widen in shock. How did she
find me here? what is she
even doing here? I thought
Mustack told me that he didn't
say anything to her. so he lied
to me. what will I do now?
how will I get out of this. what
will she do or say this time?
I'm finished.

She started walking towards
me. her every step increased
my heartbeat. I thought of
jumping out through the
window but decided against it,
knowing fully well that I might
injure myself if I do that. since
I had no other idea of what to
do, I only fixed my gaze on the
floor and awaited what would
befall me. she got to me and
stood beside me.

"hi Christian" she said

I slowly raised my head to see
if she was actually the one
standing beside me or not,
because I was expecting her to
start barking immediately she
get to me.

"can I sit?" she asked, pointing
to the available space beside
me.

I didn't respond. I just kept
staring blankly into air. what
is she trying to do this time? I
thought.

"can I sit?" she repeated when
I didn't respond.

I nodded and she immediately
sat beside me. she fixed her
gaze on the book I was holding
without saying a word. I was
uncomfortable having her by
my side. After a while of
deafening silence, she finally
spoke.

"Christian I actually..." she
paused

"I don't even know how to say
this right now" she continued
"I don't have any excuse for
my action the other day. I
really don't know what came
over me. I left home very
angry that day, because
someone offended me. I was so
angry to the extent that I was
having headache. I just had to
unleash the anger in me
before it chokes me. that was
why I got mad at you when
you only try to pay my fare.
I'm really sorry. I just hope
you can forgive me. I have
always wanted to apologize all
this while but was scared you
might get mad at me. I'm very
sorry. please forgive me" she
pleaded.

I didn't respond. I just kept
staring into air. The fact that
Sylvia, who I thought was
actually coming to descend on
me, was actually apologizing,
made me surprised.
She placed her hand on my
shoulder and stared into my
eyes. I couldn't stare back at
her. I fixed my gaze on the
floor.

"Christian please forgive me.
I'm really sorry" she said

"I have forgiven you" I
managed to say.

I had to say it, for her to stop
boring hole on my body. her
closeness was making me very
uncomfortable. I was not even
angry with her in the first
place.

"I know that didn't come from
your heart" she said

"I have forgiven you. I was not
even angry with you." I said

"I don't believe you. Okay if
you have really forgiven me
like you said, let me invite you
to my place for dinner tonight.
if you accept, I will know that
you have really forgiven me"
she said

'Your place' i mumbled to
myself. She wants to put me in
a tight position now. why can't
she just believe that I have
forgiven her. now, she's
inviting me for dinner. I had
never been comfortable having
a lady in my room. going to a
lady's house might be
disastrous. how will I politely
turn down her request? that's
one of my problem. I don't
know how to politely turn
down a lady's request. I always
agree to all their request, no
matter what it cost me.

"do you accept my invitation?
she asked

"okay" I nodded

"thanks very much I'm really
grateful." she said

"okay" I responded

"I can see you were busy
before I came. let me leave
you, so that you can continue
with what you are doing" she
said

"okay" I responded

she stood up, carried her bag
and left.

I couldn't continue with what I
was reading. I parked my
books and left the class. I went
straight home to prepare
myself for the dinner in order
not to embarrass myself in her
house.

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bros no come get heart attack oo!i b shy guy b4 but dis yur own na disease,u are lucky dey keep flocking around u,others no one look @ dia dircn,nxt time u reincarnate better b a damn rabbit.
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Shy Guy by billyG(m): 8:44am On Jan 13, 2018
infant:
EPISODE 11


I went home immediately I
left the cafeteria. I didn't
wait for the next lecture. I
was scared of what Sylvia
might say or do to me in class.
it would be very embarrassing
if she repeats what she did to
me at the park.

That same day, exactly 5:30pm,
my phone started ringing. I
picked the call when I realized
it was from Mustack.

"hello Mustack" I said

"how far guy. what happened?
you left the cafeteria without
telling me. I realized you were
no more in the cafeteria when
I looked back. why did you
leave?" he asked.

"I'm sorry bro. I was having
an upset stomach. I just have
to leave without telling you" I
said

I knew he didn't buy that lie. I
just had to say it since I had
no other lie to tell him.

"okay, that was why you didn't
attend the last lecture" he said

"yes" I responded

"have you taking anything
drug" he asked

"yes" I answered

"okay, take care of yourself. I
will call you later" he said

"okay" I responded.

I ended the call and dropped
my phone on my bed. Sharon
called immediately I dropped
my phone on my bed. I picked
the call after taking a deep
breath.

