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Foreign Affairs / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Labels Obama as Anti-Christ by bittyend(m): 5:16pm On Nov 04, 2012
Al-Alam and Reuters Report Hillary Clinton Convoy Attack in Israel in an Assassination attempt

Israeli radio and Reuters broke the story then went mysteriously silent, an assassination attempt inside Israel, on Secretary of State Clinton.
Soon afterward, Iran’s national network, al Alam went public with a translated version which is being boycotted by news services.
Details on the unsuccessful murder attempt on America’s top diplomat below but first some background.

The real story as we have been able to learn is this; About 16 hours ago, Secretary Clintons convoy, traveling from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, was attacked. There would have been a minimum of 3 to 5 vehicles, with Clinton probably traveling in a bulletproofed Chevy Tahoe or Israel built Toyota Land Cruiser.

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/07/18/breakingunconfirmed-sec-clinton-assassination-attempt-in-israel/

^Those are the real anti-christ.

Mess with the zionists and get JFK's treatment. undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Labels Obama as Anti-Christ by bittyend(m): 5:12pm On Nov 04, 2012
Zionism = anti-christ.

The star of David = 666, mark of the beast.

Zionists control the damn world, tell Obama to dare challenge them.

What do you fools think Hilary Clinton has been quiet of late?

The stupid woman almost got assassinated in Israel some months back, since then, she has been acting right. undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Labels Obama as Anti-Christ by bittyend(m): 5:08pm On Nov 04, 2012
Mr.chippychappy:


Shymmex . Most if not all Western leaders and indeed world leaders are anti christs and the dumber you are the better . So obama being dumb only helps the cause after all he is a puppet and puppets aren't allowed to have a mind of their own.

STFU and stop calling me what I'm not.

I agree with you, though. The real anti-Christ are the unseen powers that control the world.

The puppeteers are the real deal, Obama and his ilks are just puppets!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Labels Obama as Anti-Christ by bittyend(m): 5:04pm On Nov 04, 2012
What the phuck is anti-christ anyway, stupid people?

Oops the 666 mark of the beast utter tosh, no? cheesy cheesy

You fools already have 666 smashed on your foreheads, but I doubt you know that.

Tired of these Christian nutters and their medieval book fallacies.

Muthaphuck anti-christ, America and Israel are the real anti-christ!

BTW, I'm a Christian.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Labels Obama as Anti-Christ by bittyend(m): 5:01pm On Nov 04, 2012
This tool is giving the house knee-grow, Obama, too much credit.

Obama is too dumb to be the anti-christ. How the phuck can a poster who has no power whatsoever be the anti-christ?

Obama is just Obama, the son of a Kenya man and a woman whose parents were CIA agents.

Just let the lameduck Obama be and stop giving him too much credit. undecided

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Ceasefire: It’s Plot To Kill More Igbo –returnees by bittyend(m): 4:54pm On Nov 04, 2012
The reason why you "Nigerians" would always have this problem is because most of you think Nigeria is America. Nigeria IS NOT America, Nigeria is Nigeria; a country of many civilizations and distinct people coming/coerced together to form a country. All the ethnic groups within the Nigerian fabric know where they are from in the country. However, America is a different place entirely, the rulers and majority of people are immigrants, and their ancestry isn't in that country.

It's funny how most of you overlook the cries of the native Americans who are trying to create a different identity for themselves and move away from the stupid American citizenship fallacy, despite being subjugated by the powerful immigrants in that country.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Ceasefire: It’s Plot To Kill More Igbo –returnees by bittyend(m): 4:47pm On Nov 04, 2012
Classicalman: You see the average thinking of an Hausa-fulani man? So if i stay in a place for 30years i am still considered an outsider because i refuse to convert to islam? Yet your arab brothers migrate and live in europe and are accorded full citizenship status?

Citizenship is just a travel document. Nigeria on the other hand is a tribalised society. You guys need to understand the dynamics in every nation that has different ethnic groups coming together to form a country.

In the UK for example, no matter where a Scot is/was born in the UK, he'll always be Scottish. And the same applies to all the other nationalities(Irish,Welsh and English) within the UK.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Ceasefire: It’s Plot To Kill More Igbo –returnees by bittyend(m): 4:40pm On Nov 04, 2012
Not slagging Igbos off, we just need to ascertain their ancestry. They are Nigerians and the SE is now their home. However, we need to do a thorough research about their ancestry to be able to understand the Igbos and their unique way of life.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Ceasefire: It’s Plot To Kill More Igbo –returnees by bittyend(m): 4:36pm On Nov 04, 2012
Who are Igbos?

