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Lesky3:
Episode 12

Lanre couldn’t tell how far they had driven, it seemed almost like an eternity since he entered into the car. He was sitting next to Daniel in the backseat, while the big muscle guy was sitting upfront, next to the driver. They’ve been driving in utter silence still and the lack of conversation was just increasing Lanre’s level of anxiety as he contemplated jumping out of the moving vehicle.

Finally, the car came to a stop and Daniel spoke up. “Leave us.” He ordered, and both the driver and the muscle man got out of the car to give Daniel and Lanre some privacy.

“Please don’t kill me.” Lanre pleaded immediately they were alone.

Daniel looked at him intently for a moment before speaking up. “Do you know why I’m doing this?” He asked.

“I don’t know, just please let me go. Okay, I get it, you want your money back, here take it just please let me live.” Lanre pleaded as he handed the money back to Daniel.

Daniel took the money and puts it in his pocket and then he blurted. “That’s not why I’m doing this.” He was still struggling between his choices of accent and now he sounded more like T’Challa from the Black Panther series. Years of vocal chords training has made him really good at voice acting.

“Then why?” Lanre asked anxiously.

“This is not about the money, it’s about the chicken.” Daniel said, he was now stuck on the T’Challa accent.

“The what?” Lanre asked with a confused expression on his face. After all, it’s not every day that a man get’s kidnap because of fried chicken.

“I told you I wanted the chicken to be soft and tender but it was as hard as a pebble.” Danny said.

“I’m so sorry,” Lanre begged off. “I’m not the one making the meals. The hen was probably still a virgin. Virgin hens are always so hard. It wasn’t my fault, please.”

Danny couldn’t believe his ears and he bursts out laughing. “I thought you were a barrister, what do you know about hens?” Daniel asked. This he said in his normal accent.

“How did you know?” Lanre asked. It’s been years since anyone had referred to him as a barrister. His body became a little less tensed as he noticed some familiarity in the voice.

“Because it’s your old buddy, Daniel. You probably know me as Danny Prince these days.” Daniel said, and then he pulled off his fake moustache. He winced a little bit from the pain as he pulled.

“No way!” Lanre gasped. He couldn’t believe his eyes and ears.

“How do you like my new look?” Daniel asked as he lifts his hat to reveal his clean shaved head.

It took a few moments but Lanre finally saw the resemblance. “Oh my god! Daniel? What the Bleep? What in the blue hell? What is going on? Am I hallucinating? What is….Am i……” Lanre was lost for words. “For the sake of all that is holy and good, please explain what the Bleep is going on here.” His heart was pounding fast in his chest.

“We’re shooting a live video. There is a camera right there, there and there.” Daniel said as he points to some areas in the front seat.

“For real?” Lanre asked with a gape mouth and wide eyes as he looks around, trying to spot the cameras.

“No, of course not. There are no cameras. I’m just kidding. It’s just you and me in here.” Daniel said with a warm smile on his face.

“Okay but I don’t understand. What are you doing here? I mean it’s been almost 12 years since I last saw you in person ever since you became a mega superstar.” Lanre said, he was still struggling to believe that any of this is real. A moment ago, he felt he was been kidnapped and now he’s talking to one of the biggest hip-hop artists in Africa…..it all felt so surreal.

“I know, I know. It’s been a long time, and I’m sorry. I’ve been so busy; I never really had time to catch up with some old friends, which is why I’m here. I thought I’d pay you a special visit after all this years.”

“Hold on, wait…how did you even find me?” Lanre asked. It was all a bit too much for him to take in.

“It was actually very easy. Y’all post everything on social media these days. You see that big guy outside? His name’s Oscar. He’s my bodyguard. He’s been keeping an eye on you for a while now.”

“W—wait, what? I mean why? Why would you go through all this trouble just to find me when all you could have done is offer me a VIP ticket to one of your concerts and I would have been there? And what’s with the fake moustache and the weird accents and the whole kidnapping shit?” Lanre wasn’t sure which question to start with so he just blurted them all out.

“I already told you, I just wanted to meet you again.” Daniel said.

“Listen, as much as I would love to believe that I now have a celebrity friend, who is interested in hanging out with me. I’m finding it very hard to accept the fact that you did all this just because of me.”

“Fine. You got me,” Daniel said as he heaves a sigh. “I didn’t come here just because I wanted to see you again. The real reason why I’m here is because I’m in a serious dilemma and I really need your help.”

“Hold on. Time out. Allow me to get this straight,” Lanre began as he tries to wrap his mind around what was happening. “You need my help?…..You?? Danny Prince?? What help can a man like me, offer someone like you, explain it to me cause I’ll really like to know.”
Lanre paused for a while as if considering his options before finally shaking his head sideways. “No. I can’t.” He said plainly. “I’m sorry but all this just seem a bit too much and far too strange for me. I mean, I can’t understand why you are wearing a disguise and why you have to kidnap me here just so we can have a conversation. This is just freaking me out right now, if I’m going to be honest with you. I’m a very simple guy. I try my best to avoid any form of trouble and this just has trouble written all over it. I’m still trying to get my life together, and I can’t afford to get myself involved in any messy situation that can ruin that. So, you can count me out on whatever this is.” He explained. He hasn’t met Daniel in over a decade and he wasn’t sure if he can still trust this man who just came waltzing back into his life. This just look
“How much do you want to pay that would be worth my integrity?” Lanre asked, showing no interest in the offer.

“What if I give you 10 million naira? Trust me you won’t be getting into any trouble.” Daniel explained .

Lanre readjusts on his seat and cleared his throat.“I’ll do it.” He said. “Whatever it is, I’ll help you. Not because of the money but for old times sake.” He added.

“Thanks, I appreciate you doing this for me.” Daniel said
“Not at all. We’re simply trying to find someone, that’s what it is.” Daniel said.

“Who is it?”

lesky if u know say u no go complete this story, u for no start am.. which kin wahala b this... abi u wan make we use our imagination take complete am ... i no like this kin of rough play o, i quoted this stuff b/c i know u do cum online always and also u ain't running out of ideas ... even if am not paying u for this , u shouldn't treat your readers like this when u know that your stories are dope

Intermilanfan:
thanks a heap,bro. Just seeing this. I am planning on writing a sequel for this story but ive been overwhelmed lately with work and my phone crashed. Meanwhile i wrote another short erotica offline and its available in pdf and word format. Drop your email so i can send it to you.

bizza2005@gmail.com..... send me your no make I c if I fit send u something lite

damn am so attached to this piece .... d second author is doing a very good job but I wish d 1st continued from where he stopped

is that the end!!! not possible better and come and complete it oo, b4 I open your brain and read d rest from your imagination

u will not c d rest cos it was copy and paste he did

damn bro u are good ... i did enjoy your write-ups esp game of pleasure.... u are really good with your words

Phewww!!!! Thank God u updateed your story i was about calling sars for u ahswear

I was waiting for u 2 describe d nacking wella, c as u fall my hand

u c y nairaland dey vex me .. ogbeni come and complete this story oo.. how u go take start sumtin, come leave am hanging

JamesKudooski:
bizza45, what issue in particular do you have with okadabooks?

whenever i register it will take me back 2 d registration page again and ask me to register again not entering d main page