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Op don't lie, u want ppl to know ur jamb score. Don't worry, no need to deny that u're financially independent and can afford 300k per session. But a better way to do it is ask ur parents to borrow you 1,500naira. Go to those guys that make 'Make ur calls' banners. Choose a catchy colour, pay to them write these same words on d banner. Thank them profusely, then run back home and tie the banner on ur gate at home before it too late.

That way, the attention u seek will be guaranteed you. And ppl it matters to will get d message but on NL ppl don't know u very much!

Oh! Pls attach ur passport photograph to the banner so ppl won't erroneously give d fame to livinus (papa emeka's stepson in d yard).

God speed.

Don't call.

Just to Wish her a happy married life is a lame excuse. You can as well call to wish her happy new month or happy new day (a new day is even a better achievement than marriage). Calling her opens up opportunities for more problems. That's an attempt to complicate things. My bit

SLIDE waxie: says who? U will sleep sound and nice!!! Especially if u can flush it down with correct cold palm wine. There are well preserved bottled ones now!

Infact, if u eat some nice hot mosels with fresh vegetables garnished with bush meat/smoked fish and flushed down with correct pammy, if u die in ur sleep, u go make heaven!

Go figure!

Ilya laguna

Or you can play it this way:

Pay the full rent all by yourself. Then she can stay with you. It will take away maybe alot of the threats she poses.

Symphony007: ...it's just not right. We've never been intimate, i want it to stay that way but it will be next to impossible achieving that while staying together,

Dazzall pls.

Acting/being a bad-ass doesn't guarantee you punny! The only punny that's guaranteed is in the brothels (& only because u can pay 300naira fine!
Instead, what kind of girls have u been talking to. What exactly do u want 'girlsssss' for? Puuny or u want lotsa them as friends? Look to live a better lifestyle.

U can be a real bad azzz dude without having to smoke weed nor become a cultist. maybe you want to feel like an alpha male, it all in the way you think, choices u make, way you act and yes, the way you talk/approach d ladies.

You'd only catch the 'feel-among' pressure to belong to a class of badboys. And u'd continue to be a feel-among and never a real badazz

Dude just continue being yourself, with experience u'd score many.

Thanks! But its nothing really if peeps think less with their emotions and think more logically, as I realized.

To overcome depression, self pity etc goes beyond prayer. In fact, I actually prayed less .
I don't know anything abt being suicidal though, but the only thing nice abt being an introvert is the word itself. Its a fancy word, but too expensive a life: I just couldn't afford being so.

Symphony007: ...But all these arguement is'nt flying with my girl, she's readong some crazy undertones to my refusal like i want freedom to cheat. Rather my continous refusal is already cracking up the relationship and i can't bear a breakup...

Many girls will result to anything to have plans go her way. Its human nature. Most times, they'd use emotional tactics to achieve it like in this case. Why can't you bear a break-up? Man up son!

It is called trial marriage. Both of u will live together like a couple. But will money for the 'home' be from u constantly as man of the house? Inn other words, your monthly allowance will always finish faster or do u work/financially independent? Anyhow you look at it...

Or should i stick to my guns?

Go shopping for more: AK, Uzzi, RPG etc. Get a 'I'm not smiling' military-type dark shade. Or of course, give in to her, then years later you'd see ur folly yourself.

speak2cent: thank you all for your advice...... I have gotten answer to my problem.

So I arrived late afterall.

You asked:

speak2cent: Pls what can I do

Let her be. Why? She's cheating you. You definitely fit into her plans/agenda. If she curses so much at her hubby, let her divorce him nau. She has a matrimonial home but won't leave you be. She's enjoying resources from two ends and she offers herself to you knowing d best u can do with is behind closed doors...ultimately u're a mere pawn in her scheme of things. At an appropriate time when she's ready to move on, you'd be discarded without a second thought.

pro01: Story. Nothing like Karma for the matter. If anything, faithful men often have the most unfaithful wives. Life ain't fair.

