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FamilyRe: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by bknight: 3:15pm On Jul 16, 2013
yellowpawpaw: Not from my parents but a guy I was supposed to marry.I saw God and d devil at d same time.c imprint for my face immediately.old boy,I pick benjo and never looked back. [B]I always thank God for that slap o! Brought me back to ma senses.[/b]lv is not blind for that one!
grin grin grin such slaps are known to reset the brain back to a functional state and clear the eyes.

The type I mentioned elsewhere
CelebritiesRe: Tuface Wishes To See His Kids Everday by bknight: 2:54pm On Jul 16, 2013
I actually thought I was going to succeed in making it quiet and doing my thing peacefully but as it turned out the people no send me for that matter
grin

o boy, you know how many times I don forget am for house? Dem go con carry am come meet me bros see your wedding ring. Sometimes I’m somewhere and I don’t even think about it and then someone makes a comment about and I realise I’m wearing it.
*falls from iroko* lwkm grin grin grin

Indeed a jolly good fellow I'd say cheesy
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Jet For Malawian President by bknight: 10:55am On Jul 16, 2013
Mr President, this is embarrassing to read.

As a bigboy I know d president of africa's most populous country needs to populate his fleet of aircrafts accordingly but with 3 you will still outshine even the queen.

I'm tired of the 'opposition' taking cheap shots at you. Don't give them reasons to.

Pls, act accordingly. For the sake of the one vote you'll get from me. Except, of course, my vote doesn't matter undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do People Ask Single People For Relationship Advice? by bknight: 8:57am On Jul 16, 2013
Its a slap on the face when a person in a relationship takes advice from a single...but good slaps are known to reset the brain and helps the eyes see clearer. undecided
RomanceRe: 5 Proven Ways To Make Your Girlfriend Happy by bknight: 11:55pm On Jul 15, 2013
Ways to make ur girlfriend happy? I endorse this cheesy

The one that already loves u will be happiest accompanying u in ur cessna to business half the world away. The one that doesn't love u will be still be happy walking out of the mall with hands full of shopping bags! So its always a win with money grin

It doesn't guarantee being genuinely loved though, sadly undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Eela Iwori Ifa Temple Celebration Day 2013 by bknight: 7:25pm On Jul 15, 2013
*following*
TravelRe: Is Interstates Road Travel At Night Safe In Nigeria? by bknight: 7:13pm On Jul 15, 2013
Now you asked...come to think of it: accidents (both night&day) and robbery incidents seems to have reduced drastically.
We don't hear so many of the ills of abuja-lagos route as we used to. The accidents at that lokoja narrow road with a sharp bend, the luxurious bus robberies etc

I hope I'm still in Nigeria sha undecided
HealthRe: Teenager Mauled By A Lion She Tried To Kiss by bknight: 7:03pm On Jul 15, 2013
A tiger recently attacked and killed a man. The man and his wife kept tigers as pets. It was reported that the tiger had once attacked his master 2yrs ago while he wanted to feed him. After d attack, guess what the man said? "The tiger never really mean to attack me"! shocked
Well, fast forward 2yrs later, same tiger killed him. Still, his wife didn't think the tiger meant any harm...hello?! He just caused harm!!!

But they will never learn.

Here, this teenage canadian girl doesn't believe the lion meant any harm!!! #delusion

You can take an animal out of the wild, you can not take the wild out of the animal.
EducationRe: I Did Not Make 3rd Class Degree(Soyinka) I Made 2:1 by bknight: 6:07pm On Jul 15, 2013
king arizona: So what you're trying to say is that Patience ebele Johnathan graduated 3RD CLASS LOWER abi!!huhhuhhuhhuh
Which one be 3rd class lower again?

*falls off mount everest* grin grin grin I've dead o!!!!!! Lwkmd

Haven't laughed uncontrollably with backache & general body pains like this in a fvking long time!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Challenge Patience To Debate With Soyinka by bknight: 11:16am On Jul 15, 2013
shocked grin

Sir, kindly boycott such arrangement. And decline to make any further comments regarding the issue. Its condescending to go low to that level. And if u descend to that level, she'll beat u on experience undecided
PoliticsRe: 2015: Jonathan May Drop Sambo For Yerima by bknight: 8:31am On Jul 15, 2013
...at his own peril undecided
ProgrammingRe: Best Laptops & Desktop Computers For Programmers?? by bknight: 8:10am On Jul 15, 2013
Seun: because ...
Those fancy lappies can not withstand d vigorous use u'll subject them to. Except you ship in the part, it's a long thing getting the parts here in nigeria. It generally unstable.

I used one, a really cool looking thing but it broke down (and believe me, they break down pretty easily) and there wasn't a single place to get its parts.