Igbos have the same temperament as the Jews(not the real hebrews, the modern day ashkenazi and khazan Jews who converted to the hebrew faith in the 10th century), and the same way of life as the Romani(gypsy) people.

We need to start connecting the dots to find out where Igbos really came from.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Ceasefire: It’s Plot To Kill More Igbo –returnees by bittyend(m): 4:31pm On Nov 04, 2012
Are Igbos gypsies/romanis or Jews?

It seems Igbos have more in common with both gypsies and Jews than other Nigerian ethnic groups.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Ceasefire: It’s Plot To Kill More Igbo –returnees by bittyend(m): 4:29pm On Nov 04, 2012
pazienza:
What every igboman in that public transport bus wanted was for those 'hausa' people to build good houses there,establish good trading activities there,attract banks,create employment opportunities for the indigenes of that area,and increase the value of land in lokpanta. This is the mentality of all igbo persons,and you see them doing exactly the same when they go to other people's land.

But from what i see in these thread,it seems like the ideology of ebe onye bi ka ona awachi( you should take good care of wherever u r living) of an igboman is in conflict with that of other nigerians,it seems nigerians would be happier if igbos resort to the kind of behaviour those 'hausa' people are exhibiting at lokpanta, what a country! angryFew days ago,on my way from aba to enugu,when we passed through lokpanta,everyone in the public bus was lamenting about the wickedness of those hausa people stationed at lokpanta,people were not happy that despite the fact that those northerners make millions of naira from their cow rearing, selling and transport business there, they have not deemed it fit to build any physical infrastructure there.

Kudos to Hausa people. It shows that the average hausa man is more intelligent than the average Igbo man, and he understands that Nigeria is a tribalised society and your ancestral/region is your REAL home.

Igbos are gypsies and to be honest I'm surprised that Igbos don't go around in caravans lol.

Perhaps, Igbos need to start looking towards the Indian Subcontinent(where the Romani/gypsy people came from) as their ancestral land. cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Ceasefire: It’s Plot To Kill More Igbo –returnees by bittyend(m): 4:19pm On Nov 04, 2012
Refugees in their own country smfh.

Nigeria is truly Niger-ia - Niger-area - Nigger-area and the name itself epitomises everything wrong with the country. undecided
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Ceasefire: It’s Plot To Kill More Igbo –returnees by bittyend(m): 4:17pm On Nov 04, 2012
Alh_harem is truly a chameleonic character lmao. You talk from both sides of your mouth, bro bro.

How dare you say Lagos belongs to Yoruba and Benin? Saying that means Benin land also belongs to the Yorubas because the Ife throne is older than the Benin throne, which means the Oba of Benin has Yoruba ancestry.

Stop playing games, boy.

PS: I'm not from Lagos, I'm just setting the records straight.
Celebrities / Re: Adaora Ukoh Attacks Stella Dimokokorkus On Twitter by bittyend(m): 6:10am On Nov 04, 2012
Who are these people?

It's a pity I hardly know any naija celebrity, however, the madness on twitter is nauseating. Black people have turned twitter to some ghetto hoodrat business, from US to the UK, and naija is also playing catch-up. undecided

Seriously Laila Ikeji, you need to create your own style and stop trying to get famous off Linda's name. Originality is important!

Your blog also looks too basic, I can upgrade it for you for free and make it look more decent. You've got over 1million views, that's massive. Upgrade the blog and get rich off blogging, ya dig?

Btw, I like your drive and your juicy stories, keep it up.

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Music/Radio / Re: Dbanj Wins ‘Best African Act’ At 2012 MOBO Awards by bittyend(m): 5:48am On Nov 04, 2012
When Plan B wins the best Hip-Hop album at an award show meant for blacks, the crowd at the event are mostly 16-18yrs old, and the relevant American hip-hop acts always never show up at the awards show to receive their awards; then you know it's the shittest awards show ever.

Thank God they didn't fight this year!

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Music/Radio / Re: Dbanj Wins ‘Best African Act’ At 2012 MOBO Awards by bittyend(m): 5:44am On Nov 04, 2012
When did MOBO Awards become relevant again?

MOBO is rubbish! undecided
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Disses Freeze Of Cool FM by bittyend(m): 2:53am On Nov 03, 2012
OmoKhary: dude!!are u 4 real? undecided

Trust me, I don't know these people.

