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Politics / Oyin-zubair Donates To Alma Mater In Commemoration Of 40th Anniversary Of Elerin by biobash(m): 6:26am On Feb 09, 2022
Oyin-Zubair Donates Bags to Alma Mater in Commemoration of 40th Anniversary of Elerin on Throne

By Kaosara Olayemi Oladimeji



Kayode Oyin-Zubair, the Senior Special Assistant on Community Interventions to Kwara State Governor, donated school bags to Erin-Ile Secondary School on Tuesday as part of his promises and commitment to give back to the community that helped him grow.

He claimed the gift was in honour of His Royal Majesty, Elerin of Erin-ile, Oba AbdulGaniyu Ajibola Ibrahim’s 40th anniversary on the throne and his 80th birthday.

Oyin-Zubair said the traditional ruler’s reign has brought remarkable developmental strides to the people by promoting values, harmonious living, tolerance for divergence with peaceful coexistence among other communities, and thus his decision to honor him accordingly.

He remarked during his visit to the celebrant’s palace, noting that, ”We are here to celebrate and rejoice with you on your 80th birthday, and I’m happy for you, I could remember when you were celebrating your 15th anniversary, I was the one that interviewed you on our assembly at Erin-ile secondary school, then.”

“I can assure you that the economic of Erin-ile would soon be boosted as we are planning for a community project and capacity building that will capture the interest of our people under Governor AbdulRahman AbdulRazaq’s administration.”

He, therefore, prayed to the Almighty God to grant the royal father longer life, good health, and wisdom to keep serving the good people of Erin-ile and environs.

https://incnews247.com/oyin-zubair-bags-alma-mater-40th-elerin/

Culture / Elerin Of Erin-ile's 40th Anniversary On The Throne And 80th Years Birthday by biobash(m): 2:07pm On Feb 06, 2022
The Elerin of Erin-Ile, His Royal Highness, Oba Abdulganiyu Ajibola Olusokun II MFR, yesterday celebrated his 80th years birthday as well as 40th anniversary on the throne of his forefathers.

The occasion was attended by Paramount rulers in Yoruba land such as the Alafin of Oyo, Oba Lamidi Adeyemi III, Olusin Ijara-Isin, Olupo of Ajase-Ipo, Orangun of Oke Ila, Olosi of Osi, Olojoku of Ojoku, Onira of Ira, Elerinmo of Erin Ijesha, Onire of Owa Onire, Oloyan of Oyan, Oluinisha of Inisha, Oloba of Oba ile, Oloro of Oro Kingdom, Elesie of Esie, Olokuku of Okuku, Onirese of Igbaja, Olomu of Omu Aran, Olupako of Share, Elerin of Erin Osun,

Important personalities were conferred with various chieftaincy title, among them was Senator Rafiu Adebayo Ibrahim as the Bobaselu of Erin-Ile land, which was witnessed by Former Senate President, Dr. Bukola Saraki (the Waziri of Ilorin), and the Tafida of Ilorin, Alhaji Kawu Baraje, Hon. Kayode Ismail Tijjani (Member, Federal House of Representative) amongst other.

It was indeed a colourful event, to be rounded up with a thanksgiving service at the C & S movement church, Erin-Ile.

Autos / Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by biobash(m): 6:58am On Dec 09, 2020
amdman:
2006 Honda CBR 600 Tribal Edition

No faults reported

27k miles

N2.5m

Hi @Amdman

Kindly give a quote for this 2006 Mitsubishi Lancer.
Autos / Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by biobash(m): 12:22pm On Nov 29, 2020
Hi @Amdman

Kindly give a quote for this 2006 Mitsubishi Lancer.
Autos / Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by biobash(m): 8:17am On Oct 02, 2020
Hello Oga GAZZUZZ, what's your view on Pontiac Vibe 2003/2004?
Autos / Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by biobash(m): 2:41am On Sep 28, 2020
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Autos / Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by biobash(m): 3:47pm On Jul 21, 2020
amdman:
We have been closely monitoring the exchange rate situation as the Naira has progressively worsened against other currencies.

We have now decided to move forward with the rates as they are currently and will respond to all pending enquiries this weekend and start posting new deals from next week.