Then I had 2 more experiences trying a help a consultant fix theirs, Phew! bros me sef tire na undecided
Christianity EtcRe: In Jesus Name, All Knees Bow; In Mary's Name, What Happens? by bknight: 9:10pm On Jul 14, 2013
Give us the teachings of His Majesty, for we no want no devil philosophy undecided
ProgrammingRe: Best Laptops & Desktop Computers For Programmers?? by bknight: 5:17pm On Jul 14, 2013
Seun: Currently thinking of choosing the Sony VAIO E Series SVE1713CCXB, a 17.3-Inch Laptop with a 1080p glossy screen, no external graphics (which web programmers don't need anyway), and a white-backlit full keyboard. It costs just $739.99 on Amazon.com. Upgrading to 16gb of RAM and a 250GB SSD raises the total cost to $1035, which seems rather reasonable.
Seun, leave sony VAIOs alone.
PoliticsRe: Evans Bipi Boasts About Beating-Up Chidi Loyd In Rivers Assembly by bknight: 6:56am On Jul 12, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]...Why illiterate thugs? Oh, i weep for Nigeria. If our educated dont fight to take back our country, we are finished.[/quote]cool
Science/TechnologyRe: Impala Dives Into Tourist's Car While Running From Cheetah by bknight: 10:29pm On Jul 11, 2013
The dive of life! grin
PoliticsRe: A Very Shameful Show Of Humiliation Towards Goodluck Jonathan In China by bknight: 6:25pm On Jul 11, 2013
chidindufrank: Whether monkeys were sent to receive him doesn't change the fact that he is the president of your country. Is a political plus for him to humble himself and shook hands with the low key chinese officials that were sent to welcome him. This event shows that he is not a spoilt brat.
Are u kidding me? Spoilt brat you say? shocked
my friend, In international relations, there are standardized ways of doing things. This has nothing to do with humility & stuff. We're talking Power here! Smh!
Christianity EtcRe: My Faith Verses Near Death Experiences - I'm Losing It. by bknight: 3:49pm On Jul 11, 2013
Rossikk: I repeat: NOBODY who has had a near-death experience has EVER described it as a mere dream or hallucination.
cool
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Always Running by bknight: 3:15pm On Jul 11, 2013
You are pedantic. You know you undecided
PoliticsRe: Welcoming Ceremony For President Jonathan In China (Pictures) by bknight: 4:51pm On Jul 10, 2013
Nigeria borrows $3billion from China for airports in 4 major cities...

In other news, minister of aviation contracts chinese firm fraport to manage airports in the country...

And so, the money returns to owner! undecided
PoliticsRe: Chinese Firm To Run 4 Nigerian Airports by bknight: 4:16pm On Jul 10, 2013
Our international policy is shameful.
Christianity EtcRe: My Faith Verses Near Death Experiences - I'm Losing It. by bknight: 3:41pm On Jul 10, 2013
Unfortunately, logic doesn't answer all.

Experience certain things and all you can do is read with disgust at some comments undecided
PoliticsRe: A Very Shameful Show Of Humiliation Towards Goodluck Jonathan In China by bknight: 2:56pm On Jul 10, 2013
Idoma Likita: Na today??
The same way a low-ranking congressman was sent by the US to attend his Inaugration.

GEJ NIGERIA needs to Overhaul hisher Ministry of Foreign Affairs..It Reeks of Corruption, Low Self esteem, cluelessness and redundancy!
I'm coming with a revolution to that ministry my friend...in due time! cool
FamilyRe: Should I Get Married Or Buy A Range Rover by bknight: 5:46pm On Jul 09, 2013
Dyt: Lmao

Y'all actually believe him
Playing along is easier
PoliticsRe: APC Has Been Registered - Bisi Akande by bknight: 3:54pm On Jul 09, 2013
undecided
FamilyRe: Should I Get Married Or Buy A Range Rover by bknight:
OP I hope you have a piece of land credited to you, not inherited. The C of O/title reads snthesis as owner?
TV/MoviesRe: Funny Nigerian Movie Posters by bknight: 1:59pm On Jul 09, 2013
[quote author=Ladytee-thato]Lol Ben10 cant wait to see it and also lady gaga.[/quote]Ppl who encourage them to keep producing crap!

Nollywood neither entertains nor enlighten the audience. Their producers are sooo not creative. Imagine d illuminati poster. See the 2pac. Those shldnt even be watched in villages.

The only thing gullible nigerians only want to see are mansions, any movie with king, flashy cars, showing off money. Or ibu, osuofia & co. I won't be surprised if they start showing them in the cinemas.

Anyways, lemme stop taking it personal undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland by bknight: 10:38am On Jul 09, 2013
smothly: are you been sincerehuh?
A question full of wisdom, Clap for yourself undecided
FamilyRe: My Friend & I by bknight: 10:09am On Jul 09, 2013
OP, I'm sure u don't mind if he starts with you since u're a guy.
FamilyRe: Married Man Using A Female Frend's Picture As DP by bknight: 9:51am On Jul 09, 2013
For chrissakes!

Everybody put up everybody's pictures as dp and say HBD when its their birthdays. Colleagues, friends, church members, family, co-workers and business partners. Its just the bb culture in nigeria. Or OP do u really have ulterior motives?
FamilyRe: Brothers & Sis I Need Help. by bknight: 8:51am On Jul 09, 2013
I am told amazon do business with nigerian cards too. And they ship to nigeria also. A friend bought a book there and had it shipped to her in nigeria.
FamilyRe: Married Man Using A Female Frend's Picture As DP by bknight: 8:45am On Jul 09, 2013
Has she ever used a bb before now? If she once did, then she'd know there's no nothing to it. If she never did then she might be more suspicious of activities on it because of d many stories of bb in nigeria

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