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Celebrities › Re: Psalm West: Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Name Their Fourth Child by bitingcool: 1:08pm On May 18, 2019
MadamExcellency:
The Wold has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes and media personalities are mistaken for people of importance I've Needed a Doctor I've Needed a Teacher I Need Farmers every day I have NEEDED an auto mechanic, a plumber, a house painter, and a lot of everday people. But I have NEVER, not even once, NEEDED a pro athlete, a media personality, or a Nollywood/Hollywood entertainer, for ANYTHING
are these words yours?
They are words in marble. Apart from to distract one from Nigerian stress...never has an entertainer been of any use..yet they are most celebrated. U just gained a fan
Pets › Re: Please Help Sanchez My Puppy Is Dying by bitingcool: 10:18pm On May 16, 2019
soberdrunk:
Sorry bro!!! Take heart but that is why I like Ekuke" they always self medicate and heal miraculously, my guy Ekuke that they said had "cancer of the ear" the dog enter Bush by himself go chew herbs and is still alive and well...... angry
U don make me laugh tire. Lolllll
Celebrities › Re: Tega Mofe-damijo, RMD Son Looking Cute In New Lovely Pictures by bitingcool: 10:10pm On May 14, 2019
Shey na because he dey open chest up and down he turn to gay or na the nose ring or na how una dey take decode d thing sharp sharp come label the boy egede.? undecided shocked

Ja was si
Celebrities › Re: Singer LAX Celebrates Mother On Birthday , Shares Lovely Pictures by bitingcool: 4:49pm On May 07, 2019
akimoriyomi:
Ramadan Kareem to all my Muslim brothers... kindly assist me with anything u can afford to get some food stuff for d Fast, as it is not easy to fast without having what to eat at Sari and in d evening when d fast is over. Thanks for assisting a brother...
0713160626... access Bank
See format.
Next levels.
Innovation at its peak
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Misses Churchill's Joystick- Isokoboy Slams Tonto Over 1-minute Talk by bitingcool: 12:11am On May 03, 2019
baloest:
Which is true,she misses his penis ,bitter soul toto ,leave Churchill alone,u married him 4 more fame thinking he was obj's son,so relax & carry ur cross ,how on earth will u use ur money 2 marry a man,re u 4rm India,Abi ur complexion deceived u,let d man b ,u forced urself on him simple
Is she from India? Wicked!!!!

The foolish girl just discovered YouTube and is looking for views
... forgetting that the internet is fickle....if another news come out tomorrow... everyone go forget her story.

The way she's desperate for attention...walahi, she fit kill her pikin say na Churchill do am... Just because of attention.

There are a million one minute men in this world wey still dey good marriage, wey dey fhuck with phrick, tongue , hand, d women never die. Churchill suppose dey do Thanksgiving everyday for his escape from hell. One minute kill her there
Celebrities › Re: Idris Elba Receives £7,000 Wedding Gift From Prince Harry And Meghan Markle by bitingcool: 11:53am On Apr 28, 2019
StupidInyamiri:
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
Mr. Brightside
Romance › Re: Lady Set To Marry Ikoyi ‘Big Boy’ Who She Met Over Her Stolen Jewelry. Photos by bitingcool: 6:28pm On Apr 27, 2019
So many people with shallow mentality adorn this forum. These two people are not kids and are obviously well established in their own rights

Whether a marriage will last or not is not for anyone to judge.

I think their serx life will be crazzzzzzyyyyyyyyy. You can almost touch the chemistry between them. Day 1 of meeting must have been mad synchronisation. The type that your body tingles with every deliberate and indelibrate skin contact.. I hope it gets better with each passing day Amazing love story.
Family › Re: Father Refused To Attend My Wedding by bitingcool: 11:28pm On Apr 21, 2019
Olukologia24592:
Bro, I'm a Christian that attends Pentecostal church, with what you've said, its a family thing, so the devil is trying to manipulate your way. Because you are about to give heaven joy. All you need now, FAST FOR 7DAYS tell God to help you break that jinx. I'm not a pastor but I speak based on the direction of the spirit

Crime › Re: Kano: Man Kills 18-Year-Old Wife For ‘Being Disobedient’ A Month After Wedding by bitingcool: 8:39am On Apr 05, 2019
alekside:
For being disobedient shocked
Aptly captioned
Education › Re: Nigerian dad reacts after daughter's school forced her to losen her braided hair by bitingcool: 7:01pm On Mar 12, 2019
In Babcock, artificial hair add-ons should not extend beyond the neck.

