₦airaland Forum

Bluffly:
Is this mobile lab or modular lab?

I was surprised too o
I tot it's a lorry self

SpatialKing:
Something Senegal is already doing without making noise...

How did you hear if Senegal didn't make any noise?

RIP

Jokerman:
He deserves it.

This guy suppose dey man utd

Berra watch your mouth.
He should leave 3rd position and to go 8 points down

Codes151:
stop saying what you don’t know! Mark never invested in him....


Read na... do research n stop toalking

My bad

DonFreshmoney:
Kanye west can never be a billionaire...

Someone that was owing debt to the tune of $53M, he had to beg Mark Zuckerberg for money few years ago

His wife bailed him out of that debt and Mark invested $1b in his biz

When did Mallam become a scientist?

She's referring to her Big Daddy not her father

Sognejikni:
Hi

How legit is this ?

handie:
that's another angle and kudos for trying to see the good in everyone. While your reason is good, there's every chance SM went to the media for political reasons. Do u think he'd have made this same move were he of the same party with the president?

The Fg giving the rice was politics because they gave it in the glare of the media.

It's better Seyi returns it publicly too.
It's all politics. The FG would have gone same too. They're are all the same

sarrki:
The rice was seized by the customs

To seyi everything is politics

If customs failed in checking and nafdac also did

Why all the noise ?

Certify you he good ones and destroy the ones that are not good for human consumption

I don't see any politics here except the one you want to bring to it.
Some Nigerians have been showing pictures and videos of spoilt rice that the government gave to them and the govt said it all propaganda.
Is this not the same govt that said Nigerians should not eat those rice , that they're not safe for consumption. What has changed now ?

You must eat it.

It's bush meat, since you caught it in the bush

Kylekent59:
It is called ''ribbon snake.'' It is harmless and non-venomous snake.

Obviously, he's not going to wait to find that out
You see, here in Nigeria, every snake is venomous. You kill and ask questionslater

You can fool some Nigerians sometimes but you can't fool all Nigerians all the time

So, how did they collect 50m cash and disappeared into thin air?

Someone was paying a ransom of 50m and the police were not involved in it

festacman:
He wants to claim unnecessary credit if government ends the lockdown. Pure clout chasing.

See ,it's ppl like you that put us where we are now.
It's just a shame people like you are in the majority. That's why Apc and Pdp keep winning.
Someone is fighting for our right you call it "clout chasing."
Does he look like a slay king?
Or you think Nigeria is heading the right direction the way and manner politicians are running things?

Sowore is a patriot

JasonJidenna:
I guess you've learnt how to read and comprehend effectively....


Don't go about jumping into conclusion like a frog.


Mr. Katsina investigator.

I don't dance with pigs kiddo

redcliff:
who agriculture hep? instead make una dey think science and Tech, manufacturing! you dey talk agric. nobody go take you serious in this 22nd century!

Can you do without food?
We have a fertile land.

Agriculture should be our major earner
Science and Technology is already dominated by Asia and the West, if we focus all our energy there we'll only be left behind

Leaders without foresight.
This govt has been shouting that they are diversifying since they were elected but they've only been diversifying how they steal money

Of all the crimes in Namibia this what the cops have time for?

JasonJidenna:
#KATSINASEXCAPADE



...I had this angry look when I found out that i was posted to serve in Katsina.. I hated everything around me including the girl that printed the call-up letter out.

So I started planning on my long trip to the wilderness, where I was not known.. I got everything on my bucklist, from the white shoes to the waist bag.

The journey was never to be imagined as I joined some other CM's in the Benue Links 18 seaters bus crawling to Katsina.

Well, we got there at about 11:40pm (Nigeria Time) and I most confess, the camp was so beautiful, interlock, tall buildings, fascinating parade ground, street lights and spacious.


Meet some CM's there and the ritual of getting to know each other began... I was struggling to hijack a bed space at the boys hostel when one young lady tapped me to help her with her bucket of water, on her head, I did that with the speed of light just to concentrate on the bed I want to hijack from one Hausa boy.... But this lady said something that made me lose focus, she said and I quote;

"You're not nice at all" and walked away like a duck fowl... I got the bed space and I marked my territory by spreading my legs and mosquito net immediately.

I saw this lady again at the famous MAMI market, I wanted to let her know that, in Warri, "Furck up nor dey sawa" aggressively, but I remember that I am neither in Warri or Benue State... Surprisingly, she walked up to me where i was trying to negotiate the price of Alomo Bitters, and said;

"Wicked Corper, what's your name? I told her that she's sick, then she burst into laughter, and said i shouldn't mind her, she introduced herself to me, a very beautiful Yoruba girl..(Motun....)

We got to know each other when we walked down to the other end, then exchange numbers, I got back to my rugged lodge filled with womb shifters and she sent a text message for us to meet the next day evening....


We met at the camp clinic and everywhere was extremely cold, she narrated how her boyfriend did blah blah blah blah blah to her, I was just there listen and sipping my wrapped Alomo Bitters to reduce the cold, then something happened.... She stood up and said i should help her dust her really nice ass, I wasted no time to carry out that assignment, then out of nowhere, she turned and gave me a kiss... As a sharp Warri boy, I had to do some routine check for a quiet place and I spotted one "Isolation centre" suitable for quickie, I dragged her there romantically and same time checking my waist bag for my original gold circle condom inside the wallet my pastor friend bought for me... I pinned this black busty beauty to the wall and pulled her white shorts down so quickly, then I fixed the condom, by this time, all she was whispering was "Jason, do you really want to do this"

I ignored those talks and kissed her passionately before inserting my dick in her already wet paradise... It was fast thrusting, and silent moaning until one useless camp doctor came out to urinate close to were we are having some good time.... I quickly pulled her white shorts up and tell her to run through the other way...

The doctor saw that i was not smiling, so he just said "good evening" and walked away.


We had sex four good times at the camp until they posted me to funtua were i met a Kogi Tigress.

I lived in Katsina for 3 years.
In most parts of the north it's difficult for opposite sex to peck let alone kiss in public. You said you even dusted her butt in public. That highly inconceivable

Biglittlelois:
Great news, but where is the photo of the cesspit?

Here's a picture of a Lebanese being arrested

I talked about this some days ago

Fake news

We've been telling these mofos since
Too bad uncle Corona had to knock into their tick skulls

Dash what you can afford to forget and if he pays back, that's a bonus

Chai!

When next these ones hear. "Co.." They won't wait to hear the rest

SLAP44:
This is very good.

But the Aba method of mass production is a more grassroot oriented system where they are neither looking for publicity or government patronage. Those boys down there are producing on their own power, braving every challenge and getting better at everything they set their minds to.

We don't care about any government handouts. Give us a port in Ibaka, let us import raw materials and export finished goods and in 10 years, Dubai will be buying from us.

There is no. "But" here, they're all doing great.
This lady did not receive any grant from government

Don't worry, we'll meet in court

Falz and his daddy will represent them

Does he know how much disposable face mask goes for in the market right now?
What are they doing about making it affordable?
One is almost 400

Now, where exactly are the 1 million boys in the video?

All these shout about 1 million boys, I've not seen anyone of them caught

eni4real:
Portugal with Cristiano for 14 years : 0 Trophy
Portugal without Cristiano but with Eder in 1 match: 1 major Trophy!!!


What Cristiano couldn't do in Euro 2004 final, Eder did it in style in 2016 final against a tougher Opponent!!!


Another one:. Cristiano vs Bernaldo Silva?? Who is better for Portugal??

This is dumb