₦airaland Forum

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A security stand in lagos ( only God can protect you)

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elctroguru:
Jus travel down to niger delta and Visit Mend, U'll surely get A+ on your project

Funny ass comment, The writer might end up being kidnapped

tamme:
Nigeria will supply electricity to Cameroun, once the President Umaru Yar’Adua administration fixes the sector currently bedevilled by chronic problems.

Hopefully this day will come

After almost two years of sleeping, I hope he has finally woken up

Becomming rich is definately online - i have seen his handiwork on other threads @ 15:25 pm . I am sure he searching amongst his arsenal of GOOGle maps looking for the right map to suit the occasion. can you imagine becommerich been invited to post maps, ,,,,,,

u dey play with fire

moneygurl:
It is possible

In a country were all you need is to give people free amala and egusi stew for the whole week leading up to election and recharge card, money, to secure their votes.

You nailed it on the head. A country where people have sold their birth right. Highest bidder takes it all

i have a got a pill for you - but it is called Jesus Christ - Non having sex before marriage pill -

all these so called rantings are way to intellegient for me - i just have to pass

URGENT EMAIL FROM BECOMMIRICCH


To: saintneo
cc,    to all of Nairaland
Subject: Out of office Reply

Thank you for message,  i am currently out of office due to the Easter break i am currently peppersouping and big stouting at the moment  and ALSO attending the Easter conference with the people of Benin Republic on how we can amalgamate the south of Nigeria together.

Be rest assurred when i come back i will deal with this request with upmost importance and be prepared to be immersed in the aqua of GOOGLE maps. As you aware i am the best candidate for this job.  please see my other threads for reference.

If you need assistance before then, please contact  Governor BRF of lagos


BECOMMSORICCH NOW


-----  LONG LIVE THE NEW REPUBLIC OF BENIN REPUBLIC------------------------------------

pres-elect:
the best thing i can do for my kids is to give them a european passport.

I second that

mr okunade - i think you are going to fast you said you were going to explain the purpose of

public static void main(String[] args) why and when we need it

you have also not explained the purpose of " Constructor"


thanks

Obodo999:
I might had come from US but I am a Nigerian. Forget these NEPA stuffs, it will not kill me. My house is well ventilated with fresh air. Apart from not getting sweaty in the middle of the night, I do not see any other ways which Electricity will be any use to me. I am not a stay-at-home-watching-TV person. Therefore no electric means good life for me. And this will enable to visit all these pepper soup joints. Abeg Naija sweet jare. Yes, I have my own small car that I will be managing. I don suffer all these years for America, All work no play. My plan is to enjoy the rest of my life. No more working for anyone, so no more stress. Others can take all the jobs in Oils, Gas, Banking industries for all I care.
My wife and kids will live in the US and they can visit me whenevr they want. I am even thinking of taking a younger second wife. But she must not be over the age of 21. Graduates need not apply, I even prefer if she no go school at all. Those kinds are respectful, not expensive to maintain and domestic. By the way I am 40.

You are not serious you want to take second wife with 80k

otokx:
some people can lie

jamace:
If the FG uncovers a plot by some people to sabotage power generation, FG should also hatch a plot to deal with the sabotteurs.

Simple simpicitas

Oga - easy now - na joke

lucabrasi  - na yahoo yahoo boyz  na only yahoo yahoo boys dey carry that kind money £650 around for pocket in london . Maybe one of his boyz set am up

lol

Omo my mouth is salivating. This must be a new place.

I remember when you chew it and it turns to chewing gum

Milo anytime. I love it when i take a mouthful it sends shivers to my brain

debosky:
See wetin alagolos sisters are doing to Nigeria's image.  

Ekiti nfagbo  

on the verge of a tribalistic war

The funny thing about all these okrika madness is that we have many qualified tailors in nigeria that we would easily make one for you.

With slave chain hanging from trouser - which one be that

Make una no dis my man becommingRich - He has a right to fight for the better of the yoruba people.

Becomrrich:
ijawman, i have gone thru all your past post. i know you are an igboman, who hate yar adua.  look, this man is sick and it can happen to anyone. even you. All he needs from you is prayer.

And not this nonsense,   Some times i wonder about  you igbo people. You are wicked.  God is the one that give health. And not you ijawman. He gives to who ever he want. You should be praying for him and not insult him.

Where is your moral. For God sake what happen to people.   One thing i know is that if he remove the yoruba, bendle and bayelsa from nigeria. He would be well. i know it sound stupid, but my heart tell me. and you may call me stupid. but my heart does not decieve me. When moses told Pharaoh , let my people go so that they may serve him. Pharaoh refuse. Go and read the word of God.

When Jesus saw the tree, he told the tree to dry up, And just let Pharaoh refuses God brought problem in his life. It is only when Pharaoh let the people go that he became well. No man the yorubas says carry an ant hill. noman. i believe it is time to let go.




One thing i would like yar adua to do is to make sure that he put his people , who are already minority from satellite picture into majority. So that he would be remember a hero,

Here is the map of the New Nigeria.
I would post the request of we yoruba , bendle and bayelsa online asking for us to be removed from nigeria and we would send another copy again to members of the national assembly,


Balewa and others would be prond of yar adua and he would go into the history book as an hero , of the new nigeria.  

It is time to give the fulani/hausa who are minority from satellite pictures , let make them majority please everybody.   Igbos call on your senators to stop blocking this historical move,   We are about to make history.

This guy is a genius - Almost 6 issues highlighted in one post

where is your sense of humor

It is very hard to find people who have not soiled their hands.

This is bleaching cream gone wrong

what about us wey dey outside the country

if we continue posting at this rate - it looks like every Nigerian is a crook

Yets!:
thanks peeps

you are welcome

Yets!:
Yeh ur right, its Yetunde,  Thanks for ur opinion,  ive started my research and i have a pilot study to conduct in may which wil help in making up my mind on whether to open a boutique or not,  I cant just jump like dat,  I have a few friends from secondary skool but i believe word of mouth,friends of friends and a lot of marketing  helps a lot.

Retailing is all about ur marketing strategies, uniqueness, creativity, active listening, pr, patience, sincerity, having a positive attitude and motivation etc dat makes u stand out from d others as there is a lot of competition out there.

Like i said its all about providing wot people want at very affordable prices,  i intend to stock mostly US and UK high street fashion,  the ones that r mostly demanded and i also plan on introducing others that r not yet known,  I wil have a market for everyone,   Hope my research goes well,

Here you go.

you see you have started answering your questions.  In Nigeria i am sure you will do very well , Customer Service is very poor and in some places it does't even exist .  The appettie for foreihn goods is very high esp from u.s or u.k