Your daughter knows this even if you the father does not know

The greatest way to challenge them is to withdraw your ward

They no beg you to come

Since you came, oloye, you and your child must follow the rules.

Fullstop
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Abroad, How Did You Choose Your Significant Half? by bitingcool: 3:07am On Mar 12, 2019
cococandy:
If it’s a Nigerian male, then he can’t be at fault. It’s not possible. That’s how ‘God’ made it.

But if it’s a Nigerian female, bring on the blame. We don’t really know how to do anything right. We are what’s wrong with the world.

the men however, are so perfect that even the angels are taking notes in order to keep up.

Well according to NL
You have said it all.
Not saying there are no jezebelic exemptions
What you find is that these men pick these naive girls, wear their lives out in the name of I brought you to America. When the ladies get pushed to the wall. They start noticing things are not so with other females..they get street educated and d men start shouting foul!!
Even in Lagos here, husband's do the laundry, they cook, they share house chores with the wife. It's tough doing homechores alone with the stressful life in Lagos... Then U carry your warped African prince mentally online, judging women and looking for the one to wash your nya.sh after you shit. Thinking America is Eldorado. There are a million and one people living way better than una American life. You need to understand that marriage is a partnership...1+1=1 not 1+ when I feel like 1= 1
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Abroad, How Did You Choose Your Significant Half? by bitingcool: 2:52am On Mar 12, 2019
BaaleOko:
The dilemma I'm facing now, I dey based in Yankee and I have pretty much achieved everything a young man can have for an ideal American dream... e remain to find wife but good women dey scarce these days( maybe the good ones are hiding, or I'm not just looking hard enough). Mumsy dey tell me make I go Naija find wife, been communicating with lots of beautiful and amazing (at least online) Naija girls back home, each time I bring up the idea of marriage and I tell them I'm in Yankee...they always seem too excited than necessary, as coded guy wey I be, I already know reasons why. I'm just too scared to take any chances cause marriage ain't no joke... I guess I'm better off just finding a Nigerian girl based here in yankee.
You mentioned your achievements but didn't mention anything about your character.
Are you a good man, do you have real fear of God? do you know how to keep your peni.s inside your trouser? Do you boast about your achievements instead of your character? Do you have an understanding heart and willing to work with your future wife as a team? Like begets like. If you're meeting ladies that jump at the prospect of American citizenship, it shows you're fishing in shallow waters.
If you want a wife, they yapa for Lagos and wherever you dey.. Women that hold and know their worth. I fit even introduce you to a few ONLY if you can answer to the above questions truthfully.
Good wife material will never manage poor husband Material.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Abroad, How Did You Choose Your Significant Half? by bitingcool: 2:40am On Mar 12, 2019
Angela777:
The thing is as a Nigerian man abroad, you wish the best wife for yourself. Then first, look at yourself and ask yourself are you the best or the good one? You want the woman submissive and doing all housework and, will she be the housewife and will you support her in everything?
Because if she is working full time and having kids for you, she will come home tired and is she still responsible for all work at home and with kids? Will you practice the so called Nigerian "culture" having other women and being naturally polygamist? Will you expect your wife to shut up and accept you going and having sex with other women? Will you be very bossy to her and her should be very submissive as similar to a Muslim woman? I don't think it will work this way in America even with a Nigerian village submissive girl, not for long, America teaches freedom to kids and women. If your wife goes to the doctor for any reason and the doctor notices she is sad, they will ask her if you are to bossy or do you abuse her, your own kids will tell at school how you treat your wife and even if she is submissive, your own kids will call 911 if their mom cries. The marriage in America is different, it is not Nigeria. If you are willing to be faithful and you find a woman who is educated and is your best friend, doesn't matter the race, it may work better than any childish plans to pick a submissive one or to mold her your way
He who has an ear, let him hear. A good wife is not determined by tribe, country or religion. A good man makes a good wife and vice versa... except in otherwise situations.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Abroad, How Did You Choose Your Significant Half? by bitingcool: 2:30am On Mar 12, 2019
Yuugen:
Plenty of gud abroad-born n abroad-raised based Nigerian women. A buddy of mine married one 30years old two years ago in Baltimore U.S, they're happily married with a baby girl now. He was turning 35 n wanted to settle down, no time for play. Raves about how a good wife she is. Am in the U.S n have met nice Naija ladies myself. My elder brother too married a Naija lady Accountant here, two kids now, lovely humble lady, calls me uncle everytime grin. He's in IT. Both have daily 9-5 jobs. She works longer shifts at times like during tax season. Everyone can't be bad, op, maybe u arethe problem or u better yet change ur circle to find who u looking for
He seems to be the problem with his sharp mouth.
You're looking for someone to slave while you help when you feel like. Even an angel will wear out. Go and look for a woman from Philippines or Myanmar to do your bidding
Politics › Re: Ambode Congratulates Sanwo-olu – #lagosdecides2019 by bitingcool: 10:23pm On Mar 10, 2019
oyetunder:
cheesy One day is coming... Tinubu will use his own hand to select a puppet, but the puppet shall become the tsunami which shall consume him and his fellow full time political locusts.
Why do I feel d day has come?
Celebrities › Re: Ayobami Ewaoluwa Visits Orphanage Home With Food Stuffs To Mark Birthday by bitingcool: 4:12am On Feb 23, 2019
Hope we won't shout Àtikú ( we don die) after Atiku wins d election
Family › Re: My Wife Is Not Interested In Sex Anymore by bitingcool: 4:09am On Feb 19, 2019
Zoharariel:
Married for just 10years & with only 5 kids? Is that an excuse? I know women who don born 6 & 7 pikins wey still dey collect steady preeks from outside. grin

