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This is absolutely brilliant.
You plan to clear traffic by banning lorries and trucks, only they did not reckon on cows blocking same roads.

Juxtified:
You can't blame the poor guy na, he said he has no money anymore. Maybe you were the one who finished his money, since according to you that was what attracted you to him in the first place...

Juxtified, you own the internet today.

crixtex:
Remember vOkorocha is d back bone of APC in d east...

So he is the 100% of the 5%. That is negligible.

crixtex:
Lol... ds APC pple are truly fools.... try okorocha and see wat will happen to ye all...

Nothing would happen.

pacodas:
Maybe the banks will start giving smes loans with favourable interest rates.

No chance of that happening now.
It was this money that most of the banks used to offer the small man loans.

ProphetUdeme:
My cousin applied law in this year's jamb and also wrote the post utme exams but unfortunately her name was not released and she took the supplementary form and the staff at the school's admission unit told her she will be admitted to study Islamic Studies.
But this girl is a devoted born again Christian and since the doctrines of Islam and that of Christianity are in direct contradiction as it might affect her walk with the Lord. She requests for advice.
Should she take up the course as she has been home now for 3 years due to lack of admission, and she says she cant stay home any longer.
She needs your advice please

NO.

Jesusloveyou:
u didn't make sense

I am not surprised

The Buhari Effect, Body Language etc, that is how you describe or explain away a leader who is yet to achieve anything.
Its just like telling a man his child has got his eyebrows ie the child does not look anything like him.

d33types:
Drugs. The usual sulphonamides...sulpa'pyrimeth, septrin..

I myself suffer a milder form (maculopapular rashes) in response to cotrimoxazole (septrin) and I still take it.even last week here.....stubborn me
It works for URTI cough for me that's why I am that stubborn

Am sure you're a doc too

Thanks Bro

d33types:
Believe me sir,sjs isn't widely reported.atleast in my centre it's fairly common..patients present there after the harm's been done

I stand corrected.
Out of interest, what do they attribute their condition to? The drug, Spiritual Attack etc

d33types:
Why blame the drug?

It's the doctors fault. Steven Johnson syndrome is a fairly common adverse drug reaction ..the doctor didn't factor that..

People use this drug everyday

You are quite right that it is Steven Johnsons Syndrome but it is no longer that common.
It used to be common during the days of Septrin and Fansidar.

Good call all the same.

phayvoursky:
I'M FINDING IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT THE MEN SHOWN IN THESE PICTURES WORK FOR BOKO HARAM.

CIGARETTES AND MOST OF THOSE DRUGS CAN BE GOTTEN EASILY IN MOST NIGERIAN PHARMACHES AND CHEMISTS.

WHAT TECHNIQUE WAS APPLIED TO VERIFY IF THESE MEN ARE BOKO HARAM COHORTS?

NIGERIAN ARMY AND 18TH CENTURY APPROACH IN COMBATING TERROR.

Exactly.
My worry is that the Army can arrest anyone today and claim they were supplying Boko Haram and Nigerians would believe it.
These guys may just be illicit drug dealers who supply anyone.

@ Madam Suck and Die,
Does anyone know what drug this is?

iliyande:
IGP orders nationwide arrest of persons inciting violence

– The Inspector General of Police (IGP), Mr Solomon Arase, has ordered an immediate clampdown on persons or group of persons inciting violence and social disorder across the country.

This is contained in a statement issued by the Force Public Relations Officer, Olabisi Kolawole, acting Assistant Commissioner of Police, in Abuja on Thursday.

The statement explained that the directive became imperative because of recent activities of members of the Movement for the Actualisation of Sovereign States of Biafra (MASSOB) and the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) in some parts of the country.

It said that the order empowered the police to arrest anybody fomenting any act of violence or disorder, or any act inimical to the security of the nation.

The statement said that the following arrests had been made ; Anambra four, Imo six, Delta11, and Abia one.

It further warned that all persons so arrested for inciting violence, irrespective of their class or status in the society would be charged to court accordingly.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/09/igp-orders-nationwide-arrest-of-persons-inciting-violence/
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/09/igp-orders-nationwide-arrest-of-persons-inciting-violence/

But none from Bornu state ?

tolzy90:
Cost

Ladies' handbag - 7k
Men's wallet - N700

Ladies' fixing of hair - 5k
Men's haircut - N200

Ladies' fixing of nails - 1k
Men's Blade - N10

Ladies' Bra - 1.5k
Men's singlet - N300

Set of G-string - 1.5k
Men's boxers - N300

Ladies' make-over kit - 10k
Men's handkerchief - N50

Time

Men's spent time to dress up - 20mins
Ladies' spent time to dress up - 1:30mins

Men's time to get haircut - 30mins
Ladies' time to get hair fixed - 2days

Bonus

How many barbers needed 2 cut Men's hair - 1
How many hairstylists needed 2 make ladies hair - 3

I do apologise if these pics have been posted before.