Kindly give quote for Pontiac Vibe (2006) and C320 Benz 4matic (2003).
Autos / Re: Great And Affordable Cars From Atlantic Canada by biobash(m): 5:35am On Jul 21, 2020
I think you can add clearing fees to it.
Autos / Re: e by biobash(m): 9:37am On Jul 17, 2020
If its still available by next, then I hope to come for inspection as well.
Education / Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by biobash(m): 2:26am On Jun 29, 2020
Heartlessbanker:
Your suggestions/advice are welcome

Was in a similar fix, I am used to campus cafeteria. But as soon as everywhere was locked up, I started eating biscuit and tea. Now, was forced to learn using YouTube. You can also learn using YouTube it's very practical.
Politics / Re: Abia APC Elects Orji Kalu As New Caucus Chairman by biobash(m): 1:49am On Jun 24, 2020
Holding firm the Abia APC party structure ahead of the 2023 election. Kalu for President?
Career / Re: Should I Resign My Good Bank Job And Start A Business? by biobash(m): 4:12am On Jun 02, 2020
tosinntoyin:
Dear all,

I really need an advice. I currently work with one of the Nigerian banks. My monthly take home is about 450k and quite good. My major problem right now is that I have just been transferred from a Branch at one end of Lagos to another end of Lagos. All efforts to convince my boss to deploy me to a closer branch has proved abortive.

Going to work daily right now is a very difficult especially during this raining season and covid 19th period. I spend roughly 3-4 hours on the road when going to work and back home.

I am currently raising my kids on my own right now and dont know how I would manage when school resumes. Before now I drop them off on my way to work in the morning and my friend picks them up to her house in the afternoon till I get back.

I currently have a savings of 2million and would love to start a biz( I dont know what kind) as am comptemplating resigning and start a biz instead so that I can have time for my kids and not die due to stress

Please i really need advice for you all.

Personally, I don't think quitting should be the solution now, the business you want to ventured into, do you have requisite experience?

You can test the waters by start it alongside your job and see how you will fare, even if it is only on weekend basis. Looking for an apartment close to your work place might not be visible due to the expenses you will incur.
Romance / Re: Compulsory Confession by biobash(m): 8:31am On Apr 19, 2020
Franzese:
CONTD

THE LAST CHAPTER

Lilian drove into my compound and then I led her quietly to my apartment. A decent 2 bedroom flat that I had decorated to my taste over the few years.

As I got to my flat I noticed all the lights were on. I usually put my lights off before leaving every morning so I started wondering what could be happening. It was when I tried using the Key that I observed that the door had been locked from inside. Damn! Not tonight.

The only person that could be inside was my long distance girlfriend that was serving (NYSC) at Brass Island in Bayelsa. She was the only person that had a spare key and she didn’t call to say she was coming so who could be inside. My heart was thumping fast. Lilian too was looking at me confused and wondering what was happening.

The long distance relationship I had with Halima had not been too forthcoming as she most times couldn’t come over to Abuja and the last she came was almost 6 months ago when she was enroute Bayelsa for NYSC orientation camp.
Why would Halima just show up without telling me. As I was thinking of my next move, the door flew open.

“ Ah Halima, when you did you come” was all I could muster.
“ I wanted to surprise you since next tomorrow is your birthday” she said glancing past me to look at Lilian with inquisitive eyes.
Lilian and I walked in, we all sat at the living room
By now the jack Daniels had cleared from my eyes and Lilian too was looking very sober. I put my two hand on my head to calm the sudden ache.

Halima had added one and two together so she left for one of the rooms and angrily slammed the door.
I glanced at Lilian and saw tears in her eyes.
“ I shouldn’t have come here Jay, I shouldn’t have” she said as the tears flowed freely down her cheeks..
I just sat where I was cos i didn’t know what to do or say. I had taken this whole thing too far. Now I had two women at my apartment at the same time. The night had taken a sudden u-turn and I was already blaming myself.

Lilian used the second room while I sat at the sitting room. I felt guilty. I had vowed never to bed a married woman and here I was sweating like a ram about to be slaughtered.
I couldn’t sleep throughout the night. I couldn’t even take the my eyes off both doors of the rooms either. I kept thinking Halima could come out to get the kitchen knife to stab me anytime.

Around 4.30am in the morning. Lilian came out of the first room. Without saying a word to me she opened the door and stepped out. It was still dark so I followed her to her car. I opened the gate and she drove out. I tip toed back to my apartment and sat at the sitting room waiting for Halima to wake up.

Halima opened the door around 6am and joined me in the sitting room.
“So this is what you’ve been doing all this while?” She asked looking directly at me.
“ I’m sorry Halima, it’s all my fault” I replied
She raised he hand and said.
“ Don’t worry Jay, it’s over”.
Apart from the distance issues we had, Halima had been a very good person to me all through our relationship.. At around 8am she left my apartment too.