Who are they? sad
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Disses Freeze Of Cool FM by bittyend(m): 2:02am On Nov 03, 2012
Who are these people? undecided undecided

I've never heard the names before. sad
Romance / Re: Is Anyone Still Checking For Nigerian Girls? - Please Be Honest by bittyend(m): 1:02am On Nov 03, 2012
onila: no one can ignore a nigerian girl

we are like crack grin we no good but u guys still come back

You miss me, don't you? cheesy

Bring ya big virgin tiddays here. kiss
Romance / Re: Is Anyone Still Checking For Nigerian Girls? - Please Be Honest by bittyend(m): 8:30pm On Nov 02, 2012
olas2u: money still matters,so go back to sleep

Damn! So, they haven't evolved yet smh.

Needy bit.ches, it's always about buying them gifts and Church.

I guess I'm not missing anything. undecided
Romance / Is Anyone Still Checking For Nigerian Girls? - Please Be Honest by bittyend(m): 8:23pm On Nov 02, 2012
I was just thinking today about the last time I actually "checked" for a Nigerian girl in the real world(not online banter), and it seems like it was a long time ago. To be honest, I gave up on them time ago because they bore me to sleep with money and Church talk. *Yawns* I guess those are the only two things their "airheads" can hold.

Can anyone help a brother out and tell me if naija girls have finally evolved, or retrogressed?
Romance / Re: When She Just Wants To Be Friends by bittyend(m): 3:37pm On Nov 02, 2012
Gracious10:

So what are u insinuating? Rap.e her?

Nah, just play the game till you catch her slipping one day and beat it.

Dates, outings etc.. trust me, you'll get your chance and make sure you maximize it when you do.
Romance / Re: When She Just Wants To Be Friends by bittyend(m): 3:17pm On Nov 02, 2012
The first sex is the "tie-breaker," that should be your aim.

"Can I be your bf/lover?" is so lame and old school before sexing the girl, do that when she has no other option than to say yes.

Thank me later! cool
Romance / Re: When She Just Wants To Be Friends by bittyend(m): 3:13pm On Nov 02, 2012
Naija guys need to step their game up. Who still ask a girl out in this day and age? That's so 90s!

Just get closer to the girl and your aim should be getting under her skirt. Once you get that first beat, you're definitely in control, bro bro.

Asking a girl out would definitely put you in a tight corner.

Be friends and let it flow, being too direct is counterproductive.

Step ya game up, son! undecided

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Romance / Re: When She Just Wants To Be Friends by bittyend(m): 3:04pm On Nov 02, 2012
Just give her the dyck!*Bernie Mac's voice*

Ask her for a status change and trust me, she'll change her mind when she's about to climax! undecided

Status change for dummies trying to get a girl.
Culture / Re: Another Igbo-Yoruba marriage by bittyend(m): 4:08am On Nov 02, 2012
I'm high as phuck but I have to bless this union, ya dig?

I have a couple of Igbo queens from Anambra and Delta I'm trying to wife up.

They love the tall Yoruba-English son. cheesy

Igbo + Yoruba = Love in Tokyo. Katsumoto the Japanese ninja should know more about this type of love.

I love my Igbo girls to bits. kiss

Off to bed. wink

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Politics / Re: Group Demonstrates In Lagos For Biafra’s Sovereignty by bittyend(m): 1:12am On Nov 01, 2012
whitecat007: I am Ijebu to the bone.

You wanna share ojude Oba pix? could not attend cos I was just home in Aug.

Interesting.

I knew that because our women are warriors lol.

Ijebu and Remo.

What's the "ojude Oba" about?
Health / Re: Seun Kuti: Marijuana Is Healthy But Cigarette Is Killing by bittyend(m): 12:58am On Nov 01, 2012
Seconded!

But definitely not skunk and cheese, just the normal marijuana.

I need to grab Nigerian medical weed card soon. cheesy

SmokeAthon!



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Politics / Re: Lagos Acquires 50 Hectares Of Land In Abuja, And Ogun To Cultivate Food by bittyend(m): 12:55am On Nov 01, 2012
Lagos is trying to feed everyone, big ups to the governor.
Politics / Re: Group Demonstrates In Lagos For Biafra’s Sovereignty by bittyend(m): 12:54am On Nov 01, 2012
whitecat007: What are ibos gonna feed on? if you spend all your energy worrying yourself about what your enemy going to eat?

Are you Ijebu?

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