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so he has a new GF!this call for nationwide celebration in d UK.

donblade85555:
Carbon(ii)oxide is odourless, it will react with the haemoglobin of their red blood cell thereby forming oxyhaemoglobin which causes death

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My frd stop spreading ignorance,it kills.
CO rxt with haemoglobin(COHb) to form carboxyhaemoglobin which starve d body of vital oxygen resulting in death.

Edo & Italy sef,wetin edo boys dey find for italy dickson get market for italy too?d oba okpolokpolo need to relocate his palace 2 italy too.

ooo.i think say na infinix phone he won buy sef.

with all that drug money he culdnt buy himsef a good odeshi?emenike why?

LordIsaac:
The earth is moving forward. Nigeria awaits one Atiku to succeed a grandpa. Smh!

Atiku,Gej are grandpa.

many are disappointed b/c dey only came herr 2 see bushy congo meat.

brandydaniells:
just negodu. out of carelessness

That is banky's face after round 1.

which kind deliverance b that inserting a strange object inside her private part & using his 10" prophetic rod 2 push it inside.

if only she has d power she fon giv dem incurable gonorrhia or herpes papiloma virus.

Mama peace transport a sure cruise 2 d afterlife.

Dino park well jare!Head no dey heavy zack orji.

had it been life is cruel to him na police sergeant for fit am,after he go dey hala wailing say police escort dem don withdraw,what is Dss?

UcheSecondus:
National Chairman of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Chief John Odigie-Oyegun, on Tuesday assured that he would relate with National Chairman, Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Mr. Uche Secondus, without rancour.


He gave the assurance in a statement in Abuja, congratulating Secondus on his election at the party´s national convention on Saturday.


The APC chairman tasked the PDP to assume its role as a responsible opposition, with the election of its new national executives.


“It is my hope that the newly-elected PDP national chairman will use his experience garnered over the years to ensure that the PDP assumes its role as a responsible opposition party in the country.


“Our party wholeheartedly welcomes opposition, because we believe that democracy cannot thrive without a vibrant but responsible opposition that puts the nation first.

“This will often challenge you to balance partisan interests with overall national considerations.

“I assure the PDP national chairman of my willingness to engage him robustly in an atmosphere devoid of acrimony and rancour,’’ he said.

He added that in working together, the two parties could elevate the language and temper of politics in the country to provide the enabling environment for democracy to thrive.



Read more at: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/12/odigie-oyegun-promises-work-secondus/

That is a Good1,oyegun stretching d hand of fellowship.

femi fo d 1st time i agree with u,but for d beer drinking in church that 1 no go work oo!,even in jah d almighty i,shout it out fo every1 hearing,dem go say na satan photoshop God voice.

If malaysian so much loves palestinians let them settle then in malaysia na.

profmiganigal:
Give me proof u are not one
Just one proof

which proof again?i hav no leopard clawed-face.

shithapuns:


this is my 3rd day on consistently taking only 4 cloves, am noticing some improvement...maybe my initial garlic dose was too high..
wil keep u updated as the days go by

Keep it up!weapon alive & firing like bazooka this season.

shithapuns:
u know garlic bulbs and cloves vary in sizes..i was taking about 6 to 8 cloves..a normal bulb of galic contins 12 to 15 cloves.
i hv reduced it to 4 to 6 cloves..from day 13. still no appreciable change. today is day 15.
i take it at night only with 1 tab of 1000mg vit c with riboflavins

Must u hav erection?kept yur libido in check 4 dis recession.

Is it cold in here?or it is just me?

wike has finish rivers money,bail out fund,paris refund,2 sponsor useless 2ndus.

PHC1stBorn:
HOW WIKE BOUGHT PDP:
• Spends 15.5billion naira to finance Secondus, PDP Convention
• Reminds PDP stakeholders that he paid 7billion naira to secure judgment for Makarfi 
• Gave 6 Govs 1B Naira each to support Secondus
• Paid Makarfi 2.5B cash & Contracts
• Paid 3 members of PDP CTC 500m
• Paid each party chairman 5m
• Each delegate to get $10,000 to vote Secondus

Indications have emerged that Governor Nyesom Wike may likely have his candidate, Uche Secondus installed as PDP National Chairman at the party's convention scheduled for tomorrow Saturday 9th December.

