₦airaland Forum

NEVER FLY ARIK!

They are a waste of space.

Okijajuju1:
You refered to LFC as "they" meaning you know who they are.

Oh! I googled them and found out that they are a championship side in England who for some unknown reason are playing against Everton in the premiership. BTW: Liverpool 3 vs 10man Everton 0.

Why don't you come over to Arsenal on loan?
I promise that Wenger will only give you just one heart attack

BTW: its now 4:0

Relieved that Enyimba won. CAF really has to do something about the laser pointers.
The referee completely ignored the effect it was having on the Enyimba players

Okijajuju1:
I am simply upset with how Mukina2 puts every other match on the Frontpage except Liverpool FC games.



Thats why I am protesting.

Liverpool FC? Who are they?

Wait o, have I missed something? When were all those people tried and found guilty in a court of law or is the former professor of law advocating lynching?

Its been going on since 1914. This is what happens when the regulatory body is weak and is only concerned with collecting registration and annual dues from doctors coupled with a corrupt law enforcement agency.

In my time in Nigeria, every doctor I knew, knew at least one doctor who was sexually abusing patients.

owukpa:
http://www.idomavoice.com/2016/04/fulani-herdsmen-butcher-father-and-son.html

The dangers of social media (Gen Dumb asso)

RIP to the father and son

Yes it is possible.

If the parent of the civil servant is a billionaire and bequeath his billions to his/her civil servant child. Saying this, in Nigeria, it is easier for a Camel to pass through the eye of the needle than for this to happen.

aloeman15:
Huh?
I'm confused.
They attacked on bicycles?!
Oh, and is that one of the abductors of the chibok girls?
Correct!
But una for cash am, ax wer hin keep dem na.
And if dem bin finish d wata wey dey wel, das why him no see wata baf after dem take pinshur finish.
And see as hin dry like kpekere. B lyk sey dem nor even let d guy shop inside d food.
Chai!
Wicked babes...
Minwyl, op-
Source.
*Modified-
Army gave official news to metropillar?!
Guy, try better na...

Don't mind them. See as they killed 7 terrorists but recovered 4 AK47? Its the same story all the time, number of dead terrorist outnumber the weapons recovered. Could the dead include innocent by stander or is it a case of some soldier withholding some weapon with a view to selling it at a later date?

Emmalez:
President Buhari is pictured with one of his daughters and grandchildren last year. More photos below...

source
http://www.reportnaija.com/2016/04/throwback-photos-of-pres-buhari-with.html

Aww, lovely family, meanwhile some man in Chibok is unable to take such a picture because one or more children are missing.
This is how to define insensitivity.

izospindle:
this rochas story does not make sense lots of missing links i think i will stick to the 419 alas political thug story

Gbam!

a Private - Public Partnership between the Imo State Government and some stakeholders.

This university was built entirely with Imo state funds. It was the uproar that followed Rochas's attempt to claim it to be his own that it became joint project with "some stateholders"

fromnigeria:
http://thenationonlineng.net/unical-retires-professor-alleged-plagiarism/

Wow!
You expell students for exam malpractice yet you retire a professor? with full benefits .
Students are still you and may not know the full implications of their actions, a professor on the other hand knows better.
This merits a sack for both the professor and members of the senate

Eeser:
And some idiots are removing essential drugs and vaccines from the budget. Shame.

It was not in the budget.

dainformant:
Troops of 14 Brigade Garrison based in Ohafia, on Sunday 10th March 2016 conducted operation aimed and bursting a notorious kidnapping syndicate based in Nkporo community of Ohafia Local Government Area of Abia State. During the operation, the troops were able to rescued a kidnap victim who was earlier shot and kidnapped by his abductors at Aba on 6th April 2016.

However one of the suspected kidnappers Mr Chidiebere Sunday was apprehended while 2 of his suspected accomplices escaped. One other member of the gang in a bid to evade arrest through the roof of their den fell from a roof, hit his head on the hard floor and died.

The troops recovered the following items from the kidnappers; 2 AK-47 rifles, 9 AK-47 rifle magazine loaded with 124 rounds of 7.62mm Special ammunition, 1 Pistol, 2 rounds of 9mm ammunition, 2 machetes and the sum of Five Million, Four Hundred and Ninety Thousand Naira (N5,490,000.00) only.

Other items recovered include a Toyota RAV4 jeep with registration number MUS 428 RZ, military camouflage jungle hat, 6 mobile telephone handsets, an iPad, Diamond Bank Debit Card, bunch of different keys, 2 empty bags and a wrap of suspected marijuana.

http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/04/soldiers-arrest-notorious-kidnapper-in.html

No matter what happens, that guy should not die ooo.
He has to sing first oo.
His accomplices, past victims, gun suppliers etc. This is an opportunity to sanitize Aba

henryhemon:
Emirates is in France ?

silly you.
I stopped going to emirates since the terrorist attacks in the French national stadium in Paris. The commonality is stadium not Paris.

