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yellowpawpaw: Not from my parents but a guy I was supposed to marry.I saw God and d devil at d same time.c imprint for my face immediately.old boy,I pick benjo and never looked back. [B]I always thank God for that slap o! Brought me back to ma senses.[/b]lv is not blind for that one! such slaps are known to reset the brain back to a functional state and clear the eyes.The type I mentioned elsewhere |
I actually thought I was going to succeed in making it quiet and doing my thing peacefully but as it turned out the people no send me for that matter ![]() o boy, you know how many times I don forget am for house? Dem go con carry am come meet me bros see your wedding ring. Sometimes I’m somewhere and I don’t even think about it and then someone makes a comment about and I realise I’m wearing it.*falls from iroko* lwkm ![]() Indeed a jolly good fellow I'd say ![]() |
Mr President, this is embarrassing to read. As a bigboy I know d president of africa's most populous country needs to populate his fleet of aircrafts accordingly but with 3 you will still outshine even the queen. I'm tired of the 'opposition' taking cheap shots at you. Don't give them reasons to. Pls, act accordingly. For the sake of the one vote you'll get from me. Except, of course, my vote doesn't matter ![]() |
Its a slap on the face when a person in a relationship takes advice from a single...but good slaps are known to reset the brain and helps the eyes see clearer. ![]() |
Ways to make ur girlfriend happy? I endorse this ![]() The one that already loves u will be happiest accompanying u in ur cessna to business half the world away. The one that doesn't love u will be still be happy walking out of the mall with hands full of shopping bags! So its always a win with money ![]() It doesn't guarantee being genuinely loved though, sadly ![]() |
*following* |
Now you asked...come to think of it: accidents (both night&day) and robbery incidents seems to have reduced drastically. We don't hear so many of the ills of abuja-lagos route as we used to. The accidents at that lokoja narrow road with a sharp bend, the luxurious bus robberies etc I hope I'm still in Nigeria sha ![]() |
A tiger recently attacked and killed a man. The man and his wife kept tigers as pets. It was reported that the tiger had once attacked his master 2yrs ago while he wanted to feed him. After d attack, guess what the man said? "The tiger never really mean to attack me"! Well, fast forward 2yrs later, same tiger killed him. Still, his wife didn't think the tiger meant any harm...hello?! He just caused harm!!! But they will never learn. Here, this teenage canadian girl doesn't believe the lion meant any harm!!! #delusion You can take an animal out of the wild, you can not take the wild out of the animal. |
king arizona: So what you're trying to say is that Patience ebele Johnathan graduated 3RD CLASS LOWER abi!!Which one be 3rd class lower again? *falls off mount everest* I've dead o!!!!!! LwkmdHaven't laughed uncontrollably with backache & general body pains like this in a fvking long time! |
![]() Sir, kindly boycott such arrangement. And decline to make any further comments regarding the issue. Its condescending to go low to that level. And if u descend to that level, she'll beat u on experience ![]() |
...at his own peril ![]() |
Seun: because ...Those fancy lappies can not withstand d vigorous use u'll subject them to. Except you ship in the part, it's a long thing getting the parts here in nigeria. It generally unstable. I used one, a really cool looking thing but it broke down (and believe me, they break down pretty easily) and there wasn't a single place to get its parts. Then I had 2 more experiences trying a help a consultant fix theirs, Phew! bros me sef tire na ![]() |
Give us the teachings of His Majesty, for we no want no devil philosophy ![]() |
Seun: Currently thinking of choosing the Sony VAIO E Series SVE1713CCXB, a 17.3-Inch Laptop with a 1080p glossy screen, no external graphics (which web programmers don't need anyway), and a white-backlit full keyboard. It costs just $739.99 on Amazon.com. Upgrading to 16gb of RAM and a 250GB SSD raises the total cost to $1035, which seems rather reasonable.Seun, leave sony VAIOs alone. |
[quote author=baby_123]...Why illiterate thugs? Oh, i weep for Nigeria. If our educated dont fight to take back our country, we are finished.[/quote] ![]() |
The dive of life! ![]() |
chidindufrank: Whether monkeys were sent to receive him doesn't change the fact that he is the president of your country. Is a political plus for him to humble himself and shook hands with the low key chinese officials that were sent to welcome him. This event shows that he is not a spoilt brat.Are u kidding me? Spoilt brat you say? my friend, In international relations, there are standardized ways of doing things. This has nothing to do with humility & stuff. We're talking Power here! Smh! |
Rossikk: I repeat: NOBODY who has had a near-death experience has EVER described it as a mere dream or hallucination. ![]() |
You are pedantic. You know you ![]() |
Nigeria borrows $3billion from China for airports in 4 major cities... In other news, minister of aviation contracts chinese firm fraport to manage airports in the country... And so, the money returns to owner! ![]() |
Our international policy is shameful. |
Unfortunately, logic doesn't answer all. Experience certain things and all you can do is read with disgust at some comments ![]() |
Idoma Likita: Na today??I'm coming with a revolution to that ministry my friend...in due time! ![]() |
Dyt: LmaoPlaying along is easier |
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OP I hope you have a piece of land credited to you, not inherited. The C of O/title reads snthesis as owner? |
[quote author=Ladytee-thato]Lol Ben10 cant wait to see it and also lady gaga.[/quote]Ppl who encourage them to keep producing crap! Nollywood neither entertains nor enlighten the audience. Their producers are sooo not creative. Imagine d illuminati poster. See the 2pac. Those shldnt even be watched in villages. The only thing gullible nigerians only want to see are mansions, any movie with king, flashy cars, showing off money. Or ibu, osuofia & co. I won't be surprised if they start showing them in the cinemas. Anyways, lemme stop taking it personal ![]() |
smothly: are you been sincereA question full of wisdom, Clap for yourself ![]() |
OP, I'm sure u don't mind if he starts with you since u're a guy. |
For chrissakes! Everybody put up everybody's pictures as dp and say HBD when its their birthdays. Colleagues, friends, church members, family, co-workers and business partners. Its just the bb culture in nigeria. Or OP do u really have ulterior motives? |
I am told amazon do business with nigerian cards too. And they ship to nigeria also. A friend bought a book there and had it shipped to her in nigeria. |
Has she ever used a bb before now? If she once did, then she'd know there's no nothing to it. If she never did then she might be more suspicious of activities on it because of d many stories of bb in nigeria |
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