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FamilyRe: My Wife Is Slowly Distancing Herself From Me..... by bitingcool: 11:49pm On Sep 14, 2019
Hehhhh. This one wey U talk strong oo.
Tell you what. She will carry what you said to the grave. Till she dies. The thought of never being enough for the man you love. But know what, she can still forgive again, you can make her bloom.. maybe not erase the hurt but make it fade. Consistently show you love her and your words were rash and unjustified. Put her first. Show her the queen she is to you. She will turnaround. But kai, that thing you talk powerful ooo.
CelebritiesRe: Lilian Esoro Rocks Massive Thigh-revealing Dress by bitingcool: 9:32pm On Sep 13, 2019
Her eyes are sad. Poor baby
FashionRe: My Business Is Sinking. Please Help! by bitingcool: 12:10am On Sep 13, 2019
greatermeme:
This is not a business location issue! It was said that the biz operates online!
Evil arrow no know wetin be online or offline. They dry progress from the source shocked! Op, does the building have designed block with holes in the top middle? Is there a well in the compound? Are the tenants showing sign of prosperity or management of body and soul.. if not, praise Jah your rent is almost due and Japa.. also seek feedback from past customers... have you been nasty to past clients....tell yourself the truth. Why don't you Operate with passerbys? You dey prouding?? Don't ever have a linear source of clients. It's dangerous. Above all, pray to the living God. You will bounce back
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Resumes His Pawon Twerking Challenge After Xenophobic Attacks Break by bitingcool: 4:12am On Sep 11, 2019
With the giant boil Abi na lipoma wey dey d lady right side ya*nsh, she still expose am...Abi una no see am Na wa ooo
Zero self respect
Olamide with the retired career trying hard to trend.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerians Drag Teddy A For Wearing Airpods At His Traditional Wedding by bitingcool: 1:57am On Sep 08, 2019
Richdad50:
shocked

A subtle sign that dude will not have her ears nor listen to her down the years if any. I don't wish them bad but a marriage waiting to crack starts with little and insignificant occurrences.

Richdad
Truer words were never spoken. The morning shows the day.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jossy/Mamador Story: Graduates, Share Your Hustle Experience by bitingcool: 10:29pm On Sep 04, 2019
Sheriman:
I graduated in 2016 since then no job and said to myself i can't stay idle.. immediately i signed into Street Hustle...My brother E no easy but na Naija we dey The hustle pays the bills..I can't engage in fraud..
University Graduate turns Trailer And Truck Washer.. grin grin cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy
God bless your hustle
CrimeRe: Why Rape Victims Should Not Take Their Bath Immediately After – Police by bitingcool: 6:11pm On Sep 04, 2019
igbodefender:
Police Spokesman Mr Frank MBA has advised rape victims to resist the urge to take their bath immediately after they are raped. According to him, doing so may destroy important evidence needed to convict the rapist. In a writeup by Mba, he advised:

"Preserve all physical evidence after rape. Do not take your bath or change the clothes you wore during the rape incident.

"This may destroy essential components of evidence necessary to establish your case and convict the rapist.



"Preserve all torn materials such as underwears, bras or other apparels. Similarly, all blood stained or seminal fluid-stained items should also be preserved.

"Personal items belonging to the suspects picked up from the scene should also be preserved. Where possible, the scene of rape also known as the scene of crime should be preserved to enable investigators review it in its uncontaminated form."

Source
If the DNA evidence linking those that killed Funsho Williams was destroyed due to ' no light' to preserve it despite the pedigree and weight of his family, personality and status in the nation's democracy,if you like, become a tomb after rape, if the person get money pass you. Forget it. Who will bear the cost of a DNA test
CrimeRe: Why Rape Victims Should Not Take Their Bath Immediately After – Police by bitingcool: 6:05pm On Sep 04, 2019
Ikpeazukerosene:
Hmmn... Very timely advice.

Busola no suppose baff for 20 years.
U don see who dey use doggy rape?

U go fear fear
CrimeRe: Police Fire Teargas To Stop Protesters From Burning Shoprite In Abuja by bitingcool: 4:10pm On Sep 04, 2019
Adjoyvi9:
How did we get here
Lolll.
A new meme is born
CelebritiesRe: Xenophobic Attacks: Wizkid Slams Celebrities For Dumb Stupid Comments by bitingcool: 4:06pm On Sep 04, 2019
All those rape sweet to talk celebrities have shut their mouths.
CelebritiesRe: Xenophobia: Ali Baba "President Buhari Cannot Take Decisive Actions" by bitingcool: 10:16pm On Sep 03, 2019
morpheus24:
How many Nigerian so far have been killed in this Attack. Ali baba just dey talk
I wish na just one person they kill, that person come be your family member. Then you will understand that one slain Nigerian is as important as a million slain people.. stop thinking with Ur leg. Idiot
PoliticsRe: Xenophobic Attacks: Nigerian Govt Demands Two Major Things From South Africa by bitingcool: 7:58pm On Sep 03, 2019
If na unconfirmed rape story or worthless trending now people like Kate Henshaw, Adesua Wellington, toke, and co will be running their mouth like beans wey dey purge, printing banner and shouting step down for event they were not there when the matter happened.