Demmocrats:
Just parrots talking why not publish the evidence that shows that my sai buhari owns such shares


Sai Buhari

Let Buhari go to court if its not true

criminalmindz:
friends and colleagues from every part of the nation and some of my best friends are not even from my side of the country.

However, recent events are making me to have a deeper reflection and I wish we- Southerners in this instance- can have some kind of introspection. Out of 25 appointments made so far, 18 are from the North, 3 are from the South West, 4 are from the South South while the South East has ZERO appointments. A tweet which I saw today stated that “southerners are only competent when it’s time for elections but northerners are competent in terms of governance” and this made the following thoughts run through my mind:

1. Only Southerners have been accusing fellow Southerners of corruption. Oshiomole has been attacking Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala as if Ngozi turned down his marriage proposal. The same Oshiomole tried to make nonsense of Akinwumi Adeshina’s successes in the agriculture sector. Ambode tried to pull Fashola down and successfully smeared him with stains. Maybe that’s why Fashola did not get the Chief of Staff role. I’m yet to see a Northerner accuse another Northerner of corruption, even when they belong to different parties. The closest a Northerner got was when the new Kano State Governor attacked Rabiu Kwankaso but he quickly sheathed his sword and even disowned previous reports of attacks. Why are we like this?

2. Are Southerners the only ones who are corrupt? Were there no northerner heading the ministries and parastatals? Did the outgone Comptroller-General of Customs, Abdullahi Dikko not have an alleged case of certificate forgery but he still served out his tenure until he resigned voluntarily? I’m not in support of corruption under any guise but the fight against corruption must not be seen to be sectional.

3. How come it’s easier for the President to believe that Sanni Abacha was not corrupt in spite of recovered loot while it is so easy for him to believe Goodluck Jonathan is irredeemably corrupt?

4. I still remember that aside from God, Tinubu made Tambuwal what he is today. The same Tambuwal would later call Femi Gbajabiamila ‘incompetent’ and rated Dogara as more competent. The same Tambuwal was propped up by Tinubu, a Southerner against a fellow Southerner, Mulikat Akande. Obasanjo was very key to denying Goodluck Jonathan a second term. A good number can still recall how OBJ tore his PDP membership card in public glare. The Northerners find it easy to support themselves but we are always pulling ourselves down. Babangida Aliyu, Sule Lamido and all the other Northern Governors including the former PDP Chairman Adamu Muazu often times refused to campaign for Goodluck Jonathan openly and many times even espoused the virtues of the opposing candidate on the rostrum!

5. Southern leaders and Presidents pull down Southern business men but prop up Northern ones. How many people still remember how Obasanjo ran Mike Adenuga out of town but both Obasanjo and Goodluck Jonathan made Aliko Dangote what he is today. No northern leader goes against their own. I dare to put it on record that President Buhari will never go against Aliko Dangote for any reason.

6. How come OBJ pardoned Salisu Buhari, the ex-Speaker who forged his credentials and he later was given an appointment as a Governing Council member of a University and heavens did not fall- but when Goodluck Jonathan pardoned Alamieyeseigha it became one of the major issues counted against him? Is there one rule for some and another rule for others?

7. We find it easy to raise our voices in support of the deportation of Buruji Kashamu but have no qualms with Atiku Abubakar strutting around the corridors of power.

8. Only Southerners find it so easy to abuse their elders when they voice opinions not in tandem with the popular opinion. We find it easy to diss Afenifere elders and call them ‘Afenifebi’ while hurling expletives and curses at them. We even abuse our kings and priests. Northerners will never abuse an Emir no matter how unpopular what he said is. Can you imagine any Northerner raising his voice against the Sultan? In spite of Tanko Yakassai, Balarabe Musa and Dangiwa Umar’s perceived support for Jonathan, northern youths did not abuse them. But our own youths run down our elders on social media while our educated elite also support the act.