Reports show that the Governor has spent a minimum sum of 15b naira to sponsor the convention. The Governor is also reported to have bought up almost everybody of influence in the PDP. 
The recent outbursts of former military President Ibrahim Babangida, Chief Bode George, Ebenezer Babatope and other stakeholders especially from the South West against the PDP National Caretaker Committee Chairman, Sen.Ahmed Makarfi is connected to the fact that Gov. Wike is single handedly funding the Convention with a whopping 15.5b naira. This is aside the offers he made influential members of the party including its National Caretaker Committee Chairman, Sen. Ahmed Makarfi who recently picked up 2.5b naira cash and a multi billion naira contract alongside 3 other important members of the Committee who also got at least 500m each from the Rivers Governor.

The Governor was also said to have reminded the party stakeholders how he spent over 7billion naira in securing judgment for the Sen. Makarfi faction of the party against Sen.Modu Sheriff at the Supreme Court.

To show his seriousness in securing the party's top post, Governor Wike is reported to have given each Northern PDP State Chairman 5m naira each and has budgeted $10,000 for each delegate who votes his candidate, Uche Secondus.

The Governor, who is derisively referred to as The Port Harcourt ATM by party top stakeholders on account of his huge financial inducement is leaving no stone un-turned in acquiring the PDP ahead of the 2019 general elections. 

The Governor had earlier promised to support Atiku Abubakar's Presidential ambition but later appeared to be backing down on the promise, prompting a surprising visit from former President Goodluck Jonathan who is one of Atiku's strongest backers.

Governor Wike has a reputation of heavy financial inducements, his name had cropped up at every bribery saga since 2015. He was caught on tape compromising and threatening INEC officials who were in the state to conduct the several re-run elections held recently.

Meanwhile back home in Rivers State, the government is owing a lot of backlog in arrears and pensions including over 24 and 7months owed staff of Rivers State Sustainable Dev.Agency and GPH Agency respectively. The Governor is also known for embarking on low-value projects spiced up with massive media coverage.

As it stands now, it will take a miracle for anybody in the party to meet Wike's huge financial war chest.

VOLUNTEER NEWS REPORTS.

hai!wike has finish our oil money,may 2ndus betray him.

Angel & Demon both wore hijabs.

D lion of N/delta let yo mind not b troubled jah is in control,Apc shall remain in power till 2023,hardship doesnt kill a man,it make him sober,think better,wake up frm his slumber,pushes him to b a better person & brings out his ingenuity.

How can wailers bring cows 2 compare with humans?cow eat grass alone since wailers refuse 2 eat grasses like those cows but imported food why will hunger not deal with them?

profmiganigal:
Oga I won't engage u........
We have made it a point of duty to stop engaging yorubas.......
Let them stay alone, let's stay on our own......
Na crime again.....
Billy abeg go.......leave me

How dear u call me a yoruba an afonja....

Joyiz:
That foundation is personal, funded personally. So y call ur investment a church property just to please people? Abi pastors don't HV d right to own businesses?
Any church investment is named accordingly n not personally. His foundation is funded by his own money, not church money (tithes n offerings or kingdom seeds)

which his own money?wher has he worked b4?what other things does he do for a living,how much is his salary & who paid him?is d church his personal bizness registered in his name too?is d sheeple not contributing funds to d foundation?

wetin carry supol go road?a whole DPO,are d boys not delivering?or is it karma?

This cattle don multiply ooo!he practice Ranching let him advice or compel his folks 2 practice ranching too.

Obinwenite:
Abeg make we hear word.If you seriously want your voice to be heard in PDP, baba deliver SW to PDP.Next person please

Deliver SW or u mean Rig SW?

LogicStatement:
Don't get it wrong! God did not lead Job into temptation, it was Satan. Satan came to God to ask for permission to tempt Job to prove to God that Job can betray Him and so, God gave him permission to tempt Job

it is d same thing na,God gav d approval,satan is tempting on his behalf.

which kind confusion b this?are dey going 2 remove that part where Jesus was lead by d holy spirit to b tempted by d devil?