Well said.
Which one be Karma here? When he's actually the victim of manipulation here

Dyt: Oya come closer

Dyt: Now u jst reminded him am married

This is not necessary. She failed badly at whatever she was subtly saying. Rather I'm disappointed you responded with this

They shld also look into keeping those buses clean

Koolking: NEPA don took light

MTN don comoted my credit

I could not help laughing when I first heard these slang from Nigerians

I object. Even illiterate grannies won't say that in nigeria. Its Nepa don carry light"

2. I'm sure "Mtn don comoted my credit" wasn't spoken by a nigerian

Hey mr. Attention seeker, are you nigerian at all? Lame attempts at being funny. Its enough comedy to report it the true way u heard a true nigerian speak it

Nor do I do PDAs

Dyt, I remember certain NL peeps when I'm offline, perhaps you. Sometimes, I wish they were part of my everyday life

Unfortunately, I'm not very romantic

U guys shld provide us stuff with local content. The situations we find ourselves with these nigerian girls are totally different from everywhere else in d world...and paste it here.

By d way, I didn't click d darn site

+ Fck amir.

Dyt: My dear
My love
U didn't miss me
*sobs*

How're you na?

190: Rotfl!! @ olosho

Wtf is olosho

My cuz kips saying dat - ent got a clue wat it means and he won't say either

Plz wahz olosho

[quote author=Igbo.owore]They are part time prostitutes and they see themselves as not prostitutes but runz gals[/quote]

They say kaikai (ashawo) is different from rum/whiskey (olosho). I keep wondering "but men pay both for sexx" abi doesn't ogogoro/whiskey not get u high in d end?. Mtscheeew! Dumb fvkers...ashawo is even smarter than them

Op write on common mistakes guys make in choosing olosho, they will clamp down on d topic not on you

I was anti-social, a sadist, moody, wasn't confident in social cycles etc.

1. A changing encounter was when I heard d story of ketekete, baba ati omo (the donkey, the man and his son). Ebenezer Obey sang it. I gave it a critical thought.

2. I noticed people who drank beer were less prone to be sadists

3. I realized mundane religious topics had a root in me.

4. I realized how unconciously this behavior built up over years.

So, I joined a new church. I made sure it was a church with a pastor who was taught practical ways of living. I noticed d different approach to the same topics, only this time didn't sound mundane.

Then I sought to liberate my thinking and boost my mental capacity to get more analytic. I decided to see things from logical angle than making decision based on emotions and sentiments. I played games like sudoku and other mental stimulating games.

Then I realized Star beer made me sleep a lot. I made sure to set 200naira aside everyday for a bottle. I'd sit in bars, quietly enjoying d gists. I found out beer bars had a lot of carefree, outgoing extroverts. I wld sit with only one bottle for hours. But there was a subtle effect. I thought less about those things I'd normally hole up in my room thinking.
I noted that it was all my 'insecurities' that manifested in different ways. Inferiority complex had to be dealt with. It took me a while to analyze a lot about me. Now, with a clearer, refreshed mind I began to work on myself. Soon, I realized the world was only waiting for mw to take charge!

This is but a summary, can't really type much. All these took about 2yrs. I really had to work on myself. Now? Hahahahahaha! I am a better man. I wondered how I would have headed a home (raising a family) being that kind of person I was then. That wld hv been pathetic!
Anyways, I hv had to retrace drinking beer at beer bars. I drink in my room now. I now shun social gatherings with pride, not out of depression.

I got a basketball kit. Jog in d morning, go to d court later. My aim was to relate more with people in d court esp on saturday mornings.
Oh! I forgot to add that I intentionally became a carefree person at a time, in fact did what ppl never saw, expected nor believed me do.

Confidence oozes out now. I enjoy good belly laughs now, friends want to hv me around now + I didn't change physique nor do plastic surgery but more female friends now find me attractive. How's that for a change!

Let me quickly add that nairaland helped a bit too. I don't think listening to music when u're moody will help in d long run. Yes, it might help u get over it now but are u looking to just overcome an immediate moment of self pity, depression etc or u want a total overhaul? Do more outdoor activities!!!
Oh! Yes!!! I intentionally took a job that was strictly marketing. Needless to say I performed less sales but my intentions were different! It was part of my transformation. It made a profound effect!

There were couple of other things I did. Even when I craved to listen to mild love songs, I restrained. No slow music! I did more of these useless naija beats. Having a deep knowledge of music, I loathed these naija artist but I was on my mission...I wanted a change! ...

