₦airaland Forum

alekside:
For being disobedient

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In Babcock, artificial hair add-ons should not extend beyond the neck.

Your daughter knows this even if you the father does not know

The greatest way to challenge them is to withdraw your ward

They no beg you to come

Since you came, oloye, you and your child must follow the rules.

Fullstop

cococandy:
If it’s a Nigerian male, then he can’t be at fault. It’s not possible. That’s how ‘God’ made it.

But if it’s a Nigerian female, bring on the blame. We don’t really know how to do anything right. We are what’s wrong with the world.

the men however, are so perfect that even the angels are taking notes in order to keep up.

Well according to NL

You have said it all.
Not saying there are no jezebelic exemptions
What you find is that these men pick these naive girls, wear their lives out in the name of I brought you to America. When the ladies get pushed to the wall. They start noticing things are not so with other females..they get street educated and d men start shouting foul!!
Even in Lagos here, husband's do the laundry, they cook, they share house chores with the wife. It's tough doing homechores alone with the stressful life in Lagos... Then U carry your warped African prince mentally online, judging women and looking for the one to wash your nya.sh after you shit. Thinking America is Eldorado. There are a million and one people living way better than una American life. You need to understand that marriage is a partnership...1+1=1 not 1+ when I feel like 1= 1

BaaleOko:
The dilemma I'm facing now, I dey based in Yankee and I have pretty much achieved everything a young man can have for an ideal American dream... e remain to find wife but good women dey scarce these days( maybe the good ones are hiding, or I'm not just looking hard enough). Mumsy dey tell me make I go Naija find wife, been communicating with lots of beautiful and amazing (at least online) Naija girls back home, each time I bring up the idea of marriage and I tell them I'm in Yankee...they always seem too excited than necessary, as coded guy wey I be, I already know reasons why. I'm just too scared to take any chances cause marriage ain't no joke... I guess I'm better off just finding a Nigerian girl based here in yankee.

You mentioned your achievements but didn't mention anything about your character.
Are you a good man, do you have real fear of God? do you know how to keep your peni.s inside your trouser? Do you boast about your achievements instead of your character? Do you have an understanding heart and willing to work with your future wife as a team? Like begets like. If you're meeting ladies that jump at the prospect of American citizenship, it shows you're fishing in shallow waters.
If you want a wife, they yapa for Lagos and wherever you dey.. Women that hold and know their worth. I fit even introduce you to a few ONLY if you can answer to the above questions truthfully.
Good wife material will never manage poor husband Material.

Angela777:
The thing is as a Nigerian man abroad, you wish the best wife for yourself. Then first, look at yourself and ask yourself are you the best or the good one? You want the woman submissive and doing all housework and, will she be the housewife and will you support her in everything?
Because if she is working full time and having kids for you, she will come home tired and is she still responsible for all work at home and with kids? Will you practice the so called Nigerian "culture" having other women and being naturally polygamist? Will you expect your wife to shut up and accept you going and having sex with other women? Will you be very bossy to her and her should be very submissive as similar to a Muslim woman? I don't think it will work this way in America even with a Nigerian village submissive girl, not for long, America teaches freedom to kids and women. If your wife goes to the doctor for any reason and the doctor notices she is sad, they will ask her if you are to bossy or do you abuse her, your own kids will tell at school how you treat your wife and even if she is submissive, your own kids will call 911 if their mom cries. The marriage in America is different, it is not Nigeria. If you are willing to be faithful and you find a woman who is educated and is your best friend, doesn't matter the race, it may work better than any childish plans to pick a submissive one or to mold her your way

He who has an ear, let him hear. A good wife is not determined by tribe, country or religion. A good man makes a good wife and vice versa... except in otherwise situations.

Yuugen:
Plenty of gud abroad-born n abroad-raised based Nigerian women. A buddy of mine married one 30years old two years ago in Baltimore U.S, they're happily married with a baby girl now. He was turning 35 n wanted to settle down, no time for play. Raves about how a good wife she is. Am in the U.S n have met nice Naija ladies myself. My elder brother too married a Naija lady Accountant here, two kids now, lovely humble lady, calls me uncle everytime . He's in IT. Both have daily 9-5 jobs. She works longer shifts at times like during tax season. Everyone can't be bad, op, maybe u arethe problem or u better yet change ur circle to find who u looking for

He seems to be the problem with his sharp mouth.
You're looking for someone to slave while you help when you feel like. Even an angel will wear out. Go and look for a woman from Philippines or Myanmar to do your bidding

oyetunder:
One day is coming... Tinubu will use his own hand to select a puppet, but the puppet shall become the tsunami which shall consume him and his fellow full time political locusts.

