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You fools talk about Yorubas being cowards all the time, yet you still can't do something to them.

Do something and stop chatting air all over the internet, cun.ts.

They phucked you over already and it's 1 - 0, do something, manginas.

[quote author=Ricky_Ross]Ashawo u nor dey tire When will u quick sucking Igbo dikkk? Buncha cowardssss[/quote]The same cowards you keep blaming for killing 3million of your people and you have been whining about for eons.

Why can't you do something and fight those cowards?

I double dare you and the entire Igbos to do something, bunch of lousy wacky backies.

All you ever do is talk and whine all over the internet, do something to the cowards, cun.ts!

Phuck Igbos!!

Till Ibos tell me why Yorubas continue to dominate them in the UK by owning 99% of Nigerian business and Churches, your rise to fame will always be chest-beating.

You can't compete, and your saving grace is Nigeria. Ibos feed off other people's energy and trust me, they will crumble when Nigeria divides.

I don't care about Nigerian stats, I don't live in that God forsaken country. Tell me why you can't compete in the UK and why Yorubas own every damn thing out here.

Freaking lousy clowns.

Just pray Nigeria don't break-up, because that would be the end of Ibos.

Tired of wasting my bandwidth on you guys.

I dislike Ibos, save this!

Phuck Ibos and phuck NL!

'Superior' Ibos let us see where you live.

Are you scared?

Post again

We assess a man's superiority based on his assets, qualifications, and achievements.

We assess a group's superiority based on its abode.

I'll accept that Ibos are superior, if any Ibo on this thread can sway me over with pictures of the beautiful and majestic Ibo land.

I've seen pictures of Enugu, and it's subpar; I want something different.

Who will take the offer and win me over?

We assess a man's superiority based on his assets, qualifications, and achievements.

We assess a group's superiority based on its abode.

I'll accept that Ibos are superior, if any Ibo on this thread can sway me over with pictures of the beautiful and majestic Ibo land.

I've seen pictures of Enugu, and it's subpar; I want something different.

Who will take the offer and win me over?

Proxytalk: Achebe is saying the obvious, but im still surprie that non igbos of nigeria are yet to see this truth or are they pretending? achebe mentioned change, individualism and competitiveness as been igbo advantage. where were yorubas when igbos crossd river niger edo to come and take advantage of wharf installd by colonial masters. why are goods moving from onitsha to nig instaed of lagos to nig. lf you talk abt economy de sectors that has witness real change telecom- engr ernest ndukwe next pge

Took advantage in committing crime and kidnapping.

Can you post pictures of Ibo land, so that we can use that to assess your superiority?

Before I move on to better thing and leave these lousy chest-beating Ibos/Igbos/eboes to their grandiose delusions.

Allow me to post what the European missionaries said about Ibos/Igbos/eboes(I saw this on a thread), since Achebe said the arrival of the Europeans is the source of their chest-beating and noisemaking.

Enjoy

Among The Ibos Of Nigeria, GT Basden, London, Seeley, Service & Co, 1921

…The appearance of a crowd of carriers, with their spare frames, spindle-legs and cucumber
calves, often prompts the thought that the men must have recently experienced a period of famine. On the western side this is not the case. There the people are shorter and are of a stocky, thick-set build. They are disposed to be lazy yet they are passionate, and of a rash and fiery temperament, the result probably of an over-abundant supply of rich food……The shape of the skull repeats itself with astonishing regularity, this pecularity[b][/b], perhaps, being accounted for by the process of moulding the shape of the head during infancy……Every town, and, incidentally, every family or household, stands by itself. There is no combination between town and town. Although speaking the same language, and in times of peace intermarrying with one another, the nearest neighbours are still regarded as strangers, e.g., the people of Onitsha and those of Opusi do not reckon themselves as of one tribe, though a distance of less than five miles separates the two towns.

Pg 33-34

Nor were these fears groundless[b]. Cannibalism, human sacrifices and other savage customs were real fact[/b]s,and flourished within five miles of the outskirts of Onitsha, and no one would dare swear that the inhabitants of even that town were all entirely innocent !

pg 37
…It was in close proximity to this place that, as was well known, a cannibal feast had lately been held. Amongst our lads there was a small boy whose father had been a servant to the Niger Company. Whilst carrying a message to Obushi, the father was murdered and his body disposed of according to time-honoured custom.

https://www.nairaland.com/1069237/igbos-nigeria-british-missionaries

Muthaphuck Ibos, freaking lousy pricks.

I can't stand these clowns.

No one is competing with you clowns, you're the ones in delusional competition with yourselves.

Go build Ibo land and save it from erosion and crime, before looking for who to compete with.

Ciao!!

Achebe and noise making Eboes again?

Questions for Ibos

“I have written in my small book entitled The Trouble with Nigeria that Nigerians will probably achieve consensus on no other matter than their common resentment of the Igbo,” he wrote under the heading, A History of Ethnic Tension and Resentment. He traced the origin of “the national resentment of the Igbo” to its culture that “gave the Igbo man an unquestioned advantage over his compatriots in securing credentials for advancement in Nigerian colonial society.”

Why didn't Ibos use this advantage during the war? Biafra has to be the only country in history that declared a war and fought on its back foot throughout the duration of the war.lmao

He observed that the Igbo culture’s emphasis on change, individualism and competitiveness gave his ethnic group an edge over the Hausa/Fulani man who was hindered by a “wary religion” and the Yoruba man who was hampered by” traditional hierarchies.”

Is Achebe telling us what some of us already know that Ibos lack a definitive culture, hence, why the arrival of the white man was their only claim to success?

He therefore described the Igbo, who are predominantly Catholic, as “fearing no god or man, was “custom-made to grasp the opportunities, such as they were, of the white man’s dispensations. And the Igbo did so with both hands.”