I sat down on the floor in the parlour and reflected over the past few weeks. How I had gone on a careless and reckless spree with a married woman. It wasn’t worth it. I had lost a potential relationship that could have led to marriage. My conscience kept nudging me. I stood up and went to take my bath.

The following weeks at work came and went as usual with loads of work to do. I didn’t get a call from neither Lilian nor Halima. I didn’t expect to anyway as I already accepted my fate until one Saturday when my phone rang and the caller asked if I was Jayson. I said yes. He then told me someone requested to see me urgently at Gwarimpa general hospital.

Wondering if it could be any of my junior colleagues at work that fell ill, I rushed there to find out that it was Lilian.
She was looking really lean on the hospital bed that I was just shocked to see her in that state.

“ Lilian what happened?” I asked
Tears rolled down her cheeks and I just stood by her bed wondering what could have happened.

“I have been diagnosed with HIV Jay”.....she managed to say amidst tears in her eyes.
She went on to narrate how her husband had been having bisexual relationships and had passed the virus to her. She said the test showed that she had been positive for 11 months without knowing until the symptoms became apparent.

“11 months”, I asked again
She just nodded and looked away. I didn’t know when I started crying too.
I held her hands and told her everything will be fine. After a while, thee doctors came and told me my time with her was up so I stood to leave.
I left and on my way home I reminisced on my randy life style and made a decision never to indulge in this sexual excapades again.

Then I got home brought out my pen to put this piece together for someone out there to learn a lesson or two from.

Yours Truly

Jayson




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Thanks for sharing this. Not only married women, we should try and be faithful to our partner. Thanks once again.

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Romance / Re: Compulsory Confession by biobash(m): 7:31am On Apr 17, 2020
Franzese:


Sure..
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interesting OP... waiting for the next update.
Family / Re: My Wife Wants Me To Beg For Intercourse by biobash(m): 11:59pm On Apr 16, 2020
Olofin2:
Our first child is 3 months old. Wife had the child through CS. During pregnancy, she stopped intercourse at 7 months. After her delivery, she agreed to sex twice recently after what looks like begging.

I'm planning to stop asking her for sex forever. I'm a playful somebody and she tries to avoid me playing with her.

Is it the childbirth that caused this?

Give her space, since delivery was via CS, let her body recuperate. She will later demand for sex and time goes.
Romance / Re: I Can't Wait To Get Married by biobash(m): 5:04am On Apr 11, 2020
ggrin:
I can't wait to eventually get married. Prepare breakfast for the LOML and drive our kids to school, a warm kiss on his forehead before leaving for work and then heading straight to my side nigga apartment kiss kiss




grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Nice one, hope you've lowered your taste and demands?
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Cut Your Hair With Clipper By Yourself by biobash(m): 5:03am On Apr 11, 2020
Otunba80:
Due to this covid-19 I can’t go out or invite a barber over, but i have a new clipper here with me thinking of having the low cut by myself. Has anyone ever cut his hair himself with clippers. No style just normal low cut and Not skin style grin

Yes, especially if you're in a country where the barber will do rubbish for you and expensive.
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Woman Who Has Been Circumcise? by biobash(m): 6:57am On Apr 09, 2020
Mirian91:
I couldn't help but drop a comment about this topic. I'm a 28 year old circumcised bitch. : >Growing up I had sexual feelings but couldn't get penetration (my sexual urge was not upto doing that) I remember in my university days, I dated a guy I loved so much but he cheated on me with my uncircumcised ever-ready roommate. He was proud to tell me that he was tired of sexing someone lying like a log of wood.
Sex was painful. I have always known from day 1 that I was uncircumcised when I saw other girls Clit though the sight of their clit is disgusting with so much flesh.

Fast forward to 2018, I married the love of my life, an angel in human form who knows how to handle my body. Please note that I don't like that I am circumcised cos sometimes I dont enjoy sex. My husband practically woo me to have sex, atimes he will beg and beg. We have never had sex without him licking down there and I feel sad for him and more sad for myself.

On one occasion, I called my parents to yell at them at the reason they circumcised me. My father who is the masterminder said that it is to minimize promiscuity, and his biggest analogy is saying that my mother is circumcised too and that she's doing just fine. I told him well, I'm not doing fine cos my marriage is affected. I don't know how long my husband can endure this with me, he's a very patient man and understands my body. The first orgasm I reached in life was with him, and he makes sure I dont feel pain when we are doing the do. He would always ask if I feel pain and with a yes answer he leaves me and hug me closely. I help myself too in relaxing and be open minded. My husband has dated uncircumcised ladies that wanted to kill him with sex. Lol. He keep saying that he prefers to have a circumcised lady as a wife.