Why do I feel d day has come?

Hope we won't shout Àtikú ( we don die) after Atiku wins d election

Zoharariel:
Married for just 10years & with only 5 kids? Is that an excuse? I know women who don born 6 & 7 pikins wey still dey collect steady preeks from outside.

The spirit of my ancestors from Nibiru is telling me that your wife is collecting an alternative banana outside.

Each time you touch her breast, she cringes?

Chaiii! Yahoo Boys don reprogram & adjust the frequency & wavelength of the sensual circuits of your wife's body, thereby rendering her sexual antenna unreceptive to your electromagnetic sexual waves being transmitted through your testosterone signal.

You can't trust these Nigerian women even if they're vomiting holyghost fire through their nostrils like a locomotive train.

If I were you, I would immediately hire 2 female Private Investigators to monitor & be following her about for a month.

If dem no catch am with atleast 3 guys for 3 different hotels, then NIMROD is not my ancestor.

U should be comedian

Butoneday2:
Make i hear word jare, another lai mohammed. Holy nweje.

Your comment reminds me of someone. Does your name start with O and ends with a?

This guy appears to me as an ingrate.
He got 70m and needed 15 million
By now, there should be taking along 3 other babies with similar predicament to assist. And he will still have 10m left to set up a fund for beniah.
Then the matter of cutting off kbl foundation...totally morally wrong. Even if d guy asked for a percentage which no one has said he has, d guy runs a foundation and there are other needy individuals there.
But what does his guy do, he cuts away from someone that helped him, no talk about how he intends to utilise all that fund. He hasn't gotten public with hospital and surgery details, Afterall he went public with the baby's condition that's why I donated. and is snapping picture with freeze.
The future will tell how this story goes.

MichaelBukamzy:
wow. TURKEY nla. This one pas carmel toe,na elephant toe.

See as I dey laugh. You're a funny person.

prince3009:
Concubines are liabilities especially when they are unmarried. Women who are married to other successful men are most of the time in depressing and unfulfilling marriages.

They are usually the best target.

I have this friend in Abuja who is currently dating 4 married women simultaneously.
3 of them are actually still married to their spouses while 1 is separated from the husband. Single ladies are a complete turn-off to him except for mere sexual gratification if he chooses to but rarely.

I probed him to know why he choses them and he said that they are very easy to fall for the whims of a guy because they are already taken and rarely get passes from other men plus the fact that they give almost 100% undiluted care and attention to their lover.

And those women are really spending on him because their husbands are mega rich.

True...married women get the least comments and attention
Even for most, their husband's particulars no dey work well again
They are ready targets for preying men...and you would never know...their lips are sealed

Ugosample:
"American society does not tolerate infidelity"

who told you this

There are so many women there who forgive their men, and men who forgive their wives

What the American society however promotes is a fair settlement when it comes to divorce.

The richer party settles the "poorer" party.

it turns out that in most cases, the richer party is the man.

Women pay their ex husband huge settlement too.

Humphrey rejected his settlement from Kim, if not he would have reaped bountifully from that botched marriage

Russell Brand on Katy Perry too.

So it's not a man or woman thing, it's who is the richer/poorer party

One of the few sensible quotes I have seen
The guy will go on and make more money
Lots of women forgive their cheating husbands all over the world
Even men forgive cheating wives

festacman:
Falling in love is no respecter of persons. It turns you into a teenager once again no matter how old, how rich or how highly placed you are.

By the way, those sweet messages can soften even the heart made of stone.

I swear the guy get rhymes
He should be Rhymzo
Those messages are from someone TRULY in love
Kai!! I feel for the other husband
If U like take all his wealth, he has love
And would make it all back
Just sad that he was loving someone else while married
But dude IS IN LOVE!!!

duchessofyork:
No contact details?