The spirit of my ancestors from Nibiru is telling me that your wife is collecting an alternative banana outside.

Each time you touch her breast, she cringes?

Chaiii! Yahoo Boys don reprogram & adjust the frequency & wavelength of the sensual circuits of your wife's body, thereby rendering her sexual antenna unreceptive to your electromagnetic sexual waves being transmitted through your testosterone signal. grin

You can't trust these Nigerian women even if they're vomiting holyghost fire through their nostrils like a locomotive train. grin

If I were you, I would immediately hire 2 female Private Investigators to monitor & be following her about for a month. grin

If dem no catch am with atleast 3 guys for 3 different hotels, then NIMROD is not my ancestor. grin
U should be comedian
Romance › Re: A Guy Having A Female Roommate In School by bitingcool: 5:06am On Feb 16, 2019
Butoneday2:
Make i hear word jare, another lai mohammed. Holy nweje.
Your comment reminds me of someone. Does your name start with O and ends with a?
Celebrities › Re: Baby Benaih And His Father Visit Daddy Freeze (Photo) by bitingcool: 4:00am On Feb 11, 2019
This guy appears to me as an ingrate.
He got 70m and needed 15 million
By now, there should be taking along 3 other babies with similar predicament to assist. And he will still have 10m left to set up a fund for beniah.
Then the matter of cutting off kbl foundation...totally morally wrong. Even if d guy asked for a percentage which no one has said he has, d guy runs a foundation and there are other needy individuals there.
But what does his guy do, he cuts away from someone that helped him, no talk about how he intends to utilise all that fund. He hasn't gotten public with hospital and surgery details, Afterall he went public with the baby's condition that's why I donated. and is snapping picture with freeze.
The future will tell how this story goes.
Sports › Re: Serena Williams Dress At The Australian Open Clash, Causes A Stir Online by bitingcool: 11:04am On Jan 18, 2019
MichaelBukamzy:
wow. TURKEY nla. This one pas carmel toe,na elephant toe.
See as I dey laugh. You're a funny person. grin grin grin
Business › Re: Jeff Bezos And Lauren Sanchez Sex Chat Leaked, Led To His Crashed Marriage by bitingcool: 7:13pm On Jan 11, 2019
prince3009:
Concubines are liabilities especially when they are unmarried. Women who are married to other successful men are most of the time in depressing and unfulfilling marriages.

They are usually the best target.

I have this friend in Abuja who is currently dating 4 married women simultaneously.
3 of them are actually still married to their spouses while 1 is separated from the husband. Single ladies are a complete turn-off to him except for mere sexual gratification if he chooses to but rarely.

I probed him to know why he choses them and he said that they are very easy to fall for the whims of a guy because they are already taken and rarely get passes from other men plus the fact that they give almost 100% undiluted care and attention to their lover.

And those women are really spending on him because their husbands are mega rich.
True...married women get the least comments and attention
Even for most, their husband's particulars no dey work well again
They are ready targets for preying men...and you would never know...their lips are sealed
Business › Re: Jeff Bezos And Lauren Sanchez Sex Chat Leaked, Led To His Crashed Marriage by bitingcool: 7:07pm On Jan 11, 2019
Ugosample:
"American society does not tolerate infidelity"

who told you thishuh

There are so many women there who forgive their men, and men who forgive their wives

What the American society however promotes is a fair settlement when it comes to divorce.