These are some of the thoughts that have been running through my mind. I don’t pretend to have all the answers and I do this at the risk of being labelled an ethnic bigot. The point however is that Southerners have to get their acts right. We have to put our house in order. The bickering must stop. Let’s engage our emotional intelligence. Let’s not allow others to exploit our tendency to self-destruct.

Thank you very much. God bless you.

Self service in a restaurant? Oh, my bad.

Goodboiyy:
Pls no bashing , Thank God for the peace we all are experiencing in warri, We all know the issue b/w Urhobo, Itsekiri and Ijaw, this thread is created to promote Peace and unity. Below are some Unique Similarities b/w The Big Three's (Urhobo, Ijaw and Itskeiri).

1. They all love Woman : An Average Urhobo , Ijaw and Itsekiri man loves women, You hardly see them getting married to one wife… I.e polygamous Family

2. Wealth : Apart from oil been located in our land, An Average Urhobo , Ijaw and Itsekiri man is rich, if the ijaws re nt fishing the Urhobo's and Itsekiri are Farming, you hardly see them suffering.

3. Accommodating : we are all accommodating, Have you met with any typical Ijaw , Urhobo or Itsekiri man b4, How was his behavior towards you ?, they love strangers and hardly do you hear them maltreating any body.

4. Funny : Well don't need to emphasis more on this, If you see us alone , You already started laughing, 60% of Nigeria Comedian are either ( Urhobo , Ijaw or Itsekiri)

5. They are not lazy : Hmmmmm, don't Bleep with the big Three's , they are very strong.

6 . Culture : They all have similar culture

7. Well Educated

8. They love alcohol

God bless The Itsekiri Nation
God bless The Urhobo Nation
God bless the Ijaw Nation

#Written by Ayo aka Goodboiyy
you can add more to this list #Thanks

1) So do Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa,Tiv etc

2) So are Yoruba,Igbo,Hausa,Tiv etc

3) Same with Yoruba,Igbo, Hausa, Tiv, Fulani etc. Sorry I am not sure about the fulani

4) Same with Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, Tiv etc

5) Same with Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, Tiv, etc

6) Ok

7) Same as all others maybe not the hausa and fulani

Same as others except in the Muslim North

I think you should get out more.

Can Buhari probe Oliseh?

metroparrot:
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Nigerians in London protested yesterday over the recent killing of innocent souls in Plateau state. The protest started in the morning and was joined by some foreigners. The peaceful protest was carried out by Plateau state association in UK.




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http://www.metronaija.com/2015/09/photos-nigerians-in-london-protest-over.html

This was not well advertised. There are a lot of Nigerian, not from Plateau State, who have heard of what is happening and would have attended this demonstrations if they had been aware.

If anyone from the association is reading this, please next time try to inform as many Nigerians as possible.
A post on NL would have helped spread the word.

I think what you have done is noble and you have my support (for whatever its worth)

activelyA:
Which stations will be broadcasting the game...

Any streaming website showing the match?

nnachukz:
Gold digger, go get a job. Remember to get one for your brother as well.

It could be why the first relationship did not work out, his folks identified her as a gold digger.

Mr. Sani, who is married to two wives

I have lost all respect for this man.

igwedaboss:
To snap Pishure.... and u know na Yankee fone.. so as na white dey use am pass... trust black man... no time..


Although Iphone is a great phone particularly in protecting personal data. They have tons of great apps even android can't run. The problem is that it works best in the U.S because they are facilitated with tools that help you enjoy your iPhone.. but here in Nigeria? Naaah
Just for big boys big gals.. they don't maximize the use of the phone except those that had to jailbreak the phone to access the inaccessible.

My opinion. Let's hear others

You are DaBoss

naija2dabone:
For those who have the details:

1. What is his net worth?

2. What is his total liabilities?

3. Was his assets held in his wife name stated

4. Was his wife the £10m 'inauguration wrist watch' included?

5. How did the 150 presidential cows suddently increased to 227 cows?

6. How did "I have only 1 million in my bank accounts" now grow to 30 million

7. A 'land somewhere' in PH? like seriously he doesnt know where the land is?

8. Was Union bank that gave him the N27 Million loan for APC nomination form as he claimed then?

9. Mud houses? Pictures pls

10. Cars as gift....ok from who? Amaechi? Fashola? Tinubu? or .....

Add wife who claimed to have donate N150million worth of drugs to IDP

Barram:
Hello nairalanders.

Please i need your help with loan of N200,000.

