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What's wrong with these clowns and their garri nonsense? Tired of seeing that shyte everyday man. Go eat your garri in peace and stop disturbing everyone with that shyte.

Ohhhhweeeee. Don't tell, after the mileage on that pum destroyed the chart.

Don't do it Chris, let this be a message to weak-hearted women who are always quick to take their friends, or other people's advice when things go wrong in a relationship. You can't just leave a relationship because outsiders told you to. She has been around the block but still couldn't find anyone like my nyggah Chris. True love is so real and that nyggah Chris did put in hard work under the sheets.

BlackBaron: Good observation by the author.

A geiger muller counter comes to mind when detecting nuclear radiation. Portable and all...

Who made you a 'Baron', mate? Delusions of grandeur!

Sweetlemon: You obviously do not understand what I am saying here and that is why you have concluded that I am not humble. You do not know me personally mind you. Mayb you are one of such guys who play the game of putting pretty girls down so they can feel bad and therefore making it easier for you to get to them. Well, such childish non-sense does not work on me. Sorry.
I won't be replying anything you say after this

Put you down to get you? You're a joker! You think I care about you and your average looks? I deal with real beautiful women, and my personality and oratory skills are enough to get any girl I want. I don't even need to blow my trumpet on how I look.

Get over yourself and stop showing your low self-esteem. Who cares about what you look like? And judging by what you have got on your profile, you can't even compete with the girl next door to me. Are the girls in Nigeria that ugly that you have to blow your trumpet everywhere? Take a deep breath and hit the bed, you need to take a nap, mate.

Yawnnn!

Arguing back and forth about who's beautiful or not. Most Nigerian girls are not even beautiful, so how can you ascertain that most beautiful girls are dumb when you are judging from the Nigerian perspective? Can some of you post pictures of these "beautiful and dumb" girls?

And sweetlemon, who lied to you that you are all that? You are just the girl next door, nothing special. I won't give you a second look, if you walked past me. Get over yourself and stay humble.

I'm known for being bittyend of narnia, check the profile.

Crayola1: A thread could be about the weather and you'll somehow find a way to add tribalism to it

A thread about soccer, youll find a way to insert tribe

If a thread was about a ham sandwich and a bag of chips you will find away to tribalize that too

I've never seen you in a thread where tribe was not the content of your posts lmao

Can you show me proofs?

Crayola1: If you go different threads and still act tribalistic is still the same thing, which you do all the time.

A thread could be about the weather and you'll somehow find a way to add tribalism to it

You've vindicated me by yourself. Act tribalistic is different from being tribalistic, note the difference.

That's why all these Igbo girls love me.

Crayola1: A thread about Nigerian women is ethnocentric lol

You probably slept on the right side of your bed the night before you created that thread. But what happened the next day? Your guess is as good as mine.

Crayola1: Yes, Ive said one group is better than the other like you do?

Or post stereotypes about different groups

But do you see me on every ethnocentric thread like you do? I do chip in a couple of jokes once in while and get involved in the banter, but it's nothing serious with me, unlike you. I'm everywhere but you're stuck on ethnocentric threads.

Crayola1: Yeah I hear you. Willing to post your posts for all to see

A quick look at my post history is enough to prove that. I'll never throw a stone and hide my hand, check my signature.

crayola1 has 444posts and every single one of her posts is about tribe. You live, breath, eat, sleep, and drink tribalism.

Crayola1: Coming from the tribalism benchwarmer.
No I think you might need it more than me, be the first useful thing your mouth has done.

Stop living in denial, all you ever do is talk about tribe. At least I post on other topics that has nothing to do with with tribe, but all your posts are tribal/ethnocentric posts smh.

Mine is just banter, but you took tribalism to the next level.

Not making it up, most of my Igbo friends have warned me about Anambra Igbos(not that I know the difference btw all Igbos). They told me that, Anambra Igbos are arrogant and vicious, and that they're the ones that gave Igbos a bad name.

How can I differentiate btw an Anambra Igbo from other Igbos?

But why are Igbos from Anambra the most vicious Igbos?

All my Igbo friends always tell me never to do business with Anambra people.

