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RomanceRe: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by bitchcrafts: 10:22am On Jul 03, 2016
There are like 8-10 churches surrounding my house (I haven't counted really), And I listened to every single one of them. I doubt if anybody go church pass me today in the whole of NL without me having to step out grin
RomanceRe: What Exactly Can A Man Do To Avoid Marrying The Wrong Woman? by bitchcrafts: 10:19am On Jul 03, 2016
Simple logic, By being the right man for every kind of lady you come to meet and fancy. Is that too big for u to do?
Jokes EtcRe: Top 8 Richest Nairaland Mods By Forbes List by bitchcrafts: 10:03am On Jul 03, 2016
Watch you back, The mods are coming for you! grin
Nice Sunday antidepressant tho wink
RomanceRe: Please Ladies Can You Answer This Question? by bitchcrafts: 10:00am On Jul 03, 2016
foolinlove:
It's the result of years of neurological and obstetrics research. I didn't make it up, I learned it at school.
In short, you want me to believe yo medical practitioner?
RomanceRe: I'm I Too Late To Contest For Mr Nairaland (pics) by bitchcrafts: 9:55am On Jul 03, 2016
But your nose is bigger n larger than mine! And anybody that happens to have something more cumbersome than the member I have here won't ever fit into any class of pageantry, not the lowest even if fresher than the fresh prince of bel-air

If u have a father that's a plastic surgeon, he could help and be the secret to your possible beauty.

I just have to be honest bro, don't waste your time and resources on this! Its not your calling oh grin
RomanceRe: Relationship And Lies. by bitchcrafts: 9:47am On Jul 03, 2016
PushPlay:
Your comment got me laughing. So how do you guard a truth, if not for a lie, so you're telling me you've never told a lie?
by keeping my mouth shut actually wink. on a scale of 1-10 I can say I'm on level 7 truth wise, the 30% deficiency filling the necessary lies respectively.
RomanceRe: Please Ladies Can You Answer This Question? by bitchcrafts: 9:28am On Jul 03, 2016
foolinlove:
Well until you read something you won't know if I'm right or wrong.

You never know, you might learn something interesting smiley

You just assume I'm wrong, I don't know why.
Swiri, when did I say you're wrong? I was simply saying your point of view sounds too commonsense to be borne from a lab/field study . Science might back it, but you're still pulling this from your ar.se wink
RomanceRe: Please Ladies Can You Answer This Question? by bitchcrafts: 9:17am On Jul 03, 2016
foolinlove:
If you don't believe me you can go and read a current text on neural pathways, pain and memory.
That sounds boring.
RomanceRe: Relationship And Lies. by bitchcrafts: 9:13am On Jul 03, 2016
PushPlay:
Bro, there are some lies you have to tell to keep your relationship.
There's a saying that goes, if you've never lied to your woman, then you don't love her.

Some truths you say would even hurt her more .
Truths like? Yo know what Bro, I don't just see myself stooping so low. I would rather jealously guard an unpleasant truth from spilling out than being so cowardly lying and if that truth spills out after all, then sorry is the next scroll on the menu for me ...
RomanceRe: An Official Thread For Mr Iamdotune For Mr Nairaland (cute Photo)__mcjane by bitchcrafts: 9:04am On Jul 03, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
and then?
and then so long! wink
RomanceRe: See How This Talented Jobless Mantwists His Body To Make Money (photos) by bitchcrafts: 9:03am On Jul 03, 2016
Until he can be in that position and still stick his head in his ass, I refuse to be wowed angry
RomanceRe: An Official Thread For Mr Iamdotune For Mr Nairaland (cute Photo)__mcjane by bitchcrafts: 9:00am On Jul 03, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
keep talking im all ears
You even suck at playing dumb tbh
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If You Discovered You Married A Sex Addict? by bitchcrafts: 8:59am On Jul 03, 2016
Fire for Fire... I'll gladly accept the challenge! if she outwits my current level of addiction after all, I will simply elevate cool ... What about u?
RomanceRe: Relationship And Lies. by bitchcrafts: 8:55am On Jul 03, 2016
But, I don't lie....Unnecessarily and lying to keep my relationships is filed under that unnecessarily.
RomanceRe: Please Ladies Can You Answer This Question? by bitchcrafts: 8:51am On Jul 03, 2016
foolinlove:
I don't actually know the statistics, I'm not sure anyone has performed that study, but I am inclined to agree.