The richer party settles the "poorer" party.

it turns out that in most cases, the richer party is the man.

Women pay their ex husband huge settlement too.

Humphrey rejected his settlement from Kim, if not he would have reaped bountifully from that botched marriage

Russell Brand on Katy Perry too.

So it's not a man or woman thing, it's who is the richer/poorer party
One of the few sensible quotes I have seen
The guy will go on and make more money
Lots of women forgive their cheating husbands all over the world
Even men forgive cheating wives
Business › Re: Jeff Bezos And Lauren Sanchez Sex Chat Leaked, Led To His Crashed Marriage by bitingcool: 3:10pm On Jan 11, 2019
festacman:
Falling in love is no respecter of persons. It turns you into a teenager once again no matter how old, how rich or how highly placed you are.

By the way, those sweet messages can soften even the heart made of stone.
I swear the guy get rhymes
He should be Rhymzo
Those messages are from someone TRULY in love
Kai!! I feel for the other husband
If U like take all his wealth, he has love
And would make it all back
Just sad that he was loving someone else while married
But dude IS IN LOVE!!!
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by bitingcool: 3:51am On Jan 07, 2019
duchessofyork:
No contact details?
Pls send a mail via nairaland
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Shares Post-Baby Body Picture by bitingcool: 6:56pm On Jan 06, 2019
All these comments can make someone sad
She just had a baby for Christ's sake
She can still hit the gym later if she wants to
You forget she has a child that she was seeking for for a long time
No matter how many body shaming, no one can still her joy
She still looks beautiful
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by bitingcool: 11:40pm On Dec 31, 2018
Living Room Furniture for sale with Center table : 200k

Dining set:. 100k

Both furniture less than 6 months of purchase.

Location: Lekki , Lagos

Price: firm

Nairaland General › Re: What Are Your Predictions For 2019? by bitingcool: 11:33pm On Dec 31, 2018
eventsmallchops:
i will get a job or something doing , and my life will have meaning.
Amen!!
Start something small. One day at a time. That should be your motor. ..one day at a time. If U set a goal for a month..you may not achieve it.. set your goals one day at a time.. and you will succeed. When you succeed, mail me. I want to celebrate with you.
Have an amazing 2019.
Family › Re: I Just Found Out My Husband Has Cheated On Me. Please Help by bitingcool: 10:42pm On Dec 25, 2018
Well. He has to come clean
If he doesn't call a family meeting on him
Don't nag or throw tantrums. That's what he wants to see
You guys can both still grow old together. It's just a temporary irresponsible behaviour
Insist on a current hiv test from him.
Be d wife you have always been..but very calm now
If you have been a housewife or adding weight like a balloon. Get your a game on..
Don't give him a soft landing If he doesn't apologize and stop
Be wise sister pls. You can always check his phone...if he can check your private part, his phone is not off limits
Above all, pray for God to give you wisdom to know what to do and keep your home
Stop crying!!!
Rise above the pain
You can do it
Food › Re: Post a picture of Your Christmas Food Here, Let Others Salivate by bitingcool: 5:55pm On Dec 25, 2018
Merry Christmas

Food › Re: Post a picture of Your Christmas Food Here, Let Others Salivate by bitingcool: 5:52pm On Dec 25, 2018
Damibiz:
All the way from Gwagwalada
Na avocado U use cook d rice?
Why E green like this?
Or U put a dash of chlorophyll grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Psquare: Paul Okoye Announces Change Of Name by bitingcool: 11:57am On Dec 15, 2018
duduade:
Is like this guy they are doing him from the village...

Very restless
Lol. This your comment made me laugh ... Nairaland can comment sha... cheesy grin
Food › Re: My Egusi Soup With Scent Leaves Recipe.. by bitingcool: 12:30am On Dec 14, 2018
Rocktation:
Haba...you just talk like say na you invent egusi soup. Which one is practice makes perfect for where dish arrangement de? Go to Paris and see magical cuisines; frying pans catching fire ontop recipe, people gathering herbs, weeds and what not, together, ontop dishes that supposedly have standard recipes. All in some race to become the next best chef.
No mind d guy. Too know make agbede short!
Weldone OP. U no tell us how U were rewarded..was it in d oza room grin?

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