I am facing some tough challanges and desperately need your help.
I am ready to deposit my birth,state of origin, school certificates and an infinix pad,has collacteral.

Till 3months when I will pay back with interest rate of 15%.

You can come to know my place of residence and even my family for benefit of doubt.

MODIFIED
It seems like people are having problem with the provided collacteral.
Being a student. I want to start up a long time solution to my financial problems.
I can't keep asking people for assistance. I need to hold my destiny in my hands.
This is why I need your help to add up with the fund I have, to start up a feasible and reliable source of income.

IF YOU HAVE TRUST ISSUES,I CAN GIVE YOU ORIGINAL CAR PAPERS AND THE ABOVE MENTIONED, HAS COLLACTERAL.
Already you will know my place of residence and family.
I live in abuja.

Contact me with the following:

PHONE:0810-6925-962

BBM:26DF3756

PLEASE NOTE: this is strictly business. If I don't repay in 3months time. Your 15% interest rate will increase to 50%. I set this standard,because I keep to my words.

Dear Barram,

Please do not take this badly but all the post you have made in Nairaland are all to do with asking for this loan, first 150,000 naira and now 200,000naira. Giving one a loan involves trust and it is difficult for one to trust you when you cannot even be considered as being part of the NL community. You have not taken part in any debates as far as I can see so people cannot even claim to know what your beliefs, ethics are.

Anyway, since I am unable to help, all I can do is wish you luck in your pursuits

KR

BJ

Another source alleged that he must have gone to sleep with one of the commercial sex workers in the area, leaving the gun inside the vehicle from where it was removed.

So we don't know for sure that he visited a brothel?
Anyway, I hope he gets sacked and prosecuted.

whoisuche:
So you prefer her to be committing adultery. When d punishment will come u wlll stand by hr to share in it.

That's not what I wrote.

Matthew 7:1
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged.

FriedPlantain:
There is nothing wrong with the ember months, you folks should stop demonizing it. Accidents happen every month, we just need to find a way of forcing people to follow basic safety measures to reduce these accidents.


Friedplantain

I agree with you but I have a theory on why the ember months are very notorious.
1) We drive like crazy people. I have seen drivers playing chicken when one is overtaking another vehicle.

2) More people are on the roads during those months

So if you have more madness on the roads during a particular period, the outcome of that madness would be multiplied.

Oh, I love your name.

zonax:
That's an established fact that our drivers are reckless. But some folks who say this "ember" stuffs are saying from a spiritual direction that the devil works more during these ember months and wrecks more havoc this time.

It could also be that we never like to take personal responsibility for our actions.
I am not aware that the ember months are an issue if places like Sokoto state

naptu2:
Check the third picture. A white camel is being led by 3 soldiers just in front of the Nigerian and army flags. Use a phone with a big screen.

Thanks.

xertyy:
Lol! I decided to kept mute for a while but I really wanted to know what prompt ladies of these days not to stick on one Deek instead of flirting around.. My association with her has reduced

Are you jealous?
One advice I got when I was younger is not to spy as you may not be able to deal with what you find. That is obviously what is happening here.

No be Naija where sexual harassment plenty? Why are you shocked?
May be if the lady had said no, it would have been good bye to her job.

Wilson125:
I had this call on tuesday morning from a strange number, the caller told me I needed to see her in the hospital, dan abia precisely, that ma girlfriend was on admission,she called her name ( ma girlfriend's name)...when I got there, my girl was admitted already, so many question popped out, but her friend was unable to gimme answers, so I decided to meet the doctor, when i asked him what the problem was, he told the abortion she did was not successful, the operation didn't go well,

I was like: who went for abortion? who was aborted?
he said my girl had an abortion somewhere and the operation wasn't proper, that she was bleeding seriously when her friends brought her, he asked me if I was not away base on how i reacted, I was shocked to the point I have to take medication to help recover, this is someone that claimed her virginity was intact and she wouldn't want to lose it till she marries, I loved and respected her wish, I never knew she was only acting along all this while..

God! that was way 2 much for me, I made the necessary payment for her treatment and left.. she called on that tuesday night, I picked and heard she was okay, so I told her to take care of her self and I ended the call...

Since then She has been calling, sending in sms telling me she is sorry, seriously I don't know what to do with her or what to tell her, these are just the reasons I don't want to pick her calls..

what should I do with this girl? ...m totally confused..

So much for patient confidentiality?