FGM is bad. Sex is sweet but that sweetness is what they dont want circumcised ladies to experience. A circumcised lady can not squirt.
Bottom line, if you are a guy and love a lady who is mutilated, the best you can do is to love her and understand what works for her. Sexual Communication is key, always remember that it's not her fault. If we had an option we want our clit back.

Whether circumcised or not, for a lady to squirt, you have to know how to get her there. I'm happy that you have someone that understand your body. As for me, I can marry circumcised lady.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Tips On How To Make A Passive Muslim Become Active In Solat? by biobash(m): 1:47pm On Apr 03, 2020
fatymore:
Asalam Alaykum Ummah,

How do I make someone more diligent in praying.

I think due to his upbringing, job, surroundings and friends he found himself, it is a bit difficult for him to pray the 5 daily prayers. He wakes up for Tahajud and prays Jumah but the 5 daily prayers seems difficult to catch up with.

The progress isn't too visible and improving.

How do I make him better.

Thanks and Jazakumlahi Khayran as you give me tips.


P.S: Parents, please try and teach your children the benefits and how important Solat is from their young age.




Wa alykum salam warahmatullah wabarakatuh,

1. Let him be close to those that will be encourage and call him to solat.
2. He should try as much as possible to pray in congregation, because lots of people feel lazy to pray alone or pay back missed solats.
3. Let him install prayer apps that will remind once it's time.
4. You also have to encourage him and let him know the rewards for nawafils and solat when observed at the appropriate time.

May Allah make us steadfast in the deen.

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Woman Who Has Been Circumcise? by biobash(m): 2:36pm On Apr 02, 2020
enuk80:
Hello Nairalanders,


A friend of mine who is 35 was circumcised when she was 8yr old. She narrated how she does not have sexual urge and I felt so bad for her. I went through her PC and I was surprise to see different porn movies on her PC. She told me she watch those porn just to see if she will have sexual urge but she doesn't.

Her boyfriend mess around with other girls and I believe he does that because he wasn't gaining any sexual satisfaction from her.

Though, she said she sometimes have sexual urge but not all the time. She wanted to mess around with me just to see if she will feel any urge but I couldn't do anything with her since she told me she was circumcised.

So, guys can you marry a woman who has been circumcise?

And for women who have been circumcised, how do you cope with your sexual urge?

Please this post should be at the front page

Yes
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Advice, God Bless You All by biobash(m): 9:39am On Apr 01, 2020
stupidity:
Play along with her and don’t ever ask her out again. DONT EVER ASK HER OUT AGAIN.


Everything will fall in place if you remove your mind from her and start talking to her freely.


One day, one very good day.

She’ll ask you.

“This one you are not asking me out again, seems you have found another girl” grin

Tiri gbosa for you.
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Advice, God Bless You All by biobash(m): 9:36am On Apr 01, 2020
Antiochus:
There's this girl in my church who loves greeting me. She was the first person to shake my hand and wished me happy new year during last year cross over. We started communicating and i got her number. I chatted her up on whatsapp and i introduced myself i later asked if she was in a relationship she said she broke up with someone she was dating this year January i asked why she said he doesn't have her time that she felt she was the only one in the relationship. She asked my relationship status too and i told her I'm single too.

She enjoys chatting with me even when I'm offline she would drop a note that i should beep her when I'm online. I have refractive error so my opthamologist told me to stop using phone/computer at night cause my eyes are too sensitive to glares but this lady would want me to come online at night to chat with her which i did every day. I would strain my problematic eyes at night just because i love her so much.

So i later told her how much i love her but she always laugh whenever i tell her this. There was a time she even told me to stop discussing love with her so i stopped asking her out. During the last valentine's day she didn't come online which was unusual of her i chatted her up the next day when i saw her online and i asked her why she was offline on feb 14. She told me her ex called her and settled things with her and now they are back together she said she wasn't expecting it. I asked her how she felt when he was settling things with her she said she was so happy and relaxed and i replied that's good.

Well, i withdrew immediately and stopped chatting with her, two weeks later she chatted me up and complained i have been ignoring her by not chatting or calling her. I told her i had been busy with some things. she later told me she wanted to discuss some things with me. She said her ex who settled things with her recently has been acting strange again and she does not understand him she told me to advice her i replied I'm not good at giving relationship advice i ended it by telling her to share it with her mum since her mum knows about their relationship.

This lady has been disturbing me since then. At times she would chat me up and tell me she has missed me so much. She really disturbed me last month with miss you so much this and that. I'm not just happy with the way she roused my feelings and ran back to her ex and i feel like someone's second choice which i don't like if her ex didn't act strange would she have come back to me.