"hello Sharon" I said

"hello Christian, you didn't
attend the last lecture. what
happened?" she asked

"I was not feeling too well. I
went home earlier." I
responded

"is it that same headache?" she
asked

"yes" I answered

"I thought you took drugs" she
said

"yes I did" I responded

"maybe we should just
postpone our tutorial until
next week, so that you can
take care of yourself" she said

"okay, that would be nice.
thank you very much"

"I will call you later to check
on you" she said.

"okay, thanks"

I ended the call and lay on my
bed.

All through that week, I stayed
at home. I didn't attend
lectures. I was scared of
meeting Sylvia. I was scared of
what she might say to me in
class.

Mustack, Sharon and Joy, all
called to know why I wasn't
attending lectures and I lied to
them that I wasn't feeling fine.
I made up my mind to call
Mustack. I need to know what
was Sylvia's reaction when he
told her that I like her,
because I can't keep missing
lectures. I waited until
weekend before calling him. he
picked after the second beep.

"hello Christian, how are you?"
he asked.

"I'm fine" I responded

"I hope you are getting better"

"yes" I responded
"Mustack" I called

"yes Christian" he answered

"when you told Sylvia that I
like her, what did she say?" I
asked, waiting curiously for
his answer.

"I didn't tell her anything. so
you believed I told her. how
would I have told her when
you didn't give your consent.
that wouldn't be nice for me to
do. I was just pulling your leg.
I only went to ask her if her
micro economics note was
complete" Mustack said

"so you didn't tell her?" I
asked

"no I didn't" he answered.

I heaved a sigh of relief and
thanked God silently.

"okay I will call you later" I
said

I ended the call and sighed. I
was happy that he didn't tell
her, but at the same time
disappointed in myself. I was
disappointed that I could be so
stupid to have missed lectures
for a whole week, without any
concrete reason.

Just when I was about to lie on
my bed, I heard a knock on my
door. I wasn't expecting
anyone. I knew it wasn't
Sharon, because we had
already agreed to postpone the
tutorial until next week. I
walked to the door and open
it. I froze when I saw Kate
standing at the door with
smiles on her face. I never
remember telling her where I
stay.

"hi Christian"

"hi" I managed to respond.

"you are surprised to see me
right?" she asked

I nodded

"well, you will find out later,
how I got to know where you
stay" she said, walking into
my room without allowing me
to usher her in.

She went straight to my bed
and sat on it. I locked my door
and went to sit on the plastic
chair. I won't make the same
mistake of sitting beside her
on my bed, because I knew
how nervous I was when I sat
beside Sharon on that bed.
She lay on her back and
spread her hands.

"I'm so tired" she said

I quickly got a wine from my
cupboard and gave to her. she
sat up and collected the drink.

"thank you" she said

I went back to sit on the chair
i was previously occupying
while she sipped from the
wine. I took a book on my
desk, open a page and fixed
my gaze on it, pretending like
I was reading. it was better to
pretend like I was reading than
to stay in the same room with
her and couldn't start a
conversation. After 5minutes
of silence, she spoke.

"you stay here alone?" she
asked

"yes" I responded and fixed
my gaze back on the book I
was holding.

"why is your room so hot?"
she asked, fanning herself
with a book.

she unbuttoned the upper
button of her blouse, revealing
her cleavage. I tried not to look
at her, because it wouldn't be
nice if she caught me looking
at her cleavage.

After another 5minutes of
silence, she spoke again.

"are you expecting someone?"
she asked

"no" I answered

"I will soon be leaving o" she
said

"okay" I responded

After a while of deafening
silence, she spoke.

"do you always sit all day on
that chair?" she asked

"no" I responded

After a while, she buttoned her
blouse which she had earlier
unbuttoned. She stood up from
my bed, carried her handbag
and walked to the door.

"are you leaving?" I asked

she didn't reply. I stood up
immediately and walked to me
her.

"let me see you off" I said

"don't bother" she cut in
immediately

I could see the look of
disappointment on her face
when she said that. she left my
room without sparing me one
last look. I stood at my door,
wondering what I could have
done wrong.

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some ladies are devil,sucubus!if he pounce on her now dem go say na rape,if he control himsef like a gentlemman dey go say na weakling,a mungu,
haba!
SportsRe: Wilson Oruma All Smiles In New Pictures Shared By His Brother by billyG(m): 7:02am On Jan 13, 2018
make dem snap am for full moon make we see.
CrimeRe: Husband Beats Police Wife To Death In Lagos Over Mistress (photo) by billyG(m): 6:41am On Jan 13, 2018
can a man beat a pelicewoman without consqeuence?autopsy will show if she was beaten,she must hav died of heart break but woman sha dem no won share sweet bannana with their fellow women why?

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