@Crayola1

you're the biggest tribalist on nl, you sure do need a big black dyck in ya mouth to shut you up.

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I still don't get why this lame duck is angry? Muthaphuck this nyggah called GEJ!!

redsun: To reject someone you have feelings for on that ground exposes your vulnerability.You are frail,confused,undecided and without actually knowing whaat is all about.

You deny yourself of personal happiness in the name of subjective beliefs that you dont understand.Who comes first?You or religion?

Grow up nigerians and overcome your problems.

Thank you! I'm a product of a marriage between a Christian, Muslim, and 'Traditional' families; it's the best of all 'worlds'.

Religion/belief system is just a form of mental slavery people need to rid themselves off.

Most Nigerians are still 200 years behind modern times, they're stuck in slavery and colonial times.

vedaxcool: Thread like these continue to prove the low intellectual positions occupied by many christians on nl, most of christian friends reason and are able to deduce facts after little thinking, but NL christians (the bulk of them and their atheist allies) are barely distinguishable from the craddle of dullardness! As in, in the minds this dullards, once any individual chants ur name and commit a crime, u automatically are responsible, smh even cliford orji a christian cannibal does not reason in such a way! Sensible people deduce rightly that because some chants Allah does automatically means Allah instructed them as such, I tire to dey teach unah common sense! Abi is it because Jesus said unless a camel pass thru the eye of a needle no rich man can make heaven, I mean camel pushers were u at? Is this why u guys don't just get it? That when a muslim does bad muslims condemn him as such yet when Anders Breviek kills 77 he is mentally disturbed! The problem really is u guys are just silly dishonest

Sensible posts! And the same fools would go to church on Sundays and allow their 'pastors' to rip them off their hard earned money smh.

Indoctrinated souls!

Jyde89: u sound like a lawyer that has ran out of evidence to defend his client's, all this cIA and MI6 you'er mentioning aint doing it in the name of Jesus, and niether are they arresting anybody spewing out rubish to tanish xtienity, all they do is for their country, not Jesus or Jehover unlike your hala u akbar screaming brother's, stop f*ng and f*ng all around like an uneducated american wana be idiat and admit defiet.

Learn how to spell smh.

Let me leave you stoopid muthaphucking Nigerians alone, you've been indoctrinated to a point of no return; and the only thing that keeps most of you half-dead humans alive is the internet. Just continue spewing your garbage and keep indoctrinating your feeble minds. You're a lost cause!!

Aurevoir!

emris: @bittyend you are intellectually bankrupt. I just wish you could read all the things you have been typing. You are clearly at the edge and your string of sanity is about to snap.

Rich coming from a Nigerian. Nigerians and intelligence don't belong in the same sentence. Indoctrination, yes; but intelligence and Nigerians don't mix like two dycks...

GTFOH monkey!! Pray to God, you grow up to be like me one day.

thelastPope: You go fear wisdom nah! The crusaders have even spread their jihadist machine all over asia. India, bangladesh, china, etc. Even Europe and africa. These crusaders bad gan. In fact Osama must have been asked by the pope to unleash mayhem. If fact sef, na Pastor Ayo they fund BH. In fact, na Cameron they run Hezbollah! Wow! See revelation! You wan try wisdom. Very thick!

So, Hezbollah is a terrorist group, just because USA and Israel said so, no? When did Hezbollah ever attack any other country apart from Israel? If Hezbollah is a terrorist group, then MEND is/was a terrorist group. Hezbollah is fighting for the freedom of Lebanon, and both CHRISTIANS and MUSLIMS in Lebanon support them.

Read more about the jihadist machine all over the countries you listed and find the source of their funding. They're death squads working for certain people's interests, not Islam.

I'm not a Muslim, never have, and will never be. I'm just stating FACTS!!

jackbauersballs: So Christians are to blame for Islamic Terrorism? What an intelligent comment!

Who created Alquaeda? Go read about Tim Osman, who later became Osama Bin Laden from CIA classified files. Who were in bed with Salafists/Jihadists in Libya(giving them weapons and training them), and are still in bed with them in Syria? Who gave the power in Nigeria to the Islamic north, and made the Sokoto caliphate the rulers of Nigeria?