Pls send a mail via nairaland

All these comments can make someone sad
She just had a baby for Christ's sake
She can still hit the gym later if she wants to
You forget she has a child that she was seeking for for a long time
No matter how many body shaming, no one can still her joy
She still looks beautiful

Living Room Furniture for sale with Center table : 200k

Dining set:. 100k

Both furniture less than 6 months of purchase.

Location: Lekki , Lagos

Price: firm

eventsmallchops:
i will get a job or something doing , and my life will have meaning.

Amen!!
Start something small. One day at a time. That should be your motor. ..one day at a time. If U set a goal for a month..you may not achieve it.. set your goals one day at a time.. and you will succeed. When you succeed, mail me. I want to celebrate with you.
Have an amazing 2019.

Well. He has to come clean
If he doesn't call a family meeting on him
Don't nag or throw tantrums. That's what he wants to see
You guys can both still grow old together. It's just a temporary irresponsible behaviour
Insist on a current hiv test from him.
Be d wife you have always been..but very calm now
If you have been a housewife or adding weight like a balloon. Get your a game on..
Don't give him a soft landing If he doesn't apologize and stop
Be wise sister pls. You can always check his phone...if he can check your private part, his phone is not off limits
Above all, pray for God to give you wisdom to know what to do and keep your home
Stop crying!!!
Rise above the pain
You can do it

Merry Christmas

Damibiz:
All the way from Gwagwalada

Na avocado U use cook d rice?
Why E green like this?
Or U put a dash of chlorophyll

duduade:
Is like this guy they are doing him from the village...

Very restless

Lol. This your comment made me laugh ... Nairaland can comment sha...

Rocktation:
Haba...you just talk like say na you invent egusi soup. Which one is practice makes perfect for where dish arrangement de? Go to Paris and see magical cuisines; frying pans catching fire ontop recipe, people gathering herbs, weeds and what not, together, ontop dishes that supposedly have standard recipes. All in some race to become the next best chef.

No mind d guy. Too know make agbede short!
Weldone OP. U no tell us how U were rewarded..was it in d oza room ?

agbonkamen:
Lord bless me with a good man who is loving and caring even if his dick is short I go manage am.

Be careful what you ask for.

Ejimagift:
Wombless girl. Banky better marry second wife

The bitterness in your life is second to none

Esseite:
The question should be... does idowest have 5million?

God bless you
Person wey no chop belleful with the song..

rentAcock:
Blasphemy!

SERIOUS BLASPHEMY !!!!!

Anytime I see her. I remember bad attitude plus bitterness. Attributes make-up and photo shop can't take away.

TimeManager:
Anytime you fuçk a virgin your business improves??... Who else thinks this guy is a ritualist..

kiss the truth!

Me thinks this guy just heard the phrase 'kiss the truth'
weird!!!!

natureem:
Most people's mind is so dirty and they tend to judge everyone else with it.
I met my best friend when I was 5, back in the early'90s and we're still friends. She's married now, I am too.
Her husband met her a complete woman, funny enough, her parents came to thank me for that cos they felt surprised based on how close we are.
Because you can't be platonic with thve opposite sex doesn't mean someone else can't.

Which one be complete woman again. Another phrase for virginity. Issorait.

pocohantas:
You smashed her because she wanted to smash you too.
Not because you are her male bestie. If she didn't wanna smash you, na better slap you fit collect for touching her.

A woman knows the man that's smashable to her, if you don't fit in...you will hear ["he is a nice guy, BUT..."]. She'll keep you as friend, you go dey help her put on generator and jack 25l water containers, up the stairs. Nothing more!

You said what these guys don't know
A woman will only let you do her because she WANTS you to.
Not because the guy has money or sweet talks or anything
Keep a married woman among sexy men and nothing will happen if she has no interest
Keep her in the bottomless pit and she will be getting it steady under your nose..if she wants to
It's the mind you condition not the people around.
Those men thinking their wives are pure because they don't talk to anybody will die if they knew what she's capable of
If you're there and your smash game is poor, you don't make her come, you don't do f4oreplay, U don't give her peace of mind, u enter and exit like U came to buy fuel, U finish faster than indomie noodles cooks..U will never see her with a male best friend..cos he's your stunt double. The ones getting it don't need to show their 'friends' off
Heck, some even prefer women.
It's the mind guys....not the people....most of the time