1) Army initially said 7

2) Shia said 1000 and went ahead and released over 700 names

3) Kaduna State Government now says 347

I think the Shia group have the real number

KINGinVALHALA3:
No, you re wrong. They lost because they weren't good enough. Before that match they had already played 8 matches and won just 1, drawing 5, and were in 17th position on a league table of 20 teams.

No mind me. I was projecting my fears on the team. I stopped going to the Emirates stadium since the terrorist attack in Paris.

CeoNewshelm:
E-Kanemi Warriors hosted Shooting Stars FC of Ibadan in a match day 11 of the Nigerian Professional Footbal League on Sunday in Maiduguri, Borno State. Shooting Stars lost 2-0 to El-kanemi Warriors but the good news is that this is the first match held in almost four years in a state ravaged by Boko Haram insurgency.

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/04/photos-for-first-time-in-almost-4-years.html

I bet Shooting stars lost because they had one mind on the possibility of a kaboom instead of a referees whistle

Ponponkon:
Despite the fall of the monthly allocation of States, Abia State has remained resolute and committed to keep to it’s promises such as making the welfare of its workforce a paramount thing.It could be recalled that Abia State is the only State that handed over its N14.1billion bailout fund to the labour and trade union leaders to manage the disbursement of the fund to the various recipients hence the management of the State’s bailout fund is adjudged the best in the entire federation as stated by the NLC chairmen. 

Worthy of note is that Abia and Lagos States were the two States that paid salaries before Easter. Put differently, the State has remained very prudent in the management of its resources no matter how infinitesimal as the fall on the receivable from N 4.2 billion to N1.9 billion has made the actors to e very creative and innovative. It is however very disheartening that whereas the State wage bill stands at about N3 billion, the State received N1.9 billion. 
It therefore calls on the conscience of the people to appreciate the efforts of the government, the ingenuity and proactivity rather than allowing some miscreants to deceive them with fake, unfounded and malicious news about salaries. 

Be that as it may, the present administration in Abia State, having identified some grey areas as regards the payment of salaries swung into action. Some elements had infiltrated the payment processes in the past, there were ghost workers ravaging the system. That kept the State on the alert. 

The State came up with the idea of manual verification of its workforce thus saved about N300 million in that process. Also, with the automation process in the pension, over 30 retirees were found to be receiving salaries and pensions simultaneously. The government had to stop the payment of such persons until it makes up with what they had taken. Some of these belong to the group shouting they have not been paid this and that.

The issue of ghost workers predates the State’s creation as so it it just hydra-headed. But the government has not relented in its efforts to sanitize the process. Currently, some parastatals and agencies whose staff strength are being queried are under going re-verification process which will herald the advent d the biometric verifications. 

In a verification exercise conducted on Wednesday 6th,April 2016, many over-aged workers were spotted, many proxy representation and other irregularities were discovered. You can imagine the man on this picture claiming to have been born in 1961 while in real sense his grand children may be walking on the streets looking for jobs. 

While the government is working hard to see to the welfare of it’s citizens, it behoves on the citizens to have a change of attitude and stop sabotaging the efforts of the government. These actions therefore calls for the correction of institutional and structural defects without which the problems will continue without to defy known solutions.

http://abiaonline.gov.ng/?p=3277

Don't spoil his hustle. If he actually does the work, leave him alone. Its not like Nigeria treats its pensioners well

Zenzu01:
A man entered my house running and breathing heavily, so I had to ask him what's the matter

He said he is being chased by people

I asked what did he do

He told me everything

As he was still explaining, the people approached where we were and at that time I knew I needed to take an action either to save the man or release him to them.
So I opted for an option of saving him.
When the angry mob that were chasing the man came to me and asked if I saw anybody but I told them that I didn't see anyone.


My question is did I sin by lying to them that I didn't see anyone whereas I saw and hid the thief..



Mind you if I release the man to them, they will surely kill him..
And if I die in the process, will I go to hell despite the fact I wanted to save a soul.

NO But then again, I am not God

shachris02:
Report by SADC Bizarre Correspondent, Maynard Chizavare

Source : http://thesoutherndaily.co.za/index.php/2016/04/03/prophet-mboro-claims-Jesus-hot-wife/

So he went to heaven and they found that he did not meet the criteria for being in heaven, they sent him down to hell but he missed his way.
What is the bid deal?