Suffice to say catholicism and white man saved Ibo, right?

He delved into history with his claim, asserting that the Igbo overcame the earlier Yoruba advantage within two decades earlier in the twentieth century.

How can you overcome a genuine civilisation when you never had any?

“Although the Yoruba had a huge historical and geographical head start, the Igbo wiped out their handicap in one fantastic burst of energy in the twenty years between 1930 and 1950.”

How can you wipe out something that's ingrained in the annals of history??

He narrated the earlier advantage of Yoruba as contingent on their location on the coastline, but once the missionaries crossed the Niger, the Igbo took advantage of the opportunity and overtook the Yoruba.

Ibos also had access to the coastline with Ibibios through Arochukwu and Yorubas built their biggest civilisation far away from the coastline. At the peak of Yoruba civilisation, they never needed the coastline. This shows that Ibos were not intelligent enough to build anything with the white man, right?

‘The increase was so exponential in such a short time that within three short decades the Igbos had closed the gap and quickly moved ahead as the group with the highest literacy rate, the highest standard of living, and the greatest of citizens with postsecondary education in Nigeria,” he contended.

How can Ibos be the greatest of citizens with post-education in Nigeria when there's no Ibo in the top-10 list of the most successful/richest Nigerians?

In conclusion, Achebe has a crippled brain, tell him to stick to fictional tales about Okonkwo. He rode on Okonkwo's back in "Things Fall Apart" to the top whilst praising the arrival of the white in the same breath. What a useless, white man azz kisser Achebe of man is.

Chantelle Nkechi Benson

Lmao @ Chantelle. Why not Shameka, or Chinead?

Funny fictional tale.

Lmao.. It's the same cries about Fulanis smacking the guts out of the rest of you guys again. Fulanis must be special homosapiens to be banging the rest of you up this easy.

Fulanis = lords of Nigeria!!

The fear of Fulani is the beginning of wisdom.

I concur with what Fashola and Edward Clark said.

As for Obi, he said a lot without actually saying anything. What has done for his state? He needs to shut up!

Igwe of Igbo girls!

berem: I hope you end up marrying an igbo girl after all this noise making about dating juicy igbo girls because, na that one go pain me pass!

Obviously, when I meet a 'diala' and 'Nwafor' lol.

booqee: yeah you're right, their toto dey very juicy...they oil it time to time so they can get their full cash payment. Dats wat they're about..EGO!

Silly tribalistic thread.

How's that tribalistic? Is it a crime to have a preference? I don't date naija girls, but when I do, it's strictly Igbo girls.

Though, I'm Yoruba, I only date Igbo girls. They are easier to chat up, friendly, and they're also very juicy.

You just can't go wrong dating an Igbo girl, that's why I pick 'em in five-folds.

Whenever, I hear names like Chioma, Nkechi, Ngozi, Ebele etc. I know that's another nice and juicy Igbo girl to be hunted down.

I love my Igbo girls, they're Naija's best kept secret.

onila: where r u my london chewie

I miss you too, honeypie.

I've lashed more Igbo girls than every Igbo dude on this thread.

Why am I not on the list?

Dede1: bittyfool,

Knowing the knack to be dubious by the unrepentant tribal jingoist such as bittyfool, I seriously question the veracity of the above post and doubt this quotation is from Achebe. I have read few ridiculous and outlandish conjectures from the trolls that inhabit certain section of Nigeria. It is most likely this junk is one of such incongruous postulations to denigrate the well-earned social idiosyncrasy of Ndigbo.

I have lived among certain ethnic group within Nigeria. I can unequivocally state Ndigbo are known for less noise and full of substantive means.

Unlike you, I don't need to peddle lies and half-truths. That's an excerpt from Achebe's "There was a Country."

Chinua Achebe in his own words!

Proofs:

he also wrote, albeit in thinly veiled conceit of its own: “I will be the first to concede that the Igbo as a group is not without its flaws. Its success can and did carry deadly penalties: the dangers of hubris, overweening pride, and thoughtlessness, which invite envy and hatred or, even worse, than can obsess the mind with material success and dispose it to all kinds of crude showiness. There is no doubt at all that there is a strand in contemporary Igbo behaviour that can offend by its noisy exhibitionism and disregard for humility and quietness."

http://www.punchng.com/columnists/tunde-fagbenle-saying-it-the-way-it-is/achebe-the-disrobing-of-a-god/
http://odili.net/news/source/2012/oct/14/827.html

No nomination for Pa Dede and his thesaurus induced English, nah?

I nominate myself, I'm the Eze of Igbo girls in the real world!

This fool went on a tour in America for two weeks and he came back with a Nigerianized American accent lmao.

Wizkid, what happened to originality and your unique style? BankyW's American accent sounds dodgy enough, don't take that route, boy.

Eko Atlantic:

Negative

You have got some luscious lips... Dammit..

What's the body structure saying? - Big batty and DDs, yeah?

Eko Atlantic: It's as if old age has set in big time.

This man words are beginning to have some questionable phrases of recent.

Are you Eko_ile's alter ego?

I'm starting to like this man again. He's not that bitter after all.

I'm back to my Igbo girls.

“I will be the first to concede that the Igbo as a group is not without its flaws. Its success can and did carry deadly penalties: the dangers of hubris, overweening pride, and thoughtlessness, which invite envy and hatred or, even worse, than can obsess the mind with material success and dispose it to all kinds of crude showiness. There is no doubt at all that there is a strand in contemporary Igbo behavior that can offend by its noisy exhibitionism and disregard for humility and quietness.” - Chinua Achebe

Give her the dyck and ask her again when she's screaming your name! *Bernie Mac's voice*

Don't tell anyone, that's a little secret.