However, I am wary of making sweeping generalisations. I don't speak for all women, I don't have a child. I am just quoting the currently accepted theories.
quoting currently accepted theories cooked up in yo head or what?? giggles
RomanceRe: One Night:would You Let Your Boss Sleep With Your Wife For 1million Naira by bitchcrafts: 8:47am On Jul 03, 2016
grin Stupidity everywhere. Its like bacteria these days...
RomanceRe: An Official Thread For Mr Iamdotune For Mr Nairaland (cute Photo)__mcjane by bitchcrafts: 8:43am On Jul 03, 2016

RomanceRe: How Would You Feel/react When Your EX. Makes This Statement? by bitchcrafts: 8:41am On Jul 03, 2016
PunkyV:
That'd be heaven
I'm ushering you into it. You mind? wink
RomanceRe: An Official Thread For Mr Iamdotune For Mr Nairaland (cute Photo)__mcjane by bitchcrafts: 8:37am On Jul 03, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
I dont believe in evolution. no offence

RomanceRe: An Official Thread For Mr Iamdotune For Mr Nairaland (cute Photo)__mcjane by bitchcrafts: 8:32am On Jul 03, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
oga wat did i do?
Just scroll up, I've served your response as requested; just the way u like it wink
RomanceRe: An Official Thread For Mr Iamdotune For Mr Nairaland (cute Photo)__mcjane by bitchcrafts: 8:28am On Jul 03, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
I want you to suck me.
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RomanceRe: How Would You Feel/react When Your EX. Makes This Statement? by bitchcrafts: 8:09am On Jul 03, 2016
PunkyV:
Oh, I see what you mean now.
Exactly, like it just happened now, when u feel u need to stop haggling, arguing and dilly dallying wink
RomanceRe: How Do I Love A Woman Of These Category by bitchcrafts: 8:06am On Jul 03, 2016
If you're so bent on making it work, you really have to live on chill pills, You'll nhave to love it and literally choke on it!
RomanceRe: How Would You Feel/react When Your EX. Makes This Statement? by bitchcrafts: 8:03am On Jul 03, 2016
PunkyV:
What is it about then? Because some of us do have very high expectations.
I don't know for sure. But that feeling of 'let me rest finally' seems more like it...
RomanceRe: An Official Thread For Mr Iamdotune For Mr Nairaland (cute Photo)__mcjane by bitchcrafts: 8:00am On Jul 03, 2016
He is a good work in progress for sure for sure, but the arch kites (if you will allow me) are already out hunting sis. The likes of Justdulla
RomanceRe: How Would You Feel/react When Your EX. Makes This Statement? by bitchcrafts: 7:55am On Jul 03, 2016
PunkyV:
LMAO. I'm sure.

Btw, the quote you posted is also true. Men are the same & not the same at the same time. I guess it's about findind one with flaws that you can live with & tolerate.
That happens after u keep getting over a man by getting under another one in this university of life till you feel 'oh! enough!!' so, I don't think its about finding the ideal man IMO
RomanceRe: Paulkillerman To Contest For Mr. Naireland.... by bitchcrafts: 7:42am On Jul 03, 2016
the pestle between his legs is even way thicker than one of those thighs God HV mercy... Something tells me d babe ^^ is already salivating grin
RomanceRe: How Would You Feel/react When Your EX. Makes This Statement? by bitchcrafts: 7:35am On Jul 03, 2016
PunkyV:
Hahaha. Can you handle the long fall from my pedestal? tongue Because with me you go from King of the world to King scum in 0.2 seconds.
I will come down to your scum in like 0.2 and bring you to my heaven in my imaginary rocket engine Lamborghini grin

RomanceRe: How Would You Feel/react When Your EX. Makes This Statement? by bitchcrafts: 7:27am On Jul 03, 2016
smileysmiley:
heartlessness you say, but I would rather use the word "thoughtful".... I still miss him but the relationship had no future
okay oh, u can go now sad
RomanceRe: How Would You Feel/react When Your EX. Makes This Statement? by bitchcrafts: 7:16am On Jul 03, 2016
smileysmiley:
That statement is related to obsessed people, my ex used to say it a lot while we were dating and I started believing him cause truth be told, he was near perfect. I feel he was a little bit obsessed though. I wonder if he still stalks me on Nairaland sef, he is a guest and will always stalk my every comment. No two people are the same though so I don't see any reason why I'll find someone like my ex.
If he was near perfect, why did u now Fukc him up? Ladies n heartlessness angry
RomanceRe: How Would You Feel/react When Your EX. Makes This Statement? by bitchcrafts: 7:13am On Jul 03, 2016
PunkyV:
I'd say, "I hope not!"

I find none of my exes deserving to be making such grand statements. That'd be like a joke cheesy

That line is actually MY favourite line grin It's not a curse but fact in most cases because I don't do things half-assed. I give everything 100%. Not many people can do that imo, so it's not surprizing when exes always try to reconnect further down the line. They miss those full blasts of love grin
So, will u be my girlfriend?
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done Or Witnessed In A Party? by bitchcrafts: 7:09am On Jul 03, 2016
When it comes to partying ,as in the razz type that pretty easily gets frenzied up, I'm always nowhere to be found.

So, mine happened in one of those low key one's designed to suit the gentle souls like mine grin . it happened that while the mood was almost getting too cool say boring somebody called out and challenged the guys to a shot challenge, was in Nigeria, and I rocked up to it cos I know how manly I am with hot drinks , 1st shot 2nd shot to fifth shot , then it happened.... errrrr... I threw up! The drink was damn too bitter, they said its gulder . Throwing up at a solemn party is embarrassing isn't it?

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