Your answers are there..

France, England and Co are SECULAR countries not CHRISTIAN countries because their rules are not based on RELIGION, and they have successfully seperated RELIGION from STATE. Still, What do I know? My knowledge pales into insignificance next to your incredible Wisdom!

France is secular country but Muslims aren't allowed to wear burka over there, no?

What's the coronation anthem of the UK? Psalm 89 (verses 13-14), Psalm 21 (verses 1-3, 5) etc. And the National anthem is also biblical. You can feign ignorance but the UK is a Christian country, even the flag shows that.

I don't even need to argue about America, "God bless America" alone shows it's a Christian country. The pseudo-secularism is just part of their globalisation ploy, every sane person knows that. The laws are also based on the Christian doctrine.

Wow! the Jihadists DONT hate Christians?

Where did I say "Jihadists don't hate Christians?" Jihadists are death squads of the powers that be, they know how to unleash and tame them.

thelastPope: Ha! Sorry! I forgot I was talking to a jihadist from the religion of peace! My bad! Please don't forget to shut the door on your way out. You know now, in a peaceful way! *wink*

And what if I told you I'm a Christian and I'm definitely more 'christian' than you? You can't be more of a Christian than a guy who went to Christian schools from nursery to University level; a guy who has read the bible more times than any of your fake pastors would ever dare to do.

Peace!

Not a 'tribalist' but this looks like Yoruba Entertainment Awards.

I feel sorry for my Igbo family, but we're still the best!

Still the King of Igbo girls.

aryzgreat: bityend u must be reasoning with ur a55, crusade was an 18th century thing, pls tell me any crusader in this era, christianity has evolved while islam is still going back to the stone age mentality. Why nt deal with the topic at hand? Its glaring that islam is d world problem, imagine the kind of hatred this imam would be preaching against christians if he could go to the extent of framing an autistic gal.

America and EU's foreign policy is more of a Christian crusade than anything else to protect their civilization; a civilization built on Christian crusades around the world. the conquering of the world, with Bible on one hand, and gun on the other.

You need to look beyond the surface, the war against terrorism is actually the battle between Christian countries and the bastardization of Islam. Saudi Arabia(the home of salafists and where jihadism was born) is in bed with these people. Look beyond the surface!

I'm done for now! Ciao!

thelastPope: Christian crusaders and zionists? Are you in the middle ages? Check your calender bro, its 2012!

So, what do you call Christian countries?

And you don't Zionists control Israel, no? Another dumb muthaphucker in 2012!!

Ignorance is the bane of NL, stupid negroids with flat noses smh.

jackbauersballs: So what should we do?

Keep your eyes wide open because these extremist don't care about both Christians and Muslims, they are out to kill everyone that disagrees with them. The more Christians alienate moderate Muslims, the more moderate muslims are going to embrace salafists/jihadists.

Everyone is just a pawn in the chess game. Don't be surprised if it turns out that Christian countries are actually the sponsors of boko haram.

Take a look at Libya, the Salafists/Jihadists were armed by Christian countries for regime change; but the rest of Africa are the ones bearing the brunt in Mali(a moderate Muslim country). If Jihadists really hate Christians, why didn't they just cross from Morocco to Spain, and go cause havoc there? No, they won't do that because the Christian crusaders control them and use them as death squads.

[quote author=Ile-Ife]Mujaheed no vex go throw bomb for nairaland o. you go fear online bombing. [/quote]So, I'm muslim now because I'm speaking the realist shiit you ever heard, no?

You fools have allowed propaganda and indoctrination to overshadow the brain cells God gave you, and insecurity has made most of you insane.

I'll pray for you stupid muthaphuckers.

buchibabe: There's a comfortable 3 bedroom apartment waiting for u in hell ,I'm sure u wil like it.

Another indoctrinated dolts, what the heck is 'hell'? Stupid negroid!!

Hell yeah, helllll. Just as Eshu became devil and the panare Indians killed Jesus.

Get ya head out of ya arse and think straight for once in your life.