Your country people are dying right before you for no just cause, these pull him down yeyebrities have not petitioned any authority to talk or take action....
Believe so called influencers and attention seekers at your own peril. Anywhere belle face people.
Thank God for people that can speak for sensible national causes.
CrimeRe: Full List Of Nigerians Indicted For $1.1B Internet Scam In The US by bitingcool: 1:59am On Aug 23, 2019
This is a shame
TravelRe: Diary Of A Nigeria Student Living In Saint Petersburg, Russia. by bitingcool: 3:50am On Aug 21, 2019
[quote author=TochiPhotos post=81440965]Today I cooked Nigerian jollof and went to the streets of Saint Petersburg, Russia to find out what Russians think of this popular Nigerian cuisine.

In the video are what Russians think about Nigerian jollof rice please watch, like and subscribe to Afro Rossiya TV.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQMJeS8PCCs[/quote

Lovely video. If na Nigeria U give stranger food taste for street , he no go gree before he dissapear or become yam
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Seyi Apologises To Mike, Cruisetopia Teammates (video) by bitingcool: 11:45pm On Aug 16, 2019
There was a forum...
FamilyRe: My Wife Is A Cheat. I Need Advice by bitingcool: 4:41am On Aug 16, 2019
JudgeOGBUNABALI:
Get lost pls. Quit my mention while at it.
D respect dey shack U ba? If you really treasure respect. You would mind your English. Just this little banter, you're bleeping red. How unfortunate. You can't give what you demand. Litmus test. Failed... and you can kill for respect. Hahahahahaha
FamilyRe: My Wife Is A Cheat. I Need Advice by bitingcool: 2:46am On Aug 16, 2019
JudgeOGBUNABALI:
If you don't have boundrues, I have. If you cross mine and got found out, it's hell and drastic actions follows. Stay your confused lane ... I know myself.
na U dey confused....inua
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Boldly Cheating On Me, Help by bitingcool: 1:09am On Aug 16, 2019
uuzba:
I really pity the OP
You dated the guy for 6years
And in all that time, you didn't see his character?
When OP said when got pregnant BEFORE wedding, I knew something was wrong with both OP and husband
WAIT AND MARRY FIRST, you will not hear.
The man MAN CANNOT CONTROL his sexual urge, that is why he got you pregnant out of wedlock.
Now you've married, you thought it is over?
Shey you are seeing now that it isn't over?
He is trying to justify his uncontrollable sexual desire by quoting Bible.

You guys are so holy, why didn't you marry in church?

Aunty, this is your problem. You lied to yourself. You have to face whatever shit you get until your husband has a change of heart.

Sit down with him and tell him both of you did a bad thing from the start.
Confess, repent and start again
What a great advise... Spent blaming than looking for a solution. I pity those that work under you. Na die they dey
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Boldly Cheating On Me, Help by bitingcool: 1:01am On Aug 16, 2019
Whoeppme:
Go find his bank account, empty it then move on...if you can't empty the account yourself, Gboys full ground. Na only percentage we go collect... Waiting for your message.

No mind the dick head husband of yours. He is just a small boy. Hand never touch am e go behave...
Lolll, nobody go fit mess with your sister ooo.
Your comment actually shows love and concern to the op. But no dey do gthings my gee. D guy need some clearance make him eye clear. He go come humble, come dey go midweek church service sef, because d money wey remain, na police investigation he go finish am put. He go come lean. Love matter go be like Greek for him ear. Make he come get small accident dey use crutches sef so that his 3rd leg no go dey wander about. Lollllll. An eye for an eye dey sweet at times cheesy grin grin
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Boldly Cheating On Me, Help by bitingcool:
Op.