Seriously??

360frolic:
The Presidency has released information about the entourage of President Muhammadu Buhari's trip to China.

The President's entourage will include some state governors as well as nine ministers. They are the Ministers of:

Agriculture- Audu Ogbeh
Water Resources- Suleiman Adamu
Transport - Rotimi Amaechi
Defence- Mohammed Dan Ali
Power, Works & Housing - Babatunde Fashola
Industry, Trade & Investment- Aisha Abubakar
Federal Capital Territory- Mohammed Bello
Science & Technology - Ogbonnaya Onu
Foreign Affairs- Geoffrey Onyeama


http://www.newshelm.com/2016/04/list-of-ministers-going-to-china-with.html

Petroleum Minister going on "holiday" with the Power, Works and Housing Minister when there is a crisis in the petroleum and power sectors. smh

angels09:
Jail time for the officer....probably an ipod trying to avenge ipob killings




Buhari sef....

Na. They will probably send the officer to the South East where he will be promoted for shooting at unarmed IPOB youth.

Dexter247:
Long history of getting prophesies wrong?,

Oga oo.. oya cite instances for us.

No talk just because say u feel like talking.

"In 2003, he said that then Governor Chimaroke Nnamani would not get re-election and that if that happens, he would remove his cassock; indeed, Chimaroke was re-elected and up till today, he has not removed his cassock"

Your last line was unnecessary. If you want to be educated, ask politely.

greatiyk4u:
MBAKA'S PROPHESY THAT WILL RESTORE YOUR HOPE IN BUHARI'S ADMINISTRATION.


Mbaka clearly stated that the beginning of Buhari's Government will be difficult. And there will be suffering and crisis but the end it will be joyous and great.

Below is what Mbaka Said on 31st December 2015.

“Listen fellow Nigerians, as it is right now, most of what we are suffering now and we are going to suffer were caused few years ago but the Lord asked me to encourage you. Suffering is coming but it is not suffering under damnation, there is solution, it may take some time, but at the end of it, there will be testimony;

Nigeria is the giant of Africa, Nigeria is the best country in this world; with the best weather; the country that produces the most strongest people; people who can survive everywhere, people who can relate with any type of person, people who can survive any type of weather- Nigerians; people who can prosper anywhere; the destiny, the dynasty, the authority, what it takes to make Nigeria great is restored this year.

“As I have told you, there is going to be crisis but God will handle it. This year, God said my people will be over-comers, things will be hard but my people will be over-comers”.

http://dailypost.ng/2016/01/01/there-are-plans-to-
assassinate-president-buhari-fr-mbaka/

Rather than restore your faith, it should really scare the hell out of you. Mbaka has a long history of getting prophesies wrong except during those times when he jumped on a band wagon.

Everyone can do the later.
Ok, let me try.

I prophesy that Chelsea will not win the 2015/2016 Premiership.

Hab24:
Which one should we believe now?



http://thenationonlineng.net/i-didnt-reconcile-with-fayose-aluko/

Definitely not Aluko.
The guy has flip flopped so many times that he may as well work in a circus.
I would not want him giving evidence in my favour. APC can have him.

lebroske:
Great nairalanders, i know you people are exceptional in giving good advice to people because i have been following this tread for some time. Though i am new.
i am suspecting that my lovely wife is cheating on me. The reason is that, each time i want to go through her phone, she picks up a fight. Whenever i want to use it for something else, that would be the time she will want to use it. I feel she is hiding something from me but i really want to get an evidence so that i could confront her. Most of the time when she is chatting with someone on phone, she hides the conversation. i wonder why?
Pls great nairalanders, what do i do in this situation? I don't want to confront her yet because i don't hv a proof.
Please no insult. Thank you

Why do you have to go through her phone? Some people consider that invasion of privacy and an indication of trust.
You have indicated that you have no proof.

It could be due to her cheating on you as you suspect but it could also be due to you suffering from Othello complex.
Calm down, give her the space she wants, if she is cheating on you it would come to light without you lifting a finger.

wolesmile:
And maybe that girl is an Ogbanje whose time is up, but waiting for someone to help her out!

Or she could have been a normal child who sustain a blow out fracture of her orbital bone leading blindness, encephalitis and death.

A post mortem is really needed

Stolen:
Igbo is not confined to one local government area like idomas in Aguta, mbanu!

We are divided into over 9 states in Nigeria.

Just our protest got international coverage, any nonsense will certainly bring down the Zoo, becos it will be fire for fire.

We dont care to know if fulani produce President. We will do the necessary.

But it is happening in Igbo communities na. Awgu happened in igboland