And I got a change!

...According to the police, on inquiry the suspect admitted killing Tope with an axe and thereafter poured acid on him.

Claim temporary insanity and anti-death penalty group will rally your cause to have knowingly killed another but want to stay alive

"In fact, some people ask, 'What keeps you awake at night, with regard to this economy?' I say it is the issue of job creation. And I know this is what keeps Mr. President (Goodluck Jonathan) awake at night as well.

Eyahhhhh...

While some people run their mouths carelessly against death penalty

Only barbaric measures are effective against barbaric minds.

In my opinion, some secrets are not worth d un-solicitated exposure. If nobody asked u then shut up. If u are a catholic, go to confession. Else, stay mute. If ur sibling spills, then own up with d truth.

If your parents don't handle it properly (cos they might not know how to handle it), they'll make a real mess of everything and u'd blame urself in d end.

Hope its totally discontinued though & won't repeat itself now u're an adult? In truth? To God goes all sins, from whom forgiveness comes.

Whether d doctrines of deeper life bible church are right or wrong is another matter entirely, left for another day. I think their lifestyle is just to help curb the many ills of society.

If you joined an association with their rules, regulations, guidelines and ultimately- lifestyle, then abide by them or you let be and dont be among.
If an adult doesn't hold same belief with a group of people, why remain with them?

If the couple didn't like the lifestyle of the church they shld hv gone to marry elsewhere to spare d church/their parents this ridicule. Or wear the approve wears and leave after their wedding.

But d groom didn't break any of their rules, why punish his father? The bride is coming from her father's house and expected to still be under her father. So yes, d bride's father deserved d axe

1. A mother is with 4 kids (all less than 10 yrs) in church when there is kiddies/teens section. Innocently, the kids keep playing, shouting and fighting each other. Meanwhile, their mother (who shld caution them) is calmly nodding her head at the pastor's preaching acting she's so deeply engrossed. Deeply engrossed not to notice the kids are distracting people.

2. You're really following the logic/reasoning to what d pastor is saying to grab a unit of thought but this months-old baby beside u is innocently hitting you with his toy. And the mother is not bothered because 'he's only a child' and if u frown at it, u must be one mean ogre.

3. Answering calls in church.
4. People gisting in church.
5. Ah! A new one!!! I saw this guy reading newspaper in church?

Generally, I don't like distractions. Announcement time, I'm a bit more relaxed tho

It was back in vogue sometime late 90s or early 00s (I think?). I had some then but not this badt

Hmmm...really enlightening.

Anyways, can someone pls tell me what is called of a person who believes in God but doesn't believe in Jesus as part of God. Any known word for such persons?

Pls Note: he believes in the bible. And even believes there was a man called Jesus who walked this earth. Just not in the divinity part. Thanks

It began to matter since the days when going to church became a social affair. Fortunately, those days are these days.

I just don't like churches where women are not cautioned of their dressings. Too short dresses, too much cleavage exposed in church, clothes too tight. These cause distractions.
If its not sexy wearing a loose fitting clothing to a wedding reception, then its not churchly wearing a tight fitting clothing to church.

Unfortunately, our MoG can not openly chastise these on the pulpit, for if less of them come, there'll be less to count out of the offering/tight boxes.

What a shame!

Its recommended that you do not eat breakfast before church, its not a sin. Eating before church might make u late, it may make u sleepy during service (some go nack proper strong eba 4 morning bfore church),some will spend their offering on breakfast (pastor won't like that ), for catholics: u are not to eat before communion. Some may also turn it to fasting to coincide with the day.

[quote author=m.esther96]its ur choice,d bible dsnt specify dz,if i no tke breakfast i no go gt stamina 4 prayers sef,so i tke breakfast![/quote] sister m.esther sylvanus of the Lord's Chosen: Prayer na wrestling? Take am easy abeg o

Ezeife?

musKeeto: If you believe a virgin can give birth, you can believe anything...

Lol!

Btw, did oyedepo really say that?

specialguest: ...Online polygamy is allowed afterall most NL guys have more than one NL wifey

Hmmm...enjoy