So many women have experienced this.
A phase where a man's dick is pointing to all the edges of other women's compass
Here is what you do IF you want to stay in your home
1. Pray. Nothing is too big for God to handle. Pray for wisdom for yourself, pray for help for your husband
1a. OPEN YOUR MOUTH: This one don pass ' we settle our differences as a couple. Sisterly, una coupleship don wear elastic band. Report to his family with alacrity. His mother and father and everyone. If you want to save small face for him , don't tell your family because they will never see any good in him till he dies. Talk to his closest friends too...they may help reset his brain
2. Watch yourself. Even though you're breastfeeding, it's not a licensed to become a pig. Have u blown out of proportion, get back in shape
3. Plan. Do U have a job, do U have a business idea... Start acting.. even if it's to sell online or on Instagram. Don't depend on any man for money. Hold your side well well... Start planning in case go no go
4. Be wise: give him sexx but make sure you use condom, don't close leg and drive him further into the hands of Jezebel. Create an aura of mystery around yourself. Look exciting and attractive. You mentioned you dated for 7 years.. that's enough to make a man want fresh excitement. I'm sure U have very few friends.
Start talking on d phone to people... leave the room at times when your phone rings... Even if it's you calling yourself. Create a newness around you ( I don't care + I care, U be woman U go sabi am)...both of you have seen the 12 walls of una kpekusss... D pikin don widen am sef... Excitement must be low at this point
5. Express:When you're angry, pour out your mind to d cheating husband let him feel the heat.
6. Don't cry. Crying has never solved anything. Make yourself more reliant and call him out for his bullshit. Demand he needs to cut his assoxiation with the lady despite his feelings...U will let him see d log in his eye if he is too blind to see it. If he still has a little fear of God, U must plant the seed that makes him know his romance is ungodly and bitter. give him other sources of business prosperity he has abandoned because he feels the lady is d main source of his growth. Learn about his business too. People with like interests always find themselves togetther. Donr restrict your interests to your threatened love and the child between you. Don't pamper him in his adultery. Still be the supportive wife...show love but be firm but in everything, run to God because your parents sef, are not perfect. I have to warn you., If he has a cheating tendency, this behaviour may repeat itself again.. with another woman if he doesn't discipline himself. so be strong and live your life to the fullest...as an individual and a wife

Remember, this is my advice if you don't want to let go ooo

There's no direct steps to reinging in a horseband...but there's nothing God cannot do.
I won't advise you to leave if you know deep down he's a good man because there's no guarantee the next man won't be worse.... But if go no go, let God lead you. Marriage is deep.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is A Cheat. I Need Advice by bitingcool: 12:24am On Aug 16, 2019
JudgeOGBUNABALI:
Well, this is my 7th yr of marriage. My main problem with man and woman is not cheating but disrespect. And cheating even comes under disrespect. I don't play with respect. I give it to people and demand 110% reciprocation.
Dude here has no respect for himself. So am sure nothing, not even his children will respect him. Not to talk of the so called wife and her bonobo friends. You see, my wife, my inlaws, my siblings knows I can kill demanding respect. So nobody crosses that line. You want to mess around? First quit the marriage. Otherwise the day I find you out. There'd be double funeral and nobody will know who is responsible. My respect is more important than any blood!
That's why I wish to encounter this louse called Op. The wimp seriously need some whip
Dey there dey make mouth. Mr. Respect. Woman wey wan do go do... wether you demand respect pass God or not.

Just thank God you don't have such challenge
That God did not give you load wey U no fit carry.
Everything in this life is wisdom.
Op... U know what to do. You know how to tame your wife. Do it!!! Reclaim your lordship and head in your home... and stop letting your wife disgrace you. Also, use a condom. Don't sell your house pls. This storm will pass. There's nothing as pitiful as renting a house in old age.. expecially when I have tasted house ownership. Make sure your hands are busy in any little venture..and tame your wife or let her face her actions...
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye Speaks On Holy Communion, 1850 Pastors Ordained,109 Born @ Convention by bitingcool: 2:24pm On Aug 12, 2019
lexy2014:
Thank u so much for clearing up Adeboyes extra biblical injunctions.
Na real extra biblical injunction. The take it at night alone weak me. Na wa
LiteratureRe: “Foreignpreneur” Now Free On Amazon Kindle; Nigerian Ambassador Gives Foreword by bitingcool: 2:10pm On Aug 12, 2019
Just checked on Kindle. It's not free. $3.97
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CelebritiesRe: Busola Dakolo: I Didn’t Sign Any Counter-petition Against Pastor Fatoyinbo by bitingcool: 8:26pm On Aug 07, 2019
My only question is : has Timi don paternity test for his first child because this matter don pass Matthias
RomanceRe: Man Poses With His Curvy Fiancee In Pre-wedding Pictures by bitingcool: 6:03pm On Aug 04, 2019
SirIconR:
Bros I hope you were not forced... if it is so flee.. Joy No dey the guy face ooh
U don make me laugh ,come dey cry put...
LiteratureRe: Davies Iyiegbu Releases His Book “Foreignpreneur” (Review) by bitingcool: 12:10pm On Aug 04, 2019
Much interested
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RomanceRe: Identical Twin Sisters Get Married On Same Day To Men From Same State by bitingcool: 11:19pm On Jul 25, 2019
The caliber of news gracing the front page calls for sober reflection. huh
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Told Me She Is Not In Good Health And Wouldn't Want Me To Suffer by bitingcool: 11:22pm On Jul 19, 2019
Hola if the comments from nairalanders don make you laugh tire.
CrimeRe: Olu Benson Lulu-Briggs Death: Ghana Police Begin Investigation by bitingcool: 9:55pm On Jul 18, 2019
Na wa o
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by bitingcool: 10:51pm On Jul 16, 2019
shawlar:
We don DM tire ooo.... but you no gree respond..
I don respond since, U no talk back

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