Nairalanders please is it safe dating such lady?cause It's like she is now ready but I'm somehow scared. Please i need your advice.

OP, you have to be careful so that you won't end up being friend-zoned or backup. Study her wella before you jump into the ship.

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Romance / Re: Help My Friend Is Gay, Can I Help Him? by biobash(m): 5:52am On Apr 01, 2020
osaskywire:
Good evening everyone... lemme go straight....
(pardon my typos)
.
There is a friend of mine,we met in school infact he's my course mate, but we were not as close as this when we were in 100lv , but as we were entering higher levels we started relating better.
I never had the thought of him being gay but when he started doing some creeping things,i started having doubts in my mind....
Could you believe this guy has gay porn on his phone ....he even had the audacity to ask me to come and watch i just turned a deaf ear.
Sometimes if am talking to him about relationship matters like my girlfriend lying to me he will just tell me:na u no dey 4lo girls.
To the extent he told me that i shouldn't trust girls when i have guys. Can you imagine?...
He also likes complementing me and am not comfortable with that...
But on his good side this guy dey dash me money pass my uncle .......
.
But am fed up with the friendship i don't know if i should end it or help him be straight that's if it's possible...
Please i need advices

Dash you money abi? You better run...
Romance / Re: Which Advice U Fit Give Dis Kind Person by biobash(m): 3:32am On Mar 31, 2020
paulabola:
Let me like this
This Girl am talking about is a virgin her boyfriend has been asking her when would he sex him. She has been telling him story. So today the boyfriend was so Hot that he was asking his bae for sex because he can't go outside.
I asked the girl isn't she ready to have sex with him . She said yes she is but she is scared of the pain. What can she do.

Let your friend marry the girl in a low-key due to corona, he won't spend much.

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Romance / Re: So I Braced Up And Stepped Out Today!!!!! Photos! by biobash(m): 3:29am On Mar 31, 2020
Jewessgratitudd:
Nobody should laugh at my hair o.
Its a lockdown and social distancing tinz.

cheesy, good... Brazilian hair no good for this kind time.

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Travel / Re: US Chartered Flight Lands At Lagos Airport by biobash(m): 11:47pm On Mar 30, 2020
dre11:



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/03/a-us-chartered-flight-lands-at-lagos-airport/




Bring Americans into the country during this period is bad ooo, with the way they're recording high number of cases daily.
Romance / Re: Is It Okay For A Married Man To Have A Lady As His Bestie? by biobash(m): 12:31pm On Mar 30, 2020
ImModern:
Its not OK at all
If I catch my husband doing that, I'll cut off his dick

marriage over ni yen... cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Does It Make Sense To Be Friend With Your Ex Girlfriend by biobash(m): 2:19am On Mar 30, 2020
Picer92375:
Do one benefit anything . like I use to call this Lady I still HV feelings for her but she tell me I cant HV her heart any longer that its late but she said we can be friend .but this Lady use to call me or text me when she is broke

Call or text when she's broke? OP are you sure this true? If yes, then block her or turn down her request since she sees you as her ATM.
Romance / Re: Mature Advice Needed by biobash(m): 2:14am On Mar 30, 2020
Raulboy:
Good day nairalanders ...I recently moved from Osun to Lagos after finishing my ND program for a nice hustle in the city....cause of heavy rent I had to share with another guy ( really cool guy) everything has been going fine until his girlfriend had accommodate problem so he ask me in which I agreed she stay with us for the main time........ lately she has been been making some advances in which I have don't feel comfortable with ....she says she want to sleep on my bed when her guys bed is 2feet away ...and the guy will just be smiling....just today I was Soo bored that I had to leave the house and stroll around area .....when I got back she was wearing my Arsenal jersey with my boxers .....I just stood there like mumu.....for her it might be fun but I like my space ........ good people I need your advice

Turn down all her advances, try and save more to get your apartment, or invite your gf to come and stay with your if you guys are staying in an apartment (2 bedroom flat).
Romance / Re: Am Sharing 2billion US Naira For The First 200 Persons. This Is Not A Joke Just by biobash(m): 7:58am On Mar 29, 2020
natosjahdi:
Owing to what I have been seeing so far, promises without fulfillment i want to surprise you alll.. drop ur details


audio and stereo giveaway... smiley
Properties / Re: How Much Will It Cost To Build A 3 Bedroom Flat. by biobash(m): 3:12pm On Mar 28, 2020
Nice concept.

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